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Re: Boringfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 1:34 pm
by free thoughtpolice
Speaking of some Indian tribes, I think it's time to boast about my knowledge of Coast Salish and Kwakiutl culture instead of just my woodland skills:
I grew up, went to school and worked with local First Nations. One friend in particular I hunted and fished with for about 4 decades was an FBI Salish whose mother was raised on a remote community and until her death was one of the last of a dozen speakers of a unique dialect
from the NE area of the Georgia basin, AKA Salish Sea.
Keep in mind, this is the part of the area where the Sasquatch legend comes from.
My friend and I had some discussions on squatch, and he had spoken with some of the elders about it. There are degrees of stories told by the Salish. For instance, there is a local prominent glacier near here. The story is that it is a great white whale named Queneesh that was stranded on the mountain after a great flood. The Indians do not literally believe it, it is considered a myth. There are other stories such as tales about battles with other tribes that are regarded as accurate history.
The sasquatch legend is similar to, and has been sometimes confused with stories of the Wild Man and Wild Woman that lived in the forest and would raid the villages and kidnap or kill the people.
My friend did not believe Sasquatch was real, that it was a myth possibly derived from the Wild Man stories, which he regarded as true. Many locals had a rite of passage for young man where they would leave the village and go off to survive on their own for a period of time. Also, some crimes were punished by temporary or permanent banishment. Some of the young men and the criminals never came back to live among the tribe but became Wild Men. Tradition has it that they would return to the villages to capture women for a wives or for other reasons. (IIRC cannibalism may be a part of some of the accounts).

Re: Boringfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 1:44 pm
by free thoughtpolice
Some variants on the Wild Man legends:
https://www.aaanativearts.com/salish-le ... d-man.html
Other of the legends have Wild Men as synonymous with the bigfoot.

Re: Boringfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:51 pm
by CaptainFluffyBunny
Salish did some cool shit. I understand their longhouses were remarkably similar to viking longhouses. Paralell development in similar environments.

Re: Boringfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:59 pm
by CaptainFluffyBunny
https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/te ... were-real/#
Hmm, I posted this before, but I'm curious how you refute that professional trackers ( is there really such a thing?) agree that the tracks are bogus.

Any time you're going against the vast, vast majority of scientific consensus you're facing an uphill battle. When your side is mostly nutters, well...

Re: Boringfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 1:55 pm
by CaptainFluffyBunny
Did I hear a quiet flounce? Sad.

Re: Boringfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:07 pm
by free thoughtpolice
Vicky come home :(
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Re: Boringfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2017 12:17 pm
by free thoughtpolice
Another cryptid monster: Bigfish! Ignore the tugboat captain in the comments boasting about his 30 years experience saying that it's a submerged buoy.
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Re: Boringfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2017 12:44 pm
by CaptainFluffyBunny
free thoughtpolice wrote:Another cryptid monster: Bigfish! Ignore the tugboat captain in the comments boasting about his 30 years experience saying that it's a submerged buoy.
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Vicky would give that tugboat captain hell. Did he account for every possible detail? How does he explain the missing nuns and orphans? What missing nuns and orphans?

Actually, I have seen a wake that big by a fish in a river. You ever been sturgeon fishing FtP? No way I could handle it in my decrepitude, but they is some mighty big fish. Tasty too. You can't keep the big ones, but even the smaller ones are good for a shoulder injury or two, and a delicate meat with a nutty flavor.
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Re: Boringfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2017 1:11 pm
by free thoughtpolice
The only IRL sturgeons I've seen were in an aquarium. The biggest fish I've seen in the wild was a basking shark that was hanging out near the beach we were fishing for pink salmon from. Somewhere near 20 feet long?
That is unless you count whales as fish. :drool:
Speaking of cryptids, it wouldn't surprise me if sturgeon were responsible for some of the accounts of lake monsters.

Re: Boringfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2017 5:30 pm
by free thoughtpolice
seen in the wild=know of in my area

Re: Boringfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2017 10:23 am
by free thoughtpolice
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Re: Boringfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2017 11:23 am
by CaptainFluffyBunny
The Bigf**t-alien connection is yuge down here. It's how the explain the lack of bodies or solid evidence. That or the government is covering up on behalf of native Americans.

Re: Boringfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2017 6:30 pm
by free thoughtpolice
CaptainFluffyBunny wrote:The Bigf**t-alien connection is yuge down here. It's how the explain the lack of bodies or solid evidence. That or the government is covering up on behalf of native Americans.
The ultra dimensional or alien assisted saquatch theory has been proven to be the most logical explanation for the fact that they exist but can't be detected by normal colonial style physics that assume the that barrier hasn't been breached.
:ugeek:

Re: Boringfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2017 7:00 pm
by free thoughtpolice
free thoughtpolice wrote:
CaptainFluffyBunny wrote:The Bigf**t-alien connection is yuge down here. It's how the explain the lack of bodies or solid evidence. That or the government is covering up on behalf of native Americans.
The ultra dimensional or alien assisted saquatch theory has been proven to be the most logical explanation for the fact that they exist but can't be detected by normal colonial style physics that assume the that barrier hasn't been breached.
:ugeek:
It is also really intersectional. :geek:

Re: Boringfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2017 7:08 pm
by CaptainFluffyBunny
We now have an intersectional Bigf**t. International, I ntersectional and perhaps not too white to be redeemed.

Re: Boringfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2017 7:08 pm
by CaptainFluffyBunny
We now have an intersectional Bigf**t. International, I ntersectional and perhaps not too white to be redeemed.

Re: Boringfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2017 5:06 pm
by free thoughtpolice
I have been doing some research into how bigf00t walks and it closely resembles the gait of actor Steven Seagal. You decide. :ugeek:
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Compared to:
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Re: Boringfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2017 12:42 pm
by CaptainFluffyBunny
Too bad Vicky left. I was this close to believing. These solitary creatures manage to know when one of them dies, and gets to the corpse before people find it, and bury or cannibalize it. Or they dash through portals. Or UFO bases.
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Re: Boringfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2017 7:23 pm
by free thoughtpolice
CFB: We are in agreement with that We shouldn't just dismiss evidence out of hand of things that we just don't understand. :drool:
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There is also the thing about fake media. Peter Caine is a perfect example where real evidence gets covered up by the MSM because money trumps journalistic ethics.
What are the chances this just more evidence that gets covered up because of white people's "science"?

Re: Boringfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 8:07 am
by CaptainFluffyBunny
White people's science clearly sucks. I am going to apply for grant money. "Bigf**t Stick Art in Feminist Metaphor: How the Patriarchy Oppressed Squatch Peoples". Should be good for a few hundred thou.

Re: Boringfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 2:25 pm
by free thoughtpolice
Kids. Don't try this at home:
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Re: Boringfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 1:11 pm
by free thoughtpolice
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Re: Boringfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2017 7:41 pm
by CaptainFluffyBunny
Βigfoot

Re: Boringfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2017 7:42 pm
by CaptainFluffyBunny
Fuckin' finally, in all its glory, Βigfoot.

Re: Boringfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 3:29 pm
by free thoughtpolice
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Re: Boringfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2017 9:52 am
by CaptainFluffyBunny
This was featured lately in our local theater.
http://www.centerstagetheatre.com/Event ... ventID=193

Re: Boringfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2017 3:32 pm
by free thoughtpolice
It's Sasquatch Sunday! :drool:
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Re: Boringfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2017 3:35 pm
by free thoughtpolice
That was s asquatch sunday not borequatch sunday. FT fixed the bigfoot thing but not the s asquatch one. :twisted:

Re: Boringfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2017 3:37 pm
by free thoughtpolice
Bigfoot, bigfoot,sasquatch. Sasquatch. testing

Re: Boringfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2017 3:39 pm
by free thoughtpolice
He didn't fix it! :twisted:

Re: Boringfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2017 10:45 am
by free thoughtpolice
Ssquatch sunday:
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Re: Bigfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 7:31 pm
by CaptainFluffyBunny
https://nypost.com/2018/03/15/woman-who ... -real/amp/
Vicky has a sister in Bigfoot in California. Any day now, Bigfoot will get the recognition and fame this magnificent beast deserves. After all, how can people continue to deny this primate when there is such an extensive fossil record? It's a travesty, I tells yah, a travesty.

Re: Bigfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2018 12:48 pm
by MarcusAu
So is the plural Bigfoots or Bigfeet?

And has the documentary evidence provided by Robert Crumb been reviewed?

https://p2.liveauctioneers.com/906/3078 ... 14_1_l.jpg

Re: Bigfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2018 1:50 pm
by CaptainFluffyBunny
The plural is Bigfoots, but we here in Bigfoot country prefer the word Sasquatch, which is Native American for "Make-Believe forest ape." Fuckers are still laughing that they got some white idiots to believe it.

Re: Bigfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2018 3:08 pm
by free thoughtpolice

Have you ever noticed that Bigfoot and Steven Segal both run like girls?

Re: Bigfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:32 pm
by Kirbmarc
CaptainFluffyBunny wrote: The plural is Bigfoots, but we here in Bigfoot country prefer the word Sasquatch, which is Native American for "Make-Believe forest ape." Fuckers are still laughing that they got some white idiots to believe it.
So the plural is Sasquatches?

Re: Bigfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:54 pm
by CaptainFluffyBunny
Kirbmarc wrote:
CaptainFluffyBunny wrote: The plural is Bigfoots, but we here in Bigfoot country prefer the word Sasquatch, which is Native American for "Make-Believe forest ape." Fuckers are still laughing that they got some white idiots to believe it.
So the plural is Sasquatches?
Yes. Though Sasquatch is used as a plural as well. Something to do with the the Native American, and I'm not a linguist. Although I do like linguica. So many sausages....

Re: Bigfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2018 11:50 am
by free thoughtpolice
Kirbmarc wrote:
CaptainFluffyBunny wrote: The plural is Bigfoots, but we here in Bigfoot country prefer the word Sasquatch, which is Native American for "Make-Believe forest ape." Fuckers are still laughing that they got some white idiots to believe it.
So the plural is Sasquatches?
No. It is "t̕ᶿəw̕x̣él̕əč", same as singular. :ugeek:

Re: Bigfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 2:29 pm
by free thoughtpolice

Re: Bigfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2018 5:17 am
by CaptainFluffyBunny
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Re: Bigfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2018 3:20 pm
by CaptainFluffyBunny
What would a Sasquatch ethnostate look like? Would the Swiss be welcomed as immigrants, or would they form forest ghettos and attack innocent bigfoots with little army knives?

Re: Bigfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 11:19 am
by CaptainFluffyBunny
https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/called-91 ... d=54422500
One reason I am skeptical of crypto sightings.

Re: Bigfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 3:24 pm
by Kirbmarc
CaptainFluffyBunny wrote: What would a Sasquatch ethnostate look like? Would the Swiss be welcomed as immigrants, or would they form forest ghettos and attack innocent bigfoots with little army knives?
You're assuming that the Swiss aren't already Sasquatch.

Re: Bigfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 3:33 pm
by free thoughtpolice
Ask and youtube will deliver.

Re: Bigfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 10:29 pm
by CaptainFluffyBunny
I think a Bigfoot has been in to my vegetable starts. Simple folk would blame rabbits, but that's just part of their clever ploy. The bigfoots, that is, not the rabbits.

Has anybody explored the relationship between the 'squatch and the jews? Is that trendy yet?

Re: Bigfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 1:06 pm
by MarcusAu
CaptainFluffyBunny wrote: I think a Bigfoot has been in to my vegetable starts. Simple folk would blame rabbits, but that's just part of their clever ploy. The bigfoots, that is, not the rabbits.

Has anybody explored the relationship between the 'squatch and the jews? Is that trendy yet?
This whole post is anti-semetic.

The plural is rabbi.

Re: Bigfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 1:15 pm
by CaptainFluffyBunny
Is Bigfoot an incel?

Re: Bigfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 2:27 pm
by Kirbmarc
CaptainFluffyBunny wrote: Is Bigfoot an incel?
I'm pretty sure that with all the weird fetishes that exist at least one woman in the entire world has a Bigfoot fetish.

Re: Bigfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 2:43 pm
by free thoughtpolice
Sasquatch are known rapists. When they want sex they just take it instead. They're just a buch of extremely hairy Chads and Stacys. :ugeek:

Re: Bigfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 2:48 pm
by free thoughtpolice
When they want sex the just take it instead (of snivelling over the internet about it.)

Re: Bigfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 3:31 pm
by CaptainFluffyBunny
free thoughtpolice wrote: Sasquatch are known rapists. When they want sex they just take it instead. They're just a buch of extremely hairy Chads and Stacys. :ugeek:
Well, since they're not white men we must respect their culture and ways. I mean, what's a raping forest ape against the sins of mansplaining?

Re: Bigfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 6:30 pm
by free thoughtpolice
Butt, butt aren't they supposed ask for crystal clear consent regardless of their endangered, rare, minority status?
By the way. I'm ready to publish account of where Jane Goodall raped me when she was around here. She mistook me for a Bigfoot.

Re: Bigfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 7:35 pm
by free thoughtpolice
Tune in to 4:45 if you haven't already watched it. We bigfoot hunters refused to acknowledge their true nature. Vicky wanted to prove the stuffy knowitalls to be wrong. I'm not saying she came to a bad end , but this documentary footage may explain why she hasn't posted here recently.

Re: Bigfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 1:58 pm
by CaptainFluffyBunny


A young man explores bigfoot phenomenon.

Re: Bigfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 12:52 pm
by CaptainFluffyBunny
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Re: Bigfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 12:53 pm
by CaptainFluffyBunny
Yikes, got a double.

Re: Bigfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 11:14 am
by free thoughtpolice
They finally have proof of bigfoot. The creature in question, shot by a rancher in Montana isn't a purebred bigfoot though, but appears to be a cross between a werewolf and a bigfoot with really small feet.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44243644

Re: Bigfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 2:59 pm
by CaptainFluffyBunny


Don't give up hope, Bigfoot believers. Thousands of gullible rednecks comb the woods even now for your elusive beast. Eventually one will fail his UFO EVAC and they will have him.

Re: Bigfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 3:02 pm
by CaptainFluffyBunny
free thoughtpolice wrote: They finally have proof of bigfoot. The creature in question, shot by a rancher in Montana isn't a purebred bigfoot though, but appears to be a cross between a werewolf and a bigfoot with really small feet.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44243644
Fools. That is bigfoot's pet. He's gonna be some pissed off.

Re: Bigfoot gals, won't you come out tonight..

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2018 2:29 am
by CaptainFluffyBunny