Just to bring things back on topic, Aratina Cage recently posted a rebuttal of the list of pharyngula porcupine threats listed on Skepsheiks blog.
http://www.skepsheik.blogspot.com/2013/ ... exual.html
Aratina's rebuttal is here
http://aratina.blogspot.com/2013/05/ske ... -lord.html
All the pharyngula threats on the skepsheik list are present in Tigzys slymepit thread, along with their sources.
Tigzys thread is here
viewtopic.php?f=21&t=256
And the skepsheik list below:
1. “I am going to personally see to it that an especially rotten and dribbly dead porcupine is rammed so far up their rectum that they are picking bits of it out of their teeth for the foreseeable future.â€
2. “Fuck ‘em with decayed porcupines and red hot pokers! I’m drunk and I’m priviledged and I’m human thus fallible all hell but fuck those douchcanoes and make it hurt!â€
3. “the porcupines are still located to the left of the door as you leave. Grab on. Shove it where it will do the most good (to the entire world), and then go die in a fire. Slowly.â€
4. “stick a decaying porcupine dipped in hot tar and glass shards up his pustule-covered arse sideways, slowly.â€
5. “Take your fucking sympathies for predators and shove them up your ass and chase them with a dead, rotting porcupine that’s been marinating in capsaicin.â€
6. “You are fucking tiresome and I wish you would shove a rotting porcupine up your ass.â€
7. “May a necrotic porcupine fester, unremovable in your bowels.â€
8. †He should be pounding so many decaying porcupines up his asshole that quills start coming out of his ears.â€
9. “surlyramics made me a custom necklace with a totally cute porcupine and the word “insert†underneath it. I get compliments on it every time I wear it (without even any questions about why the word “insert†is under the porcupine).â€
10. “Surly Amy makes a lovely porcupine necklace now. It’s adorable, and has a one word label: “insertâ€.
That last quote was from PZ Myers himself, promoting the business of one of his friends who was actually selling necklaces featuring the rape threat imagery.
Not that the imagery is confined to brutal bodily violation using porcupines. According to one popular commenter the violation is merely a means to an end.
“You go fuck yourself. Get something heavy and sharp. Die whilst doing it, if possible.†– AnthonyK
So then...
Considering that Aratina has always maintained that francs 'cunt-kick' could only be seen in one way - a direct threat of violence, we can presume that he
must take a similar approach to the pharyngulite threats.
Can't we?
The first 10 + 1 porcupine jokes are just that--jokes. If you don't find them funny, then I hope you never watch a Bette Midler movie because it'll only make you angry. (And I don't even know what the fuck he is talking about with that Anthony one. He could have pulled it out of his butt for all I know.
Yes!
It's the Chris Clarke defence!
It's harmless humorous metaphors when they do it!
The rest of Aratinas conspiracy theory post will amuse those who remember the Wally Smith affair.
PS, here's AnthonyK's anal rape death fantasy
http://i.imgur.com/FhKJR.jpg
Aratina - you're not helping ;)