If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

FYI: Biden announced he's giving up ice cream for Lent. Expect a marked increase in sundowning over the next 40 days. Well, at least children will be safer at ice cream trucks whilst the nonce-in-chief is abstaining. https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/bd5/755/93d6e6ae817a8a3e1e271217aa07670fc1-2-joe-b...

Lsuoma wrote: ↑Fuck ALL the nuns!

I have some..."special interest" videos you might enjoy.

Her husband was an extraordinary man, apparently he could count cards while nobody noticed in all kinds of games, and became well known for autistically learning the manuals and knowing right where to look for what needed to be looked up, from what I'm told was actually part of the FBI plane airpla...

Having listened to the whole of that "Why I'm a Conservative" talk, I wonder whether one thing that has changed might not be this. For a long time, politics in our civilization has been split into the forces of progress, and the forces of reaction, of conservatism. Everybody is moving, very broadly...

When this popped up on my feed, I screamed "blasphemy" and was about to put my bowling-ball fist through the monitor. Then I actually listened to it. Damn. It works! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkF0kwP_DsI Obviously, it should go without saying that "Bauhaus" (well, the vocals of Peter Murphy) d...

fafnir wrote: ↑
Service Dog wrote: ↑
Steersman wrote: ↑Define "work".
Define "women's work".
Make me a sandwich

I wouldn't touch anything a woman has handled.

Except my dick.

Wait, I didn't think this through...

Service Dog wrote: ↑"...he was an enterprising young man, taking jobs to earn money. “From washing cars, cutting people grass, shoveling snow, taking out garbages, selling candy, ice, cups, chips, chocolate bars. He was a money chaser.”

...and nothing of value was lost.

So.... Lord of the Rings is being destroyed about now. <snip> Yup. I've trained my mind to blank out all mention of that accursed attempt at a TV show. Nope, nuh-huh, I don't even know what you're talking about. Meanwhile, speaking of timeless classics... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7kvGqiJC4g...

Service Dog wrote: ↑
Bhurzum wrote: ↑jelly eggs
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Service Dog wrote: ↑
John D wrote: ↑I apologize
No more apologies. No more 'don't read this' disclaimers on your homelife posts. Just post. It's all delightful.

I second this.

Pity there’s nothing more interesting to talk about. Well, at the risk of dragging things down to sewer levels... My little circle of online gamer buddies and I have a new "thing" we're currently kicking around: gelatin eggs. One of the guys, mid-insult rant, summoned an accusation of butt-stuffing...

John D wrote: ↑ and... I apologize to the rest of the pit. I will no longer engage with that idiot FTP.

Sometimes, the only way to win the game is to not play.

:clap:

No wonder your daughter has confusion about her sexuality. She was aware that you were listening way back then. you know what I'm talking about. And her father is a short little dwarf that cries when he listens to show tunes and pop star Adele. Not a male role model. Of course you will blame your f...

FWIW, I do not believe any of the tweets, vids, reports from anyone. It can all be spun, and I have no way of telling what is what, or what is not. Also, FWIW, I'm still "plugged in" to the intsum stream (well, on the periphery of the network) and from what I've heard, the Ukranian Armed Forces are...

Service Dog wrote: ↑ https://ytu.be/6gnLQpHGn9I

Boots, combat-assault, snugly laced, highly polished - can take on the world with a pair of those bad boys on yer feet, the only footwear you'll ever need!

I trust the truckers way more than that little cosplaying dickless wonder mini-hitler desperately seeking his Reichstag fire, or the official press releases of his goon squad. I'm pretty much in the same camp. The more the Canadian National Socialist Party acts like dicks, the less likely I am to t...

Neatly side-stepping all this rampant puffery for one second, I'll simply drop this here and say...what in the actual fuck has this crazy old bitch been snorting?

Now, gaylords, as you were...

All this "final countdown" limp-wristery is making my brain itch. Time for a cure!

Give it a spin, you might be surprised!

My brain is like a wet cake.

Re: my last - wrong. The "chanter" isn't the part you blow into.

Fuck me ragged...

I'm not gay, I just enjoy shit euro pop of the eighties. (h/t John D) "not" gay... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y1YHmkD4A0 Assuming that's a pro, coming from you. In all my shortbread encrusted, tartan wrapped, orcish grunting years, I've encountered zero Scottish female pipers. If you're going...

Pros and cons of dating a female bagpiper. Discuss. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0Ys_E_dqKc Ugh! Horrible choice of track - you might as well just "come out" and admit you enjoy ramming small, furry rodents up your dirt-box. That aside, if you're dating a female piper, chances are she's not Sco...

Service Dog wrote: ↑It is gay-married to a... person... who... identifies as an underage dog's butthole.

They really don't do themselves any favours, do they?

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I don't find that my interaction with Steers and Kitty add any value to my life. I learn nothing from them since they engage in dialog in an insincere way. They do not search for truth... they just search for shit to fight about. No value to me. I also don't think I can add any value to their lives...

Service Dog wrote: ↑"...but Trump" doesn't come-close to being worse than all this shit. Build The Wall. Chy-na is Asshoe. Joe Rogan Did Nothing Wrong.

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murtzuphlus wrote: ↑Hate the Trump support i see here though...

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Deus Vult!

Service Dog wrote: ↑Post an opinion. I'll reply.

If you don't like pineapple on pizza, you're a commie skidmark.

ROBOKiTTY wrote: ↑ So like, what happened to this place? There used to be interesting dialogue here. Now it's turned into an echo chamber.

I agree with everything you just said.

When I was about 20, I worked at the same company as my dad, and he took me on a business trip to the Midwest. There were four of us, including a vendor and a guy who worked fo my dad. We check into the local Holiday Inn and the receptionists asks 'four rooms?' My dad says no, he and I (pointing to...

I hate it when you guys/gals/unicorns fight. It's a real fucking bummer. Fuck off you incompetent boob Here's a nice wooden spoon... https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/wooden-spoon-picture-id117318004?k=20&m=117318004&s=170667a&w=0&h=SmXKRzoJ7WDoejqvIOg7-icWYl5EO2ybRQgxdxV4DhI= ...so you can eat ...

Lsuoma wrote: ↑Doesn't matter. Please don't do it. Asking nicely.

That's what she said.

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I hate it when you guys/gals/unicorns fight.

It's a real fucking bummer.

Service Dog wrote: ↑
free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑ which makes you a lying cocksucker
So... he doesn't suck cock, then?

/sniggering

free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑Who wouldn't be afraid of that spitting on you?

Richard Carrier?

IIRC, thanks to Harry Reid, SCOTUS appointments only need a simple majority to be seated. The tie breaking vote for the blow job queen would be cast by Kamalalala herself. Hilarious. eyes up...eyes up Are you saying you'd want to look at that disgusting old bag's disgusting old bags? Solution: http...

However, it would appear that somehow (accidentally) I'm also quite trendy! The olive-drab duster/greatcoat at 04:09 is identical to one I've been wearing for years! It's an old service issue number, very tatty and worn but is almost perma-proofed (water instantly beads and rolls right off it) and ...

Service Dog wrote: ↑

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I don't have time to dance around to your shitty music, I need to return some video tapes... :P

John D wrote: ↑I don't usually hang out with homosexuals

Should print that on a T-shirt - it would offend everyone!

Bhurzum... you've got your finger right on the gay dick-pulse of fashion! Retro 90's electronic-pop is Soooo hawt right now! hts://youtu.be/-1v4sJJZi5M Heh. I'll take that as a backhanded compliment? However, it would appear that somehow (accidentally) I'm also quite trendy! The olive-drab duster/g...

https://i.imgur.com/pEzBub5.jpg In addition to my last, RE: Placebo (and going "Full Bateman"): I remember a UK music journo describing their album "Without you I'm nothing" as "pretentious self-pity set to third rate garage rock" or something along those lines. I was actually quite angry as I'm a ...

Bhurzo's taste in music is even-gayer than John's. That is seriously gay! You fail to factor in my manic competitive nature! Now that you've said that, I'll be heading down the docks wearing pink hotpants and lip-gloss. Good luck shifting that mental picture... #MadForTheCock https://www.youtube.co...

Possibly blasphemy to Kate Bush fans but I love this!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑Won't waste 3 hours on it, but I did shit post.

Sadly, due to comfy blanket, mug of hot chocolate and an episode of Black Sails, I conked out and missed the bugger!

Yes, I'm living the Rock & Roll lifestyle :P

The Jizz Hobbit goes "live" in 30m...

Might tune in just to spam chat about semen-play, begging women for sex and sticking PhD at the end of everything I say ;)

John D wrote: ↑
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑
What exactly are you saying, my good sir?
Just thinking about picking grapes and squeezing grapes and tasting juice. Damn.

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fafnir wrote: ↑
Service Dog wrote: ↑ According to me, the correct form is to say: "They is asking their father for money to pay rent."
We must talk like Ali G? This is the hill I die on.

Is it cos I is trans?

Reprising the nuking of Mecca - from orbit, just to be sure? ;-) A £50 solution to a £5 problem. https://rmonrem.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/R-Mons-Army-Reserve-Royal-Engineer-bayonet-training-2.jpg After the bulk has been dealt with on-site, we can start the door-to-door cleaning... :twisted:

:roll: And your mother wears army boots ... Heh...not heard that one for years! A true classic! My first ever Troop corporal, a very long-in-the-tooth old bastard, had a long line in strange insults and sayings that he'd trot out whilst propping up the Squadron bar of an evening: "Your mother is a ...

:roll: And your mother wears army boots ... Heh...not heard that one for years! A true classic! My first ever Troop corporal, a very long-in-the-tooth old bastard, had a long line in strange insults and sayings that he'd trot out whilst propping up the Squadron bar of an evening: "Your mother is a ...

Service Dog wrote: ↑ Ger-man man-dates

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That's good news - it leaves all the hairy-pitted, foul personality clunge for drunken squaddies!

Wait, I haven't thought this through...

Looks like I got one of those numbers wrong. In late December when the rest of the info I posted was gathered approximately 52million people in the UK had had at least one dose of the vax. https://coronavirus.data.gov.uk/details/vaccinations Current UK population is about 67 million: https://www.on...

Do you like Samurai movies? Do you like over the top (and very silly) combat movies? Do you like scifi movies? Well, feast your eyes upon this bad-boy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsbVTPftcgs I would give my left nut, my favourite one, for a full length version of this! Ham, cheese, cruddy SFX a...

Yeah - would she date a person like me? 5 foot 8. Middle class. Small dick. 20 pounds over weight. Yeah. didn't think so. Fuck off bitch.... you are just trying to get some popularity back... and get a bunch of other bitches to tell you how brave you are. Fuck off! Heh. Don't hold back, John, speak...

Drooling over women = sexism!

Not drooling over women = an outrage!

"The wall" is a bitch!
:P

I think I linked her amazing cover of "Closer" a while ago. Anyway, check out her brilliant rendition of another NiN track!

Yes, I'm in love...again.

Keating wrote: ↑I'm not even a Bhurzum.

We can't all be apex examples of masculine perfection.

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Gumby wrote: ↑ Damn, this place is verbose lately 🤣

Hello all.

Gumbazoid! How the bastarding fuck are you, old bean?

fafnir wrote: ↑I thought Jenneke was the Pit mascot?

You can't halt progress :P

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Maybe we should set up Sotomayor and Steerz on a blind date. I think they'd hit it off. I imagine scintillating dinner conversation about when a person is a human, or just a machine with honorary human status. Whilst you're match-making, can you hook me up with Jessica Collins? https://thumbs.gfyca...

Lsuoma wrote: ↑ Fuck it, I see no reason not to keep it open - it's co-hosted on a server that has a couple of paying sites, si I'll just let it roll along...

I'll cancel the hit.

Man breaks neck and dies trying to jump turnstile in NYC subway: https://nypost.com/2022/01/03/nyc-man-jumps-subway-turnstile-fatally-breaking-neck-video/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter Prediction: calls for 'racist' turnstiles to be removed in all NYC subway st...

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