2016 Cunty Vote!

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Who should win the Pit Cunty Award for 2016?

Poll ended at Sat Dec 17, 2016 5:40 pm

Zarna Joshi - Hugh Mungus plus various other nut-cuntery
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7%
Peezy Myers - Cuntus Maximus
20
6%
Gilliel
6
2%
Ogvorbis - Kiddy-fiddling cunt
0
No votes
SPLC - Hypocrytical money-grubbing cunts
46
15%
Smugglypuff - smirkgendered dough goat cunt
9
3%
Ontario Human Rights Commission - for even thinking about making it a hate crime to not use someone preferred pronoun. Real cunts
18
6%
Nicolas Matte - for claiming that not using made-up pronouns constitutes "abuse" and is "tantamount to violence and hate speech." Plus other shit. Fag-Himmler cunt.
4
1%
Nick Denton and A.J. Daulerio - Gawker cunts par excellence.
8
3%
Donald Trump - Shredded Wheat-headed cunt
11
4%
Donna Brazile - election interfering cunt
2
1%
Lena Dunham - Odell Beckham Jr.cuntishness
2
1%
Amy Schumer - pretty funny, but SJW suckup cunt
0
No votes
Paul Feig - Ghostbusters cuntery
5
2%
Annaliese Nielson - taxi-driver-bullying douchecunt extraordinaire
9
3%
Mainstream Media - decades of lying cuntery
10
3%
ISIS - goat-fucking, towel-headed, kiddy-raping, gay-throwing, culture-destroying, etc., etc. cunts
21
7%
Zika - Cunty virus
0
No votes
Lindy West - Noted fat dobber who got seriously nasty with Dawkins earlier this year, over Sye Ten Atheist's 'Feminism is Like Islam' video. And a cunt.
7
2%
Jenny McDermott - backstabbing nutbag cunt
3
1%
Trigglypuff - jelly-armed shrill cunt who's going to die a virgin eaten by cats and rats
3
1%
Onision - delusional YouTube vblogger and hysterically lame cunt
2
1%
The Guardian - once-great, now cunty newspaper that gives a platform to every SJW cunt
16
5%
The Young Cunts Turks - smug, self-adoring cunts
6
2%
Cenk Uygur - genocide-denying Islam apoligist cunt who lost his shit on election night
11
4%
Dr. Richard Carrier PhD - for not catching "the gay" and trying to bum lots of easy-to-manipulate tail at Camp Quest (with benefits). Also a cunt
11
4%
Fascist Tit - edit-button-denying cuntishness
4
1%
Hillary "Lung Butter" Clinton and her cuntishly glorious attempts to out-corrupt every other US president in history combined
7
2%
The Crown Prosecution Service - for altering CCTV footage to try to railroad a provably innocent man for sexual assault - fucking cunts
16
5%
Steven Novella - for blackcunting Richard Dawkins when Dawkins dared to commit the crime of retweeting a satire of feminism featuring the Big Red
8
3%
Steersman - because he is a (robo)cunt
11
4%
Ana Kasparian - for saying "If you support Donald Trump today, you are 100% deplorable." That was rather cunty
0
No votes
Bonita Tindle - for saying you can't wear dread locks because they are cuntural appropriation
7
2%
Blitler himself-Gazi Kodo - for cuntishly advocating violence against police and white people, and for his bad Ruby Rod impersonation
2
1%
A W Peet - cunt
2
1%
Heina Dadabhoy - facebook lynchmob ringleading cunt. And author (Haaahaaahhaaaa!!!)
2
1%
 
Total votes: 311

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2016 Cunty Vote!

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Post by Lsuoma »

There was so much submitted that I took the liberty of summarizing. In terms of NUMBER of nomination, the Southern Poverty Law Cuntery got the most by far.

Everyone has five votes. Poll closes in 21 days.

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We were spoiled for choice this year.

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5 votes were too little. It was time to branch out to categories for individuals, organizations/gov and famous people.

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I think things like "ISIS" or "The mainstream media" are a bit too broad. Who are you going to hand the Slymepit Fleshlight over to? (And, who is going to travel to the Levant?)

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Too early to vote, need more time, more thought.

One thing's for sure though, Smugglypuff gets a vote because that was an impromptu Halloween costume and I got punched A LOT that night.

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Stout wrote:Too early to vote, need more time, more thought.

One thing's for sure though, Smugglypuff gets a vote because that was an impromptu Halloween costume and I got punched A LOT that night.
The good thing is, you can update your vote later!

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Post by Phil_Giordana_FCD »

I gave my 5 votes, but am happy enough that my first choice is winning.

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Votes cast, seeing as how I can update after I''ve done a little research on things like the SPLC. All I know is they have huge cash and their MRA section is woefully out of date for a place that claims to be an authority on such things.

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I wanted to vote 5 times for Zarna Joshi. Cunt.

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DW Adams wrote:I wanted to vote 5 times for Zarna Joshi. Cunt.
5 votes would be a Hugh Mungus amount.

:lol:

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Cunty virus? Wouldn't the proper genus be Cuntavirus?

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Stout wrote:Too early to vote, need more time, more thought.

One thing's for sure though, Smugglypuff gets a vote because that was an impromptu Halloween costume and I got punched A LOT that night.
I find that interesting. Did most people know who smugglypuff was?

I am always curious about the crossover between things that are big on the internet have with day-to-day life, and how meaningful that distinction even is these days. I still think of internet memes as a bit of a bubble and that may not actually be the case.

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Re: 2016 Cunty Vote!

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Post by gurugeorge »

Definitely the SPLC for me. Who are those cunts, and why should anybody take anything they say seriously nowadays?

Zarna Joshi second, for sheer distilled cuntery, not just for the Hugh Mungus episode itself, but for those bizarre doubling-down videos that came afterwards.

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Post by Phil_Giordana_FCD »

SPLC has a very good chance of winning it right now. And oh boy, how well deserved it would be!

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Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:SPLC has a very good chance of winning it right now. And oh boy, how well deserved it would be!
Southern Poverty Law Cunts?

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Any chance of a late entry for Justin Trudeau?

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Tigzy wrote:Any chance of a late entry for Justin Trudeau?
No.

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Lsuoma wrote:
Tigzy wrote:Any chance of a late entry for Justin Trudeau?
No.
Good. Just wanted to make sure.

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Tigzy wrote:Any chance of a late entry for Justin Trudeau?
I have a sneaky feeling JT will be in the running next year. His habit of regressive virtue signalling is not something he seems to be able to inhibit.

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Lena Dunham recent pose on the toilet. Seems familiar. Where have I seen this before? :think:
https://archive.is/vzJtF

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Post by Really? »

fuzzy wrote:Lena Dunham recent pose on the toilet. Seems familiar. Where have I seen this before? :think:
https://archive.is/vzJtF
Lena Dunham finally admitted she's a human wastebasket.

https://heatst.com/culture-wars/lena-du ... nken-rant/

As for the rest of the Cunties, I have to deliberate before I vote. There are so very many deserving candidates.

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