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Eskarina wrote:
Bhurzum wrote:
bhoytony wrote:Is this aimed at me? I think you may be mistaking what jimthepleb means when he refers to me as a Jock. Over here it doesn't mean the same thing as it does on the other side of the pond. He means I am a sweaty sock, a porridge wog, a native of Alba.
I'm Scottish and fiercely proud of the fact.

1) I'm as tight as a mermaids arsehole
2) I've got "mad" ginger hair
3) I'm an alcoholic (when I'm not "oot mah tits" on heroin)
4) I'm racist (English cunts are solely responsible for everything/anything that's wrong with Scotland)
5) I'm unemployed
6) I beat the fuck out of my wife
7) The slightest glimpse of the Union flag makes my blood ache
8) My only source of income is petty crime

Hmmm...did I miss anything?

http://www.computescotland.com/images/2 ... 0cu09u.jpg

MON THE JOCKS!

Note: Not to be taken *too* seriously.
9) You eat haggis and deep-fried Mars bars.
Proof that Scottish people are southerners without the sense to leave the cold.

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welch wrote:
bhoytony wrote:So this is what not engaging looks like.
I KNOW, RIGHT!
Are you reading this forum backwards?

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bhoytony wrote:
Eskarina wrote: 9) You eat haggis and deep-fried Mars bars.
I eat haggis, but I've never even seen a deep-fried Mars Bar.

(for god's sake don't ask Phil about the haggis)
That shit is goooooood

along with deep-fried:

snickers
reese's
Twinkies

AND EVERYTHING ELSE.

Deep frying proves the universe loves me.

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bhoytony wrote:Why did nobody warn me? I'm surrounded by nerds.
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debaser71 wrote:I love tending to my kids "slobbering and screaming". I quit my job to do so.

I too wonder why so many self professed feminists seem to dislike tending to children, parenting, etc "stuck at home"

My wife kept her last name when we got married. The kids got mine, well because, to prevent issues of sexism when I try and go, for example, pick up my kids from school. Same last name = less hassle.
I think they don't like the idea of tending to children and parenting because that career path has been so demonised by the feminist movement - if you do that, you're a traitor to the feminist cause. Before this crazy neo feminism shit became a thing, I knew many women who did not want to be associated with "normal feminism" because they wanted to stay home and raise kids.

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ERV wrote:
welch wrote:It's the latest hipster ism: the child free movement. Which, in and of itself, I think is great. Not having kids should not be cause to have people telling you endlessly why you're wrong or assuming you secretly want them. But because humans, you have "I don't want kids" turn into "KIDS ARE EEEEVIL. BREEDERS!!"
There is nothing wrong with not wanting to have kids. I dont want to have biological children. There is also nothing wrong with being awkward with kids-- My dad and bro are FANTASTIC with children, but for whatever reason Im like 'For the love of god dont you dare hand me that baby because I am going to drop it....' But thats cause Im weird. Its not the babys fault.
I was never a baby person until I had one and I think something in my brain got all fucked up and now I'm like OOOH BABY PHOTOS???? SHOW ME THEM!!!! I LOVE BABIESSSS OOOH KIDS ARE ADORABLE YAYYYY. YEYYYY.

No idea what the fuck happened there.

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Trophy wrote:
Pitchguest wrote:Now he did that with a shoe string budget. Imagine what kind of game Sarkeesian could have made with the money she got? She got more money than she anticipated and therefore was subject to delays. So, switch gears. If she had chosen to make her own game and incorporated the tropes she felt was sexist and subverted them, I would have fucking applauded that. It wouldn't even have had to be a technically advanced game, just your average indie game. But if she had, and if she inserted some humour into it to avoid preaching, I would probably have enjoyed it.
You seem to have three fundamental misunderstanding.

First, you seem to think that her complaint is that "There are no non-sexism games." If that was the case, then yes, her problem could be solved by making one such game. But her point is that there exists a lot of sexism in video games. She does not say all video games are sexist. She even says that no every use of "Damsel in distress" is sexist. She also says that just because a game has a sexist element (in her opinion) that does hot mean that you should stop enjoying that game, just be aware of that aspect. So, seriously, tell me how her complaint could be solved by her making a game?

And two, you seem to think that people should obey your made up rules. You are making up a rule that if A) someone wants to talk about sexism and B) people hand her a load of money, then, she should stop talking and instead make video games. That's basically a rule you have just made up on the spot. And apparently it doesn't even matter if there is wide-spread sexism in games. Nope. If you have money, you can't talk about that, you just have to make a game. Yep, it sounds weird but that's just the kind of rule that Mr Pitchguest likes to make up.

And three, you seem to think that making games is easy and all it needs is $160K. That's fucking bullshit. That kind of money does not pay for programmers and the design artists and marketing that are the bare fucking minimum. Besides, to make a game you have to sink at least two years of your life, possibly more, without any gaurantees that it won't be a complete flop, because afterall, markets have also a big randomness. There are plenty of awesome kickass indi games that don't make a penny and nobody gives a shit about them.
BAAAHAHAAHAHAHA on that last one. You really have to stop thinking EA is the end all and be all of games. Best estimates I could find for Angry Birds was 100K Euro. At the current exchange rate? Why right around $130,000

You seem to have a fundamental misunderstanding of what a video game is, or are restricting yourself to specific levels of games and platforms to make your point. In any event, yes, you could in fact, make a good, wildly popular video game for $160K. It's been done before in fact.

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I played an Elven Knight Warrior Rent Boy in Dragonscrotum IV and I had the George At Asda armour which was totally kickass and shit.

Amidoinitrite?

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windy wrote:
erikthebassist wrote: What I was refuting is that using staying at home to care for children as an example of how women are privileged over men is bullshit. For some people it's a great experience, for others, it's a private hell. In any case, it's not easy and can't be considered to generally be a privilege, unless that's your thing, but that's an individual life decision, not an advantage that women have over men.
I think rayshul meant that if a family is in a position where one of the parents can afford to voluntarily stay home, that's a privilege. Then it's a separate question whether the working parent or stay at home parent generally has a better deal.
Yep. I wasn't aware of Skep tickle's original comments on this when I posted and was only responding to erik's comment. It's definitely a classism issue... which remains the only -ism that I'm really willing to acknowledge as a serious issue.

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And before codelette kicks me... I'm going to just add a note that virtually everything I say should end with the phrase "in the West... because I've no fucking idea about anywhere else to be completely honest."

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Lsuoma wrote:Renee - just donated to bump you up to your $5K.
Oh, WOW! Thank you so much!! This was such a cool thing to come home to :D I took my guy in for his stomach peg operation today and then saw this.

Seriously. You guys are all so fucking awesome :)

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Renee

Glad to help, and hope RG (Renee's Guy) is OK...

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DGS wrote:http://i.ebayimg.com/t/WECLOME-as-in-St ... BTrGFmQBWk~$(KGrHgoH-EUEjlLluH(EBKJsYTFdrQ~~_35.JPG
Truly DGS, the mere fact that you're aware of this makes me love you even more.

/sniff

Be still my beating heart!

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rayshul wrote:
welch wrote:I think the reason you start seeing things such as stronger female characters develop over time, (Dragon Age and DA 2 are great examples), is that women are not only publicly seen as gamers on the consumer side, but are all over the creation of games as well, not just in traditional areas like art, or making coffee, but in the programming, management, and financing. As videogames become more mainstream, the DiD trope becomes just one of many possible themes for a game.
I'd suggest that it's also because men want different things out of their female characters. Dragon Age 2 as you said has a good example of the character range of ladies (and of men) to suit everyone's taste. Obviously I fucked Anders because he's so broody and shit. My husband HATED ME FOR IT.
ANDERS???

He's not broody. FENRIS is broody. Anders is a whining tit. Fuck stabbing him is the best part of the game.

I can't...I can't even TALK to you

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bhoytony wrote:I played an Elven Knight Warrior Rent Boy in Dragonscrotum IV and I had the George At Asda armour which was totally kickass and shit.

Amidoinitrite?
No shit - and Sarkeesian supposedly has 11 more videos coming out.

http://www.businesswinners.net/wp-conte ... kills1.jpg

It's all right - gives me time to peruse the eleventy Nugent threads open on my browser.

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welch wrote:
rayshul wrote:
welch wrote:I think the reason you start seeing things such as stronger female characters develop over time, (Dragon Age and DA 2 are great examples), is that women are not only publicly seen as gamers on the consumer side, but are all over the creation of games as well, not just in traditional areas like art, or making coffee, but in the programming, management, and financing. As videogames become more mainstream, the DiD trope becomes just one of many possible themes for a game.
I'd suggest that it's also because men want different things out of their female characters. Dragon Age 2 as you said has a good example of the character range of ladies (and of men) to suit everyone's taste. Obviously I fucked Anders because he's so broody and shit. My husband HATED ME FOR IT.
ANDERS???

He's not broody. FENRIS is broody. Anders is a whining tit. Fuck stabbing him is the best part of the game.

I can't...I can't even TALK to you
I LOVED HIM SO MUCH HE WAS MY BROODY DOCTOR MAN OMG

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Husband has just said to me, "Liking Anders is the worst thing about you."

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Git wrote:P.S. I know Vacula plays the stinking moustache-loving Alliance, I hope y'all are Horde?
I played both. After killing all the bankers in Orgrimmar on my Human Pally, I would jump on my BELF and go kill the auctioneers in Stormwind.

I would get fan mail from time to time.

Then there was the guy who would go to Silvermoon city and kill all the hordies as they returned from the battlegrounds ...

I bet he got fan mail too.

Speaking of fan mail ... I once got out of the BGs on my Elf Hunter after kiteing a BELF Prot Pally round and round Warsong Gulch before I killed him. I went AFK and when I got back I had mail that invited me to
SUCK YOUR GRANNY'S DICK!!!
I lol'ed in RL so hard ...

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rayshul wrote:
welch wrote:
rayshul wrote:
welch wrote:I think the reason you start seeing things such as stronger female characters develop over time, (Dragon Age and DA 2 are great examples), is that women are not only publicly seen as gamers on the consumer side, but are all over the creation of games as well, not just in traditional areas like art, or making coffee, but in the programming, management, and financing. As videogames become more mainstream, the DiD trope becomes just one of many possible themes for a game.
I'd suggest that it's also because men want different things out of their female characters. Dragon Age 2 as you said has a good example of the character range of ladies (and of men) to suit everyone's taste. Obviously I fucked Anders because he's so broody and shit. My husband HATED ME FOR IT.
ANDERS???

He's not broody. FENRIS is broody. Anders is a whining tit. Fuck stabbing him is the best part of the game.

I can't...I can't even TALK to you
I LOVED HIM SO MUCH HE WAS MY BROODY DOCTOR MAN OMG
HE'S JUST A WHINING WUSS!

Every time i took him out as a character, and only when I had to, I let him DIE and left him INJURED. haaaaate anders.

My wife wanted a cheat so she could have Fenris gut him like a fish.

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rayshul wrote:Husband has just said to me, "Liking Anders is the worst thing about you."
HE'S RIGHT!

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As someone who has never played a video game in their life, right now you are all leaving me as confused as Setar at a job interview.

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welch wrote:
rayshul wrote:I LOVED HIM SO MUCH HE WAS MY BROODY DOCTOR MAN OMG
HE'S JUST A WHINING WUSS!

Every time i took him out as a character, and only when I had to, I let him DIE and left him INJURED. haaaaate anders.

My wife wanted a cheat so she could have Fenris gut him like a fish.
Oh but he's just so cynical and pouty and high maintenance and smirky... I was fighting my husband as he was shouting, "I NEED TO KILL THIS ASSHOLE LET ME KILL HIM..." But I won and Anders and I had a lovely happy-ish ending. Because he's super. LOOK AT THAT SMIRKY FACE.

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Pity about the ponytail and the whole terrorist thing but we can't all be perfect.

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Gefan wrote:As someone who has never played a video game in their life, right now you are all leaving me as confused as Setar at a job interview.
Apologies. I'm... going to go off and start a new DA2 game.

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Lsuoma confirms "Pit Boss" status by putting Operation Slime over the top.
I have another donation scheduled for next week. Since the target's been met and Renee and her man are still in the trenches I have no problem diverting it to Renee's Paypal.
It's your call Renee - I'm fine sending it to OS too if you prefer.

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Gefan wrote:As someone who has never played a video game in their life, right now you are all leaving me as confused as Setar at a job interview.
LMAO - I'm with you and bhoytony - I loved Choplifter, Karate Champ, and Kung Fu Master back in the day when I had to pay a quarter for each game, but at this point all I can contribute is -- "that chick in Tomb Raider was kind of hot, innit?" /derp

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FrankGrimes wrote:
EdwardGemmer wrote:
FrankGrimes wrote: I'm sure over at FTB or A+ she would be shouted down with the standard abuse but it's hard to fathom that people who have experience and knowledge would be marginalized because of it.
It's bizarre. I'm a public defender in Columbus, so I represent a lot of poor people, mostly racial minorities, plus I'm getting married to a black woman and I have two black kids. I tell those guys to let them know that I'm legitimately interested in racial issues (and crime) only get told I'm entitled and that none of that proves I'm a good person who isn't racist. WTF!? Half the battle over there is trying to get them to treat you like a human being.

It's easy to tell people how they should think about themselves by tapping away at a keyboard. Pisses me off. Really, people like yourself, in the real world swimming in social justice and you get told that you're Schrodinger's Racist. Fuckers.
That's the pattern with these FTB assholes.

They viciously attack Abbie Smith, feminist and scientist who does real-world science.

They viciously attack Harriet Hall, feminist and doctor who successfully fought her way through real-world "boy's club" fields.

They viciously attack EdwardGemmer, who has real-world knowledge and experience with subjects the faux-SJWs claim expertise in.

They viciously attack Paula Kirby, an accomplished author and skeptic.

The list goes on and on.

In short, they viciously attack anyone with real-world experience and actual accomplishments in areas that the Baboons try to claim superiority in. A bunch of snotty little shits trying to degrade people who accomplish more in a day than the whole lot of these whingers accomplish in their lifetimes.


Meanwhile, as you say, all they do is bellow from behind the pulpits of their keyboards and accomplish absolutely jack fucking shit. They're not pioneers, they're not helping anyone (well, except for PZ, Rebecca, Ophelia et ass), and they're not making the slightest bit of difference in the world. They are insanely jealous of smart and accomplished people like Abbie, Harriet, Paula and Edward, and try to minimize their accomplishments through smear campaigns at the slightest sign that they get too much respect and attention.

Small people try to level the playing field by dragging brighter and more accomplished people down to their level, instead of trying to improve themselves in order to raise themselves to the level of the more accomplished people.

If there's one thing that the FreethoughtBlogs crowd have definitively proven over the last couple of years, it's that they (bloggers and commenters alike) are a bunch of unaccomplished, lazy, privileged, whiny, bitter, vicious little shits who could never hold a candle to people who have actually done something with their lives. Fuck them all into the ground.

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ElenaG hath spoketh unto us!

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For the Frequentist cunt Erik the Basscunt.

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AndrewV69 wrote: Speaking of fan mail ... I once got out of the BGs on my Elf Hunter after kiteing a BELF Prot Pally round and round Warsong Gulch before I killed him. I went AFK and when I got back I had mail that invited me to
SUCK YOUR GRANNY'S DICK!!!
I lol'ed in RL so hard ...
What the fuck does any of that actually mean?

http://youtu.be/5xAMYHJYesM?t=25s

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Gefan wrote:Lsuoma confirms "Pit Boss" status by putting Operation Slime over the top.
I have another donation scheduled for next week. Since the target's been met and Renee and her man are still in the trenches I have no problem diverting it to Renee's Paypal.
It's your call Renee - I'm fine sending it to OS too if you prefer.
OS is good :) More gorgeous smiles!

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Eskarina wrote:
erikthebassist wrote:
Eskarina wrote:
erikthebassist wrote:It's not my fault she's more notorius for this feud than she is admired for the great work she's doing in virology. That's all her own doing.
I'd be really interested in how you have come to that conclusion. How do you objectively rate "notoriety" in one area against "admiration" in another unrelated one? Methods, please.
run these two googles searches and look at the difference in hits:

abbie smith erv

abbie smith erv -skepchick -elevatorgate -rebecca -watson -twatson
I wrote "objectively". Get off the bass and get a grip on science and statistics.

That is, if you want to be a sceptic. :doh:
You don't think it's "objective" when close to 90% of the hits for Abbie mentions something about RW or elevator gate? I guess you can lead a horse to water.


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Dick Strawkins wrote:Speaking of Tardigrades (well we were, a few pages back)...

http://i.imgur.com/B2jjftH.jpg
:lol:

Gotta love the Hipster Douchebag Tardigrade.

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bhoytony wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Hooray!!! Erik is the second poster to make it to my ignore list. Because a) he's a dick, and b) he's a bassist! (redundant?)
Are we still doing the bassist jokes?

When erik was a kid he asked his Dad for a bass. Daddy says he will only buy him one if he takes proper lessons, so he agrees.
After the first lesson he comes home and Dad asks "What did you learn today". "I learnt the notes on the first five frets of the E string" says the young shitstain.
Next week his dad asks him again. "This week I learnt the notes on the first five frets of the A string" he answers.
On the third week his dad asks him again and erick replies "Sorry, Dad I couldn't make the lesson this week, I had a gig".
that was fucking funny, never heard that one, seriously, good one. :rimshot:

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Why do bass players stand for long periods outside people's houses?
They can't find the key and they don't know when to come in.

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erikthebassist wrote:
bhoytony wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Hooray!!! Erik is the second poster to make it to my ignore list. Because a) he's a dick, and b) he's a bassist! (redundant?)
Are we still doing the bassist jokes?

When erik was a kid he asked his Dad for a bass. Daddy says he will only buy him one if he takes proper lessons, so he agrees.
After the first lesson he comes home and Dad asks "What did you learn today". "I learnt the notes on the first five frets of the E string" says the young shitstain.
Next week his dad asks him again. "This week I learnt the notes on the first five frets of the A string" he answers.
On the third week his dad asks him again and erick replies "Sorry, Dad I couldn't make the lesson this week, I had a gig".
that was fucking funny, never heard that one, seriously, good one. :rimshot:
I'm not like the others on here I think you are a cunt and I wish you'd fuck off.

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erikthebassist wrote:
bhoytony wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Hooray!!! Erik is the second poster to make it to my ignore list. Because a) he's a dick, and b) he's a bassist! (redundant?)
Are we still doing the bassist jokes?

When erik was a kid he asked his Dad for a bass. Daddy says he will only buy him one if he takes proper lessons, so he agrees.
After the first lesson he comes home and Dad asks "What did you learn today". "I learnt the notes on the first five frets of the E string" says the young shitstain.
Next week his dad asks him again. "This week I learnt the notes on the first five frets of the A string" he answers.
On the third week his dad asks him again and erick replies "Sorry, Dad I couldn't make the lesson this week, I had a gig".
that was fucking funny, never heard that one, seriously, good one. :rimshot:
A little boy finds an old bass guitar in a dump. He picks it up and starts walking home whilst playing with it. Two minutes down the road, a car pulls up alongside him and the rather dodgy looking driver winds down his window...

Driver: Hey kid, that's a rather neat bass guitar you have.
Kid: Yeah, it's neat!
Driver: Tell me son, do you ever spy on your sister whilst she's in the shower?
Kid: No...
Driver: Oh, well how about your mom? Ever watch her in the shower?
Kid (Still playing with the bass as he walks): No mister, I've never done that before!
Driver: Oh, well surely you've spied on your grandmother whilst she's taking a shit?
Kid: Look, I found this on a dump, I'm not a real bassist!

:D

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Tigzy wrote:
AndrewV69 wrote: Speaking of fan mail ... I once got out of the BGs on my Elf Hunter after kiteing a BELF Prot Pally round and round Warsong Gulch before I killed him. I went AFK and when I got back I had mail that invited me to
SUCK YOUR GRANNY'S DICK!!!
I lol'ed in RL so hard ...
What the fuck does any of that actually mean?

http://youtu.be/5xAMYHJYesM?t=25s


Fight in Warsong Gulch @ 1:39

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erikthebassist wrote:You don't think it's "objective" when close to 90% of the hits for Abbie mentions something about RW or elevator gate? I guess you can lead a horse to water.
What a bizarre line of argument. If you went over to PZ's or Ophelia's (or confronted EB Wachs) claiming that their google profiles were tainted by their behavior, what do you think they would say before they banned your ass?

What's your point? Google PZ Myers, Ophelia Benson, EllenBeth Wachs, and Rebecca Watson (and Abbie Smith) and look at the first few pages of results -- not too many idly curious people are going to do more than that. What do you see? What does it mean to you?

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A thick fucking twat posts on a forum, he happens to be a bassist.

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bhoytony wrote:I don't know why all the chicks are whining about there being no computer games for them. Look at these, Fashion Craze, Supermarket Mania, Happy Tails Animal Shelter, Horse camp, what more do you want?

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LOL Diamond Drop Deluxe! :lol:

Another non-gamer here, but I'd probably prefer the girly Horse Camp or Happy Tails Animal Shelter games, to any of the FPS or MMORP games.

The Scottish junkie is easier to understand than the WoW lingo.

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ReneeHendricks wrote:
Gefan wrote:Lsuoma confirms "Pit Boss" status by putting Operation Slime over the top.
I have another donation scheduled for next week. Since the target's been met and Renee and her man are still in the trenches I have no problem diverting it to Renee's Paypal.
It's your call Renee - I'm fine sending it to OS too if you prefer.
OS is good :) More gorgeous smiles!
You got it (along with continued best wishes to you both).

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cunt wrote:A thick fucking twat posts on a forum, he happens to be a bassist.
Now just stop with the feeding frenzy. I play bass! Bass, has nothing to do with this!!

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ChasCPeterson wrote:It’s also pretty much factually accurate, btw, since if Grothe did work to cover up and minimize reportable criminal offenses (as seems evident), he would in fact be an accessory after the fact.
Pharyngula regular ChasCPeterson affirms that he believes DJ Grothe covered up and minimized reportable criminal offenses at TAM. D4m10n, Andrew, Windy, and Pitchguest have him against a wall.

http://www.michaelnugent.com/2013/03/08 ... -dialogue/

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DGS wrote:
cunt wrote:A thick fucking twat posts on a forum, he happens to be a bassist.
Now just stop with the feeding frenzy. I play bass! Bass, has nothing to do with this!!
Yeah, it's just background noise really.

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DGS wrote:
cunt wrote:A thick fucking twat posts on a forum, he happens to be a bassist.
Now just stop with the feeding frenzy. I play bass! Bass, has nothing to do with this!!
She's a witch!!!

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bhoytony wrote:
erikthebassist wrote:
bhoytony wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Hooray!!! Erik is the second poster to make it to my ignore list. Because a) he's a dick, and b) he's a bassist! (redundant?)
Are we still doing the bassist jokes?

When erik was a kid he asked his Dad for a bass. Daddy says he will only buy him one if he takes proper lessons, so he agrees.
After the first lesson he comes home and Dad asks "What did you learn today". "I learnt the notes on the first five frets of the E string" says the young shitstain.
Next week his dad asks him again. "This week I learnt the notes on the first five frets of the A string" he answers.
On the third week his dad asks him again and erick replies "Sorry, Dad I couldn't make the lesson this week, I had a gig".
that was fucking funny, never heard that one, seriously, good one. :rimshot:
I'm not like the others on here I think you are a cunt and I wish you'd fuck off.
Oh the feeling is mutual I assure you. Funny how you idiots rage about the silencing tactics of the other side though, accuse them of being dogmatic and not tolerating dissent when it is perfectly clear to any one with a set of eyes that you really don't like it when people disagree with you on your own turf. Talk about a bunch of fucking hypocrites.

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I've drunk Bass. It was like drinking tarmac. Urgh.

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Shorter Anita Sarkeesian: "This does not conform, therefore it must cease or change".

What I find most revealing about her "analyses" about pop culture is the paradigm that "adolescent men getting aroused = evil+bad". Everything she does and produces makes sense as long as you accept that premise. If you don't, it melts away.

Fuck you, Anita Sarkeesian. Fuck you for under the guise of "criticising", trashing the experiences of millions of underage males. Fuck you for taking a Cleveland steamer on the precious experiences, even if virtual, of socially awkward males of a generation. Fuck you for attempting to shame what is increasingly considered the golden age of video games.

Fuck you, you zero-talent hack.

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skepandsprinkles wrote:Also: http://thehawkeyeinitiative.com/
That's as stupid as going into romance novels and criticising how males are portrayed. What is the market for comics? 30yo males, so is marketing to males bad or is that sex shaming? What do the men in comics/games look like??? They sure don't look average. Fantasy is fantasy. Is male fantasy any worse than female fantasy? Sex and the City/Mr Big? etc.

Apologies is this was covered already in the 4 pages I've yet to read.

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DGS wrote:
cunt wrote:A thick fucking twat posts on a forum, he happens to be a bassist.
Now just stop with the feeding frenzy. I play bass! Bass, has nothing to do with this!!
No it doesn't. He'd be an equally worthless shit-stain here even if he could play keyboards like Phil.

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Erik, I personally welcome disagreement. But you're making a cunt of yourself with your poor logic.

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erikthebassist wrote:Oh the feeling is mutual I assure you. Funny how you idiots rage about the silencing tactics of the other side though, accuse them of being dogmatic and not tolerating dissent when it is perfectly clear to any one with a set of eyes that you really don't like it when people disagree with you on your own turf. Talk about a bunch of fucking hypocrites.
Notice how no one is censoring you here?

You're a Pitter now.

You have the same voice as the rest of us.

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http://i.imgur.com/c0cYVeD.jpg

PZ Myers meets Dennis Rodman.

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Apples wrote:
ChasCPeterson wrote:It’s also pretty much factually accurate, btw, since if Grothe did work to cover up and minimize reportable criminal offenses (as seems evident), he would in fact be an accessory after the fact.
Pharyngula regular ChasCPeterson affirms that he believes DJ Grothe covered up and minimized reportable criminal offenses at TAM. D4m10n, Andrew, Windy, and Pitchguest have him against a wall.

http://www.michaelnugent.com/2013/03/08 ... -dialogue/
The baboon narrative in action again. Make a libelous claim, repeat until the other baboons are conditioned to believe it actually happened.

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erikthebassist wrote:
Oh the feeling is mutual I assure you. Funny how you idiots rage about the silencing tactics of the other side though, accuse them of being dogmatic and not tolerating dissent when it is perfectly clear to any one with a set of eyes that you really don't like it when people disagree with you on your own turf. Talk about a bunch of fucking hypocrites.
Jesus Christ. Were you born with this victim complex or did you have to work your way up to it?

Nobody is "silencing" you here. Grow a fucking pair of balls and fight it out. You're with the adults now. Grow the fuck up, simpleton.

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welch wrote:
Git wrote:P.S. I know Vacula plays the stinking moustache-loving Alliance, I hope y'all are Horde?
Nope.

Then again, I don't play WoW, so I'm not alliance either.
http://i.imgur.com/IfDfiVd.jpg

My guild is US 112 in 25-raid :) http://www.wowprogress.com/guild/us/sar ... .tier15_25

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erikthebassist wrote:
bhoytony wrote:
I'm not like the others on here I think you are a cunt and I wish you'd fuck off.
Oh the feeling is mutual I assure you. Funny how you idiots rage about the silencing tactics of the other side though, accuse them of being dogmatic and not tolerating dissent when it is perfectly clear to any one with a set of eyes that you really don't like it when people disagree with you on your own turf. Talk about a bunch of fucking hypocrites.
And here comes the banhammer...

Oh, wait, that almost never happens here. We tolerate dissent, even if we don't like it.

Erik, your just another fucking colon clone, as I said earlier, making laughable implications of silencing when people don't want to listen to your whining.

Cunt.

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BTW, took off the PayPal buttons. Want to help? Buy your stuff at Amazon.com through the search box in the page footer.

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erikthebassist wrote:
bhoytony wrote:
erikthebassist wrote:
bhoytony wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Hooray!!! Erik is the second poster to make it to my ignore list. Because a) he's a dick, and b) he's a bassist! (redundant?)
Are we still doing the bassist jokes?

When erik was a kid he asked his Dad for a bass. Daddy says he will only buy him one if he takes proper lessons, so he agrees.
After the first lesson he comes home and Dad asks "What did you learn today". "I learnt the notes on the first five frets of the E string" says the young shitstain.
Next week his dad asks him again. "This week I learnt the notes on the first five frets of the A string" he answers.
On the third week his dad asks him again and erick replies "Sorry, Dad I couldn't make the lesson this week, I had a gig".
that was fucking funny, never heard that one, seriously, good one. :rimshot:
I'm not like the others on here I think you are a cunt and I wish you'd fuck off.
Oh the feeling is mutual I assure you. Funny how you idiots rage about the silencing tactics of the other side though, accuse them of being dogmatic and not tolerating dissent when it is perfectly clear to any one with a set of eyes that you really don't like it when people disagree with you on your own turf. Talk about a bunch of fucking hypocrites.
No one is banning you are they? No one is editing your comments are they? No one is forcing you to respond or not respond to particular comments are they? If you don't like unpleasant rhetoric, then don't offer it yourself and don't engage with the people who do. You are choosing how you spend your time here not us. If you want to spend it in a trollish shouting match, that is your decision.

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