You is all a bunch of poofs!

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Post by dogen » Sun Jul 07, 2019 3:05 pm

Bhurzum wrote:
Lsuoma wrote: I see that every time I have a Jodrell I'll be abusing a world heritage sit, now.
Can't beat a good Barclay's with a pile of quality Frankie Vaughan.

(only posting this to spread confusion)
...and that's Mornington Crescent. Nicely played, sir.

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Post by Service Dog » Sun Jul 07, 2019 3:09 pm

"Stranger Things 3 is being largely hailed as a triumph. It jumpstarted the narrative, gave some much-needed credit to its female characters, and is generally just a good ol' time (except for the Flayed, R.I.P.).

But there's one baffling gap, and that's Jim Hopper's terrifying anger management issues that build to a boiling point from the season's very opening. Hopper is a rage monster almost as volatile as the Mind Flayer, and it's not okay."


https://mashable.com/article/stranger-t ... per-angry/

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Post by Bhurzum » Sun Jul 07, 2019 3:30 pm

dogen wrote: ...and that's Mornington Crescent.
https://media0.giphy.com/media/DmY1tYUOpwgH6/giphy.gif

;)

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Post by Bhurzum » Sun Jul 07, 2019 9:50 pm

Well, bend me over a barrel and bugger me with a toasting fork! As already mentioned, I've been exploring other types of music (still horribly hooked on blues!) and have been playing some...interesting stuff. However, there has always been one genre I've avoided like the plague - jazz: atonal trash, a hot-mess of musical gibberish, utter pish.

That being said, I think I've just stumbled onto an "in" track. Stick with me, this might be a bumpy ride.

For those of you who don't listen to them, Radiohead are a rather odd band - over the years, their growth has seen them transform from a relatively unheard of indie/emo-esque group into the industry giants they are today. At the risk of sounding like a hipster, I've been a massive fan from "Pablo Honey" (their second release) all the way to present day. Anyhoo, what has this got to do with jazz?

Listen to this (classic) track - it's fairly short but is a good example of their stuff.



(Thom Yorke is one ugly motherfucker!)

So, I blundered onto a jazz cover (don't ask what I was searching for) and out of idle curiosity, I clicked the link.



No idea what type of jazz this is (sounds very 50's to my ignorant ear) but god damn! They now own that song!

Just wanted to share.

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Post by Bhurzum » Sun Jul 07, 2019 9:52 pm

I'm a twat - just noticed the "vintage 30's" in the title.

Twat, twat, twat!

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Post by Bhurzum » Sun Jul 07, 2019 10:00 pm

Holy crap, the channel "Post modern jukebox" looks like it might be a goldmine.

:P

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Post by mike150160 » Sun Jul 07, 2019 11:08 pm

Bhurzum wrote: Holy crap, the channel "Post modern jukebox" looks like it might be a goldmine.

:P

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Look for their version of "Creep"

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Post by mike150160 » Sun Jul 07, 2019 11:09 pm

...and "Seven Nation Army"

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Post by Hunt » Sun Jul 07, 2019 11:17 pm

Was listening to 80s rock station today and happened upon this jem:



It must be the Incel anthem, lol.
Girls have it made
Girls have more fun
Girls have their way
To get lovers anytime they want
Anytime she needs some lovin'
Anytime she just gives a sign
It won't take her long to find a man to oblige
Guys got to plot
Guys got to plan
Guys got to lie, cheat, steal
Do anything he can
Anything to get her to love him
Anything to make her agree
That's the way it's been since Adam and Eve
Girls can get it anytime they want
Girls can get it where a man often won't
Everybody's always after some lovin' now and then
A woman gets it faster than any man can
Girls can get it anytime they like
Girls can get it a fact of life
If she calls you for some lovin' in the middle of the night
She can get a man runnin' at the speed of light
We all look for love
Somewhere, sometime
Girls find it first
They find it morning, noon and night
And it's a wonder of nature, eighth wonder of the world
That a man's got to chase her if he's gonna get the girl
Oh, when a woman wants love
A woman gets love
And it's for sure she's gonna find it
Before the sun comes up
Girls can get it, they pick and choose
Girls can get it, men are always in the mood
If she calls you for some lovin' in the middle of the night
She can get a man runnin' at the speed of light
Girls can get it anytime they like
Girls can get it a fact of life
Oh, you know she'll find it easy
You know that she can
It's like givin' a little water to a thirsty man
Girls can get it anytime they want
Girls can get it where a man often won't

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Post by Hunt » Sun Jul 07, 2019 11:23 pm

By the way, can we find out who produced this and kill them? Is that too much to ask?


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Post by Bhurzum » Sun Jul 07, 2019 11:40 pm

mike150160 wrote: Look for their version of "Creep"
Yup, it's brilliant!

The jury is still out on the "High and dry" cover but it's growing on me. Gutted there's no version of this - my #1 Radiohead track:



I defy anyone to not like this song...it's 100% pure bliss.

Lyrics are poetry...
Slight of hand
Jump off the end
Into a clear lake
No one around
Just dragonflies
Fantasize
No one gets hurt
You've done nothing wrong
Slide your hand
Jump off the end
The water's clear
And innocent
The water's clear
And innocent

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Post by Bhurzum » Sun Jul 07, 2019 11:56 pm

Hunt wrote: Was listening to 80s rock station today and happened upon this jem:
Heh. A couple of years ago I was on a long drive in a rental. At roughly 04:00hrs, somewhere just south of the border, a track came on the radio - a very stripped down "surf-punk" track (DJ's words, not mine) that had me toe-tapping and banging my head like a nutcase. After it was finished, he named the band & track so I pulled over to write it down. No pen in the rental, I whipped out my phone to make a text with the band/song - battery dead, no charger with me.

I drove like a fucking psycho - chanting the band name like a mantra - screeched into the next service station and hoofed it into the 24 hour shop. Pen purchased, I scribbled it down.

Long story short, the song is brilliant (I still blast it out once or twice per week) but the band are a no-hit wonder and the rest of their stuff is crap. Anyway, this is the song that had me doing 100mph+ to buy a pen...


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Post by MarcusAu » Mon Jul 08, 2019 1:57 am

Since you've given me an excuse to post song covers - here's what I consider to be the best Johnny Cash / Joe Strummer collaboration...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZBaklS79Wc

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Post by Bhurzum » Mon Jul 08, 2019 2:01 am

MarcusAu wrote: Since you've given me an excuse to post song covers - here's what I consider to be the best Johnny Cash / Joe Strummer collaboration...
I'd never heard that before - cheers, man.

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Post by John D » Mon Jul 08, 2019 5:29 am

Service Dog wrote: "Stranger Things 3 is being largely hailed as a triumph. It jumpstarted the narrative, gave some much-needed credit to its female characters, and is generally just a good ol' time (except for the Flayed, R.I.P.).

But there's one baffling gap, and that's Jim Hopper's terrifying anger management issues that build to a boiling point from the season's very opening. Hopper is a rage monster almost as volatile as the Mind Flayer, and it's not okay."


https://mashable.com/article/stranger-t ... per-angry/
Nice rant from the prior page dog.... haha.

I find almost all movies and TV and Netflix shows.... whatever media outlet.... I find almost all of it unwatchable. Nothing fresh. Just rehashed bull shit with a twist. My wife love all this stuff. Good for her I guess. She can sit down in the La-z-boy when she rolls out of bed at 2:00pm and binge watch a series till 2:00am when she rolls back into bed. I think she can watch police procedurals over and over. Fuck me. She has been watching iZombie for the last two days. I can watch about a half episode before I start yelling at the TV. haha. I am like "why the fuck would they do that without backup.... why would you drop your gun when the bad guy is threatening a hostage.... why would you separate, am I watching fucking Scoobie-doo- ruh roh Shaggy." I drive my wife crazy and she yells at me to shut up all the time. Seriously, every time the good guys decide to separate when they are investigating something I do my Scoobie-doo imitation.... "Hehehehehe Shaggie.... let separate... ruh roh!"

It is like all the adults I know enjoy thinking they are teenagers. My friends pick teen-books for our book club.... fucking "Fault in our Stars". WTF.... is this goddamned Oprah? Grow the fuck up..... I just read Crime and Punishment and the Odyssey..... what the fuck is wrong with you guys?

Anyway.... most stuff is shit cause most people are shit. They want to be treated like teenagers.

I guess you can't blame them. If you really accept the existential crisis of life you pretty much just want to kill yourself. Deep reflection carrys great risk. You might end up figuring out how stupid you are and just wallow in regret.

I have put on a bunch of weight (15 pounds?) so I am going back on my diet of fasting two days per week. I will work out on my fasting days. I told my wife this and she snapped "You do whatever you want!" I am like... okay.... and I started thinking I need to find a girlfriend once I get in shape again. That sounds really good honey. Thanks for the suggestion. Over the next few years I will get in really good shape and find a girlfriend.... I will "do whatever I want". Thanks for the suggestion.

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Post by John D » Mon Jul 08, 2019 5:32 am

I just need to figure out how to whiten my teeth without my wife noticing.

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Post by Matt Cavanaugh » Mon Jul 08, 2019 5:57 am

John D wrote:
Mon Jul 08, 2019 5:32 am
I just need to figure out how to whiten my teeth without my wife noticing.
Blindfold her when you do it.

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Post by Matt Cavanaugh » Mon Jul 08, 2019 6:02 am

John D wrote: Over the next few years I will get in really good shape and find a girlfriend.... I will "do whatever I want". Thanks for the suggestion.
Then you could get a sugar baby.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... en-35.html

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Post by Matt Cavanaugh » Mon Jul 08, 2019 6:03 am

John D wrote: I find almost all movies and TV and Netflix shows.... whatever media outlet.... I find almost all of it unwatchable. Nothing fresh. Just rehashed bull shit with a twist.
Watch The Expanse. It's amazing.

This is my first serious suggestion of the morning.


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Post by John D » Mon Jul 08, 2019 6:09 am

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
John D wrote: Over the next few years I will get in really good shape and find a girlfriend.... I will "do whatever I want". Thanks for the suggestion.
Then you could get a sugar baby.
Interesting.... but how much is this sort of thing going to cost? I am pretty damn frugal. I am okay with covering the cost of a show and a meal...but.... diamond rings are out of my budget.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... en-35.html

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Post by John D » Mon Jul 08, 2019 6:10 am

John D wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
John D wrote: Over the next few years I will get in really good shape and find a girlfriend.... I will "do whatever I want". Thanks for the suggestion.
Then you could get a sugar baby.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... en-35.html
Oops... fixed this. Interesting.... but how much is this sort of thing going to cost? I am pretty damn frugal. I am okay with covering the cost of a show and a meal...but.... diamond rings are out of my budget.

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Post by BoxNDox » Mon Jul 08, 2019 6:13 am

Bhurzum wrote: Holy crap, the channel "Post modern jukebox" looks like it might be a goldmine.

:P

(Sorry for the spam)
If you're confused about musical styles, Scott Bradlee created this handly guide for you:



Unfortunately it doesn't cover Jazz styles, which are essentially a separate timeline.

As for PMJ, I highly recommend seeing a live show if possible. The videos don't really provide the full experience. I will note that it's now essentially a franchise, with multiple groups, so you're not necessarily going to see Scott at the piano. Even if you don't, the other pianists are quite good.

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Post by John D » Mon Jul 08, 2019 6:17 am

The problem is..... the Boomers!


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Post by MarcusAu » Mon Jul 08, 2019 6:54 am

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
John D wrote:
Mon Jul 08, 2019 5:32 am
I just need to figure out how to whiten my teeth without my wife noticing.
Blindfold her when you do it.
Put the glass in a drawer after you take them out.

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Post by MarcusAu » Mon Jul 08, 2019 6:56 am

John D wrote:
...Fault in our Stars...the Odyssey...
If you took 10 years to get home - you'd need to come up with some sort of an excuse.

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Post by InfraRedBucket » Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:13 am

Alas probably no video of this..
Man pretending to be a cop tried to pull over a real deputy and got arrested

On July 4, 2019 just before 8:30 p.m., an off-duty Lee County Sheriff's deputy was traveling eastbound on I-4, when a black Crown Victoria with white and amber lights pulled behind him with the emergency lights activated.

The Lee County deputy pulled to the shoulder and the Crown Victoria pulled beside him. Barry Lee Hastings Jr. told the deputy to "slow down." The deputy challenged him for credentials twice, to which Hastings responded he is a law enforcement officer and his credentials were at the office. He told the deputy he could follow him back to the "station" so he could obtain and show him his
credentials.

The deputy then told Hastings he was going to get law enforcement involved and dialed 911, at which point Hastings fled eastbound on I-4. He exited on Branch Forbes and was stopped by a Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office deputy, where he was detained while the off-duty deputy was interviewed.

A functional siren box and light setup, similar to HCSO's, was discovered within the Crown Victoria. There was also a CB radio. No handcuffs or firearms were located in the vehicle.

Hastings was placed under arrest for Impersonating a Public Officer.
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Post by BoxNDox » Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:24 am

InfraRedBucket wrote: Alas probably no video of this..
Man pretending to be a cop tried to pull over a real deputy and got arrested

On July 4, 2019 just before 8:30 p.m., an off-duty Lee County Sheriff's deputy was traveling eastbound on I-4, when a black Crown Victoria with white and amber lights pulled behind him with the emergency lights activated.

The Lee County deputy pulled to the shoulder and the Crown Victoria pulled beside him. Barry Lee Hastings Jr. told the deputy to "slow down." The deputy challenged him for credentials twice, to which Hastings responded he is a law enforcement officer and his credentials were at the office. He told the deputy he could follow him back to the "station" so he could obtain and show him his
credentials.

The deputy then told Hastings he was going to get law enforcement involved and dialed 911, at which point Hastings fled eastbound on I-4. He exited on Branch Forbes and was stopped by a Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office deputy, where he was detained while the off-duty deputy was interviewed.

A functional siren box and light setup, similar to HCSO's, was discovered within the Crown Victoria. There was also a CB radio. No handcuffs or firearms were located in the vehicle.

Hastings was placed under arrest for Impersonating a Public Officer.
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https://www.hcso.tampa.fl.us/About-HCSO ... 9-276.aspx
Florida man. Figures.

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Post by Matt Cavanaugh » Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:29 am

John D wrote:
]Oops... fixed this. Interesting.... but how much is this sort of thing going to cost? I am pretty damn frugal. I am okay with covering the cost of a show and a meal...but.... diamond rings are out of my budget.
Well, I guess when your sugar baby starts asking for too much sugar, you just torture & murder her, then burn her remains in your back yard.
While the neighbors are watching.
After leaving a social media trail connecting you to your victim.
After you ask the local handyman to build you a secret dungeon with hooks on the wall.
After you self-publish a semi-autobiographical novel about someone obsessed with watching people being burnt alive.

Need to attend to all the details before pulling off a crime like this, ya know.

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Post by Bhurzum » Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:03 am

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Need to attend to all the details before pulling off a crime like this, ya know.


:lol:

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Post by Service Dog » Mon Jul 08, 2019 11:03 am

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
John D wrote: Over the next few years I will get in really good shape and find a girlfriend.... I will "do whatever I want". Thanks for the suggestion.
Then you could get a sugar baby.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... en-35.html
I worked half-a-month, one Fashion Week, with a sugar baby. Or maybe just a gold-digger?

Anyway-- I recall her saying that the guys who pay her for dates or sex-- wouldn't have to pay. Girls, including herself, would go-out with them.

But the guys don't believe that to be true, so they pay because they think they have-to, to get laid-- or get a hot one. And the girls just go-along with it.

Likewise-- I recall an informal survey asking guys how much they thought they'd have to pay for sex with a '10'. And asking girls how-much they'd have to be offered--
to fuck a guy. The guys were guessing, like, $10,000. Not a single woman priced herself above $1,500. Almost all said they'd take half-that.

Currently, I'm watching a scenario unfold. A young nerdy videogamer guy started a long-distance relationship with a hot girl from his World of Warcraft fighting guild.
At first-- he was all-about old fashioned monogamy & commitment. He sneered at his young generation's revolving-door sex life. She visited his city-- they had a fling. Talked about her moving to his town. She went home & her enthusiasm cooled. His feelings were hurt. They kept going long-distance-- her increasingly regarding him as needy & pathetic... waiting for him to give-up. Him aching for her. A few days ago, he hooked-up with another girl. Had a great time. Is getting what he wants. Told the first one. The first one sez she can hardly complain/ since she had been the disinterested party. Said, 'ok, I guess that's it for us.' And Mr. Conservative Modesty was like, "No wait. I'm not sure this new girl really wants a relationship with me. LET ME CHECK, and then I'll keep going with you if she doesn't want me'. The gall of him! I laughed so hard that he thought it was reasonable for the first one to wait & see if he'd settle for her. Laughed because he's right--- these days, it's worth a shot to see what he can get away with. Girl #1 says he's a huge 'Min-Maxer'... a gamer term for building absurd characters... such as trading-down intelligence points to retard levels... to transfer those points to muscle strength points. She says he's trying to Min-Max pussy. Yep. Shit has tilted in favor of those bold-enough to dare to reach-for previously-absurd decadence & gluttony.

I don't think the Feminists & Progressives tampering with the traditional social boundaries-- really expect anyone-but-themselves to try to benefit from the tampering. They don't have any idea how much they'll get cleaned-out... when they let dudes min-max the game.

Good luck.

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Post by Lsuoma » Mon Jul 08, 2019 11:15 am

Drunk-driver pussy pass judge...



...uses her pussy pass.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cov ... e-48909227

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Post by Service Dog » Mon Jul 08, 2019 11:18 am

I was hoping a jazz version of radiohead would approximate the noisy soundscapes of radiohead with jazz instruments. kinda like these jazz guys' garbled-translation of funk...

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Post by mordacious1 » Mon Jul 08, 2019 12:41 pm

John D wrote:
John D wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
John D wrote: Over the next few years I will get in really good shape and find a girlfriend.... I will "do whatever I want". Thanks for the suggestion.
Then you could get a sugar baby.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... en-35.html
Oops... fixed this. Interesting.... but how much is this sort of thing going to cost? I am pretty damn frugal. I am okay with covering the cost of a show and a meal...but.... diamond rings are out of my budget.
I’ve heard that there are young women who will trade casual sex for a decent meal. Apparently, it’s called a “Foodie Call”. Although, with the price of a decent meal nowadays, it might be cheaper to just pay up front and skip the meal.

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Post by Bhurzum » Mon Jul 08, 2019 12:51 pm

mordacious1 wrote: I’ve heard that there are young women who will trade casual sex for a decent meal. Apparently, it’s called a “Foodie Call”. Although, with the price of a decent meal nowadays, it might be cheaper to just pay up front and skip the meal.
Or take a pipe-wrench and skip payment altogether.

;)

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Post by John D » Mon Jul 08, 2019 12:54 pm

mordacious1 wrote:
John D wrote:
John D wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
John D wrote: Over the next few years I will get in really good shape and find a girlfriend.... I will "do whatever I want". Thanks for the suggestion.
Then you could get a sugar baby.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... en-35.html
Oops... fixed this. Interesting.... but how much is this sort of thing going to cost? I am pretty damn frugal. I am okay with covering the cost of a show and a meal...but.... diamond rings are out of my budget.
I’ve heard that there are young women who will trade casual sex for a decent meal. Apparently, it’s called a “Foodie Call”. Although, with the price of a decent meal nowadays, it might be cheaper to just pay up front and skip the meal.
My understanding of the foodie call is that it is really just a way for cute women to get a free meal on a date.... and then walk away. No exchange involved.

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Post by Pitchguest » Mon Jul 08, 2019 1:08 pm

Service Dog wrote: Stranger Things 3 avec spoilers

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What the fuck happened with Stranger Things? First season was a celebration of the 80's. With Season 2, it was like a throwback to all the 80's kids films we saw when we were growing up. Now?

What am I even watching? I'm only halfway through episode 3 and almost every established character is different from how they were the previous two seasons. And the new character, played by the daughter of Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke? If she wasn't called Robin, she could've been called Mary. An insufferable know-it-all, who on top of being fluent in four languages also happens to be an incredible problem solver. The only one being more obnoxious is Max, who they turned from being a somewhat sympathetic character because of her relationship with her brother, into a completely manipulative, and dare I say it, gold-digging, bitch.

They removed any kind of agency from the boys and the men and left it all in the hands of the girls and the women. And don't even get me started on what they did to Hopper.

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Post by Service Dog » Mon Jul 08, 2019 2:25 pm

Oh, man. I need an edit button. Sorry for that unreadable babble i posted, above.
Service Dog wrote: Currently, I'm watching a scenario unfold. A young nerdy videogamer guy started a long-distance relationship with a hot girl from his World of Warcraft fighting guild.

At first-- he was all-about old fashioned monogamy & commitment. He sneered at his young generation's revolving-door sex life. She visited his city-- they had a fling. They talked about her moving to his town. She went home & her enthusiasm cooled.

His feelings were hurt. They kept going long-distance. She increasingly regarded him as needy & pathetic. She hoped he'd give-up. He ached for her.

A few days ago, he hooked-up with another girl. Had a great time. Is getting what he wants. He told the first girl about it. The first one said, "i can hardly complain/ since i was the disinterested party. She declared their relationship to be over.

But the formerly-old-fashioned guy was like, "No wait. I'm not sure this new girl really wants a relationship with me. LET ME CHECK, and then I'll keep going with you IF the new one doesn't want me'. The gall of him! I laughed so hard that he thought it was reasonable for the first one to wait-and-see if he'd settle for her. I laughed because he's right: these days, it IS worth a shot to see what he can get away with. Girl #1 says the gamer-guy is a huge 'Min-Maxer'... a gamer term for building absurd characters... such as trading-down intelligence points to retard levels... to transfer those points to muscle strength points. She says he's trying to Min-Max pussy. Yep. The balance of power has tilted-- in-favor of those bold-enough to dare to reach-for previously-absurd decadence & gluttony.

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Post by Bhurzum » Mon Jul 08, 2019 2:29 pm

BoxNDox wrote: If you're confused about musical styles, Scott Bradlee created this handly guide for you:
Sorry, BoxNDox, wasn't being rude, I missed your reply.

That was pretty cool; I'm impressed he managed to put the bass-drop into the dubstep! Also loved the transition into techno, very catchy indeed.

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Post by Bhurzum » Mon Jul 08, 2019 2:33 pm



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Post by CommanderTuvok » Mon Jul 08, 2019 3:09 pm

Ed Brayton has some troubling health issues. He says he has lost 3 units of blood, which is about 3 pints. I presume this is over some length of time, because 3 pints of blood is a lotta blood.

I don't begrudge him asking for Patreon/PayPal donations, but I do wonder if all those SJWs moaning at Andy Ngo and his Patreon fundraiser would have an issue with Brayton. Of course not!

https://www.patheos.com/blogs/dispatche ... th-update/

PS - You gotta feel sorry for that endoscope! :?

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Post by dogen » Mon Jul 08, 2019 4:01 pm

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
John D wrote: I find almost all movies and TV and Netflix shows.... whatever media outlet.... I find almost all of it unwatchable. Nothing fresh. Just rehashed bull shit with a twist.
Watch The Expanse. It's amazing.

This is my first serious suggestion of the morning.
I read the book instead. It was pretty crap; boring, 2-D characters, uneven pacing, terrible dialog.

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Post by MarcusAu » Mon Jul 08, 2019 6:52 pm

dogen wrote: I read the book instead. It was pretty crap; boring, 2-D characters, uneven pacing, terrible dialog.
Is real life that much better?

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Post by MarcusAu » Mon Jul 08, 2019 11:58 pm


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Post by Pitchguest » Tue Jul 09, 2019 2:23 am

Haha, I just read a story that's happening in Sweden and I have to talk about it.

So recently a rapper called ASAP Rocky got arrested in Stockholm because he assaulted someone he claimed stalked him. After the arrest, he was deemed a flight risk and he's currently being held in custody.

Hearing about this, Tyler, The Creator (yes, that Tyler) said he would never visit Sweden again, ever. The Twitterati is also on the case. They started the hashtag #FreeRocky and they think what's happening is all so very unfair.

The reason why I think this is funny, and why I laughed when I found out who the culprit was, is because the person Rocky assaulted wasn't Swedish at all - he was a migrant, from Iran. Tyler has been vocal about his pro-immigration, anti-Trump stance since even before Trump won the election.

This video clearly shows Rocky is being stalked by a group of migrants.



I wonder if this is cause for Tyler to reconsider his liberal policy on immigration. Somehow I doubt it.

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Post by MarcusAu » Tue Jul 09, 2019 2:37 am

I'd heard that Roky died recently.

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Post by John D » Tue Jul 09, 2019 4:48 am

Hunt wrote: Was listening to 80s rock station today and happened upon this jem:



It must be the Incel anthem, lol.
Girls have it made
Girls have more fun
Girls have their way
To get lovers anytime they want
Anytime she needs some lovin'
Anytime she just gives a sign
It won't take her long to find a man to oblige
Guys got to plot
Guys got to plan
Guys got to lie, cheat, steal
Do anything he can
Anything to get her to love him
Anything to make her agree
That's the way it's been since Adam and Eve
Girls can get it anytime they want
Girls can get it where a man often won't
Everybody's always after some lovin' now and then
A woman gets it faster than any man can
Girls can get it anytime they like
Girls can get it a fact of life
If she calls you for some lovin' in the middle of the night
She can get a man runnin' at the speed of light
We all look for love
Somewhere, sometime
Girls find it first
They find it morning, noon and night
And it's a wonder of nature, eighth wonder of the world
That a man's got to chase her if he's gonna get the girl
Oh, when a woman wants love
A woman gets love
And it's for sure she's gonna find it
Before the sun comes up
Girls can get it, they pick and choose
Girls can get it, men are always in the mood
If she calls you for some lovin' in the middle of the night
She can get a man runnin' at the speed of light
Girls can get it anytime they like
Girls can get it a fact of life
Oh, you know she'll find it easy
You know that she can
It's like givin' a little water to a thirsty man
Girls can get it anytime they want
Girls can get it where a man often won't
Thanks for posting this. My wife and I got such a kick out of this song. She had a good day yesterday (compared to most days). We watched this and then played some other old Dr. Hook songs "Cover of the Rolling Stone", "Sylvia's Mother", "When You're in Love with a Beautiful Woman".... haha. Great druggy pop songs. She even made enchiladas for dinner which is the first time she has cooked anything in a few months. My youngest daughter came over and we watched "Big Brother" together.

We called my oldest daughter who is living out of town with her FTM trans boyfriend... and... they have a new room-mate named "Ell" (sp) who uses the "They, Them" pronouns. Haha. At one point in the conversation my wife told my daughter that "Sometimes you have to take care of your partner.... like your dad has done for me for the last decade." And we all laughed because it is true.

I actually don't mind taking care of her when she is grateful and a bit kind to me. It is when she attacks me for stupid shit that I get frustrated.... but.... yesterday was the opposite of that... so yesterday was a good day.... and it started with Dr. Hook and the Medicine show.

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Post by Tigzy » Tue Jul 09, 2019 5:39 am

Well, I've finally been booted from twitter for...wishing ISIS scumbags would get ebola. No, I'm not joking. Apparently, being abusive towards ISIS members is a terrible thing.

https://i.imgur.com/MO4iFAa.png

Technically, it's a 12hr limited suspension, but I can only get back if I give twitter my phone number. Fuck that - I don't trust those buggers at all. Besides, I've gotten a bit sick of twitter recently, so it'll provide a good impetus to break the habit.

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Post by Service Dog » Tue Jul 09, 2019 6:39 am

John D--

$6,000 gets you 3 nights/ 4 days with 100 shapely sluts, on Sex Island...



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Post by mordacious1 » Tue Jul 09, 2019 7:46 am

A plastic straw may save your life:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... straw.html

She should have bridled her enthusiasm for jumping on bandwagons.

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Post by John D » Tue Jul 09, 2019 7:53 am

The Marxists have to stop promoting the liberalism of the transgenders so they can have successful communist party orgies. I am not even sure if this is real..... but.... it must be. haha


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Post by John D » Tue Jul 09, 2019 7:58 am

mordacious1 wrote: A plastic straw may save your life:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... straw.html

She should have bridled her enthusiasm for jumping on bandwagons.
Someone gave her that jar and metal straw as a gift for her birthday. Oh crap.... worst gift EVAR!


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Post by Bhurzum » Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:52 am

Tigzy wrote: Technically, it's a 12hr limited suspension, but I can only get back if I give twitter my phone number. Fuck that - I don't trust those buggers at all. Besides, I've gotten a bit sick of twitter recently, so it'll provide a good impetus to break the habit.
Nooooooooo!

I need more chlorinated chickens in my life... :(

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Post by Bhurzum » Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:56 am

Almost as good as the Tracy Ulman "Jamie" sketches...


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Post by Tigzy » Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:15 pm

Bhurzum wrote:
Nooooooooo!

I need more chlorinated chickens in my life... :(
I've actually contacted twitter support, telling them I don't have a phone ( 8-) ) and that if I can unlock my account by some other means, that would be hunky-D. Just to see what happens, really. As it stands, I'm happy enough watching the news feeds without logging in. It feels weirdly more refreshing that way.

Amazing, though, that of all the groups I've vocally wished nastiness upon over twitter, the straw which finally broke the camel(shaggers) back was...ISIS. Twitter truly is fucked up.

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Post by Bhurzum » Tue Jul 09, 2019 4:54 pm

There's no way this could backfire...



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Post by MarcusAu » Tue Jul 09, 2019 10:21 pm

There's an article in the Atlantic suggesting that evangelical christians in the US (or at least some of their organisations) are seeing a decrease in numbers (at least among the younger members) by becoming too explicitly political.

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archi ... is/593353/

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Post by AndrewV69 » Wed Jul 10, 2019 2:41 am

I wonder who he is talking about?


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Post by MarcusAu » Wed Jul 10, 2019 2:47 am

Epstein?

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