The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...

#61

Eucliwood wrote:ONE DAY... I will write an indepth fiction piece after lucid dreaming it or something

I've made a huge mistake. :doh:

#62

Eucliwood wrote:
Rystefn wrote: Goes back to the whole "rape switch" conversation. Things got pretty nasty. Part of the conversation went on in e-mails, and the fucker cobbled together some shit he sent to Svan claiming it was a forwarded e-mail from me admitting to trolling the whole thing. Then he claimed that because I didn't get a fucking subpoena to Google for the records of the e-mail, it was clear that his con was the real deal. It would have been laughable, except he somehow managed to con a bunch of people into thinking that made any kind of sense.

Nothing he's done since has cast him in any better light that I've seen. He's a thoroughly dishonest piece of shit, and if I heard he was severaly injured, I would go visit him in the hospital just so i could laugh at his misery in person.
Aw, I'm sorry he did that to you. I would have taken the blow for you or somehow emptied my place into your place.

ooo.. this calls for an image... *snips Thimbledick slashfic*

TO BE CONTINUED.

...and that's how Eucli killed the Slymepit. The end.

#63

atheist census is at 73.6% male... so the obvious question is: what is scaring away all the female atheists? Is the website MISOGYNISTIC :o

#64

Eucliwood, continue to be an obnoxious moron on purpose and you'll be driven out.

#65

Found while looking at one of the BF3 players I've seen on Hazard Cinema: Cuntpunch by Wovn

That should just be a link, not an imbedded video, if I recall correctly.

#66

decius wrote:Eucliwood, continue to be an obnoxious moron on purpose and you'll be driven out.

Um, decius? Leave me alone. Yeah, I was sort of teasing, but I seriously daydream this stuff. I can write criticisms about him here, so why not reveal a more perverted side of myself involving him? Put me on ignore if you bugs this bad, seriously. I bet if someone else was writing their daydreams it wouldn't be demonized as much.

#67

Okay, how about I create a separate thread in which I let out my "slash" (what is that?) fics? I wont go into it just to write "hm, Id like to fuck X though" you'll just have to tolerate that in a normal post. But if I'm going to go off on a tangent about a daydream, I'll post there. Ladies, gay men, it might be able to help you too. I know it helps me calm down my upset at some of them... as for the women... I'm not into women, so there's nothing I can do about my rage at people like Taslima or ophelia and the rest of those hags.

#68

Well, fuck.

#69

decius wrote:Eucliwood, continue to be an obnoxious moron on purpose and you'll be driven out.

She's just Gen Y - the world needs to know what she is thinking. As it happens. In detail. Over and over.

Mostly harmless (as Notung?? said).

#70

I like the new thread direction.

#71

rayshul wrote:Well, fuck.

Your word is our command.

#72

KiwiInOz wrote:
decius wrote:Eucliwood, continue to be an obnoxious moron on purpose and you'll be driven out.
She's just Gen Y - the world needs to know what she is thinking. As it happens. In detail. Over and over.

Mostly harmless (as Notung?? said).

Um, please, if I was updating you on my thoughts as they happen there'd be way more shit in here. I don't post a LOT of my thoughts on posts here, etc.

#73

Eucliwood wrote:Okay, how about I create a separate thread in which I let out my "slash" (what is that?) fics? I wont go into it just to write "hm, Id like to fuck X though" you'll just have to tolerate that in a normal post. But if I'm going to go off on a tangent about a daydream, I'll post there. Ladies, gay men, it might be able to help you too. I know it helps me calm down my upset at some of them... as for the women... I'm not into women, so there's nothing I can do about my rage at people like Taslima or ophelia and the rest of those hags.

That's actually a pretty good idea. We could corner the market on FC(n) slashfic, and on top of that, having it hosted at the slymepit would probably cause some clentched jaws and spittles.

#74

Eucliwood wrote:
KiwiInOz wrote:
decius wrote:Eucliwood, continue to be an obnoxious moron on purpose and you'll be driven out.
She's just Gen Y - the world needs to know what she is thinking. As it happens. In detail. Over and over.

Mostly harmless (as Notung?? said).

Um, please, if I was updating you on my thoughts as they happen there'd be way more shit in here. I don't post a LOT of my thoughts on posts here, etc.

It'd probably be more effective that waterboarding.

:whistle:

#75

Eucliwood wrote:Okay, how about I create a separate thread in which I let out my "slash" (what is that?) fics?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=slashfic

#76

Actually Im curious to see if anyone from FTB can put a spin of violent misogyny onto the idea of wanting to be impregnated by Thimbledooby.

#77

aweraw wrote:
Eucliwood wrote:Okay, how about I create a separate thread in which I let out my "slash" (what is that?) fics? I wont go into it just to write "hm, Id like to fuck X though" you'll just have to tolerate that in a normal post. But if I'm going to go off on a tangent about a daydream, I'll post there. Ladies, gay men, it might be able to help you too. I know it helps me calm down my upset at some of them... as for the women... I'm not into women, so there's nothing I can do about my rage at people like Taslima or ophelia and the rest of those hags.
That's actually a pretty good idea. We could corner the market on FC(n) slashfic, and on top of that, having it hosted at the slymepit would probably cause some clentched jaws and spittles.

And make it pay per view.

#78

rayshul wrote:Well, fuck.

Sounds like a plan. Everyone take off your pants.

#79

DownThunder wrote:Actually Im curious to see if anyone from FTB can put a spin of violent misogyny onto the idea of wanting to be impregnated by Thimbledooby.

Oh, hahaha.

"Oh my god, the slymepit has infected her brains, she doesn't like him for his viewz, and is yet writing things like that, it's like she's mind raping herself, they have taught her not to value herself"

Okay... yeah, Im trying too hard. I have no idea how they'd succeed in putting a spin on it. xD

#80

Eucliwood wrote:
DownThunder wrote:Actually Im curious to see if anyone from FTB can put a spin of violent misogyny onto the idea of wanting to be impregnated by Thimbledooby.
Oh, hahaha.

"Oh my god, the slymepit has infected her brains, she doesn't like him for his viewz, and is yet writing things like that, it's like she's mind raping herself, they have taught her not to value herself"

Okay... yeah, Im trying too hard. I have no idea how they'd succeed in putting a spin on it. xD

We, ever-efficient tools of the patriarchy that we are, have convinced you that you're a mindless fuck toy, only useful as a semi-mobile vagina support system for sex and baby-making, so when you began to be convinced by his superior FTB arguments, the victory manifested in your brain as a desire to make babies with him.

#81

http://reapsowradio.com/graphics/flysm.gif

#82

Well, at least I got in the first 100. Lmao

#83

HAHAHAHA, Reap, Lord PeeZus the fly ... SPLAT!

Brilliant.

#84

Reap wrote:http://reapsowradio.com/graphics/flysm.gif

ROTFL

#85

Al Stefanelli wrote:Well, at least I got in the first 100. Lmao

I got 69. And under Rayshul.

Read it and weep.

#86

Eucliwood wrote:Okay, so I've embarrassed myself going at the Jason Thibeault dude. What happens when you do this, and then apologize??? Des he continue destroying you or what? I really don't want to be destroyed after an apology. It hurts, like when you accidentally bump someone down and they slap your hand away when you try to help them up. Does anyone have any experience in this?

Also, does anyone else think he's a handsome guy or am I on my own here? Rofl, I wonder how much vomit I can get out of the Lousy Canuck with that line?

Jason is a complete waste of space and time. The extent of which can not be described with words. Every breath he takes means others suffer. I can't say if he is handsome because I find him too repulsive for consideration. He loves me tho.

#87

Rystefn wrote:
We, ever-efficient tools of the patriarchy that we are, have convinced you that you're a mindless fuck toy, only useful as a semi-mobile vagina support system for sex and baby-making, so when you began to be convinced by his superior FTB arguments, the victory manifested in your brain as a desire to make babies with him.

PSH... nevar! If they make the mistake of assuming I'm writing sexy stories involving him because he has any superior FTB arguments, I'll correct them!

#88

Um, what did I walk in on?!

#89

Reap wrote:
Jason is a complete waste of space and time. The extent of which can not be described with words. Every breath he takes means others suffer. I can't say if he is handsome because I find him too repulsive for consideration. He loves me tho.

What do you mean by the part I have bolded? I am interested. FULL NARRATIVE RECOUNTING please.
Omg, did you used to date him or something? I'm sorry if you did.

#90

fascination wrote:Um, what did I walk in on?!

A young post; and the sap is rising.

Get your :popcorn:

#91

Eucliwood wrote:
Reap wrote:
Jason is a complete waste of space and time. The extent of which can not be described with words. Every breath he takes means others suffer. I can't say if he is handsome because I find him too repulsive for consideration. He loves me tho.
What do you mean by the part I have bolded? I am interested. FULL NARRATIVE RECOUNTING please.
Omg, did you used to date him or something? I'm sorry if you did.

...ugh. Okay, I bolded it now.

#92

Eucliwood wrote:
Reap wrote:
Jason is a complete waste of space and time. The extent of which can not be described with words. Every breath he takes means others suffer. I can't say if he is handsome because I find him too repulsive for consideration. He loves me tho.
What do you mean by the part I have bolded? I am interested. FULL NARRATIVE RECOUNTING please.
Omg, did you used to date him or something? I'm sorry if you did.

Its cool, I dumped him. He has a small penis and I'm shallow like that.

#93

fascination wrote:Um, what did I walk in on?!

Same thing as when you walked into your parents bedroom that one time. Shit you'd rather not know about.

Polterguest · #94

Sorry if this has been posted but:

Read this, concerning someone called 'Hugo Schwyzer'.

http://www.care2.com/causes/reclaiming- ... tml?page=1

Now look who's palling around with the subject of that article (and that by far isn't the only critical article about him by feminists).

You've guessed it - Melody. And we know she believes in guilt by association so...

#95

Reap wrote:
Eucliwood wrote:
Reap wrote:
Jason is a complete waste of space and time. The extent of which can not be described with words. Every breath he takes means others suffer. I can't say if he is handsome because I find him too repulsive for consideration. He loves me tho.
What do you mean by the part I have bolded? I am interested. FULL NARRATIVE RECOUNTING please.
Omg, did you used to date him or something? I'm sorry if you did.
Its cool, I dumped him. He has a small penis and I'm shallow like that.

Holy shit, okay okay, how did you come across him??? When did you start dating him? What was it like? Was it always sucky, or did it get sucky? How was the break up? Did you break up with him because of his femtheism or was it something else?

#96

Are we discussing sexual fantasies? Flirting?

#97

fascination wrote:Are we discussing sexual fantasies? Flirting?

Look at this

Warning: Disturbing Content [spoiler]viewtopic.php?f=20&t=225[/spoiler]

#98

Polterguest wrote:Sorry if this has been posted but:

Read this, concerning someone called 'Hugo Schwyzer'.

http://www.care2.com/causes/reclaiming- ... tml?page=1

Now look who's palling around with the subject of that article (and that by far isn't the only critical article about him by feminists).

You've guessed it - Melody. And we know she believes in guilt by association so...

Yeah, that was covered in the other thread. Thank you though. Maybe someone who missed it there will see it here.

#99

aweraw wrote:
JackRayner wrote:Those videos you folk post don't help...
I'm trying to keep an archive of videos and stuff posted here in the slymepit subreddit I created. You can read up until you're current, then go back and hopefully all the videos you skipped will be posted there. Feel free to post your own links there too.

Link: http://www.reddit.com/r/slymepit/

As far as videos go, I usually hit the little "watch later" button and leave it for when I'm cooking or sketching or absentmindedly grinding away in some videogame, but a reddit with the latest and greatest is looking really good right about now. [I guess I'm being silly and trying to read every post. Even skimming is taking too long though...]

Either that, or some specific thread around here? I enjoy the chit chat, but when I'm trying to catch up, I'd like to get the bullet points. [Lsuoma, wasn't this kind of what you were trying to accomplish with that whole "thanks" thingamajig?]

#100

fascination wrote:Um, what did I walk in on?!

Not sure how to define this abomination, but we may need to have a word with LSuoma. A 30-minute post limit imposed on selected posters could bring the tripe rate down to more tolerable levels.

#101

decius wrote:
fascination wrote:Um, what did I walk in on?!
Not sure how to define this abomination, but we may need to have a word with LSuoma. A 30-minute post limit imposed on selected posters could bring the tripe rate down to more tolerable levels.

Mmm. Tripe.

http://www.abc.net.au/tv/cookandchef/im ... 302217.jpg

#102

Well, I'll start a topic. How have the Pit Skype sessions been? I haven't been able to join in yet but I have several Pitters on my Skype list.

#103

Nah, I'm finding the whole thing hilarious.

#104

Rystefn, you're on my contact list. Do you like the Skype sesssions? I'm going to try to fit one in soon when Im feeling better.

#105

decius wrote:A 30-minute post limit imposed on selected posters could bring the tripe rate down to more tolerable levels.

Clearly you're an inexperienced SlimePitter. I'm now a master at mouse-wheeling very quickly through the vast reams of (putting it politely) stuff I'm not interested in. ;)

#106

fascination wrote:Are we discussing sexual fantasies? Flirting?

It's been a recurring thing around here for some time, but the first time someone brought up a sexual fantasy about one of the FTBastards (Eucli wants to redeem Thimbledick with the power of fucking), it comes to light that Reap used to fuck him until it turns out Thimbledick isn't just a funny nickname, but a factual description of his anatomy. Also, he may or may not be into some weird shit Reap doesn't want to tell us about.

#107

Eucliwood wrote:appearances can fool. He should prove it by [spoiler]sticking it into my mighty dick receiver[/spoiler] Haha. I'm trying to make him vomit.

How about if I vomit for him, and you remove your fingers from the keyboard for half an hour?

Deal?

#108

At 7 am, locally, my next session will involve an extreme degree of recline and different states of consciousness. My skype contact is decivs (mind the Latin spelling). Everyone whose name doesn't end with -wood, feel free to add me.

#109

fascination wrote:Rystefn, you're on my contact list. Do you like the Skype sesssions? I'm going to try to fit one in soon when Im feeling better.

Yeah. Lots of laughs, occasionally productive discussions about how to deal with things, Phil's sexy accent... we've got it all and then some.

#110

Rystefn wrote:
fascination wrote:Rystefn, you're on my contact list. Do you like the Skype sesssions? I'm going to try to fit one in soon when Im feeling better.
Yeah. Lots of laughs, occasionally productive discussions about how to deal with things, Phil's sexy accent... we've got it all and then some.

I'd join in, but these usually occur during my work hours, and my office doesn't have a door.

#111

Yay! first in the new thread! oh and...... Penis

#112

KiwiInOz wrote:
Rystefn wrote:
fascination wrote:Rystefn, you're on my contact list. Do you like the Skype sesssions? I'm going to try to fit one in soon when Im feeling better.
Yeah. Lots of laughs, occasionally productive discussions about how to deal with things, Phil's sexy accent... we've got it all and then some.
I'd join in, but these usually occur during my work hours, and my office doesn't have a door.

Feel free to suggest a time that works better for you. Some of us have very flexible schedules.

#113

I read that little post by PZ about his self-importance. I could almost see him dribbling from his mouth as he furiously typed, laughing maniacally when he hit send. I browsed the comments and saw the ban hammer come down on Long after just one civil comment. PZ is losing it.

#114

Tkmlac wrote:I read that little post by PZ about his self-importance. I could almost see him dribbling from his mouth as he furiously typed, laughing maniacally when he hit send. I browsed the comments and saw the ban hammer come down on Long after just one civil comment. PZ is losing it.

For the reason that Long is a 'slymepitter'. I'm not sure what that means any more, since Long has never posted here.

#115

Rystefn wrote:
fascination wrote:Rystefn, you're on my contact list. Do you like the Skype sesssions? I'm going to try to fit one in soon when Im feeling better.
Yeah. Lots of laughs, occasionally productive discussions about how to deal with things, Phil's sexy accent... we've got it all and then some.

I'll have to try it out. I need to pick up a better mic this weekend though. Does anyone have any suggestions on what kind of mic to get? Is a gaming headset okay? That's what I had but it broke.

#116

Git wrote:Nah, I'm finding the whole thing hilarious.

Mileage seems to vary a lot on this. So far, I find it's like listening to a babbling brook compared to the fingernails-on-the-chalkboard effect of Steers or oolon.

#117

fascination wrote:
Rystefn wrote:
fascination wrote:Rystefn, you're on my contact list. Do you like the Skype sesssions? I'm going to try to fit one in soon when Im feeling better.
Yeah. Lots of laughs, occasionally productive discussions about how to deal with things, Phil's sexy accent... we've got it all and then some.
I'll have to try it out. I need to pick up a better mic this weekend though. Does anyone have any suggestions on what kind of mic to get? Is a gaming headset okay? That's what I had but it broke.

I'm using a gaming headset. It's not perfect, but it's functional enough. No one's complained about it so far, anyway.

#118

Thanks Rystefn! I'll look at what Best Buy has this weekend.

#119

Tkmlac wrote:I read that little post by PZ about his self-importance. I could almost see him dribbling from his mouth as he furiously typed, laughing maniacally when he hit send. I browsed the comments and saw the ban hammer come down on Long after just one civil comment. PZ is losing it.

[youtube]4AznmrRZsRQ[/youtube]

With geometric logic, PZ proves he has lost his strawberries.

(With apologies to Captain Queeg for the comparison.)

#120

Our Bureau of Meteorology has had to add new colours to its weather forecasting charts because of the possibility of temps going above 50 degrees Celsius in the current heat wave.

No evidence of human induced climate change my arse.

I see that Skeptical Science have updated their elevator, too.

Now, returning to your favourite slashfic.