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by Brive1987
Wed Jun 16, 2021 3:05 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
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Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Hmm. I could never have anticipated this. 😐 🇨🇳

by Brive1987
Wed Jun 09, 2021 2:25 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

A(nother) metaphor for the West.

by Brive1987
Fri May 28, 2021 4:09 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
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Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Lsuoma wrote: Victoria
Haven’t heard any stupid attempts to pretend Melb. is better than Sydney since .... oh around Apr 2020.

And China ... well. What can I say? Nuke ‘em.
by Brive1987
Sun May 23, 2021 3:37 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Now this is important.

by Brive1987
Mon May 17, 2021 5:15 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Bhurzum wrote:
Sun May 16, 2021 12:34 pm
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: I'd still aim my rounds at Priti Patel's sexy angled cheeks.
Uh oh, looks like Matt is joining the battle!

This calls for some enfilade fire from a defilade position...possibly behind the headboard!
Don’t get sloppy. That’s “grazing enfilade fire ... “
by Brive1987
Fri May 14, 2021 7:05 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

I’m feeling I’m suppose to already know who the Green Knight is ... I had a vague feeling there was a Tolkien angle there. I’ve also never read Beowulf. Turn in your Anglo-Saxon membership card. And on an (almost) unrelated note - Neil Gaiman did a short story of a lycanthrope in California - proba...
by Brive1987
Fri May 14, 2021 12:05 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Oh.

That was a fuckup. 🤷‍♂️
by Brive1987
Fri May 14, 2021 12:04 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

The mouse plague has come to Canberra. I've killed 10 mice and 5 rats in my small back yard in the last couple of weeks, with no sign of them stopping. They've been disturbing the birds and I want to get rid of them before they get any ideas about coming inside as it gets colder. I had to drown one...
by Brive1987
Fri May 14, 2021 12:03 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

I’m feeling I’m suppose to already know who the Green Knight is ...
by Brive1987
Wed May 12, 2021 3:29 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

And no jelly in sight.

by Brive1987
Wed May 12, 2021 3:28 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Lsuoma wrote: Oh, and Brivo - see if you can guess what might be driving unaffordability in Vancouver, BC, Sydney, and Melbourne.

https://www.visualcapitalist.com/least- ... uy-a-home/
by Brive1987
Tue May 11, 2021 8:11 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Or. Maybe it’s the company doing housekeeping and paying out of insurance.
by Brive1987
Tue May 11, 2021 8:10 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Humm, looks like Heina is finally fessing up and refunding her kickstarter backers: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/skepticsguidetoislam/a-skeptics-guide-to-islam/comments If it had been a matter of principle, it would have happened literally years ago. Another dynamic has been introduced. One...
by Brive1987
Mon May 10, 2021 2:32 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Take your pick. https://twitter.com/fastingwell/status/1371569589386014720?s=21 https://twitter.com/jerryteixeira/status/1368998572931227650?s=21 https://twitter.com/fructoseno/status/1364484046143717382?s=21 https://twitter.com/jamiekatuna/status/1342206094714662912?s=21 https://twitter.com/kendber...
by Brive1987
Mon May 10, 2021 12:12 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Female cop:

“Taser taser taser”. 💥
“Oh shit, I shot him”

https://www.kansascity.com/news/local/c ... 09349.html
by Brive1987
Sun May 09, 2021 2:34 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Anyone who said “any plan is better than no plan” was an idiot.

by Brive1987
Sun May 09, 2021 1:20 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Skeptics Guide just celebrated 16 years.

They did an extended backslap and reminisce. Cara was gushed over. Perry (RIP) got a mention.

There was one name loudly avoided ...
by Brive1987
Mon May 03, 2021 2:25 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show



This makes me feel our society is strongly on course for long term survival.
by Brive1987
Wed Apr 28, 2021 1:05 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

This dude wins the Internet and my dying admiration.

Click on thread.

⤵️

by Brive1987
Sat Apr 24, 2021 9:32 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
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Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Went to church today. Chatted to the American minister after the service. The conversation s escalated. He told me current Civil War monuments are as bad as if Germans were paying homage to statues of Himmler. I told him his equivalence was a joke. Gave him a short lecture. And we parted after shaki...
by Brive1987
Sat Apr 24, 2021 9:29 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
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Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

At least we can all agree that added sugar remains the common enemy.
by Brive1987
Sat Apr 24, 2021 7:51 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

I appreciate her spirit.

But Americans really aren’t like us. 🤷‍♂️

by Brive1987
Fri Apr 23, 2021 10:27 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Service Dog wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: May I have my image-posting privileges back if I promise to never share another Lizzo nudie?
She has to be wearing a mask. No mask would be unsanitary.

https://media.patriots.win/post/vcF8DrxN.png
I finally understand the basis for the Dietary Guidelines fatwa on meat.
by Brive1987
Fri Apr 23, 2021 10:15 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Feels like the right time and place in history to post this.

by Brive1987
Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:21 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Service Dog wrote: A new card for your avatar to brandish, Brive...

Jesus H Christ. Intersectional obesity. 😐🤡

.........

On a different insane note ...

by Brive1987
Wed Apr 21, 2021 4:28 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

She was problematic as a horse. She’s ridiculous as a man.

Definite mental illness.
by Brive1987
Wed Apr 21, 2021 12:10 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
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Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Well this would be a new level of dystopia.

by Brive1987
Tue Apr 20, 2021 11:45 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
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Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Between Biden, wacko Democrats, Saint-Floyd and BLM ... I’m fairly confident in declaring American “screwed” ™️

Welcome to the club.
by Brive1987
Sun Apr 18, 2021 5:01 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
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Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

General purpose metaphor

by Brive1987
Sun Apr 18, 2021 2:51 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
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Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

I've been experimenting with 30 hour fasts and finding them quite good for me. Nice. How often? I’m focusing on 18:6 five days a week. That seems to work nicely. Roughly once a week, and never on a day when I hit the gym. I find it's helping me better calibrate my appetite - I'm better able to tell...
by Brive1987
Fri Apr 16, 2021 9:04 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
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Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Keating wrote: I've been experimenting with 30 hour fasts and finding them quite good for me.
Nice. How often? I’m focusing on 18:6 five days a week. That seems to work nicely.
by Brive1987
Mon Apr 12, 2021 11:37 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

I do not approve the direction this conversation is heading. 🤔☠️
by Brive1987
Sun Apr 11, 2021 2:33 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

She’d have done better with flourless, egg white, protein bread.

by Brive1987
Sat Apr 10, 2021 11:53 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Keto, less the questionable ketosis magic, is simply swapping out carb based fuel sources in preference to protein and fat. Done cleanly, that’s a proxy for dropping refined grain and added sugar. Which is itself a proxy for losing processed multi ingredient foods and other “food like substances” a...
by Brive1987
Fri Apr 09, 2021 3:05 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Vale Prince Phillip at 99.

No card from the Queen.

Awkward for Harry and Megan. Phillip always was a bastard !
by Brive1987
Fri Apr 09, 2021 2:49 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Keto, less the questionable ketosis magic, is simply swapping out carb based fuel sources in preference to protein and fat. Done cleanly, that’s a proxy for dropping refined grain and added sugar. Which is itself a proxy for losing processed multi ingredient foods and other “food like substances” a...
by Brive1987
Thu Apr 08, 2021 6:29 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Back in the land of the living for now, discharged from the city today, and can get away with weekly bloodwork here and two-weekly visits down there. So happy to have the Hickman line yanked out of my chest today: this means bathing and sleeping may become feasible again. Brive will be happy to hea...
by Brive1987
Thu Apr 08, 2021 5:46 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
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Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Dreams crushed.

Penises unrequited

by Brive1987
Thu Apr 08, 2021 4:52 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Keto, less the questionable ketosis magic, is simply swapping out carb based fuel sources in preference to protein and fat. Done cleanly, that’s a proxy for dropping refined grain and added sugar. Which is itself a proxy for losing processed multi ingredient foods and other “food like substances” a...
by Brive1987
Thu Apr 08, 2021 4:20 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Keto, less the questionable ketosis magic, is simply swapping out carb based fuel sources in preference to protein and fat. Done cleanly, that’s a proxy for dropping refined grain and added sugar. Which is itself a proxy for losing processed multi ingredient foods and other “food like substances” ak...
by Brive1987
Thu Apr 08, 2021 3:17 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

And a whole-food, animal based, eating-window-constrained diet designed to chisel away visceral fat doesn’t stand a change. You haven't quite convinced me to go as far as you, but I am making my own breads, pasta and pastries from scratch, so I'm only relying on milled flour and processed milk. Bak...
by Brive1987
Wed Apr 07, 2021 3:28 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Here's one for Brive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2WFhh25eoQ Sam Harris thinks the future is ultra processed plants to replace meat. He’s probably correct. Doesn’t make it palatable. Society is hardwired into an UPF death spiral. Almost 60% of American calories consumed are UPF. 88% of the pop...
by Brive1987
Sun Apr 04, 2021 3:05 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

57% of calories consumed in the USA come from ultra processed food.
7 of the 11 top causes for death have a metabolic basis.
by Brive1987
Tue Mar 30, 2021 1:25 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
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Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

https...://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1375889790768320512?s=21 In all fairness, that Uber Eats driver was committing mass genocide with the food he delivered. Until those girls went full-brive on his ingredients list. Maybe it's a trend. Here's more food-conscious urban ladies... Behold the dieta...
by Brive1987
Sat Mar 27, 2021 11:33 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
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Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

City life. Two black kids steal an Uber with the owner dude half hanging out and then get into difficulties. ht://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1375889790768320512?s=21 Uber guy on the pavement looked to still be moving slightly so I'm not sure that the priorities of the military types were quite wh...
by Brive1987
Sat Mar 27, 2021 1:18 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

City life.

Two black kids steal an Uber with the owner dude half hanging out and then get into difficulties.

by Brive1987
Sat Mar 27, 2021 2:16 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show



A bit unstable when hot.
by Brive1987
Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:45 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Makes a change from the holy jihad I’m waging on Twitter against doctors and dieticians who are supporting the Krispy Kreme foray into vaccine politics. To Southerners, eating a Krispy Kreme donut is like taking communion. To Yankees, it tastes like a hunk of lard. Probably because it's basically a...
by Brive1987
Thu Mar 25, 2021 11:21 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

BTW, that is a beautifully painted 25mm figurine. From the Essex range if I’m not mistaken?

https://www.essexminiatures.co.uk/colle ... ucts/co17a
by Brive1987
Thu Mar 25, 2021 9:00 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
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Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Having fun watching old 1940s propaganda films. This one is called "The Negro Sailor". I just can't get enough of these. h://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAgVyluAXhE Thanks to Brive, I'm addicted to British Muzzleloaders. Here, the Hoser does a one-man reenactment of the Battle of Doner Kebab or somethi...
by Brive1987
Fri Mar 19, 2021 7:24 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
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Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Well that’s OK then.

I can handle agreement.
by Brive1987
Fri Mar 19, 2021 7:13 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Keating wrote: On the other hand, past “science” fuck ups, like Brive’s diet posts ...
I’m probably going to need a definition of “fuck up”.



by Brive1987
Wed Mar 17, 2021 11:03 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2505
Views: 117631

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Come back Steers, all is forgiven.