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by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Sep 08, 2022 11:29 am
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I thought they were gonna skip Charles and go straight to Willy. Just so long as it's not the Duke of Cuck-ex.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Sep 08, 2022 10:25 am
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Ding dong, the witch is ... dead? https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/britains-queen-elizabeth-is-dead-buckingham-palace-2022-09-08/ Elizabeth was the 40th monarch in a royal line that traces its origin back to Norman King William the Conqueror who claimed the English throne in 1066 after defeating An...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:39 am
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How Would Queen Elizabeth II's Death Be Announced?
At commercial radio stations the blue "obit lights" will flash to alert DJs that something major is about to be announced and they will play appropriate music before switching to the news.
Maybe not the Sex Pistols, then?
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:36 am
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Meghan is muttering 'one down,....'
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Sep 07, 2022 6:54 pm
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We've always been at war with Eastasia.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Sep 07, 2022 7:52 am
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People should never take animal drugs, as the FDA has only evaluated their safety and effectiveness in the particular animal species for which they are labeled. These animal drugs can cause serious harm in people. Udder nonsense! Until only recently, Bag Balm never bothered to pay for FDA approval,...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Sep 06, 2022 6:53 pm
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fuzzy wrote: One cannot let that go by without thanking Smokey:
LAPs need their own Pride flag!!
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Sep 06, 2022 1:06 pm
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Photo from a recent Civilian Marksmanship Program test. I'd fail cuz my sight alignment would be way off.

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by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Sep 06, 2022 9:56 am
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I'm devoting 90% of my clock-cycles to shitting on "Rings Of Power" Amazon is delaying posting reviews for 72 hours to suppress the overwhelming raspberries filter out spam. I remember that, having gone back to wear that Prime™ ball & chain*, I can watch Lawdy Lawdy dem Rings . Since it will be 115...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Sep 05, 2022 11:15 am
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I'm not so big on musicals...just give me the facts man. How about musicals with muscles? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBGOQ7SsJrw That was funny for about 40 seconds, then it hurt. John, I'm sure, is still humming the tune. Because John is gay. Palate cleanser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sun Sep 04, 2022 8:37 pm
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I'll never eat roast beef again.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sun Sep 04, 2022 5:10 pm
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The 10 fatal victims were found in 13 separate locations across the central province
Huh?
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sun Sep 04, 2022 5:08 pm
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Bhurzum wrote: Yikes!

But ... but ... Canada is safer than ever!


by Matt Cavanaugh
Sun Sep 04, 2022 2:02 pm
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Gumby wrote: Have you ever been at work, look out your window and see a MiG-17 pass by?
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sun Sep 04, 2022 7:47 am
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Midway is a great vendor:

https://www.midwayusa.com/tactical-knives/br?cid=23685

I recommend the Hungarian cavalry saber. jk
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sun Sep 04, 2022 5:57 am
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John D wrote: Why is it that when I ask about how monkey pox is spread I never get a straight answer?
ISWYDT
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Sep 03, 2022 12:40 pm
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I fucking despise Scott fucking Wiener. He's horribly, dangerously wrong on everything.

And a creepy groomer.

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by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Sep 03, 2022 10:28 am
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Service Dog wrote: They want the mother to meet with the killers and offer leniency.
If that had been my daughter, I'd go to that meeting, and make sure none of those thugettes ever spent even a single day in jail.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Sep 03, 2022 5:57 am
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John D wrote: Fucking hell... my wife and I tested positive for Covid this morning [....] Maybe they will want to give her monoclonal antibodies.
Go with the good stuff.
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by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Sep 03, 2022 5:52 am
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Hollywood -- where being type-cast as a muff-diver now can launch a career. Olivia Wilde has come a long way from the teenager who played the bratty, bisexual bad girl on The O.C. Today, she’s a full-blown movie star who directed the award-winning comedy Booksmart, and this fall will level up with D...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Sep 01, 2022 9:52 am
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Keating wrote: For me it isn't about the price so much as noticing how expensive eggs have been getting and that there have been a few weeks where they aren't available. That doesn't seem like a problem that is going to go away any time soon.
Shut up and eat your crickets.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Aug 31, 2022 1:10 pm
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MarcusAu wrote: I see that Toast has relocated to Hollywood...

I wish they all could be Catalonia girls.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Aug 31, 2022 8:40 am
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We both discussed how we wake in the morning each day… and at first everything is fine… and it takes about 30 seconds to remember the cancer. We have trouble getting it off our minds. It's hard work being sick. And caring for someone sick can be a full-time second job. that can easily become all-en...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Aug 31, 2022 8:10 am
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jet_lagg wrote: The trans chicken question has been settled according to Steersman's exacting standards.



Between feed and materials for the coop I figure this egg cost me around twenty bucks. But you can't put a price on quality.
As they say in Massachusetts, 'it's Ovah!'
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Aug 30, 2022 8:51 am
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Found a vet who could come out yesterday. My dog of course had a bit of a rebound that afternoon, but that was good because there was a window where she was happy and relatively lively. She fell asleep, then went quietly. Much better than the gelding I had to put down a few weeks ago, who’d probably...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sun Aug 28, 2022 6:30 am
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She needs to be put down. The congestive heart failure is causing terrible coughing fits, and her legs just aren't working. I'm wondering if she had a stroke. I called a visiting euthanasia vet, but got no response. If a horse needs to be put down, i page my horse vet and she comes out 24/7. None of...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Aug 27, 2022 3:42 pm
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Well I was just about to have my dog put down cuz she wouldn't eat, then couldn't walk, couldn't breathe, and seemed about to have a heart attack. But no vets were available, and now the bitch is wobbly walking about, had a long piss from the porch out to the yard, and is voracious. She's got consum...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Aug 26, 2022 8:15 pm
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Wow... top 10 worst days today. My wife was pretty good Thursday night recovering from surgery. I had some meetings scheduled for this morning so I planned that I would cover these meetings and then spend the whole afternoon with my wife in the hospital. 7:30 my wife calls in a total panic... "Wher...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Aug 26, 2022 12:42 pm
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Democrats, 1972: "Can't trust the Feds, man."
Democrats, 2022: "They are to be respected for their pursuit of justice and law and order."


https://www.thetrafalgargroup.org/wp-co ... t-0824.pdf
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Aug 26, 2022 11:24 am
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Turns out my facebook was for "hate speech" directed at either a "race, ethnicity, religion, caste, physical or mental ability, gender, or sexual orientation."

So there you have it, ladies & gentlemen, Pedophilia is now officially a protected sexual orientation.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Aug 26, 2022 11:19 am
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The diary was jetsam, nobody 'stole' it.

Anyone who showers with his teenaged daughter should have his balls cut off.

I believe Tara Reade. Joe shoved his fingers up her twat. Cut off his fingers, too.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Aug 25, 2022 9:22 pm
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FBI agents were ordered to not investigate Hunter's laptop, which they had in their possession, so as to not affect the outcome of the election: https://www.ronjohnson.senate.gov/services/files/7CD44E16-BF0B-495E-8B87-900467F69E50 This should be as big as Watergate, but the Lying Media is ignoring t...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Aug 25, 2022 9:17 pm
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The FBI must be disbanded, with about half its agents going to federal prison.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Aug 25, 2022 9:08 pm
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Mark Zuckerberg is clearly devoid of all necessary human traits such as empathy and theory of mind, is also a megalomaniac, and thus needs to be institutionalized for the safety of the general public.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Aug 25, 2022 12:36 pm
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If I use a fake gun to terrorize 3 women, in 3 separate incidents, into fearing for their lives-- I have committed a serious crime against 3 people. But if I also steal their cars... that's merely a crime against "property". no wait that can't be right If I gang-up with 2 other guys, we put on mask...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Aug 25, 2022 12:26 pm
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Crack pipes are government issue now.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Aug 24, 2022 10:49 am
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After I inquired at each of the armed services recruiting offices when I was in high school, Sgt. Hernandez of the USMC kept calling me to say 'C'mon down -- you can shoot the guns!' It was never 'C'mon down -- you can clean the toilets!' planetfall.png Mop and a pail? Ooh, you lucky bastard! My bu...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Aug 24, 2022 10:48 am
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Ah, good old recruitment. Done the job (briefly) and hated it. Basically, you're paid to lie and obfuscate. Me, to Army recruiter: "'I'd really be interested in either driving a tank or flying a helicopter." Army recruiter: "'I don't see that as being a problem." (Meaning, 'That won't be a problem ...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Aug 24, 2022 5:44 am
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Ah, silly question - are those actual IRS students or are they university students? I re-watched the video (with a more critical/awake set of eyes) and the "what the actual fuck are you doing?" type errors I missed on my initial (half awake) viewing have seriously mounted up. Please tell me those a...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Aug 23, 2022 5:35 pm
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John D wrote: Haha. Oh fuck... these are the armed IRS agents getting training!
Every day is 'Flag Day' with IRS commando trainees.

by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Aug 23, 2022 2:39 pm
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Topic Richard Dawkins - Flights of Fancy: Defying Gravity by Design and Evolution Description Have you ever dreamt you could fly? Or imagined what it would be like to glide and swoop through the sky like a bird? Do you let your mind soar to unknown, magical spaces? In Flights of Fancy, Richard Dawk...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Aug 23, 2022 2:18 pm
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ThreeFlangedJavis wrote: Correct me if I am wrong, but you appear to be advocating choosing positions based on their being in opposition to the positions of others.
No, he isn't.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Aug 23, 2022 11:56 am
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I must conclude that Sam Harris is, and has always been, a complete dickhead, only I first encountered him while he was saying a few things I happened to agree with.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Aug 22, 2022 3:55 pm
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Harris told Triggernometry that Trump is "sui generis". I recall a roundtable that included Harris and Brett Weinstein. I forget now which one of those two said, "Trump was just the murder weapon." Harris either said it or nodded in agreement. (Or, as I put it, Trump was a symptom, not a cause.) An...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Aug 22, 2022 9:13 am
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I just heard Harris complain that overturning Roe was entirely a function of the Catholic Justices' catholicism. Which is an utterly ignorant knee-jerk reaction.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Aug 22, 2022 9:07 am
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John D wrote: Trump is [...] capable of anything.
Not according to Stormy Daniels.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Aug 22, 2022 9:03 am
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Let's think about the "Four Horsemen"... shall we? Dawkins: His presentation of neo-darwinism for lay consumption was very valuable. He also had some novel concepts of his own. (Memes, btw, was not originally his -- which he acknowledges.) As for atheism, The God Delusion sold 19 million copies, ev...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Aug 22, 2022 8:34 am
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Eh, I've never understood the appeal. Melania is okay, but she's not my type. Always felt weird about the Scarlett Johansson appeal too. Give me Anne Hathaway any day. Melania is very leggy with fake tits. I'm sure she's also had work on her face. But for a Slobakian call girl, she ain't bad. Scar ...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sun Aug 21, 2022 9:49 am
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she thinks capitalism will die in the next ten years. Haha. My daughter is strangely naïve. Or prescient. That is the plan. I am the planner in my family. I make sure my ADD laden bitches get to where they need to. They hate me for it. They bitch and whine that I push them to focus and stay on sche...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sun Aug 21, 2022 6:16 am
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This cunt. https://media.patriots.win/post/ElaDH7HORt4F.jpeg The "Four Pests" campaign was introduced in 1958 as a hygiene campaign aimed to eradicate the pests responsible for the transmission of pestilence and disease…. Sparrow nests were destroyed, eggs were broken, and chicks were killed. Milli...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Aug 20, 2022 12:28 pm
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Lsuoma wrote: More Osprey problems ground fleet:

https://www.defensenews.com/air/2022/08 ... h-problem/
A week or two ago, one went by with the rotors forward. I was like get the fuck away go crash on someone else's ranch.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Aug 20, 2022 6:09 am
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Accordingly, Henry is reported to have become prone to bouts of “mal d’esprit,” with one particularly severe episode of depression occurring in 1541, when he became despondent and locked himself in Hampton Court Palace for some time. If you've ever stayed in one of those, you know how depressed Hen...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Aug 20, 2022 6:03 am
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I'm still reflecting the irony of getting banned for suggesting that child molesters should get their genitals removed, when I also would've been banned for suggesting that children should not get their genitals removed.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Aug 20, 2022 6:00 am
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fafnir wrote: It doesn't mention a brain injury caused by him being knocked unconscious for 2 hours in a fall from a horse as a possible trigger for a change in personality.
https://www.iflscience.com/brain-injuri ... vior-33634
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Aug 19, 2022 9:55 pm
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Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived.

Lots of miscarriages among them. Here's one hypothesis as to why:
https://www.historiamag.com/henry-viii- ... ale-heirs/
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Aug 19, 2022 7:04 pm
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I just got sent to facebook jail for opining that pedos should be castrated.

If Mark Zuckerberg were a man, I'd kick him in the nuts right now.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Aug 18, 2022 10:45 pm
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I think Everyone Else will be far more concerned about shit like this psycho putting-on weighted gloves & sucker-punching a stranger, unprovoked: https://youtu.be/xLQcQUNcHHY I got an earful on the street this afternoon, about this story. I don't know if the person who told-me... got all the facts ...