Brivo and Kirbo should spend the week to get outdoors, cool off and consider their sins.
I propose a duel on neutral ground. The are proposed A+ commune chose near Chernobyl.
Kirb stands on the north bank of the Chernobyl River, Brive on the south. Each antagonist has an 11 foot classic !963 Yamaha split cane (bamboo) fly rod fitted out with Scientismic Angler long cast lines, and 12 feet of of oxycodone leader, attached to a fly with the point dipped in Novichuk.
They are instructed wade toward each other, ignoring the mutant alligator/catfish and other monsters. The first to score with the fly obviously wins, if they don't get to that point both contestants are executed,chopped up and fed to the Giant Luminescent Gilliel Carp that lives in the Cooling Pool.