If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

CommanderTuvok wrote:
Brive1987 wrote:The weak-as-piss anti Trump effort at the Orbit is the final nail for them. Most of the cripples haven't even addressed the issue.
You saying The Orbit failed to take off.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[I know this gag has been done to death, but I still love it]

What goes around, comes around.

This has been my earworm for the election and I feel the need to share:

https://youtu.be/28Rh9zRdXxA

yeah right that works just fine :)

The Cowntess breaks her silence at last, to drop a great big popcorn-studded turd on Ophelia: http://freethoughtblogs.com/almostdiamonds/2015/08/07/what-is-a-blogger-to-do/ http://www.freezepage.com/1438970396XYGDLQBRGY I'm almost moved to applaud just how maliciously poisonous that article is. Sho...

s/h//

Should have known he'd use a poncy spelling.

I don't know if any of you lot have heard of The Now Show on R4 but John Holmes had a real good rant about Twitter witchhunts and Nobel prize winners.

Podcast available at your friendly neighbourhood Google.

If this Steersman loghorroeathon lasts much longer I swear I'm going to set up a Kickstarter to buy Rebecca Watson her own elevator.

For Godfrey:

http://i.imgur.com/apsqJtp.png

In case anyone gives a toss what I think, I think that when she found herself on the wrong side of positive discrimination she decided to game the system. Worth try, I suppose.

I'm posting this merely in order to mess up the active user statistics.

You fuckers had to complain, didn't you? Go and look at the kickstarter now! (Trigger warning for mind-bending horrible photograph!). :lol: :lol: :clap: She has to have been reading the 'Pit and noticed how much we love that picture. Well played, Malady. Are you saying she's a troll, level Parsehol...

Lsuoma wrote:You fuckers had to complain, didn't you? Go and look at the kickstarter now! (Trigger warning for mind-bending horrible photograph!).

:lol: :lol: :clap:

She has to have been reading the 'Pit and noticed how much we love that picture. Well played, Malady.

Forget all that MBTI bollocks, the fortune files tell me all I need to know about personality types. E.g.: PISCES (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the CIA or FBI. You have minor influence over your associates and people resent your flaunting ...

JackSkeptic wrote:
So WeArePlethora is polyamorous by default every time he they masturbate?

Worse, he's almost certainly committing rape and definitely indulging in bestiality.

Those poor headmates.

Ok slymies, I know a bunch of you know about this stuff, so what are your thoughts? Woman's stool transplant leads to 'tremendous weight gain' It's quite interesting and quite believable (to me, anyway) that your gut ecosystem makes such a difference. I wonder what proportion of our calorific intak...

Ok slymies, I know a bunch of you know about this stuff, so what are your thoughts? Woman's stool transplant leads to 'tremendous weight gain' It's quite interesting and quite believable (to me, anyway) that your gut ecosystem makes such a difference. I wonder what proportion of our calorific intak...

Ok slymies, I know a bunch of you know about this stuff, so what are your thoughts? Woman's stool transplant leads to 'tremendous weight gain' It's quite interesting and quite believable (to me, anyway) that your gut ecosystem makes such a difference. I wonder what proportion of our calorific intak...

What do you actually have to do to join MENSA? I had an IQ test as part of my Asperger's assessment and I had assumed that was standard practice, if only to rule out other conditions. I did rather well in that clinical environment but my nerves tend to get the better of me in exam-style conditions....

Ok slymies, I know a bunch of you know about this stuff, so what are your thoughts? Woman's stool transplant leads to 'tremendous weight gain' It's quite interesting and quite believable (to me, anyway) that your gut ecosystem makes such a difference. I wonder what proportion of our calorific intake...

Brive1987 wrote:
strayling wrote:
Rugby union is for the bourgeoisie and similar fellow travelers anyway. League is the people's sport.
Only if you live the wrong side of the Gladesville Bridge.

Or east of the Dee, so yeah - point conceded.

No doubt. Even one knows Highlander is the best movie of all time. Followed by Smokey and the Bandit. No, that would be Hardware, followed by Crank. As for Starship Troopers (the novel), I've read a theory that we have people's inability to spot the satire to blame for Heinlein subsequently writing...

Ago that's what forwards did/do. From the wing it looked like a homo-cluster fuck. 'Not that there ...... ' We were doing the hard yards while you nancy boys were comparing hair styles and nail polish. Want to fuck up hard work - give it to a back. Rugby union is for the bourgeoisie and similar fel...

What word(s) did I use to get the following sent to moderation at Michael Nugent's? I have a humble suggestion (that is actually on-topic for this thread): My understanding of the â€œDear Muslimaâ€ debacle is that some people thought that Dawkins was implying that an unsolicited offer of coffee wa...

"thx", not "the". Stop oppressing me, spellcheek.

Does anyone outside the UK know the fuck what we are talking about? I've seen countless references to distinctly British cultural icons like Doctor Who in US shows but I've never seen a reference to Carry On , an essential part of our cultural heritage. Does Carry On travel? Shatterface [USAian] I ...

CaptainFluffyBunny wrote:Strayling, bears aren't people either! They just want to steal our bicycles!

In my defence I'd just been watching "Revolver" and came over all gnomic for a sec.

I do. They can ride bicycles. http://www.strangefeed.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Thieve-Steals-Circus-Bears-Bike.jpg That picture makes me want to hurt the fucking gyppo bastards who made a mockery of that bear. Some cultures deserve to die. Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserv...

Lsuoma wrote:I also have acquired a dinosaur, as a result of the laxative I'm taking for my colonoscopy tomorrow. The dinosaur in question is a megasorearse.

:rimshot: and :clap:

I will not say "I was thinking" again tonight.

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote: Good call. Breslaw can be Damion: hangs around with the cool guy (Sid/Pit), but just stands there brainlessly repeating the word "Blmey".

I was thinking Breslaw as Nerd, but that works too. :mrgreen:

:-) Not "are god" but "like god" - as we all are; something built into the warp and woof of the fabric of the universe ... so to speak. ;-) "Carry On Skepting" could be quite a fun movie. Cast: Barbara Windsor as Rebecca Watson Charles Hawtrey as PZ Myers Kenneth Williams as that precious Tony! fel...

"Carry On Skepting" could be quite a fun movie. Cast: Barbara Windsor as Rebecca Watson Charles Hawtrey as PZ Myers Kenneth Williams as that precious Tony! fellow Hattie Jaques as Ophelia Benson Leslie Phillips as Michael Shermer \ I'd think up more but my glass is empty and happy hour is nearly ov...

"Carry On Skepting" could be quite a fun movie. Cast: Barbara Windsor as Rebecca Watson Charles Hawtrey as PZ Myers Kenneth Williams as that precious Tony! fellow Hattie Jaques as Ophelia Benson Leslie Phillips as Michael Shermer \ I'd think up more but my glass is empty and happy hour is nearly ov...

Careful, Steers. You'll prove that you are god if you carry on like that. :-) Not "are god" but "like god" - as we all are; something built into the warp and woof of the fabric of the universe ... so to speak. ;-) "Carry On Skepting" could be quite a fun movie. Cast: Barbara Windsor as Rebecca Wats...

comhcinc wrote:

I do. They can ride bicycles.

http://www.strangefeed.com/wp-content/u ... s-Bike.jpg

That picture makes me want to hurt the fucking gyppo bastards who made a mockery of that bear. Some cultures deserve to die.

These have been doing the rounds:

http://i.imgur.com/eKbCDjN.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/AtsROxl.jpg

(Disclosure: I've changed strayling's variation on Ms Benson's name to "Ophelia" at the end of the quote above based on my personal preference) <usenet>You're allowed.</usenet> Nice job doing all the cut/paste/archive stuff that I was far too lazy to bother with. The Deep Rifts appear to be develop...

Ophelia and friends will not like this article by Christina Hoff Sommers about "rape culture": http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/01/23/the-media-is-making-college-rape-culture-worse.html Happy birthday to Phil! We share a birthday! Now that she's racist Ophelia doesn't have any friends. :(...

Dear Pit, I need your collective advice. I have been literally twitching, sniffling and sharting with depression, anxiety, rage, and depressed, anxious rage all day. See, there's this African-American coworker I'm friends with. Today my friend referred to an annoying client of ours, a fellow PoC, a...

Link to the story? I'll try to find it once again. Damn, I have to start saving the link for these things the first time I read them. Specially when they're not googleable. http://www.ericzhang.me/lizardstresser-user-enumeration/ One entry on that list stood out for some reason: colluphid, 102750 P...

OK, I'll be the one to say it. I do hope the dumbass didn't just od on something.

For a while I was vomiting after every meal until I realised I was eating a lot of cheese and washing it down with orange. I'm not smart. I am not familiar with any issue with a cheese/citrus fruit combo causing problems. Brie cheese with orange marmalade is also popular. This person certainly enjo...

Jesper wrote:Sad sad pit.

Talk among yourselves.

And come back tome when you've thought of some decent honest questions.

Weed time. :-)

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Jesper wrote:Guys, look at your post counts compared to mine.

Maybe it's time to accept that you are all talk.

Phear my low post count!

My theory (which is mine, etc.) is that Myers' blog is one big PoeMo con job. He's created an in-group/out-group dynamic and is seeing how far it can be pushed before the wheels come off, like that Stanstead experiment. What he hasn't figured out is that all his commenters* are, themselves, long-ter...

Kirbmarc wrote:
A thought about not punching down: does it mean that you have to stop fighting as soon as you start to win?
It's pretty easy, actually.

[...]

:pray:

Please let there not be a test because there's no way I can fit that cheat sheet on my fist.

Kirbmarc wrote:
Tell that to any Bond villain...
PZ as Blofeld, La-den as his right hand cat, Ophelia as Rosa Klebb, Lousy Canuck as Emilio Largo and Rebecca Watson as Elektra King. maybe throw in Miri as Xenia Onatopp.

To the Shoop mobile!

Curse you for the mental image of PZ Galore.

A thought about not punching down: does it mean that you have to stop fighting as soon as you start to win? Serious question which has been bothering me. Tell me what to think, Slymepit! 'Start to win' is as meaningless as 'very unique'. You've either won or you haven't. Tell that to any Bond villa...

A thought about not punching down: does it mean that you have to stop fighting as soon as you start to win? Serious question which has been bothering me. Tell me what to think, Slymepit! 'Start to win' is as meaningless as 'very unique'. You've either won or you haven't. Fair point, if a bit nitpic...

A thought about not punching down: does it mean that you have to stop fighting as soon as you start to win?

Serious question which has been bothering me. Tell me what to think, Slymepit!

I have read plenty of comments regarding the nature of the cartoons of Charlie Hebdo. The last I've read was how Ophelia Benson, our new Honorary Slymepitter as per Gilliel, is still trying to pin down what to think of these cartoons. Then it occured to me that I somehow don't think that way. I don...

Guilt by association. You could be an associate of kolnnauzer so your contributions have been judged on that basis as unacceptable, regardless of their content. PZ should also ban the Islamophobic bastard who wrote the horrible things that kolnnauzer quoted in his posts. Oh, wait... No, Myers has o...

comhcinc wrote:
another lurker wrote:In other news, radfems are responsible for feminizing the church and creating pedophile priests

http://www.fark.com/comments/8550464/De ... le-priests
I remember when fark was cool.

You'll get over it :|

Ericb wrote:
You can call it Feminal Farm.

*tiny fist of rage*

According to some SJW vegans I've seen on the 'net, most definetely. Although they usually focus on the inseminating part as being rape. Everyone knows bulls are horny bastards and enjoy being jacked off regardless of who or what is doing it. The damsely cows are the real victims here. Maybe that c...

Of course shortly after this, the lead singer started hallucinating, was locked up in a mental institution briefly. Then she joined the Hare Krishna's for world peace or some shit. That first album though... Awesome shit! And I see your point wrt that lyric at the end :) Yeah, bit of a shame about ...

Are the Jack Vance books any good? I know that he wrote a lot (and, if Wikipedia is to be trusted, influenced a lot of people, including the author you've been talking about), but I only know him for having inspired the D&D magic system. He has a unique, mannered, style which I love and some people...

In the spirit of A+, FTB should rebrand itself as FTB-, short for FTB-Avicenna.

dogen wrote:
deLurch wrote:
Billie from Ockham wrote:Do you ever troll math web-sites, arguing that 2+2 is something other than 4, just to provide balance there?
'2,' '+' and '4' are human constructs.
2 electrons + 2 protons = 4 particles, yet has a net charge of 0.
2 is a human construct? Hmmm, my ballsack says otherwise.

You have alien testes?

rayshul wrote:What the fuck is going on

People taking themselves far too seriously.

Parody Accountant wrote:I found this on my troll tumblr. What gender(s) are you s/h/its?

http://i.imgur.com/3eMMtv5.png

(it should link off-pit so you can read it)

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, Bigenders are from Blefescu.

https://twitter.com/gorskon/status/546314027463634946 Note the leading '.' He's doing my work for me. :lol: Wait, wait, don't tell me PZ has even pissed off NPR. From the same Twitter exchange: Peter Sagal (@petersagal) @pzmyers I had assumed you've offended sex; you've gleefully offended everythin...

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