Lsuoma wrote: ↑
ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote: ↑
Lsuoma wrote: ↑
O Freude!
I have been diagnosed with moderate to severe BPH, so I'm getting a cappucino nozzle stuck up me cock!
Oh, so they have those in pediatric sizes?
No, they're diverting some engineering team from
Saudi Aramco to build a Lsuoma-size device.
Guess you'd better watch out as potential target for Iranian missiles/militants/terrorists. I may need a portmanteau word for that as it will be needed frequently. Will "missantists" do" Probably not, as it doesn't seem to evoke any meaning for me as I roll it around in my mouth. Too tinny, if you get my reference.
Lsuoma wrote: ↑One of the potential side effects of this treatment is retrograde ejaculation, so I may be going instead of coming.
My very first job was to be house surgeon to Sir Arnold Elton, a urologist at Northwick Park Hospital who gained his knighthood from massive donations to Maggie, and his appointment at the flagship NHS hospital of the era was simply obtained by being the urologist at the hospital in Harrow it replaced. I may have mentioned somewhere here that he became the most popular urologist in Harley Street by accident when his cardiologist told him to cut back. So he doubled his private practice prices as a way of reducing his workload, without any understanding (Arnie! Are you sure you are Jewish?) of economics. All the Arab princes with big prostates looked for the most expensive private urologist in Harley Street and picked poor Arnie. His private practice trebled, and the poor devil had to cope. I loved him dearly, as he was a surgeon who operated on tissues, rather than on textbook anatomical structures. You can learn vastly more about successful surgery from someone like that, even if his vehicle of choice for his chauffeur to drive was a Daimler. Some things are hard to forgive, but I'll let him get away with the Daimler.
I saw some weird transurethral treatments for BPH before I retired
hors de combat. Cryo-thermo-laser therapies. All had a remarkable rate of urinary retention requiring catheterisation and then a proper transurethral resection with a hot wire. Hopefully, your steampunk resection will be more successful. I can still do a
Millin retropubic prostatectomy or a really ancient
transvesical prostatectomy in my sleep. I suspect I could still stick a finger where it would be unwanted and estimate reasonably accurately the amount of prostatic chips that would be retrieved after a TURP. 80g prostate? Better be on next week's list.