Brive1987 wrote: ↑
Armed Forces Employment Law Officers – a role which took her to Royal Military Academy Sandhurst where she ran equality and diversity training.
She "ran equality and diversity training" in Sandhurst! Talk about blowing smoke up your own arse! The reality is, she delivered three (count 'em) 45 minute presentations/talks on E&D, had a wee open forum session with the intake (tea & biscuits included) and got to sit-in on the passout photographs.
That's the entirety of her job with each intake.
We have a lot of slang terms in the Army - oddball phrases and sayings. For example:
If you think someone is a good fighter (rolling around the floor type), you'd say "He's harder than a transit van full of ninja."
If you think someone is dumb as fuck, you'd say "He's thicker than a Gurkha's foreskin."
If you think someone is a lazy, bone-idle, shiftless twat, you'd say "that cunt has more time off than the E&D officer's PT kit."
I'm in fucking tears here, she ran E&D training in Sandhurst! Holy fuck...that's priceless!