Theological Discussion Thread for the Benefit of Mr. Heddle
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Re: Theological Discussion Thread for the Benefit of Mr. Hed
heddle: Is your God a trivial, prudish primitive deity of some primitive goat herders or are you willing to explain his commandment(s) to a modern audience? Please tell us why he gave the directive referenced above.
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Gee, are those my only choices?Is your God a trivial, prudish primitive deity of some primitive goat herders or are you willing to explain his commandment(s) to a modern audience?
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You could always ask God to post a comment here explaining His rather odd fatwas if you are unable to do so. Make sure to beseech Him not to smite you for your insolence though, I hear He has a bit of a temper.heddle wrote:Gee, are those my only choices?Is your God a trivial, prudish primitive deity of some primitive goat herders or are you willing to explain his commandment(s) to a modern audience?
Either that, or I will be forced to believe you are some kind of devil worshipper. :twisted:
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I am betting the 'don't touch the bait and tackle' rule exists because it was believed that baybeez lived inside sperm, and that women were flowerpots.
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Well, they didn't know about sperm. But basically, jizz = baybeee!
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Shepherd Dumuzi , apparently did it done it before baby Jesus did.