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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: It's a thing that a lot of blacks in the US are gap-toothed. Anyone know whether this holds true around the world? Or is it Founder Effect of some gap-toothed Kunte Kinte?
Evidence of some distant evolutionary pressure, surely? Perhaps the result of having to gnaw a rudimentary crunk chalice out of hide/bones?

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Gap-tooth blacks.... probably genetic.

So... a few years ago I am in Berlin wondering why all the women have almost no butt. Not that I wouldn't spank them... but, the German butt is very small. And then, I spot a woman across the square... and she has a significant butt... and... she turns around revealing that she is black. The only black woman on the street in Berlin that night. I had to laugh.

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Haw! My least-favorite politician gets raided by the Feds. Haw, I say!


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I am addicted to these videos. I can't imagine being a cop and doing this well. Some cops are amazing. Well done good sir!

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Amaud Arbery, the jogger dispatched by a shotgun blast, had a history of posing as a 'jogger' to shoplift and burgle:



Father and son and friend dumbfuck team to be charged with federal hate crimes.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/0 ... ud-arbery/

Hate crime laws are an abomination, as they punish thought.

I still believe the shooting was unjustified, as Jugheadnaught will surely remember.

That, and it was stupid. IDK about Georgia statutes, but in California, if you encounter a burglar, it's automatically considered life-threatening.

This one's for Bhurz:



Gawd, that's gay.

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John D wrote: So... a few years ago I am in Berlin wondering why all the women have almost no butt. Not that I wouldn't spank them... but, the German butt is very small. And then, I spot a woman across the square... and she has a significant butt... and... she turns around revealing that she is black. The only black woman on the street in Berlin that night. I had to laugh.
Next time, visit Rome.

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Lsuoma wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Hopefully even Democrats have learned the hard way to never put a dry drunk in charge of anything.
Didn't the GOP put one in charge of EVERYTHING?
GOP must renounce!

If-only someone would stand-up and challenge the hold that awful Bush family has on the Republican base.

But what lifelong non-drinker could possibly emerge to do such an impossible thing?

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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Gawd, that's gay.
It's more camp than a row of tents.

Pink tents.

Full of men.

Bumming each other.

(can't remember who said that but it stuck in my head!)

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Speaking of electronic music, this should cleanse the palate - brooding, almost menacing industrial theme. Perfect for the advance to contact, 120mm loaded with DU, itching to unleash armageddon upon enemy formations.



Tank action! :evil:

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Bhurzum wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Gawd, that's gay.
It's more camp than a row of tents.

Pink tents.

Full of men.

Bumming each other.

(can't remember who said that but it stuck in my head!)
IIRC, Chariots of Fire and Frankie Goes to Hollywood both came out in the same year. Coincidence? I think not.

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Bhurzum wrote: Speaking of electronic music, this should cleanse the palate - brooding, almost menacing industrial theme. Perfect for the advance to contact, 120mm loaded with DU, itching to unleash armageddon upon enemy formations.



Tank action! :evil:
Yeah, that's what I call a 'speeding ticket song'. Bonus points for the MiG 29.

To tie this stream into a neat bundle, when I was in Berlin, I used to frequent a record store, Zwei Tausend Eins, where one usually could encounter Madls mit dickem pos (and piercings), where I once picked up Zoolook:



which still scares people when I play it for them.

And, to attest that I am no homophobe (though Chariots of Fire is still as gay as a Robert Mapplethorpe model the day is is long), Moby usually grooves it:



And full circle: although Franke Potente is a Wessie, she sports a decent bunda.

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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Yeah, that's what I call a 'speeding ticket song'.
I used to cruise around Germany in an old X-type Jaguar...

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ ... Casini.jpg

Note: Not my actual Jag, stock/random photo. My jag, same model, was "British racing green" with alloys and a dirty great Union flag on the rear bumper. A real head-turner when highly polished and guaranteed to annoy the boxheads when it roared past them.

Anyhoo, this was my go-to CD for lengthy drives...



The track "numb" (26:20) was perfect for kerb-crawling with my two booze-fuelled buddies (very chilled guys, dopey drunks, not one violent bone between them!) and teasing/chatting to hookers/random night people. Anyhoo, I'd routinely red-line the car on the autobahn (140 mph+ screwing the guts out of the fucker) much to the horror of my booze-soaked passengers. As the old saying goes - anyone can drive fast, it takes a good driver to safely drive fast.

I kinda miss those days although there's a degree of ambivalence due to the speed and stupidity. I'm older and wiser (lol!) these days, I'd rather put my feet up with a good book and a mug of coffee. Still love Portishead though...

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Tank porn. Unrealistic in places but still highly amusing!


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Bhurzum wrote: I used to cruise around Germany in an old X-type Jaguar...
I got to drive an XJ12 once, although only through a residential neighborhood. The engine kept tugging and whispering 'set me free, set me free'.
I kinda miss those days although there's a degree of ambivalence due to the speed and stupidity. I'm older and wiser (lol!) these days, I'd rather put my feet up with a good book and a mug of coffee. Still love Portishead though...
I was a maniac back in the day. I remember coming back from a business meeting in SF, deftly weaving through Bay Bridge traffic -- knowing where to make lane changes on the bridge could save you ten minutes -- in my GTI. My assistant, a Seventh Day Adventist, was my passenger. Halfway across, he says, "I'm just glad I found God before driving with you."

But regularly operating a tractor with a top speed of 16 mph has shifted the window quite a bit.

Also still love Portishead, despite the Green Acres life.

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F-35 has a new trick, apparently - it can shoot itself down:

https://www.popularmechanics.com/milita ... ts-itself/

Also, the Osprey (Pandion haliaetus) can fuck up fish badly. The CV-22 can do the same with people, trees, etc.


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I never got Portishead. Couldn't separate the band from the pudgy, vaguely-goth Wisconsin IT-guy fans. Seemed like royalty-free muzak for moms with tattoos, in line at Starbucks-- "Dark Latte Mix" CD for sale by the register. And at least one of the singles was waaay overplayed on the radio. The Bon Jovi of college professors with one pierced ear. Wine bar jazz whisperers-- taking a break from scoffing at pop culture-- to infiltrate & cash-in. I could go on. It's fun. But, they weren't actually bad. Just-- so much fuss/ about so little.

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Kinda dovetails with another recent thought...

Decades ago, there was an unabashed normie mainstream-- Julia Roberts, Bonnie Raitt, the first George Bush, Walter Mondale, pro athletes on the Wheaties box, The Cosby Show, Full House, Just Say No To Drugs.

And if you thought that was drek-- you could veer off into The Dead Kennedys, R. Crumb, Richard Pryor, John Waters, The Young Ones, magic mushrooms.

To me-- Portishead was the Brundlefly that stepped-out of the fusion chamber, when hip and square merged.

Now we've got Joe Biden fist-bumping BLM terrorists. Prosecutor Kamala giving shout-outs to the same drive-by shootout drug-dealer rappers-- who she locked up. Hunter Biden-- the G.G. Allin of the corporate boardroom. The half-baked 'woke' politics of a white-rasta art school dorm room date rapist-- parroted in American Airlines and Toilet Paper commercials.

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“Political correctness has grown to become the unhappiest religion in the world,” he wrote. “Its once honourable attempt to reimagine our society in a more equitable way now embodies all the worst aspects that religion has to offer (and none of the beauty) – moral certainty and self-righteousness shorn even of the capacity for redemption.”

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2020/ ... el-culture

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Exactly, JV.


Which would today's SNL idolize... and which would they cancel as problematic...


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justinvacula wrote: l correctness has grown to become the unhappiest religion in the world,” he wrote. “Its once honourable attempt to reimagine our society in a more equitable way now embodies ALL the worst aspects that religion has to offer (and none of the beauty) – moral certainty and self-righteousness shorn even of the capacity for redemption.”

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2020/ ... el-culture
Perhaps a slight overstatement.

Though I suppose cries of "Cave, Cave" (per Molesworth) would not be out of place.

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Service Dog wrote: To me-- Portishead was the Brundlefly that stepped-out of the fusion chamber, when hip and square merged.
To be fair, up until I discovered them, I was almost exclusively "into" punk and thrash metal. Portishead opened doors for me and broadened by musical tastes.

If they're not your cup of tea, try this...it's very similar in feel but so much cooler.


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Perhaps apropos as the 'Chariots of Fire' was mentioned earlier:



...and here's (much) more of the same:


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MarcusAu wrote: Though I suppose cries of "Cave, Cave" (per Molesworth) would not be out of place.
Speaking of The Bad Seeds:

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/musi ... d-1162241/

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Bhurzum wrote: To be fair, up until I discovered them, I was almost exclusively "into" punk and thrash metal. Portishead opened doors for me and broadened by musical tastes.
Fair enough. I suspect lower-culture-than-me guys appreciated Portishead... and higher-culture-than-me guys, too.

I was like Goldilocks-- bothered that they weren't _quite_ right, for me.

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In new Lincoln Project video,

The Democratic Party demands Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler resign,

promises to assassinate him if he does not comply.


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Dog Music For Dog People


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Allergies have made it impossible for me to work more than a few minute at a time outside. Out of boredom, I poked around Patheos after a very long abstinence. The secular humanists still have their panties in a wad over Dawkins' tweet, but it seems mostly because no one in the outside world's panties are in a wad over it.

Hemant continues to squeal like some bitchy girl whose pigtails were tugged. Probably because Hemant is a bitchy girl.

Same cast of completely retarded commenters. However, it was worth taking a peek to watch "el Barto" utterly perplex them with logic and demand for precision:

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/202 ... d-dawkins/

El Barto sounds a lot like an old Pit comrade and frequent tag-team shit-stirrer of mine....

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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: "el Barto" utterly perplex them with logic and demand for precision
Excellent! As they fled from Barto-- they turned gender into a God Of The Gaps.

And-- what's the other one called?-- something-like a 'Missing Link Fallacy', where the creationists point to a modern horse and the fossil record of a proto-horse & claim that there's no evidence of in-between versions. And when you do find an in-between version-- they say 'yeah, but you haven't found the in-between-the-in-between versions, before & after that one... and so on...

Barto's opponents retreated-into that, with 'Gender is a Spectrum'.

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The real rebuttal to Biden's speech is this:
In less than 10 minutes Ben Shapiro pinpoints some truly cracked thinking, just-under the surface of Biden's rhetoric:



And even the lapdog media can't help but point-out the insanity of Fauci/Biden/CDC, when the interviewer is herself a mother:

https://youtu.be/4wPgw5E1mLo?t=80

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Service Dog wrote:
Thu Apr 29, 2021 5:55 pm
In less than 10 minutes Ben Shapiro pinpoints some truly cracked thinking, just-under the surface of Biden's rhetoric
So, about a half-hour's worth of commentary.

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John D wrote: I am addicted to these videos. I can't imagine being a cop and doing this well. Some cops are amazing. Well done good sir!

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Not since Harrison Ford in 'Air Force One" have we seen a President engage in such an edge-of-your seat knock-out throw-down two-fisted action scene...

Joe Biden vs. --somewhere on that stage-- an invisible speck of Covid-19 --

CAN Joe Biden find his mask in Time?

WILL another innocent Grandmother be killed?

HOW many Doctor First Ladies and elite Secret Service officers-- does it take to screw in a lightbulb?




Don't bumble around like near a Loveland Colorado Wal-Mart, Joe... or the po-po-five-oh will fuuuuuuuck your old ass uuuuuuhhhhppp-p-p !!


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Service Dog wrote: Not since Harrison Ford in 'Air Force One" have we seen a President engage in such an edge-of-your seat knock-out throw-down two-fisted action scene...
I dunno - off the top of my head a couple of examples spring to mind...

Samuel L. Jackson as President W. Alan Moore in 'Big Game'

and

Terry Crews as President Camacho


Robert L Booth and Ken Wind (...like the air) would also be good candidates.

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Consent? P'shhht! Dat shit 'fo fags, y'all! Skeet-skeet or else, nigga!

Note: had to link a "reaction" video because original has been made private.



:P

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MarcusAu wrote: Terry Crews as President Camacho
Crews was awesome in that movie!

https://thedroidyourelookingfor.files.w ... camcho.jpg

My kinda president - shoot first, fuck asking questions, the cunts are dead!

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Brive1987 wrote: 😐

I'd still vaccinate her. Probably a double of Johnson and Johnson.

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Biden blames Trump for not building more cages:

(the lower video clip)


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Best unwittingly ironic comment, from TFA's resident autogynephile attack dog:
Foxglove wrote: the fact is that the people I run into instantly peg me as a woman.
I usually make them buy me dinner first.

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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Best unwittingly ironic comment, from TFA's resident autogynephile attack dog:
Foxglove wrote: the fact is that the people I run into instantly peg me as a woman.
I usually make them buy me dinner first.
I was horrified to discover what "pegging" is but it was nothing compared to the sanity-blasting horror of "docking." Was unfortunate enough to see roughly three seconds of a video* involving a tied up dude, a small sex-toy and a very enthusiastic woman. His screams still haunt me to this very day! Puked up my dinner, three pints of beer and half of my digestive tract.

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

* Was part of a stupid "bet you can't watch this" challenge - BMA pain olympics, 2 girls 1 cup, Harlem poop-shake etc. My already damaged mind never fully recovered.

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Bhurzum wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Best unwittingly ironic comment, from TFA's resident autogynephile attack dog:
Foxglove wrote: the fact is that the people I run into instantly peg me as a woman.
I usually make them buy me dinner first.
I was horrified to discover what "pegging" is but it was nothing compared to the sanity-blasting horror of "docking." Was unfortunate enough to see roughly three seconds of a video* involving a tied up dude, a small sex-toy and a very enthusiastic woman. His screams still haunt me to this very day! Puked up my dinner, three pints of beer and half of my digestive tract.

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

* Was part of a stupid "bet you can't watch this" challenge - BMA pain olympics, 2 girls 1 cup, Harlem poop-shake etc. My already damaged mind never fully recovered.
Yeah, docking messed with my mind when I first heard about it.

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Biden responds to screeching hecklers with a promise.


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Bhurzum wrote: * Was part of a stupid "bet you can't watch this" challenge - BMA pain olympics, 2 girls 1 cup, Harlem poop-shake etc. My already damaged mind never fully recovered.
Makes getting anally raped while your head's in a toilet bowl sound tame. ReGreta needs to up her game.

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Lsuoma wrote: Yeah, docking messed with my mind when I first heard about it.
Worked with a guy for years, real family-man type, clean cut, neat & tidy, constantly hosting family events (BBQ's, kids play sessions etc), very popular with the wives club and family dept. Dude didn't drink, smoke, rarely used foul language.

Anyway, was sat having a few beers in the block (think: huge block of apartments, each home to a booze-soaked, trigger happy goon), Mr. Clean-cut appears at the door to the room we were in. He was orderly Sgt and was doing the rounds. Dude who lived in the room we were currently sat in was a notorious "sex-pest" (Army slang for porn fiend, degenerate, hooker-addicted sleaze-monger) and had a *massive* adult dvd collection sat in full view upon a shelving unit. Proper European hard-core smut of the very strongest/warped variety - bondage, golden showers, genital torture, you name it, the twisted bastard had it.

Note: Obvious exceptions - nothing criminal.

Anyway, Mr. Clean-cut wanders over to the shelves and starts to examine the collection. After a minute or two, he asked deviant-boy if he had anything with "docking, birds getting knocked about, strangulation and/or puke-porn?"

A wallet of home-copy discs was produced and handed to Clean-cut who promptly buggered off. Apparently the wallet was a set of pre-burnt discs Deviant-boy made for "select customers" (all very warped/vile subject matter) and Clean-cut was a regular borrower. When we voiced our shock at how Clean-cut didn't look "the type", Deviant-boy whispered that it was actually Mrs. clean-cut who was the fan!

To this day, it shocks me that looks can be so deceiving! You never know what's going on behind the eyes of people you know...

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Bhurzum wrote: To this day, it shocks me that looks can be so deceiving! You never know what's going on behind the eyes of people you know...

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As blasphemous as it may sound, I actually prefer this cover:



The fact that it's by Limp "Ultra douche-nozzles" Bizkit only makes it worse!

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Ref: my last - here's a better quality video.


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So, Joshua Duggar, one of the kids who came out of his mother's CCV (Clown Car Vag) has been charged with kiddie porn offenses:

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/30/us/j ... ested.html

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Orright, which of the usual suspects has been spotted in a Brummagem karzi?

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-birmingham-56952152

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Lsuoma wrote: So, Joshua Duggar, one of the kids who came out of his mother's CCV (Clown Car Vag) has been charged with kiddie porn offenses:

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/30/us/j ... ested.html
That's just playing the odds, right? Have enough kids, one's bound to be a pedo, and one's bound to be a genius, and one's bound to run a nonsense internet forum.

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Lsuoma wrote: Orright, which of the usual suspects has been spotted in a Brummagem karzi?

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-birmingham-56952152
That's spooky - a day after we talk about poo, turd types and all manner of botty-shenanigans!

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If true, it could be the begining of something beautiful!

(I'd google it but I feel a fatberg of my own coming on - it's almost at the bomb-bay doors!)

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oops, forgot link, eeeh, touching cloth will do that!


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Bhurzum wrote: touching cloth
Other states are sure to follow. Meanwhile, California just adopted a new curriculum that, inter alia, promotes ‘decolonizing’ your diet through veganism, and has school kids chant prayers to Aztec gods.

The US states are splitting apart, heading in opposite directions.
— banning trannies in girls sports vs. making any therapy other than conversion illegal

— open carry/ automatic concealed carry vs. banning any carry outside the house, mag limits

— ending covid lockdowns vs. extending and expanding them

— banning vaccine passports vs. considering them

— banning abortion of downs fetuses vs. partial birth abortions


A few states have openly defied the Biden admin, prohibiting the enforcement of any anti 2A restrictions, refusing to accept illegals, etc.

Meanwhile, the Great Re-Sort is accelerating, with ordinary folks fleeing shithole states like California for free states like Texas. Half our friends have either already left or are preparing to, and are encouraging us to follow.

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Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Bhurzum wrote: touching cloth
Other states are sure to follow. Meanwhile, California just adopted a new curriculum that, inter alia, promotes ‘decolonizing’ your diet through veganism, and has school kids chant prayers to Aztec gods.

The US states are splitting apart, heading in opposite directions.
— banning trannies in girls sports vs. making any therapy other than conversion illegal

— open carry/ automatic concealed carry vs. banning any carry outside the house, mag limits

— ending covid lockdowns vs. extending and expanding them

— banning vaccine passports vs. considering them

— banning abortion of downs fetuses vs. partial birth abortions


A few states have openly defied the Biden admin, prohibiting the enforcement of any anti 2A restrictions, refusing to accept illegals, etc.

Meanwhile, the Great Re-Sort is accelerating, with ordinary folks fleeing shithole states like California for free states like Texas. Half our friends have either already left or are preparing to, and are encouraging us to follow.
It's all good as far as I am concerned.

Of course, Michigan was one of the States to loose a congressional seat (like NY and CA and others). But I am happy with the national experiment of "sorting". People can live where they want. I am in great shape as far as this goes. I expect Michigan will be a premium place to be - one of these days soon. Lower taxes, mostly normal people (except Detroit and Ann Arbor), amazing resources, and beautiful coastline. I am not a big fan of "unity". Unity is what gets us in wars and creates terrible government overreach. Let the games begin and we will see who wins.

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Quote fail. Meant to use 'touching cloth' as an analogy to the current state of affairs in the US.

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John D wrote: It's all good as far as I am concerned.

Of course, Michigan was one of the States to loose a congressional seat (like NY and CA and others). But I am happy with the national experiment of "sorting". People can live where they want. I am in great shape as far as this goes. I expect Michigan will be a premium place to be - one of these days soon. Lower taxes, mostly normal people (except Detroit and Ann Arbor), amazing resources, and beautiful coastline. I am not a big fan of "unity". Unity is what gets us in wars and creates terrible government overreach. Let the games begin and we will see who wins.
The problem with the re-sort is, it creates groupthink communities. With no counter-balance, one-party states, cities, congressional districts grow more and more extreme. Connecticut, where I grew up, used to be evenly balanced between Dem and GOP. Our long-time senator and Gov, Lowell Weicker, was the original 'maverick', a moderate Republican who was out of place in the Reagan Revolution GOP, and would be considered a neonazi by today's Dems. CT has now gone completely radical left. Its US senators are extreme anti-gun, pro-immigration, full-retard wokesters who win in landslides.

And, as much as I'd love to see the pussies in Portland and SF suffer from the product of their bankrupt ideology, and the mini Mugabes of Baltimore and Detroit sink with their corrupt ships, we will need those cities back at some point.

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And although my family were active in the Dem party, and I even later was a paid staffer for one of his opponents, once when I was young I met Weicker and shook his hand. My dad advised me to be respectful when I did. My dad and I even voted for Weicker when he later ran as an independent.

My Bernie-supporting friend is acquainted with Alan Simpson, and adores him.

Those days are gone. We no longer have political opponents -- we have enemies. Open civil war is only months away.

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