Limericks

[Cunning Punt]

I thought it might be fun to collate all the limericks in one spot. I'm working my way through the Horde and their overlords. To begin:

There was a gay spokesman called Josh
Who any dissent he would quash
The plain truth is, he got firmer
When he thought of Michael Shermer
But Michael's first love was of course, dosh.

There once was a Caine, fleur du mal
who talked out her own birth canal
So great was her wrath
That she redefined math
I give you, the next Blaise Pascal!

There once was a woman with "cancer"
Who who knew that she had the right answer
To an ancient old ruse
She used it to buy shoes
And some were so dumb they financed her.

The once was a lady named Benson
Who fancied her self as a mensan
But did not have the smarts
To identify farts
She is long overdue for her pension

There once was a wanker named Carrier
Who tried to erect a big barrier
between pitters and plus
The "them" and the "us"
When what Jen really needs is a farrier

Said young Richard to his average sized penis,
"I think those slime pitters have seen us,
But if I don't play with you,
What the hell else can I do?
Except argue with Bart Ehrman about Jesus."

And from Welch on the great mythicist:

Pity our poor Richard Carrier
Who fancies himself quite the harrier
he growls and he bites,
but try as he might
He's never to be really scarier

Then Comslave's contribution (Carrier is such an inspiration!):

Then Bhurzum's contribution on "Trigger" Laden:

There once was a twat called Greg Laden
Whose hairline was comically fading
But cause him butt-hurt
He'd leave you dead in the dirt
Then return to relentless white-knighting

[Cunning Punt]

Oops. I forgot to CtrlV Comslave's limerick:

Let me tell you about Richard the cunt,
Who is really a sickening runt,
He tried to push us into A+
But try as he must,
We're putting an end to this stunt.