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by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Jun 19, 2021 6:56 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

So weird that Morgan Freeman was there to film it.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Jun 19, 2021 6:55 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

I imagined it like those carnival sledgehammer test, with a built-in scale you pressed your knee on. How hard would move a bar up a pole marked in ascending order with:
Just doing your job
Bad Cop
Racist Cop
Third Degree Murder
Second Degree Murder
What Fentanyl O.D.?
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Jun 18, 2021 2:08 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Newark, NJ unveils 700 lb statue of George Floyd: I_aint_that_kinda_statue.jpg No, the one on the left. This makes sense. People need heroes. This was the good part of tearing down all those statues last summer: room for the best that contemporary America has to offer. John should install one at hi...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Jun 18, 2021 12:58 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Newark, NJ unveils 700 lb statue of George Floyd:

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No, the one on the left.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Jun 18, 2021 9:03 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Big trouble in Fulton County, GA, which will undergo an election audit. - "100 batches of absentee ballots — each containing approximately 100 or more ballots" are missing; - Over two dozen batches of absentee ballots double-scanned; - "Five sequential batches of absentee votes each appeared with th...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Jun 17, 2021 1:17 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

the Supreme Court ruled Thursday that Philadelphia violated the First Amendment’s free exercise clause when the city stopped working with a Catholic organization that refused to certify same-sex couples as potential foster parents. Thursday’s ruling was a victory for Catholic Social Services, an or...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Jun 17, 2021 8:54 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
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Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Email to staffers from Chicago Mayor, Lori Lightfoot, leaked:

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by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Jun 17, 2021 4:15 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Weinstein ... posits that we potentially have an adequate set of treatment options to eliminate Covid before it adapts sufficiently to become a permanent problem, but the suppression of some of those options for political and/or financial reasons is wasting the opportunity. It is almost as if there...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Jun 16, 2021 9:41 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
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Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

she travels with cooking equipment to cook for her friends.
And that duffel bag full of Sudafed was for her sick friends.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Jun 16, 2021 9:29 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Uh oh. From our friends at another board, I learn that our old acquaintance Danielle Muscato has been profiled by the police and arrested on eight charges: https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/davea-rrest-3-png.2266984/ Danielle's friend has started a GoFundMe and is setting the record straight about ...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Jun 14, 2021 1:05 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

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From The Bee:
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by Matt Cavanaugh
Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:06 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
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Views: 117132

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Anyone else dealing with stuff like this? I've been having fun writing 6-page factchecks in response to an idiot promoting this on a local-news website, but the fact that the county government is also pushing this is troublesome. Who comes up with notions like this? Good for you. Me, when I'm confr...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Jun 12, 2021 10:35 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Though he was quite hard on himself in his apology.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Jun 12, 2021 10:29 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Zoom masturbator, Jeffrey Toobin, reinstated at CNN. I think he got off too easy, but different strokes for different folks, I guess.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertai ... 641703002/
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Jun 11, 2021 7:24 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

HelpingHand wrote: Never add a plus to a movement you fools!
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Jun 11, 2021 2:51 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Finally found a simple explanation of crypto currency that makes sense:

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon ... T15bZJCDjY
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Jun 11, 2021 12:03 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Service Dog wrote: Moss is a founding member of Green Gang
Those guys were some real head bangers!


by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Jun 10, 2021 3:37 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Apparently, the APsaA, realizing their Freudian modality is junk, reimagined themselves as anti-racist shrinks: We believe that as psychoanalysts our shared values include tolerance of difference, seeking emotional truth, empathy and listening, understanding the role of individual and collective tra...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Jun 10, 2021 8:14 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Paper in a medical journal describes whiteness as "a malignant, parasitic-like condition." Effective treatment consists of a combination of psychic and social-historical interventions. Such interventions can reasonably aim only to reshape Whiteness's infiltrated appetites—to reduce their intensity, ...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Jun 09, 2021 2:55 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

White men can't jump chimpout

by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Jun 09, 2021 6:32 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Sometimes, a dookie keeps bobbing up no matter how many times you flush: Democrats reach turning point with Manchin While a number of Democrats were careful with their public remarks, anger is building given the difficulties to passing major structural reforms now coming from within the party. “Ange...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Jun 09, 2021 6:10 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Tucker skewered Kamala last night. Something no man since Willie Brown has done.

by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Jun 08, 2021 10:24 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Lsuoma wrote: Looks like Sticky Dicky has been around...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Jun 08, 2021 6:05 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

On Air Force Two, Kamala handed out Kamala cookies to the press corps:
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by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Jun 08, 2021 6:00 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

https://twitter.com/RNCResearch/status/1402235488086507524 Rumor has it, the obama 3.0 crowd in the WH are shocked and horrified by Kamala's sloth and erratic behavior.* The plan was probably to have put Joe out to pasture by now, but now they're afraid to. Don't put it past Susan Rice to take down...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sun Jun 06, 2021 12:34 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Lsuoma wrote: Who is Phil Torres?
Some whiny little bitch.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:14 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

And here's your daily brawl at Miami International:

by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Jun 05, 2021 12:08 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

About the only perp a taser will work on is a naked one.

I would've instead employed hands-on grappling skills.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Jun 05, 2021 6:15 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

And for "imagines", read "fantasizes".
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Jun 05, 2021 6:15 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

HE was the one describing the event as a rape attempt That is perhaps slightly overstating the case. As I recall the individual concerned zoomed out of the room to speak with the authorities first. It was then completely covered up - to the extent that the woman involved never got to state her case...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Jun 04, 2021 1:43 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

John D wrote: One of the guys on the trip wouldn't eat the mushrooms because he was worried they had moose poop on them.
That's the best part!
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Jun 04, 2021 1:16 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

I must take umbrage with that article myself, however. You see an attractive speaker retiring for the night... Are you fucking kidding me? The alleged Elevatorguy allegedly saw her as attractive - this was from his alleged POV He DID have his beer goggle on, probably. Or maybe he just had a sixth s...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Jun 04, 2021 10:03 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

That’s a real rogues gallery of racists, rapists , evolutionary psychologists, and dishonest scum. He must love punishment and lawsuits. And still despises EP for conflicting with his lamarckism and Gaia Theory. And what the hell -- that head shot of Peez' makes him look like some vagrant. Pathetic...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Jun 04, 2021 9:47 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

I must take umbrage with that article myself, however.
You see an attractive speaker retiring for the night...
Are you fucking kidding me?
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Jun 04, 2021 7:43 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Service Dog wrote: Bringing your pistol camping reminds me of The Deerhunter.
This is this.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Jun 04, 2021 7:40 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Shit... now you have me thinking.... I wasn't planning on taking my pistol because it is pretty heavy to carry for a week.... and now I am second guessing. [/quote] Take your new Buck Mark, the one you're gonna buy tomorrow. And watch Paul Harrell's recent three-part video on surviving in the wild.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Jun 03, 2021 9:23 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

It's official: young, liberal, white women are mentally ill:

https://www.eviemagazine.com/post/over- ... -condition
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Jun 03, 2021 9:22 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

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Lsuoma wrote: So what ypou're saying is that no matter what treaties, agreements, alliances, whatever, powerful countries will always do what the fuck they want if they think they can get away with it.

Who would have thought!!!
Perish the thought. Us'n's are always nobly motivated - it's all y'all who are bad.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Jun 03, 2021 8:03 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Read 'violating sovereignty or neutrality' for 'violating neutrality'
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Jun 03, 2021 7:58 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

The Treaty of London was always regarded as binding the signatories to protect Belgian Independence. Britain, as one of the signatories, had promised to do so and the Germans knew this even if they disputed it later. No military alliance required. Whatever backroom deals were made between Britain a...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Jun 02, 2021 6:48 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Britain's treaty with Belgium wasn't secret though, was it? The British did not give the impression that they would abandon Belgium so I hardly think you can say Germany was sucker-punched when they initiated hostilities in the hope that Britain would ignore their obligation. There was no "rational...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Jun 02, 2021 4:04 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

I will hike with three friends for 6 days. If you took 6 friends, you could do it in 3 days. I guess we'll have to see if the lessons learned re: the Dyatlov Pass incident are the recipe for success. Depends if they're walking in an area populated by bigfeet, roving bands of radioactive Russian sup...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Jun 02, 2021 11:09 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

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MarcusAu wrote: The calvinists seem to have a clearer view of things - but I'm not electing to join them.
Was that meant as a pun?
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Jun 02, 2021 10:10 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

John D wrote: I will hike with three friends for 6 days.
If you took 6 friends, you could do it in 3 days.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Jun 02, 2021 10:04 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

I would disagree about there being no valid national interest. It is an arguable point. The treaty with Belgium was not negotiable though. Abandoning treaties out of self-interest tends to be frowned upon. The Germans mistakenly calculated that Britain would abandon the Belgians. Britain and France...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Jun 02, 2021 9:53 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Lsuoma wrote: WW1 as a bar fight.jpg
WWII: Germany comes back and burns down the bar with everyone inside.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Jun 02, 2021 6:37 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Murray says he is now a Christian, but his reasoning for the change (welcomed without exploration by Sullivan) appears to be a Dennett-like belief in belief—Christian values stop societies falling apart as most are not capable of behaving without outside supervision, ergo I have become a Christian ...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Jun 02, 2021 6:23 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

The US had no valid national interest in entering WWI. The sentiment of the general public was pro-neutrality, with that of the large German and Irish immigrant population either pro-Central Powers or anti-British. A small circle of plutocrats desired war and on the side of the Entente. They cranked...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Jun 01, 2021 9:15 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

John's been beaten to the punch with his theme park idea:



by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Jun 01, 2021 8:26 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Service Dog wrote: Seems fair to charge them an arm & a leg for it.
You ableist piece of shit, you.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Jun 01, 2021 6:37 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2481
Views: 117132

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

I recently read Roosevelt and Stalin: Portrait of a Partnership by Susan Butler, an incredibly naive dual hagiography that practically fellates both leaders, then blames Truman for fucking up the Four Policeman scheme. Further back, I read Ivan's War by Catherine Merridale. Interesting insight into ...