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#18541

[quote="Easy J"][quote="Nec_V20"][quote="Lsuoma"]And each time he pisses me off, I'll be eroding his privileges some more. Mebbe he'll end up only being able to post plain text![/quote]

After reading back I realise that I got pissed off because I misread nested quotes - most especially:

"I once had a plus-sized woman tell me that I wouldn't fuck her because I couldn't handle a "real woman". I'm sure she felt better after saying it, too."

As attributed to me.

It is something I would never say.

So I have to eat crow and say I am sorry to Easy J.

I abase myself Easy J. and hope you accept this in the spirit it is offered.[/quote]

No problem, Nec. Thanks for that. Apology accepted.

And looking back over everything, I think I probably should've just manned up & got down with that big girl, too. These days I'm packing generic Cialis & next time I'll do better. ;)[/quote]

[quote="Easy J"][quote="Nec_V20"]Easy J,

Keep on digging the hole deeper because you have deliberately attributed quotes to me which I did not make.

Weirdly enough my ass was out of here a lot sooner than anyone has reacted to you.

So it seems that they don't really have any standards around here - just excuses.

Not that I am really surprised.[/quote]

Don't be so petulant, Nec. The fuckers here know better than to go at you one to one - you might want to take some pointers.

The buggers here actually ignore you because they cannot hack it one on one.

Or maybe I'm misquoting you again.[/quote]

No you are not.

One of the most favourite phrases around here is "Dunning-Kuger Effect" and through ignorance of this concept they always apply it in one way.

It is not a cognitive dysfunction but is in actuality a continuum of subjective vs. objective cognitive awareness. Some below always punching upwards and some not aware that there is a below and continually wondering why they are being punched.

Let me help you with what you don't understand.

I was not diagnosed with autism until I was in my mid twenties.

I suppose I would have been diagnosed earlier if my childhood had been even remotely normal.

I had to go to school in Glasgow when I was about six years old. This was in 1965 and I could not speak a word of English.

The long and the short of it is that by the time I was sixteen I had had (among other things) my nose broken at least 15 times, nine ribs multiply broken, my breastbone and skull broken three times (one of the skull fractures led to my heart stopping in hospital and having to be revived). On the other hand I gave back as good as I got.

One incident when I was eight was related to me by my mother (because thankfully I don't remember much of my childhood in Glasgow), a teacher had seen me beat up a classmate (after he and a few of his mates had kicked the shit out of me and I got them back individually, which followed that the classmate's older brother then beat me up and I in turn beat up the classmate again) he had only witnessed the last part as my classmate went down and I took his arm, put it on the kerb and stomped on it to break it.

Anyhow, when my mother and I (and the other guy's mother with him with his arm in a cast) were called in front of the headmaster. At one point the headmaster addressed me and asked, "How do you think this is going to continue". My mother told me that I looked at him and in a very steady calm voice said, "Until one of us dies".

If I had not fought back I would not have survived, because every bugger would have had a go at me. As it was only the most rabid came after me, which cut down the odds against me from fifty or sixty to one to eight or nine to one.

The thing I learned early was that turning the other cheek (appeasing) would only bring more out of the woodwork willing to hit you.

When I was diagnosed with autism in my mid twenties I was deeply ashamed of it, because the prejudices against retards was firmly ingrained in me. I kept it a closely guarded secret until a few years ago.

Intellectually with regard to my "peers" I had to spend - until my Higher Grades - my time always playing catchup and except in Chemistry and German (not as easy as you might think) getting school prizes for being first.

Nobody was more surprised than I when I was accepted to Glasgow University and it was by happenstance that I discovered my IQ. That was in the introductory week where I was looking at what I would want to study and I was at an introductory seminar at the Psychology department.

They asked us if we would participate in an IQ test under clinical conditions. Of course as newbies we said yes. So 400 odd of us got tested over the course of the introductory week. When I asked what my score was (and I would be lying if I could tell you what it was now) I was told what it was and when I gave the person a blank stare the person said, "It was the second highest of everyone tested". They also dug out a form to fill out for MENSA and I gave it back to them and they sent it off.

I was informed of my acceptance sometime later which basically floored me because I had always considered myself a dunce up to that time and through some fluke had had people mismark my Higher Grade exams - and I was not about to inform them of their error (a bit like a bank error in my benefit).

And yes I did have large pangs of conscience when I got my higher results and was pretty sure they must have gotten them wrong, but I did not have the courage of conviction to come forward to correct the error I was convinced must have happened.

The diagnosis of autism came about just as accidentally. Only at that time I was studying Psychology at Bonn University.

It happened when I enrolled for one of the obligatory seminars. It was a "Self-Awareness seminar" and it was a weekend (starting Friday) where 10 of us were confined together and we had to be "self-aware". I went in there and didn't really give a fuck except for the credits towards my diploma and when I finished the first day I pretty much thought that I was dealing with a bunch of whining losers.

I am seriously vague about when it happened but it was sometime on the Sunday when one of the lassies opened up about what her father had done to her. No it was not rape, it was that at any time her father and her mother had a problem he would have a go at her for fomenting the discord and making her responsible for making it go away. She was put in an impossible "pig in the middle" situation.

The thing was that we had a tennis ball that whenever the person felt they had said enough they passed it on to someone else. I had the tennis ball, but they would not let up on her. It was a "Lord of the Flies" kind of thing where the fat kid was going to get killed.

The person in charge ignored the ball and let them do it.

I felt rage building up in the badgering of her until I said "Stop". I then let go of the ball and it did not roll, but egged across the floor.

Everyone shut up, and although that lassie had hated my guts, she came over and digging her fingers into my shoulders hugged me.

Everyone else looked over to the person in charge and all I did was look at them - to be honest I would have put anyone in hospital trying to approach either the lassie or me at that time.

The person in charge called a halt to the session and THEY (all of them including the person in charge) moved away from us.

I have to say at this point that the lassie HATED me at the beginning of the sessions.

I was asked by the person in charge if I would meet up with him and I thought it was to reprimand me. He however asked me if I would take part in other experiments - which pretty much surprised me because I thought that I would be flunked for disrupting the seminar.

The long and the short of it is that I ended up with the diagnosis of autism, the death knell handed down by the Professor of Clinical Psychology at Bonn University. I couldn't believe it because how could a retard be studying at university. I should be drooling and soiling myself somewhere in the corner of an institution.

I decided a few years ago to publicly admit to my autism and whenever I go onto a new site I am open and up front about it.

One thing however happened on a regular basis from back in the days of FidoNet through CompuServe to the present was that in discussions I would be accused of trolling. Although it would not be my intention to antagonise I still on a regular basis managed to do just that.

Some people such as yourself or Matt or a couple of others approach me with an open hand and I try to reciprocate, some however approach me with a fist, and I can go there as well. The thing is that I have had years of experience of being accidentally irritating or troll-like, so with those that approach me with a metaphorical fist I put that deliberately to use.

I may not be very good with regard to sarcasm, but I can tell the difference between a metaphorical slap on the back and a punch in the face. I thought you were giving me a punch in the face.

I was wrong and I abase myself for that. "I'm sorry" is one of those phrases that is so overused that it no longer has any meaning.

At the end of the day (and I will be dying soon - and no, not getting a new hair colour) whether or not I stay on the site will be my choice, I will not however be hounded off.

#18542

Nec_V20 wrote:
Easy J wrote:
Nec_V20 wrote:
After reading back I realise that I got pissed off because I misread nested quotes - most especially:

"I once had a plus-sized woman tell me that I wouldn't fuck her because I couldn't handle a "real woman". I'm sure she felt better after saying it, too."

As attributed to me.

It is something I would never say.

So I have to eat crow and say I am sorry to Easy J.

I abase myself Easy J. and hope you accept this in the spirit it is offered.
No problem, Nec. Thanks for that. Apology accepted.

And looking back over everything, I think I probably should've just manned up & got down with that big girl, too. These days I'm packing generic Cialis & next time I'll do better. ;)

Easy J wrote:
Nec_V20 wrote:Easy J,

Keep on digging the hole deeper because you have deliberately attributed quotes to me which I did not make.

Weirdly enough my ass was out of here a lot sooner than anyone has reacted to you.

So it seems that they don't really have any standards around here - just excuses.

Not that I am really surprised.
Don't be so petulant, Nec. The fuckers here know better than to go at you one to one - you might want to take some pointers.

The buggers here actually ignore you because they cannot hack it one on one.

Or maybe I'm misquoting you again.
No you are not.

One of the most favourite phrases around here is "Dunning-Kuger Effect" and through ignorance of this concept they always apply it in one way.

It is not a cognitive dysfunction but is in actuality a continuum of subjective vs. objective cognitive awareness. Some below always punching upwards and some not aware that there is a below and continually wondering why they are being punched.

Let me help you with what you don't understand.

I was not diagnosed with autism until I was in my mid twenties.

I suppose I would have been diagnosed earlier if my childhood had been even remotely normal.

I had to go to school in Glasgow when I was about six years old. This was in 1965 and I could not speak a word of English.

The long and the short of it is that by the time I was sixteen I had had (among other things) my nose broken at least 15 times, nine ribs multiply broken, my breastbone and skull broken three times (one of the skull fractures led to my heart stopping in hospital and having to be revived). On the other hand I gave back as good as I got.

One incident when I was eight was related to me by my mother (because thankfully I don't remember much of my childhood in Glasgow), a teacher had seen me beat up a classmate (after he and a few of his mates had kicked the shit out of me and I got them back individually, which followed that the classmate's older brother then beat me up and I in turn beat up the classmate again) he had only witnessed the last part as my classmate went down and I took his arm, put it on the kerb and stomped on it to break it.

Anyhow, when my mother and I (and the other guy's mother with him with his arm in a cast) were called in front of the headmaster. At one point the headmaster addressed me and asked, "How do you think this is going to continue". My mother told me that I looked at him and in a very steady calm voice said, "Until one of us dies".

If I had not fought back I would not have survived, because every bugger would have had a go at me. As it was only the most rabid came after me, which cut down the odds against me from fifty or sixty to one to eight or nine to one.

The thing I learned early was that turning the other cheek (appeasing) would only bring more out of the woodwork willing to hit you.

When I was diagnosed with autism in my mid twenties I was deeply ashamed of it, because the prejudices against retards was firmly ingrained in me. I kept it a closely guarded secret until a few years ago.

Intellectually with regard to my "peers" I had to spend - until my Higher Grades - my time always playing catchup and except in Chemistry and German (not as easy as you might think) getting school prizes for being first.

Nobody was more surprised than I when I was accepted to Glasgow University and it was by happenstance that I discovered my IQ. That was in the introductory week where I was looking at what I would want to study and I was at an introductory seminar at the Psychology department.

They asked us if we would participate in an IQ test under clinical conditions. Of course as newbies we said yes. So 400 odd of us got tested over the course of the introductory week. When I asked what my score was (and I would be lying if I could tell you what it was now) I was told what it was and when I gave the person a blank stare the person said, "It was the second highest of everyone tested". They also dug out a form to fill out for MENSA and I gave it back to them and they sent it off.

I was informed of my acceptance sometime later which basically floored me because I had always considered myself a dunce up to that time and through some fluke had had people mismark my Higher Grade exams - and I was not about to inform them of their error (a bit like a bank error in my benefit).

And yes I did have large pangs of conscience when I got my higher results and was pretty sure they must have gotten them wrong, but I did not have the courage of conviction to come forward to correct the error I was convinced must have happened.

The diagnosis of autism came about just as accidentally. Only at that time I was studying Psychology at Bonn University.

It happened when I enrolled for one of the obligatory seminars. It was a "Self-Awareness seminar" and it was a weekend (starting Friday) where 10 of us were confined together and we had to be "self-aware". I went in there and didn't really give a fuck except for the credits towards my diploma and when I finished the first day I pretty much thought that I was dealing with a bunch of whining losers.

I am seriously vague about when it happened but it was sometime on the Sunday when one of the lassies opened up about what her father had done to her. No it was not rape, it was that at any time her father and her mother had a problem he would have a go at her for fomenting the discord and making her responsible for making it go away. She was put in an impossible "pig in the middle" situation.

The thing was that we had a tennis ball that whenever the person felt they had said enough they passed it on to someone else. I had the tennis ball, but they would not let up on her. It was a "Lord of the Flies" kind of thing where the fat kid was going to get killed.

The person in charge ignored the ball and let them do it.

I felt rage building up in the badgering of her until I said "Stop". I then let go of the ball and it did not roll, but egged across the floor.

Everyone shut up, and although that lassie had hated my guts, she came over and digging her fingers into my shoulders hugged me.

Everyone else looked over to the person in charge and all I did was look at them - to be honest I would have put anyone in hospital trying to approach either the lassie or me at that time.

The person in charge called a halt to the session and THEY (all of them including the person in charge) moved away from us.

I have to say at this point that the lassie HATED me at the beginning of the sessions.

I was asked by the person in charge if I would meet up with him and I thought it was to reprimand me. He however asked me if I would take part in other experiments - which pretty much surprised me because I thought that I would be flunked for disrupting the seminar.

The long and the short of it is that I ended up with the diagnosis of autism, the death knell handed down by the Professor of Clinical Psychology at Bonn University. I couldn't believe it because how could a retard be studying at university. I should be drooling and soiling myself somewhere in the corner of an institution.

I decided a few years ago to publicly admit to my autism and whenever I go onto a new site I am open and up front about it.

One thing however happened on a regular basis from back in the days of FidoNet through CompuServe to the present was that in discussions I would be accused of trolling. Although it would not be my intention to antagonise I still on a regular basis managed to do just that.

Some people such as yourself or Matt or a couple of others approach me with an open hand and I try to reciprocate, some however approach me with a fist, and I can go there as well. The thing is that I have had years of experience of being accidentally irritating or troll-like, so with those that approach me with a metaphorical fist I put that deliberately to use.

I may not be very good with regard to sarcasm, but I can tell the difference between a metaphorical slap on the back and a punch in the face. I thought you were giving me a punch in the face.

I was wrong and I abase myself for that. "I'm sorry" is one of those phrases that is so overused that it no longer has any meaning.

At the end of the day (and I will be dying soon - and no, not getting a new hair colour) whether or not I stay on the site will be my choice, I will not however be hounded off.

This.

#18543

[quote="Easy J"][quote="Lsuoma"]Heh, heh. Ol' Neccers is PMing me knuckle/teeth threats now :lol: :lol: :lol:[/quote]

Just wear thick leather gloves to your next atheist/skeptic conference & you should be okay.[/quote]

I did not make a threat.

I do not say things online that I would not say face to face.

If Lsuoma at some convention where we meet wished to enunciate what he has through his mouth what he has through his keyboard then his ivories have a pretty good chance of being tickled.

#18544

Concentrated H2O.

Thank you, for some reason quotes don't get portrayed correctly.

Shatterface as Guest · #18545

What do you actually have to do to join MENSA? I had an IQ test as part of my Asperger's assessment and I had assumed that was standard practice, if only to rule out other conditions. I did rather well in that clinical environment but my nerves tend to get the better of me in exam-style conditions.

Shatterface

#18546

Ok slymies, I know a bunch of you know about this stuff, so what are your thoughts?

Woman's stool transplant leads to 'tremendous weight gain'

It's quite interesting and quite believable (to me, anyway) that your gut ecosystem makes such a difference. I wonder what proportion of our calorific intake goes to fueling our symbiotic passengers?

The next diet fad will be injecting yourself with skinny people poop, and it might well work.

#18547

strayling wrote:Ok slymies, I know a bunch of you know about this stuff, so what are your thoughts?

Woman's stool transplant leads to 'tremendous weight gain'

It's quite interesting and quite believable (to me, anyway) that your gut ecosystem makes such a difference. I wonder what proportion of our calorific intake goes to fueling our symbiotic passengers?

The next diet fad will be injecting yourself with skinny people poop, and it might well work.

And I just started getting used to girl cock.

#18548

[quote="Shatterface as Guest"]What do you actually have to do to join MENSA? I had an IQ test as part of my Asperger's assessment and I had assumed that was standard practice, if only to rule out other conditions. I did rather well in that clinical environment but my nerves tend to get the better of me in exam-style conditions.

Shatterface[/quote]

All that is necessary is that you have a testament that you have completed the test under the conditions and time requirements required.

I agree with you. If I thought that it was a test of some sort I might have choked up, but it was so informal and just a "fill this out as good as you can" situation that I didn't really care.

I was doing them a favour.

I don't know honestly if if found out then or later when I was at Bonn University, that they try to recalibrate the tests to see if the discriminatory aspect has deteriorated. And yes, IQ tests are meant to discriminate - not to give someone a feel good experience.

It is calibrated on college students because they are highly unlikely to get a "subnormal" result.

Also collage students are more likely to approach it as a game and not a flight or fight confrontation.

#18549

Shatterface as Guest wrote:What do you actually have to do to join MENSA? I had an IQ test as part of my Asperger's assessment and I had assumed that was standard practice, if only to rule out other conditions. I did rather well in that clinical environment but my nerves tend to get the better of me in exam-style conditions.

Shatterface

Mensa is a club for people who are good at IQ tests. IQ tests are a good measure of people who are qualified to join Mensa.

#18550

The moderators here have fucked about with my profile once again and any quotes I post don't work.

So instead of doing the right thing and putting everything back the way it was they fucked it up even more.

#18551

Nec_V20 wrote:The moderators here have fucked about with my profile once again and any quotes I post don't work.

So instead of doing the right thing and putting everything back the way it was they fucked it up even more.

What are you dying of, Nec?

#18552

Best wishes to Another Lurker on her pioneering work with indoor white-water rafting.

Also, I went to see "Jupiter Ascending" this afternoon on the recommendation of a friend who is now getting punched the next time I see him.
Only highlight is Eddie Redmayne setting the ham-acting bar so high that anyone attempted to surpass it is almost certainly going to suffer an aneurysm.

#18553

[quote="strayling"]Ok slymies, I know a bunch of you know about this stuff, so what are your thoughts?

[url=http://m.bbc.com/news/health-31168511]Woman's stool transplant leads to 'tremendous weight gain'[/url]

It's quite interesting and quite believable (to me, anyway) that your gut ecosystem makes such a difference. I wonder what proportion of our calorific intake goes to fueling our symbiotic passengers?

The next diet fad will be injecting yourself with skinny people poop, and it might well work.[/quote]

Here's what I know about women trying to lose weight:

They at some point break down and cry and say that even though they have been keeping to their diet they have GAINED weight.

Guess what?

When you ask them when they have weighed themselves it is more often or not when they come of the shower.

So I asked, "Was that after you had a pee or a shit"?

I got the reply, "That is gross".

It had never and probably to this day never occurred to them to measure their weight AFTER they had excreted bodily waste.

They only weighed themselves on an ad hoc basis and if they were partially or filled to the brim with urine and/or faeces that it might register on the scale.

We ingest and we excrete on an automatic basis normally. On a diet most people check what they eat but don't pay attention to what they excrete.

So on a diet, weigh yourself after a pee and a shit.

#18554

[quote="CaptainFluffyBunny"][quote="Nec_V20"]The moderators here have fucked about with my profile once again and any quotes I post don't work.

So instead of doing the right thing and putting everything back the way it was they fucked it up even more.[/quote]
What are you dying of, Nec?[/quote]

That would be a PM

#18555

[quote="Nec_V20"][quote="Shatterface as Guest"]What do you actually have to do to join MENSA? I had an IQ test as part of my Asperger's assessment and I had assumed that was standard practice, if only to rule out other conditions. I did rather well in that clinical environment but my nerves tend to get the better of me in exam-style conditions.

Shatterface[/quote]

All that is necessary is that you have a testament that you have completed the test under the conditions and time requirements required.

I agree with you. If I thought that it was a test of some sort I might have choked up, but it was so informal and just a "fill this out as good as you can" situation that I didn't really care.

I was doing them a favour.

I don't know honestly if if found out then or later when I was at Bonn University, that they try to recalibrate the tests to see if the discriminatory aspect has deteriorated. And yes, IQ tests are meant to discriminate - not to give someone a feel good experience.

It is calibrated on college students because they are highly unlikely to get a "subnormal" result.

Also collage students are more likely to approach it as a game and not a flight or fight confrontation.[/quote]

And yes, you infer correctly that the test is unfairly skewed towards those of "lesser" cognitive ability.

#18556

Freak Accident - one person killed

Bruce Jenner in car accident. Was not the person killed. In which case the headline would have read "Freak Death In California".

Stay tuned.

This just in: Kim Kardasian's ass was not hurt in the accident as it was not involved in the accident. Good to hear.

#18557

CaptainFluffyBunny wrote:
Nec_V20 wrote:The moderators here have fucked about with my profile once again and any quotes I post don't work.

So instead of doing the right thing and putting everything back the way it was they fucked it up even more.
What are you dying of, Nec?

If it's hereditary, it's what his mother died from.

#18558

another lurker wrote:Hi everyone. Thanks for your concern. I finally got it under control after getting next to no sleep last night. I will post an update and some photos of the damage tomorrow.

P.S. People who clearcut their land, affecting runoff, are asshats

Good to hear you made it through, AN/L.

The planning/approval authorities in my part of the world have recently shifted from 1 in 10 year rain event to 1 in 100 year rain event, as the standard for drainage and runoff capacity design.

It's a pain in the arse as I have recently had to upgrade drainage significantly, and expensively, largely for the benefit of neighbours who live downhill from me. But it is sane and thoughtful planning which I probably wouldn't have done except for the evil interfering STATE.

I hate it when efficient and targeted state regulation benefits others.

#18559

[quote="MacGruberKnows"][quote="CaptainFluffyBunny"][quote="Nec_V20"]The moderators here have fucked about with my profile once again and any quotes I post don't work.

So instead of doing the right thing and putting everything back the way it was they fucked it up even more.[/quote]
What are you dying of, Nec?[/quote]

If it's hereditary, it's what his mother died from.[/quote]

No, I am not about to die at my own hand.

Primary cause of death was at my hand - she would have died of cancer hours later (maybe a day).

That is not my situation.

I know you are trying to be witty/smart/sarcastic/something else but it really is not working for me.

#18560

The board moderators here are total fuck ups.

Now nothing works.

It I am meant to be gone from this board then just do it.

The Catholic Church used to burn people alive because then they could say (to their mind honestly) that they had not spilled blood.

What excuse do the moderators here have?

#18561

strayling wrote:Ok slymies, I know a bunch of you know about this stuff, so what are your thoughts?

Woman's stool transplant leads to 'tremendous weight gain'

It's quite interesting and quite believable (to me, anyway) that your gut ecosystem makes such a difference. I wonder what proportion of our calorific intake goes to fueling our symbiotic passengers?

The next diet fad will be injecting yourself with skinny people poop, and it might well work.

Nigga'd you yesterday. Search for "ringpiece".

#18562

Nec_V20 wrote:The board moderators here are total fuck ups.

Now nothing works.

It I am meant to be gone from this board then just do it.

The Catholic Church used to burn people alive because then they could say (to their mind honestly) that they had not spilled blood.

What excuse do the moderators here have?

It's not "the moderators" here, it's me. The reason is you're a cunt that nobody loves. You SO want to be martyred, that I ain't gonna do it.

Cunt.

#18563

Lsuaoma,

if you want me gone then do it properly and not by increments.

My entire profile is inaccessible to me.

It is however accessible to you and you have illegitimately defaced/defiled it.

All I ask is that you e honest one way or another, which is reinstate my control of my own identity on this site or make me permanent persona non grata.

The situation as it now is, is just a petty, cowardly personal insult on your part.

So put up or shut up you pathetic little piece of shit.

#18564

Nec_V20 wrote:Lsuaoma,

if you want me gone then do it properly and not by increments.

My entire profile is inaccessible to me.

It is however accessible to you and you have illegitimately defaced/defiled it.

All I ask is that you e honest one way or another, which is reinstate my control of my own identity on this site or make me permanent persona non grata.

The situation as it now is, is just a petty, cowardly personal insult on your part.

So put up or shut up you pathetic little piece of shit.

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/new ... u5u8wi.gif

#18565

[quote="Lsuoma"][quote="Nec_V20"]The board moderators here are total fuck ups.

Now nothing works.

It I am meant to be gone from this board then just do it.

The Catholic Church used to burn people alive because then they could say (to their mind honestly) that they had not spilled blood.

What excuse do the moderators here have?[/quote]
It's not "the moderators" here, it's me. The reason is you're a cunt that nobody loves. You SO want to be martyred, that I ain't gonna do it.

Cunt.[/quote]

I don't know about "Love" but I do know that the woman I was married to cared enough about me to be three months pregnant before she died on the 23rd of August 1997 when she was driving back home.

It might not be love, but could be considered a reasonable facsimile thereof. Not the dying bit of course.

So OK, nobody ALIVE loves me anymore; but you know what, when you have had and lost the best the pathetic rest doesn't really impress me all that much.

You may define your love by anonymous internet presences. I define it by flesh and blood which I had to bury.

#18566

[quote="Lsuoma"][quote="Nec_V20"]Lsuaoma,

if you want me gone then do it properly and not by increments.

My entire profile is inaccessible to me.

It is however accessible to you and you have illegitimately defaced/defiled it.

All I ask is that you e honest one way or another, which is reinstate my control of my own identity on this site or make me permanent persona non grata.

The situation as it now is, is just a petty, cowardly personal insult on your part.

So put up or shut up you pathetic little piece of shit.[/quote]
[img]http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/new ... u5u8wi.gif[/img][/quote]

Of course you read it you twat, otherwise you would not have replied.

It's morons like you that give this site a bad name.

#18567

P.M. me Nek.

#18568

Lsuoma wrote:
strayling wrote:Ok slymies, I know a bunch of you know about this stuff, so what are your thoughts?

Woman's stool transplant leads to 'tremendous weight gain'

It's quite interesting and quite believable (to me, anyway) that your gut ecosystem makes such a difference. I wonder what proportion of our calorific intake goes to fueling our symbiotic passengers?

The next diet fad will be injecting yourself with skinny people poop, and it might well work.
Nigga'd you yesterday. Search for "ringpiece".

Not being fat, I don't need to search for it. Thanks anyway.

#18569

Neccers, just perhaps, take a little time out from Online, friend. It certainly can't hurt and might even be fun.

Maybe go for a run, find somewhere nice to relax, have a coffee, read a book. There's lots of excellent SF suggestions on recent pages of the Pit, if that's your thing.

#18570

[quote="Couch"]Neccers, just perhaps, take a little time out from Online, friend. It certainly can't hurt and might even be fun.

Maybe go for a run, find somewhere nice to relax, have a coffee, read a book. There's lots of excellent SF suggestions on recent pages of the Pit, if that's your thing.[/quote]

Not really, I don't run and I don't hide.

#18571

Nec_V20 wrote:
Couch wrote:Neccers, just perhaps, take a little time out from Online, friend. It certainly can't hurt and might even be fun.

Maybe go for a run, find somewhere nice to relax, have a coffee, read a book. There's lots of excellent SF suggestions on recent pages of the Pit, if that's your thing.
Not really, I don't run and I don't hide.

Nec, as one of those who genuinely reached out to you, I would like to say that you have unwittingly bought a lot of this on yourself. You have seen malice and reacted aggressively where they was no malice. Similarly you claimed to be the winner of rhetorical pissing contests where you were the only one at the urinal. Consequently people rapidly got pissed off or bored with you.

"I don't run and don't hide" is the perfect example of seeing a pissing contest where none exists.

Peace.

#18572

Nec_V20 wrote:
[tl;dr - JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!]

I had to go to school in Glasgow when I was about six years old. This was in 1965 and I could not speak a word of English.

Not a problem, you were in Glasgow. :rimshot:

[tl;dr - ABRAHAM FUCKING MOHAMMED!]

...whether or not I stay on the site will be my choice, I will not however be hounded off.

Is there any chance you might consider being ignored off? I'd certainly be willing to do my part.

#18573

[quote="KiwiInOz"][quote="Nec_V20"][quote="Couch"]Neccers, just perhaps, take a little time out from Online, friend. It certainly can't hurt and might even be fun.

Maybe go for a run, find somewhere nice to relax, have a coffee, read a book. There's lots of excellent SF suggestions on recent pages of the Pit, if that's your thing.[/quote]

Not really, I don't run and I don't hide.[/quote]

Nec, as one of those who genuinely reached out to you, I would like to say that you have unwittingly bought a lot of this on yourself. You have seen malice and reacted aggressively where they was no malice. Similarly you claimed to be the winner of rhetorical pissing contests where you were the only one at the urinal. Consequently people rapidly got pissed off or bored with you.

"I don't run and don't hide" is the perfect example of seeing a pissing contest where none exists.

Peace.[/quote]

Peace to you as well.

So you don't think that "Ass Burgers" is appropriate with regard to my autism?

If not, why did you not say so at the time.

I'm not dead yet, so you can hold off on the eulogy until after my body has reached room temperature.

#18574

[quote="twocunts"][quote="Nec_V20"]

[tl;dr - JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!]

I had to go to school in Glasgow when I was about six years old. This was in 1965 and I could not speak a word of English.

[/quote]

Not a problem, you were in Glasgow. :rimshot:

[quote]

[tl;dr - ABRAHAM FUCKING MOHAMMED!]

...whether or not I stay on the site will be my choice, I will not however be hounded off.[/quote]

Is there any chance you might consider being ignored off? I'd certainly be willing to do my part.[/quote]

Tue was Du nicht lassen kannst.

Basically that is German for the biblical "Go forth and multiply"

Do I really need to give you the English translation for that?

#18575

:goatse:

#18576

[quote="twocunts"]:goatse:[/quote]

Even if I liked you, you still would not be my type.

#18577

Nec_V20 wrote: Even if I liked you, you still would not be my type.

:cry:

#18578

ReneeHendricks wrote:So, for the rest of you who obviously have IQs surpassing your shoe size, what's up?

My cock. All the hot Becky Watson .jpgs

#18579

[quote="twocunts"][quote="Nec_V20"]
Even if I liked you, you still would not be my type.[/quote]

:cry:[/quote]

I know - sucks to be you.

#18580

:shhh:

#18581

[quote="twocunts"]:shhh:[/quote]

Come on, don't ask don't tell has been abolished.

So the only closet is of your own making.

#18582

ReneeHendricks wrote:So, for the rest of you who obviously have IQs surpassing your shoe size, what's up? I've missed tons with not checking in periodically!

I could probably use bigger shoes.

#18583

:shhh:

#18584

twocunts wrote::shhh:

Tsk. To Nec, erbviously.

#18585

[quote="MacGruberKnows"][quote="ReneeHendricks"]So, for the rest of you who obviously have IQs surpassing your shoe size, what's up? I've missed tons with not checking in periodically![/quote]

I could probably use bigger shoes.[/quote]

Let's put it this way, if you had tighter shorts you would have a camel toe.

#18586

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:
ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:We can all rest easy: Nerd has replaced the broken garment rack.

Some personal details hidden.

http://i.imgur.com/oQLtuKC.png
I've just noticed: interesting that the guy with 40+ years as a scientist still has to clean shit at work. :think:

Did anyone ever copy that "water is an organic molecule" quote? That needs a hall of stupid shrine.

#18587

Lsuoma wrote:Trigger warning:

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/7 ... fools2.jpg

I think that what the SJW's should do is to institute a ceremony for babies, like a 'baby naming' or a baptism, called a Lifetime Trigger Warning, where the baby is officially warned that the life that they are just starting is, in fact, going to be very triggering and that everything they are going to experience is likely to trigger them, Then it would get all this out of the way at one go.

Or maybe another idea is that every new year's day, instead of singing Auld Lang Syne, the SJW's make up a song or maybe recite a poem where they warn each other that the coming year is going to be very triggering and that everything they will experience in the next 365 days is going to be a trigger so they have to be warned.

#18588

[quote="franc"][quote="ConcentratedH2O, OM"][quote="ConcentratedH2O, OM"]We can all rest easy: Nerd has replaced the broken garment rack.

Some personal details hidden.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/oQLtuKC.png[/img][/quote]

I've just noticed: interesting that the guy with 40+ years as a scientist still has to clean shit at work. :think:[/quote]

Did anyone ever copy that "water is an organic molecule" quote? That needs a hall of stupid shrine.[/quote]

Hell I demand that dihydrogen monoxide be banned immediately.

It is a literally universal hazard that should be eliminated from our planet!

#18589

franc wrote:
ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:
ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:We can all rest easy: Nerd has replaced the broken garment rack.

Some personal details hidden.

http://i.imgur.com/oQLtuKC.png
I've just noticed: interesting that the guy with 40+ years as a scientist still has to clean shit at work. :think:
Did anyone ever copy that "water is an organic molecule" quote? That needs a hall of stupid shrine.

I asked a while back if anyone had anything ever said by the idiot that showed he was a scientist of any kind. I know PZ has training in developmental biology, he can talk a blue streak about it. But I have never seen the redhead talk in anyway as a scientist about any subject whatsoever. He just makes assertions like "I have been a scientist for 40 years." Even PZ finally told him to shut the hell up with the "citation needed or else floosh" crap that I guess made the idiot think he was sounding all 'sciency'. I think at most he might be a bottle washer in a lab facility, or maybe does their laundry.

#18590

Hell I demand that dihydrogen monoxide be banned immediately.

It is a literally universal hazard that should be eliminated from our planet!

I think a 12 year old girl ninja'd you by 20 years with that one. Please try to keep up.

#18591

James Caruthers wrote:http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-02 ... 9329-1.jpg

That's actually not by Parfrey. Jason Farnon, November '94, I Bleed for This #35 -

http://greylining.com/2013/05/15/fuckin ... rkin-1994/

#18592

Nec_V20 wrote:
Couch wrote:Neccers, just perhaps, take a little time out from Online, friend. It certainly can't hurt and might even be fun.

Maybe go for a run, find somewhere nice to relax, have a coffee, read a book. There's lots of excellent SF suggestions on recent pages of the Pit, if that's your thing.
Not really, I don't run and I don't hide.

I hear you bury people like no one's bidness though.

#18593

Nec_V20 wrote:snip stuff

Peace.

Peace to you as well.

So you don't think that "Ass Burgers" is appropriate with regard to my autism?

If not, why did you not say so at the time.

I'm not dead yet, so you can hold off on the eulogy until after my body has reached room temperature.[/quote]

There are a number of people on this site who have:

a) ass burglars
b) asp buglers
c) asparagus
d) variants thereof, and to various degrees.

There are also people here who have children with autism (some of whom like Phil's music and find it calming).

So people here tend to have a high understanding of the syndrome/spectrum and make allowances for idiosyncrasies.

You set yourself up (unwittingly I know) by coming in and saying (in effect, not a quote) "hi my name is Nec and I have autism, and by the way, (non-specific) you are a bastard for not buying into my expertise/narrative/joke/troll", making atrocious jokes, going on and on and on and on and on about Godwin's law, etc etc.

So of course people took the piss out of you.

John C Welch (pbuh), for example, confessed to a fear of spiders on this very site, so was inundated with spider pictures. It's part of the game, and the best response is not to spit the dummy but to take it in good humour and laugh at oneself.

That way lies sanity.

#18594

Bugger. Messed up the quotes.

#18595

And in my own case I got called "Anteater guy" by an ex-pitizen. Can you believe it? The depths some people will go. But I took it like a man, and here I am.

#18596

KiwiInOz wrote:Bugger. Messed up the quotes.

I think Neccers has lost quote-embed privileges - that's why his posts look like smeared grogan - and if you quote him it replicates.

#18597

Couch wrote:
KiwiInOz wrote:Bugger. Messed up the quotes.
I think Neccers has lost quote-embed privileges - that's why his posts look like smeared grogan - and if you quote him it replicates.

Replicating grogan. Good god man. Call in the military. We need to nuke it from orbit.

#18598

Badger3k wrote: Nails do come loose, and depending on where they nailed, and the size of the nail, they could have just cut through the foot entirely. It's plausible. :whistle:

I thought as the parrot was dead, what flesh it had on it's feet to drive a nail through was getting a little rotten, hence the fall off of the perch on transit.

#18599

Wakes up. Opens Pit. Good at least two pages to read. Scrolls past Nec drivel. Oh, time to go for a walk, instead.

#18600

Kazakh wrote:Wakes up. Opens Pit. Good at least two pages to read. Scrolls past Nec drivel. Oh, time to go for a walk, instead.

Same here, that will teach me for being too lazy to log in.

IQ tests and MENSA? Fuck off :teasing-knob: