If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

fuzzy wrote:I stumbled upon this today, apparently from another time ...

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/56 ... c2a632.jpg

Except cows have a brain.

Indeed. I sometimes wonder why The Pit (which includes me) still bothers looking and laughing at her. She is a spent cartridge, all bent out of shape and with nothing left to give. And as ERV (PBUH) says, she may well be beyond the funny part of mental illness and into the serious. That is a big, a...

Indeed. I sometimes wonder why The Pit (which includes me) still bothers looking and laughing at her. She is a spent cartridge, all bent out of shape and with nothing left to give. And as ERV (PBUH) says, she may well be beyond the funny part of mental illness and into the serious. That is a big, a...

Perhaps the students were led askance of some rules, but they are students. Teachers should be held to a higher standard, particularly when they are 30 years older. I can agree with that but I still don't think we need to pull out the pitchforks for her. I can agree with that, too. I would be happy...

I've been reading the Red Rising books(think Hunger Games meets Red Mars). They're an enjoyable beach/airport read. It has me thinking about terraforming and I think Venus would be an easier job than Mars. I've just been doing simple math of percentages in my head and would need an actual smart per...

CommanderTuvok wrote:Another loopy SJW professor. Not sure what her age is, but she looks 40+, and she has the aposematism died hair thing going on...

http://www.thecollegefix.com/post/28952/

She doesn't seem that loopy to me, tbh. More like someone genuinely embarrassed about having to enforce a rule.

Someone just challenged me to find a single feminist who wants Salman Rushdie dead.

I can't help but think that there must be at least one...

I just glanced in at Pharyngula (a mistake, as usual) and noticed that he was predictably howling about a pro-gun article he'd read somewhere. And what offended him most? The argument that people should be allowed to own guns "because history". In other words, we should be allowed to own guns becaus...

What? Nobody's talking about Ke$ha and the hordes of proto-SJWs on Twitter believing every word she says? I come here for the antidote and you've got nothing?

Myers contradicts himself so quickly and blatantly that you have to wonder if he does it deliberately. On Feb 8 (today) he writes that Roosh is just using controversy to get attention. Later the same day, he writes that Robyn Blumner is absurd to suggest that people use controversy to get attention....

comhcinc wrote: -Rebecca Watson- also admits to have traded sex for food.

You mean she gave someone food to fuck her?

In 2014, Linda was dead. Michael was dead. And I remember this joke... Q "What do you call a dog with wings?" A "Linda McCartney" And in honor of the 30th anniversary of Challenger, Q What does NASA stand for? A Need Another Seven Astronauts. (oh, and what kind of teacher was Christa McAuliffe? She...

The mexicans weren't randomly coming here. They were being actively recruited, mostly by agribusiness. Because as it turns out, and the recent experiment in Georgia showed, you cannot pay enough for actual non-immigrant workers to go out and pick peaches in the blazing sun for 12+ hours a day and h...

I think the current kerfuffle over the Left trying to figure out whose side it's on in Cologne needs its own hashtag. May I suggest #TheCologneWars?

Dearie me! The good doctor Carrier has discovered the Alexa tool (I wonder where he got that from?): https://twitter.com/RichardCCarrier/status/684815897656049665 And of course thunderfoot sucks at science or is a liar! :lol: Did you read Carrier's entire rant? The spittle-to-noise ratio is remarka...

FTB is curiously quiet about the Cologne assaults. Strange, because it usually takes a far lower number of women to complain about getting assaulted in such a way for Peez et al to immediately start fulminating about rape culchah and them dirty menz. This time though, the usual suspects seem to be ...

I am still waiting to hear the Star Wars plot holes! How do the rebels witness the destruction of one planet when they're on a totally different planet? Are planets like really really close to each other, like Rocket Robin Hood? Didn't you used to need to steal secret codes and shuttles and stuff t...

The other day it was brought up that some people didn't like that Rey was able to do so much soon. I would like to defend that. Star Wars Spoilers Ahead So first you have to keep in mind that there is no luck in Star Wars. It's all the force. So there is something behind the scenes making things ha...

OK, I just read Myers' post about the oncologist that drugged and assaulted a woman. Myers seems to expect angry letters in his defense. He doesn't seem to realize that those letters aren't likely to materialize, and that posting this story was a huge miscalculation. He's inadvertently demonstrated ...

Sunder wrote:I have absolutely no reason to post this other than it's funny:

http://i.imgur.com/b6MHs6m.jpg

Man, those things are more played-out than Jon Stewart.

Turns out that if you bitchkick Jordan Brenner around long enough, he eventually rolls over and shows you his belly. https://twitter.com/JordanBrenner/status/614880470136918016 https://twitter.com/impossiblebones/status/614921895968804864 https://twitter.com/JordanBrenner/status/614922147941744640 h...

Damn, Rebecca, stop being such a cunt.

So if I ask people who Roy Keane is, what do you think the majority would say- he's that guy who told McCarthy to stick it up his bollocks, or, he's one of the best footballers of the modern age? Most people who don't care about football have forgotten about that incident and the people who know ab...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/01/heart-transplant-stokes-dies_n_6988756.html How The Stokes Manipulated The Media. "All the kids down in Who Hospital needed organs a lot. But The Stokes, who pushed to the front of the line, blew his shot. Although they say his heart was three sizes too bloat...

Shatterface as Guest wrote:
By analogy, the plural of 'house' is 'hice'.

Or else the plural of 'mouse' is 'mouses'.

Which it can be when we are talking about pointing devices used in computing.

Language is irregular. It's ambiguous. And it's evolving.

Shatterface

And why isn't the plural of 'home run' 'homes run'?

Steersman wrote:
ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:
rayshul wrote: ....

How dare you cast any doubts on Godfrey's character. The man is a champion of the oppressed.
Fuck me, I'd rather someone quoted Jesper quoting Nec quoting Welch quoting Nazi child porn than anything by Steersman. ....
"The best of the best of the best! Sir!"

"With honors!"

Thinking more about the ludicrous idea that Dawkins is somehow to blame for the numbnuts in NC shooting those folks. Imagine if someone told you that a 'famous atheist' snapped and shot three people to death in cold blood. If you then had to choose between PZ Myers and Richard Dawkins as the perpet...

Holt v. Hobbs, anyone? As much as I think Alito and Scalia are religious nutters, it's clear that many liberals (including some â€™pitters) were completely off-base when they insisted that the Court's conservative justices only ruled in favor of Hobby Lobby because the company's owners are Christia...

another lurker wrote:
Jesper wrote:Against who have I been advocating violence?
Waler Ego's penis.

Talk about a microaggression. :rimshot:

How the hell does Nerd get cis white dude from the name 'caseyrock'? Casey is a gender-neutral name and the only Rock I can think of is the black comedian Chris Rock. Anyway, I thought all nerds were rapists. Myers and Benson say so. Shatterface Perhaps he is from the Vancouver area and cannot hear...

Shatterface as Guest wrote:
Kirbmarc wrote:Has anyone seen Gone Girl?
I haven't yet so please NO SPOILERS.

Shatterface

She's a dude.

Easy J wrote:Hey, I have a frenulum! Thanks, Slymepit. I'd have never learned this otherwise.

So, how do you manage to screw it up under normal use?

I tore mine fucking a canteloupe.

Skeptickle wrote: The Abrahamic texts as anti-incest. That's a laugh. IIRC there was the part where Lot's daughter's had to get him drunk before they raped him but that was only excused because they thought they were saving mankind from extinction. :?: Oh, there's more: http://listverse.com/2008/05...

Skeptickle wrote: The Abrahamic texts as anti-incest. That's a laugh. IIRC there was the part where Lot's daughter's had to get him drunk before they raped him but that was only excused because they thought they were saving mankind from extinction. :?: Oh, there's more: http://listverse.com/2008/05...

Apparently The Weeknd was arrested for punching a cop in the head.

Why is it that nobody wants to give white people credit for the times a black guy punches a cop in the face and DOESN'T get shot?

http://www.rap-up.com/2015/01/12/the-we ... e-officer/

KiwiInOz wrote:
jjbinx007 wrote:Look down his twitter stream... he's definitely a poe.

"Gettin' figgy wit' it' is cultural appropriation.

Tribble wrote:
Cunt of Personality wrote:http://i.imgur.com/F0OBhlw.jpg
If his head isn't abnormally small, scaling from that means his arms are almost big as my waist -- as wide, but not quite the depth. And that's frightening.

Yeah but I'm betting you can outrun him.

They're probably confused, because men started to say that those anorexic top models were off-putting. There's that and there's this: http://yuefair.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/plus-size-models-wanted1.jpg http://yuefair.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/plus-size-model-ashley-graham1.jpg https://s...

As they say in Brazil, "Bone is for the dog, meat is for the man".

strayling wrote:A thought about not punching down: does it mean that you have to stop fighting as soon as you start to win?

Serious question which has been bothering me. Tell me what to think, Slymepit!

'Start to win' is as meaningless as 'very unique'. You've either won or you haven't.

Excuse that "()". I was going to put something in it, but changed my mind! I thought it was a lesbian secret symbol, rather like a masonic handshake. It does look like a yoni, indeed. Somewhat apropos of which, I've seen speculation that the christian fish symbol (ichtus) is derived from an ancient...

screwtape wrote:
Scented Nectar wrote:Excuse that "()". I was going to put something in it, but changed my mind!
I thought it was a lesbian secret symbol, rather like a masonic handshake.

I thought her magic laptop did it when her Internet connection went down.

Brive1987 wrote:
James Caruthers wrote:http://i.imgur.com/hhiL5dP.jpg
BOOYAH, BITCHES
:dance:
I'd like to be the meat in their sandwich.
:bjarte:

More like the olive stuck on top.

JacquesCuze wrote:

Is that even accurate French? The way I was taught, it would be #JeNeSuisPasCharlie

Is it a false impression of mine, or is the verb "to grok" really only used by Social Justice Warriors? Is it one of their shibboleths? First time I ever heard it was on SNL. And that was back in the Dana Carvey era. In fact, it was the same episode where William Shatner told Trekkies to 'get a lif...

[youtube]b2OcKQ_mbiQ[/youtube] That...is incredibly sexist. The girl is just a passive object for the male to act upon. Now if I had been in charge of that project, I'd have ended it with the boys refusing to slap her...and then she slaps the shit out of them. "Yeah, that's how that works, kid. Get...

Really? wrote:
Hmm...Daz is smarter than it looks.

For the record, calling people you don't like 'it' is one of my least favorite Horde-isms, and I'd prefer not to see it take root here.

Heh heh. Nice one. Wish they'd attacked it harder.

I come back and the Pit's exploded.

What's this about a prank? Where should I start reading?

B) Which was maybe undestandable from the French viewpoint, but the English? Anything is better than English cooking, or so goes the legend. Aye. But the English weren't dropping any hints about force-feeding it to them at the time. Also, the notion that English cooking is bad is a pernicious Frogg...

This reminds me of one of my favorite surface contradictions in US law: all officials must swear to protect and defend the Constitution, but some of them are also allow to propose amendments to the Constitution. If something is changed - e.g., by amendment - then it isn't the same as before. So, it...

Really? wrote:PENIS HARD! RED ALERT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

I.....I RAN ALL THE WAY HERE....

BECKYBOOZE LOOZE PATREON?!?!?!

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Were you under your porch diggin, Vern-o?

More and more I'm wondering if there is even such a thing as sexual orientations, or merely sexual tastes. Tastes that develop for who knows what reasons in one's early development, but which can change.

Remember this guy? He identifies as straight now.

[youtube]EzNhaLUT520[/youtube]

Yeah, Oolon's always lied about his fixation on the Pit. He was the one who infected the FtBers with their own obsession. At first, they hated him because he wouldn't shut up. He was warned off again and again to not talk about the Pit, they weren't interested. After a while though, Ophelia's chron...

I'm having a huge headache trying to set up a network between my desktop and my laptop. Basically, I want to be able to access my main personal desktop folder from my laptop, pull things out of it, etc. Laptop connected to wireless network? Check. Desktop folder shareable? Check. Both computers in t...

MacGruberKnows wrote:Let's try this again:

MacGruberKnows wrote:This is probable the reality:

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b112/ ... /RK001.jpg

Why setle for a robot cat when you can be a robot flying cat?

[youtube]jityxjT4Tk0[/youtube]

So why is A Million Gods still up?

SoylentAtheist wrote:

Is that copy/paste wheel actually a thing? That would be pretty handy...

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:I've just discovered Sunny Leone. Porn will never be the same again.

Unrelated: limp wrist.

I'm partial to Allie Sin myself. Nice tats.

#Avicadabra? Poof, his credibility's gone.

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