Theological Discussion Thread for the Benefit of Mr. Heddle

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Re: Theological Discussion Thread for the Benefit of Mr. Hed

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heddle: Is your God a trivial, prudish primitive deity of some primitive goat herders or are you willing to explain his commandment(s) to a modern audience? Please tell us why he gave the directive referenced above.

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Is your God a trivial, prudish primitive deity of some primitive goat herders or are you willing to explain his commandment(s) to a modern audience?
Gee, are those my only choices?

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heddle wrote:
Is your God a trivial, prudish primitive deity of some primitive goat herders or are you willing to explain his commandment(s) to a modern audience?
Gee, are those my only choices?
You could always ask God to post a comment here explaining His rather odd fatwas if you are unable to do so. Make sure to beseech Him not to smite you for your insolence though, I hear He has a bit of a temper.
Either that, or I will be forced to believe you are some kind of devil worshipper. :twisted:

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I am betting the 'don't touch the bait and tackle' rule exists because it was believed that baybeez lived inside sperm, and that women were flowerpots.

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Well, they didn't know about sperm. But basically, jizz = baybeee!

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Shepherd Dumuzi , apparently did it done it before baby Jesus did.

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