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Tigzy wrote:Then again, there's at least some seeds of hope that Islam itself could be quite comfortable in a secular world, and perhaps even be coming to grips with its own age of enlightenment.
I'm not sure I'm quite as optimistic as yourself, and you're right that Chowdhary et al love the conflation of racism/anti-Islamism. They seem more than happy to turn the fruits of enlightenment to their advantage (free speech, freedom of expression, human rights etc) yet would deny those very things if only they had any authority.
The concept of a Muslim 'Ummah', or single global body of Muslims makes it extremely difficult to criticise any aspect of the faith. In order to critique a single aspect of Islam, you must first insult or offend a huge number of average Mohammads as well as a bunch of extreme leftist UAF who will be only too happy to be offended on their behalf.
I find the contrast between the largely Sikh immigrants of the '70's and the modern muslims (native and immigrant) is quite staggering. What makes them so different? There is a huge elephant in the room and in my opinion it's mainly religious and not so much culturally motivated. Sikhs and Hindus do not seem to have the same grievances as many Muslims do People like the EDL are doing themselves no favours at all, in that they are the obvious choice for any far right groups to affiliate with and of course that is all anyone sees in the press.
People who may have had sympathy with their grievances have been put off by the 'ray gun' stuff and the Chowdary's of this world are laughing all the way to the dole office.
If change is to happen, it will have to be from the bottom up, a groundswell of popular opinion that gradually effects change, rather than a top-down change from the Imams etc as this would necessitate a revision of scripture, which I don't think likely.
Well again, I have to emphasise that I'm speaking of a very limited sample, and that sample itself could depend on the demographics of my particular area. I don't live in a very multi-racial town, and the 'diluting' effect of the majority culture - amongst other possible variables, such as employment prospects, crime rates etc. - could play some part in the secularisation of the muslims I'm aware of (though I should add that one of my muslim acquaintances is from London). How it might be be in, say, Bradford, which has a large muslim community (largely descended from Pakistani immigrants, I believe) I can't say, having never lived or even been there. I think it fair to point out, though, that much of the percieved 'threat' from the Islamists can be down to the sensationalist attitudes of the press. I recall when that gang of Choudhary-ites were protesting the funerals of the British soldiers who had been stationed in Afghainistan, and in typical fashion, the papers were not shy of posting screaming Jihadi Rage Boy pics across the sheets. What they largely failed to report on, however, were the counter-demonstrations by the BDSM (British Muslims for Secular Democracy). Again, to me this is a sign that there's a definite streak of secularism within the British muslim community. If it's a strong streak which is, at the moment, shy of coming out - well, I can only hope. But something is there, at least.

That said, as tragic events have proved, it only needs the tinest handful of militant Islamists to cause carnage, which is why I'm certainly not suggesting complacency. And this strain of violent religious militancy does appear more prominent in Islam, than - as you point out - Sikhism, for example. Certainly, the sikhs I've seen appear to have found the perfect medium, in retaining a strong religeo-cultural identity while at the same time being very much at ease with the non-sikh population. I expect Islam has a lot of trouble in this regard in that it espouses deficiency on the part of non-muslims, and robust - if not violent, depending on your interpretation - exhortations that the deficient should convert to Islam or submit to its authority. Whereas with other religious identities from the Indian subcontinent, such as Sikhism and Hinduism, there are no such demands that I am aware of (though it should be noted that militant Hinduism is a force in India, as espoused by Bal Thackeray and his Shiv Sena party).

As for UAF. Fuckin joke - as are the SWP. That's the problem with socialism - or at least, left-leaning organisations - as it tends to attract the trust-fund SJWs like flies. I guess my leftiness - such as it is - in being more concerned about renationalising public utilities, the right of workers to join unions and not be exploited, etc etc, is kind of old fashioned these days.

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Dilurk wrote:
Do I finally make my position clear?
Twice as clear!

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Yes. I am SLAMMING MY HEAD ON MY DESK OVER AND AGAIN!!!!! It's not fucking misogyny: http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterflies ... lt-choice/

Ophelia is such a complete and utter moron. Why, oh why, do I subject myself to her raving lunatic posts????

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ReneeHendricks wrote:Yes. I am SLAMMING MY HEAD ON MY DESK OVER AND AGAIN!!!!! It's not fucking misogyny: http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterflies ... lt-choice/

Ophelia is such a complete and utter moron. Why, oh why, do I subject myself to her raving lunatic posts????
I'm appalled too. She's still using Internet Explorer!!!! :shock:

That said, the IE that comes with Windows WP phones is the mutt's nuts. Best phone browser I've ever used.

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Tigzy wrote:
ReneeHendricks wrote:Yes. I am SLAMMING MY HEAD ON MY DESK OVER AND AGAIN!!!!! It's not fucking misogyny: http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterflies ... lt-choice/

Ophelia is such a complete and utter moron. Why, oh why, do I subject myself to her raving lunatic posts????
I'm appalled too. She's still using Internet Explorer!!!! :shock:

That said, the IE that comes with Windows WP phones is the mutt's nuts. Best phone browser I've ever used.
LOL I didn't even pay attention to that. As a web dev, I have Opera, Chrome, FF, Safari, and a few versions of IE - all open and used depending upon which monitor I'm looking at. Though, I have to admit to not being a fan of IE.

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Ack. That's "puerility", of course.

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Pinker wrote: Program for Australian Skeptics National Convention 2012, November 30
http://i.imgur.com/OuL4m.jpg
I have friend who lives in the future. He has sent me a transcript of Beccy Whatnot's talk that she will be giving in Australia this November. Here you go:
So I was in the bar last night and, uh...[audience laughs]...yeah I know, right! Ahaha! So I was in the...erm...the bar last night, and PZ was there and...[audience whoops]...yeah, right, go PZ! Let's hear it for PZ...[drinks "water" while audience chants the Meyers Incantation. Meyers responds with a gracious blessing motion]. So...errm...so I was in the bar last night, and, so, PZ turns to me and is, like, "Aren't you talking tomorrow, Beccy?". [audience makes "uh oh" noise, like this is a sitcom] And, - ahaha I know, right? - I'm like "no, that's not until...oh crap, you're right!" [audience laughs, forgetting they've paid actual money to watch this].

I know, right? Ahaha. So, I'm like "PZ, what am I supposed to be talking about, because" - ahaha - "I haven't even looked at the program yet." Ahaha. And PZ - all credit to the guy, he stepped up because I was so wasted at this point - it was, like, 9.30 - that I had, like, no chance of...ahaha...like no chance of getting my shit together enough to find out. And PZ said something about...I'm wasted at this point right?...something...ahaha...something about social media and feminism, or it might have been atheism, I don't know because...ahaha...I don't know, because I was, like...ahaha...I was, like, wasted at this point.

So, long story short, I...ahaha, I know, right...long story short, I didn't get round to writing the talk to go with my published title. I know, right? Ahaha. So instead, I thought I'd read to you a little story. So I printed off this piece I wrote for Slate recently [audience whoops like they've got 10,000 Volts going through their sphincters] yeah, I know, right? Ahaha. So, I printed this thing off at the hotel and...I know, right? Ahaha...printed it off at at the hotel and I thought I'd read it out, which is actually pretty cool, right? Like a beat smack poetry session or something? Ahaha.

I know, right?

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Have any of you guys ever read The Image, by Daniel Boorstin? Old book. I understand it's a classic of some sort. We had to read it freshman year at the college I went to. About the manipulation of reality by means of fabricating "events" and reporting them in the media. Specifically the book argues (quite famously) that McCarthyism was primarily a media phenomenon in the sense that certain narratives (i.e. Communist conspiracy to infiltrate the American government) were given play in the press, and that a too credulous public, confronted with the allegation of a "very serious problem" reacted with the paranoid hysteria we associate with the 1950s.

McCarthy, according to Boorstin, was (besides being a gifted bullshit artist) first and foremost a gifted manipulator of newsprint. He would call a press conference, claim that he was in possession of a list recording the names of 500 known members of the Communist party. The mere assertion that he possessed such a list, having being repeated uncritically ad infinitum in the press, transformed the allegation into a "psuedo-event" (in the language of Boorstin) - an event which is not an event, but rather a media-based fiction promoting a distorted view of reality, which then leads to the unfortunate result of causing people to respond to their new "pseudo-environment" the way they would their actual environment, and consequently leading to poor collective choices.

Pseudo-events in combination lead to "pseudo-images" - representations of reality based upon media narratives, but diverging widely from any sort of verifiable fact. Thus isolated and dubious events become conflated and expanded into "Communist Conspiracy" including anyone and everyone - President Eisenhower included, as the Birchers famously asserted.

Anyhow, this new publicity for Watson and company in the press doesn't really surprise me. The whole thing's practically made for old media. They gave us "Communist infiltration" in the 1950s and "Satanic Ritual Abuse" in the 1980s. Not surprised that they could be feeding off of any other moral panic that might come their way.

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Tigzy wrote:
..As for UAF. Fuckin joke - as are the SWP. That's the problem with socialism - or at least, left-leaning organisations - as it tends to attract the trust-fund SJWs like flies. I guess my leftiness - such as it is - in being more concerned about renationalising public utilities, the right of workers to join unions and not be exploited, etc etc, is kind of old fashioned these days...
Well, I agree with what you've said, in particular the omission of the BDSM counter protest by the media. Unfortunate acronyms aside, they should be given more press.
When I see the EDL clash with UAF, I can never make up my mind which group is the more moronic. I certainly don't consider the rent-a-mob picketing of a funeral a huge national security issue, and UAF, well, where to begin?
It wouldn't be fair to leave out the Tamil Tigers out of a discussion about Hindu militia. I was in Columbo in '94 or '95 when the Tigers conducted a bombing campaign in the city, yep they are pretty ruthless and it did mar my holiday somewhat.
That said, I do have a fondness for India and it's people - I'm going again in January believe or not to get my teeth done :) Do I pay the £5800 I was quoted by my dentist here, or do I pay a fraction of that and have a holiday to boot? no contest.
WRT the trains; even though I'm all over the shop politically,(and not especially well read) I definately think a re-nationalised rail system would ultimately be a good thing.

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Eat your heart out, Peezus

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Argh. Stupid post button. Anyway, Professor Ceiling Cat with two of the four horseman. And he describes this photo* as “Two Horsemen and a Pony Boy.”. Eat shit, Peezus, you two-bit nobody.

*http://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com ... -the-boys/

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ReneeHendricks wrote:Yes. I am SLAMMING MY HEAD ON MY DESK OVER AND AGAIN!!!!! It's not fucking misogyny: http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterflies ... lt-choice/

Ophelia is such a complete and utter moron. Why, oh why, do I subject myself to her raving lunatic posts????

I dunno, you have a silly streak?

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And I'd like to add that, and this is not just because of his love of kittehs, that Jerry Coyne (a.k.a. Professor Ceiling Cat) is ten thousand times the person that PZ will ever be.

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ReneeHendricks wrote:
Tigzy wrote:
ReneeHendricks wrote:Yes. I am SLAMMING MY HEAD ON MY DESK OVER AND AGAIN!!!!! It's not fucking misogyny: http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterflies ... lt-choice/

Ophelia is such a complete and utter moron. Why, oh why, do I subject myself to her raving lunatic posts????
I'm appalled too. She's still using Internet Explorer!!!! :shock:

That said, the IE that comes with Windows WP phones is the mutt's nuts. Best phone browser I've ever used.
LOL I didn't even pay attention to that. As a web dev, I have Opera, Chrome, FF, Safari, and a few versions of IE - all open and used depending upon which monitor I'm looking at. Though, I have to admit to not being a fan of IE.
IE's engine is solid, but the app itself is just...well, it's "enterprise software". So functional, but you have to be beaten a lot to actually like it.

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Re: Eat your heart out, Peezus

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Git wrote:Argh. Stupid post button. Anyway, Professor Ceiling Cat with two of the four horseman. And he describes this photo* as “Two Horsemen and a Pony Boy.”. Eat shit, Peezus, you two-bit nobody.

*http://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com ... -the-boys/
Yeah, you can tell that Peezus would like to be there so bad he's bleeding out of his arsehole. He almost certainly hoped to replace Hitch as a Horseman, and I really do think that he might have believed he had a chance. About as much chance as pterodactyls flying out my arse!!!

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ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote: So, long story short, I...ahaha, I know, right...long story short, I didn't get round to writing the talk to go with my published title. I know, right? Ahaha. So instead, I thought I'd read to you a little story. So I printed off this piece I wrote for Slate recently [audience whoops like they've got 10,000 Volts going through their sphincters] yeah, I know, right? Ahaha. So, I printed this thing off at the hotel and...I know, right? Ahaha...printed it off at at the hotel and I thought I'd read it out, which is actually pretty cool, right? Like a beat smack poetry session or something? Ahaha.

I know, right?
Well, I guess she will not be following in the Twatson footsteps any time soon:

http://mybrownbaby.com/wp-content/uploa ... -Teens.jpg

She will either hate her mother for life, or turn out as a productive member of society. Too late for our Becky though.

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Fuck me, now even fortune cookies are getting lippy. Mine just said:

"Your problem just got bigger.
Think. What have you done."

Really?

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Lsuoma wrote:
Git wrote:Argh. Stupid post button. Anyway, Professor Ceiling Cat with two of the four horseman. And he describes this photo* as “Two Horsemen and a Pony Boy.”. Eat shit, Peezus, you two-bit nobody.

*http://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com ... -the-boys/
Yeah, you can tell that Peezus would like to be there so bad he's bleeding out of his arsehole. He almost certainly hoped to replace Hitch as a Horseman, and I really do think that he might have believed he had a chance. About as much chance as pterodactyls flying out my arse!!!
Krauss had been a horseman in waiting for yrs anyways - there never was a vacancy

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Lsuoma wrote:I think Robert Crumb sums it up well:

http://whyevolutionistrue.files.wordpre ... =469&h=480
Oh, Crumb... he was taking the piss out of a lot of nonsense since before most of you were a broken rubber accident -

http://i.imgur.com/OmpaK.jpg
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JackRayner wrote:Wow. An asshole saying that people he doesn't understand deserve physical harm...and he's supposed to be one of the good guys? Okay.
Oh, here's some more BfC -

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Probably is a card carrying Mensa member.

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ReneeHendricks wrote:Yes. I am SLAMMING MY HEAD ON MY DESK OVER AND AGAIN!!!!! It's not fucking misogyny: http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterflies ... lt-choice/

Ophelia is such a complete and utter moron. Why, oh why, do I subject myself to her raving lunatic posts????
That New Yorker article she quoted is definitely some rather heavy handed satire, although "spot on", I think. But one has to wonder why you would be thinking, apparently, that the Rethuglicans – as someone aptly described them – aren’t a rather misogynistic, not to mention theocratic and anti-intellectual, bunch. Or maybe you didn’t see that cartoon that Lsuoma posted:

http://whyevolutionistrue.files.wordpre ... =469&h=480[/quote]

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ReneeHendricks wrote:Yes. I am SLAMMING MY HEAD ON MY DESK OVER AND AGAIN!!!!! It's not fucking misogyny: http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterflies ... lt-choice/

Ophelia is such a complete and utter moron. Why, oh why, do I subject myself to her raving lunatic posts????

I strongly recommend adding freethoughtblogs.com to your firewall software as a blocked domain. This should save wear and tear on your desk and forehead.

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AndrewV69 wrote:
Dilurk wrote: Do I finally make my position clear?
Doubly so my good man.

/snark
“Good woman” is, if I’m not mistaken, more accurate ….

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Lsuoma wrote:
Dilurk wrote:I thought we were going to close this thread in favour of a new one? ERV should be the one to name it.
That was just a joke. There's no need to close this one.
Uh, have you given thought to what the SQL pain barrier might be? Is it SQLlite?

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ReneeHendricks wrote:I can't help it. These are *awesome*: http://venturephilosophy.blogspot.com/2 ... signs.html
This one is wonderful -

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comslave wrote:
ReneeHendricks wrote:Yes. I am SLAMMING MY HEAD ON MY DESK OVER AND AGAIN!!!!! It's not fucking misogyny: http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterflies ... lt-choice/

Ophelia is such a complete and utter moron. Why, oh why, do I subject myself to her raving lunatic posts????

I strongly recommend adding freethoughtblogs.com to your firewall software as a blocked domain. This should save wear and tear on your desk and forehead.
I know I should. However, there are a few people there that I actually enjoy reading occasionally. I just get sucked into that "oh, I wonder what this asshat is saying today" vortex. I think I'll put a pillow on my desk top.

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Jerry Coyne fucking pwns PZ Barnum.

Coyne actually does a lot of good work, educates people, gives good lectures and presentations. In contrast, PZ Myers is just a complete twat.

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AndrewV69 wrote:
acathode wrote: The rather unsettling side effect of this though, has been that real racism now is more ok. It's a lot easier to find people these days talking openly about "sand niggers", "MENA-scum", "rape settlers", and so on, and there's a lot more of people doing it too. It seems that as racism lose it's meaning, people feel more free to show and engage in real, actual racism, and more and more people see this open racism, and think it's ok, and joins in.
Personally, and based on real life experiences the word misogyny no longer has any effect on me. The last straw in this case, was a woman who used the term to define anyone who held a different viewpoint from her on anything. I kid you not. Basically, because she has a vagina any disagreement was simply hatred of all women.
Seems to be a fairly common perspective. For instance CommanderTuvok posted a Twitter post from Ophelia in which she asserts that:
Ophelia Benson wrote:Connecting the word “feminism” with the word “virulent” … is misogyny.
As if to say that feminism is without flaw or blemish when there are a great many variations, some more problematic than others. Or, as Yogi Berra put it:
Yogi Berra wrote:In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is.
Although to be fair, it seems that it’s not just some of the feminists who are guilty of that logical error (problem of induction), of thinking, analogously, that since all of the swans seen so far are white that must mean that all swans are white: all MRAs are misogynists, all atheists are skeptical, all feminists are misandrists, etc.

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franc wrote:
Lsuoma wrote:
Dilurk wrote:I thought we were going to close this thread in favour of a new one? ERV should be the one to name it.
That was just a joke. There's no need to close this one.
Uh, have you given thought to what the SQL pain barrier might be? Is it SQLlite?
MySQL. There is no imminent crisis (one of my teams at work owns and maintains a MySQL database with (currently) 220 million rows, largest table 160 million)). The DB is sound as a pound.

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rayshul wrote:It's sort of because as a woman I think I have all the rights I want at the moment...
I don't know what else there is.
Petition for the right to be killed in front-line combat alongside males, for starters.
Until so-called feminists start vigorously petitioning for this privilege, I'll dismiss the lot of them as hypocrites.

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Lsuoma wrote:MySQL. There is no imminent crisis (one of my teams at work owns and maintains a MySQL database with (currently) 220 million rows, largest table 160 million)). The DB is sound as a pound.
Cool. Thought it might be lite like what's welded into FF. That's about as stable as BlogHog.

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welch wrote:Fuck me, now even fortune cookies are getting lippy. Mine just said:

"Your problem just got bigger.
Think. What have you done."

Really?
Mine read:
That wasn't really pork, you know

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franc wrote:
Lsuoma wrote:MySQL. There is no imminent crisis (one of my teams at work owns and maintains a MySQL database with (currently) 220 million rows, largest table 160 million)). The DB is sound as a pound.
Cool. Thought it might be lite like what's welded into FF. That's about as stable as BlogHog.
No shit. BTW, if you know a little about relational DBs, google for "MongoDB is web scale", watch it, and piss yourself with laughter...

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Lsuoma wrote: No shit. BTW, if you know a little about relational DBs, google for "MongoDB is web scale", watch it, and piss yourself with laughter...
Link.

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franc wrote:Oh, Crumb... he was taking the piss out of a lot of nonsense since before most of you were a broken rubber accident -
Keep on truckin'

Once upon a time, a female lobbed on his doorstep, and she was pretty much the same shape as Robert's exaggerated hyper feminine characters, offering her body for 24 hours so that Robert could hump her ragged.
Best time of his life, I expect.
I had a photo of her somewhere, but can't locate it. I looked in my R. Crumb Handbook, but to no avail. @440 pages I might have missed it.
(I also have his Illustrated Genesis Bible, and a CD of his excellent music.)

You young ones don't know you are born until your read "Fritz the Cat", or (especially) "All MEAT Comics. It's all organic. Sizzly, juicy."

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franc wrote:Uh, have you given thought to what the SQL pain barrier might be? Is it SQLlite?
[Best Pauline Hanson voice]
Please explain?

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CommanderTuvok wrote:Jerry Coyne fucking pwns PZ Barnum.
Jerry has the occasional subtle 'dig' at PZ as well.

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Michael K Gray wrote:
franc wrote:Uh, have you given thought to what the SQL pain barrier might be? Is it SQLlite?
[Best Pauline Hanson voice]
Please explain?
Oh, not a lot. There's this thing called SQL "lite" which is a dinky thing that looks after stuff like your browser cache or your local recipe library application. It explodes with sickening frequency is all. Just had a brief worry phpBB might use it as a default freebie.

BBC's Confessions of Crumb -

[youtube]yR9vfcNYBhc[/youtube]

And of course, Zwigoff's superlative Crumb -

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109508/

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ReneeHendricks wrote:
comslave wrote:
ReneeHendricks wrote:Yes. I am SLAMMING MY HEAD ON MY DESK OVER AND AGAIN!!!!! It's not fucking misogyny: http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterflies ... lt-choice/

Ophelia is such a complete and utter moron. Why, oh why, do I subject myself to her raving lunatic posts????

I strongly recommend adding freethoughtblogs.com to your firewall software as a blocked domain. This should save wear and tear on your desk and forehead.
I know I should. However, there are a few people there that I actually enjoy reading occasionally. I just get sucked into that "oh, I wonder what this asshat is saying today" vortex. I think I'll put a pillow on my desk top.

Once when I was in Akihabara, I found an inflatable keyboard. It was intended as a solution for having a portable keyboard you could roll up and stick in a bag. I don't know if they still make those, but it might be a solution in this case.

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franc wrote:
Lsuoma wrote:MySQL. There is no imminent crisis (one of my teams at work owns and maintains a MySQL database with (currently) 220 million rows, largest table 160 million)). The DB is sound as a pound.
Cool. Thought it might be lite like what's welded into FF. That's about as stable as BlogHog.
Lite's okay, until people write software against it that confuses it with heavy-duty shit. folks love to abuse lite.

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franc wrote:
Lsuoma wrote:MySQL. There is no imminent crisis (one of my teams at work owns and maintains a MySQL database with (currently) 220 million rows, largest table 160 million)). The DB is sound as a pound.
Cool. Thought it might be lite like what's welded into FF. That's about as stable as BlogHog.

Just my two cents, but I dumped Mysql due to stability issues. Moving over the MS SQL solved a whole bunch of problems.

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http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterflies ... -proposal/

“I’ve seen marriages break up and friendships drift apart because someone wasn’t right with the Lord. I think the same is true in any situation. With Jesus Christ on your side, only good things will come.”

He then went on to propose a unique anti-rape measure:

“And in the case of rape Christ has a specific remedy. Studies have shown that if you pray for at least 20 minutes before any big date, your partner is 93% less likely to rape you.

“Scientists say prayer can create a ‘rape halo’ around a woman’s body which instantly renders a potential rapist impotent. I’m not sure how it works exactly. I think its pheromones.

“So I don’t think God wants a woman to get raped. He offers her a choice. The rape halo is only a prayer away. If she’s too lazy to get on her knees and ask for it, that’s her fault.”

Wait. Seriously?

No! It’s a satire. But it’s pretty convincing until you get to the halo.
A satire?

In other words a comedy or joke.

:? About rape.

Wait...

...rape jokes are absolutely fine so long as the targets are Republicans?

Thanks, Cop-Ophelia, for making that one clear. :clap:

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Outwest wrote:
ReneeHendricks wrote:Ok, I can't stand it. I was just going to leave this alone because I have the feeling that not many will agree with me. But Asshat-Szvan's latest bit has a line in it (actually, twice but stated differently) that is bothering the shit out of me:
An unwanted pregnancy is not rape, but it is like a rape in many ways.
No. No, it's not. It is not a violent sexual assault upon your body and mental well-being. It's simply unwanted. To me, it's like night and day. Or perhaps I'm just letting my extreme distaste of Szvan color my perception. Either way, that line just bothers the shit out of me.
Okay, I'm confused (not out of the ordinary for me :) ) But how is an unwanted pregnancy in any way like rape? Is this another redefinition that the FfTB'ers do all the time? This is just plain stupid. She should be embarrassed for making such an idiotic statement.
It's a common enough Baboon tactic. They wish to claim that X (something that has/might happen to them) is as bad as Y (something really bad). Thus upping their victim status, or that of 'boons generally.

They know if they just out and say: "I got two lines on the piss-stick, this is as bad as you getting butt-fucked by a regiment of hugely endowed syphilitics" they will be laughed off the Net.

So they say: "I'm not saying X is Y but..." Followed by a list of (spurious) reasons why they wish to believe this is so. If someone then points out their false analogy, the conversation is as follows:

Baboon: "PeeZus Christ! Can't you fucking read you misogynist rape apologist? I said right in the first line X isn't Y!
Human: "Yes you did, but then in all the other lines you argued that it was.
Baboon: "Don't you mansplain to me you soft troll stalker!"
Human:...
Baboon: Bannination!

We can call this The False False Analogy.

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Git wrote:And I'd like to add that, and this is not just because of his love of kittehs, that Jerry Coyne (a.k.a. Professor Ceiling Cat) is ten thousand times the person that PZ will ever be.
Indeed, but then again, and not to take anything away from Jerry, its doesn't take much to be a better person than PZ.

It must really twist his nickers that the big players in atheist activity like the Dawkins and Dennetts of the world really dont rate him at all. Pz posted on freefromthought blogs recently that he had a keynote speech to give tonight and had not thought of what to write, so he asked his sycophants to give him suggestions. I posted that he could just stand there and read two or three chapters from any of Prof. Dawkins excellent books, seeing as 95% of people attending these conferences go to see him. He never replied? hmmmm
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Michael K Gray wrote:
rayshul wrote:It's sort of because as a woman I think I have all the rights I want at the moment...
I don't know what else there is.
Petition for the right to be killed in front-line combat alongside males, for starters.
Until so-called feminists start vigorously petitioning for this privilege, I'll dismiss the lot of them as hypocrites.

Or fight for the right to be coal miners, garbage collectors or high rise iron workers. I'd love to see any of those jobs become 50% female. Hell, I'd settle for 10%.

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comslave wrote:Just my two cents, but I dumped Mysql due to stability issues. Moving over the MS SQL solved a whole bunch of problems.
Quite.
MS SQL is very nearly bullet-proof, and scales extremely well, if one owns the datacentre edition.
(This geek DB porn isn't going to need it's own thread, is it?)

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Unfucking kindle e-books

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Way back, someone (Rayshul?) wanted to know how convert hobbled kindle e-books to a more open format. Here -

http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2012/10/ ... g-deleted/

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I was not going to bother replying to this sturm, but as Andrew had prepared popcorn:
Outwest wrote:
Michael K Gray wrote:
Outwest wrote:First of all, may we agree that being an atheist does not necessarily mean that a person is rational in any or all aspects of their life.
Exactly correct.
Outwest wrote:Hopefully<sic>, those that come to the realization that there are no gods, well, they've become skeptics first, then over time, they will come to understand that many of the things they once thought were true, are not.
Arrggg!!! Exactly INCORRECT!
More damn parochial assumptions! (You wouldn't be a US resident, I take it?)
Most folk on the planet, are lifelong atheists, by definition.
They never have to "come to the realization that there are no gods" because they were never infected by that criminal meme in the first place.
And for the "they've become skeptics first", well: NO.
Just NO. Look at the Chinese, as an example.
More nominal life-long atheists than in 2000x USAs. Yet they are rarely skeptical, given the profound and endemic socialised superstition that pervades every aspect of life.

You lot need constant reminders that there are billions of atheists in China and India who do not conform to your parochial generalisations one iota.

(Now you know Phil's & my Kryptonite: Blather as though the USA==The Whole World)
Really? So what I've said is totally inappropriate ?
No. I said it was "Exactly INCORRECT!", not "totally inappropriate".
The difference is titanic.
Outwest wrote:What you are stating is entirely inconsistent with fucking reality.
You'll need more than a rabid assertion to make that stick.
Where was I merely incorrect, let alone wholly delusional? You made that assertion, now back it up with the "research" that you so crave.
Outwest wrote:Get a grip, would you?
I have a grip, thankyou.
Outwest wrote:The Chinese? Now you have to know to whom you are addressing.
Appeal to authority! Not a good start.
Outwest wrote:I spent 3 months China on business.
Then you do know that what I said comports with reality almost perfectly.
Outwest wrote:The Chinese are some what religious. But its a minority.
You support my assertion with that statement, and destroy your own. Thankyou.
Outwest wrote: I've also spent time in India.although the people of India are very religious, there are many there that do not buy I to their traditions. Stating there are " billions" in both those countries that are atheist is entirely incorrect.
"Entirely"? Not really.
I admit to a minor excersise in hyperbole, by which to emphasise my valid point, but as far as hyperbole goes, it barely ranks as such.
For, you see, I did do my "research".
https://www.cia.gov/library/publication ... -factbook/
China:
Daoist (Taoist), Buddhist, Christian 3%-4%, Muslim 1%-2%
Taking the upper limits, 4%+4%+2%=10% Theists
90% of 1,343,239,923 ≅ 1.21 Billion
India:
Hindu 80.5%, Muslim 13.4%, Christian 2.3%, Sikh 1.9%
= 98.1 -> 1.9% Nominally atheist
1.9% of 1,205,073,612 ≅ 23 million. (Not enough to count.)

So, that's 1.21 Billion atheists.
My crime against humanity (according to you) is that I said "billions" when I really meant "more than a billion"!!
So, sue me.
You had to get that hot-under-the collar over my (fully referenced, and biased as much as I was able to your side of the extremely petty argument) referring to 1.21 Billion as "billions"!
Oh, please.
You claim that because of this I am "entirely inconsistent with fucking reality", and that I should "get a grip"?
For intercourse sake, did you just lob from an FfTB brainwashing camp?
Outwest wrote:Before you comment, please make sure you do your research.
I did, and you may wish to follow your own advice before busting a boiler over a stupidly trivial point in future.

I note with some boredom that you did not respond to my assumptions that you are a Septic, and thus your parochial assumptions that the path to atheism that all atheists take must be those of fellow Yanks by default. Telling.

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[quote="Michael K Gray"]Oops.
Made a minor error there, (in my favour)
https://www.cia.gov/library/publication ... -factbook/
China:
Daoist (Taoist), Buddhist, Christian 3%-4%, Muslim 1%-2%
Taking the upper limits, 4%+2%=10% Theists
94% of 1,343,239,923 ≅ 1.26 Billion

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[quote="Michael K Gray"]Buggeration.
4%+2%=6% Theists

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comslave wrote:
Michael K Gray wrote:
rayshul wrote:It's sort of because as a woman I think I have all the rights I want at the moment...
I don't know what else there is.
Petition for the right to be killed in front-line combat alongside males, for starters.
Until so-called feminists start vigorously petitioning for this privilege, I'll dismiss the lot of them as hypocrites.

Or fight for the right to be coal miners, garbage collectors or high rise iron workers. I'd love to see any of those jobs become 50% female. Hell, I'd settle for 10%.
Not comparable, as in most Western countries at least, there is no legal discrimination barring females from these jobs, whereas the bar to front-line duty is either constitutional, or equivalent in law.

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Michael K Gray wrote:
rayshul wrote:It's sort of because as a woman I think I have all the rights I want at the moment...
I don't know what else there is.
Petition for the right to be killed in front-line combat alongside males, for starters.
Until so-called feminists start vigorously petitioning for this privilege, I'll dismiss the lot of them as hypocrites.
Not all are hypocrites. Some are grim realists -

http://www.mca-marines.org/gazette/arti ... ated-equal

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franc wrote:
Michael K Gray wrote:
rayshul wrote:It's sort of because as a woman I think I have all the rights I want at the moment...
I don't know what else there is.
Petition for the right to be killed in front-line combat alongside males, for starters.
Until so-called feminists start vigorously petitioning for this privilege, I'll dismiss the lot of them as hypocrites.
Not all are hypocrites. Some are grim realists -

http://www.mca-marines.org/gazette/arti ... ated-equal
Realists, eh?
I found the article only slightly less logical than a Beccy broadside.
Grim, yes: But in the way I assume that you meant.
For instance:
Can women endure the physical and physiological rigors of sustained combat operations, and are we willing to accept the attrition and medical issues that go along with integration?
The Israeli Army can answer that question with a resounding "yes".
For a serving marine to have not thought of that smacks of an hidden agendum.
Next bit of rhetoric, please?
There is a drastic shortage of historical data on female attrition or medical ailments of women who have executed sustained combat operations.
No there is not. China, CCCP, Israel etc have massive historical data, going back more than 2/3 of a century at least.

Yet she 180° contradicts her previous "drastic shortage of historical data" with the following:
This said, we need only to review the statistics from our entry-level schools to realize that there is a significant difference in the physical longevity between male and female Marines.
And for the coup de grâce:
Which leads one to really wonder, what is the benefit of this potential change? The Marine Corps is not in a shortage of willing and capable young male second lieutenants who would gladly take on the role of infantry officers.
Beccy at her best!
"Why should we weak Yank females¹ do the actually hard and dirty work when there are underprivileged poor males who are willing to do it for us rather than be unemployed in a ghetto!? (Israeli female soldiers? Never heard of 'em)"

Nah, franc.
You can do way better than that.

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Michael K Gray wrote:Nah, franc.
You can do way better than that.
Wasn't a dick thwapping contest. Just an article from a "been there, done it" PoV that contradicts others that seem to toe the "yes we can" line, like this one -

http://www.pbs.org/pov/regardingwar/con ... litary.php

I really don't give a fuck who wants to get shot at - as long as they are not liabilities to their fellow soldier.

As for women in general, remember Baader-Meinhof: it was the chicks who got the German security services to adopt the "shoot the women first" policy, since adopted by many others, because the chicks are far more dangerous than the pussy men they fight with.

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franc wrote:
Michael K Gray wrote:Nah, franc.
You can do way better than that.
Wasn't a dick thwapping contest. Just an article from a "been there, done it" PoV that contradicts others that seem to toe the "yes we can" line, like this one -
Oh I see.
You meant it as an example of "realist", as you see it.
My apologies for getting the wrong end of the stick.
franc wrote: http://www.pbs.org/pov/regardingwar/con ... litary.php
I really don't give a fuck who wants to get shot at - as long as they are not liabilities to their fellow soldier.
I agree. Too many of my fellow male platoon members fell into this culpable, category in my experience.
I would rather have had some of the more robust females with whom I am acquainted take their place.
franc wrote:As for women in general, remember Baader-Meinhof: it was the chicks who got the German security services to adopt the "shoot the women first" policy, since adopted by many others, because the chicks are far more dangerous than the pussy men they fight with.
This rare isolated example is hardly applicable generally?

I keep referring to the Israeli Army and its policy regarding female soldiers.
Or the Soviet Union.
Or China.
Why does no-one even (ever) recognise that these problems have been mostly solved by them?

I feel like Sam Harris when he rightly claims that Israeli Security has implemented profiling with huge success, but that the subject is "taboo", "banned", "out of discourse", etc in polite Western society.
No polite Yank is permitted to admit to this reality, as it might offend the ilk of Ophelia Benson's warped sensibilities (kind of thing).

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CommanderTuvok wrote:Indeed. Opheliar doth protest a lot about cunts and shit.
Then she should remember: "Wipe front to back!"

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Michael K Gray wrote:
franc wrote:As for women in general, remember Baader-Meinhof: it was the chicks who got the German security services to adopt the "shoot the women first" policy, since adopted by many others, because the chicks are far more dangerous than the pussy men they fight with.
Actually, no. It was also adopted by Japan and S. Korea with their Red Army Factions, Columbia dealing with FARC, and even Israel - where they know very well that female suicide bombers generally have a higher degree of commitment than the boys. Similarly in Iraq. And don't forget Chechen Black Widows. I think most anti-terrorist services have special modules for dealing with the female of the species - because they generally are deadlier.

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Omitted MKG's line "This rare isolated example is hardly applicable generally?" above which the reply was for.

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