Holy shit, did I just write all that?
Nevermind. Apolo 13 just re-entered successfully and their parachutes opened fine. Their wives went nuts and the mission control tream went ape-shit. Patriarchy? What's that got to do with anything? The music is awesome.
So rest assured, the Apollo 13 crew survived, except Swagert, who got cancer and died later on, but his legacy, whatever that is, lives on.
I am now drinking warm beer beause I didn't forsee how drunk I was going to get. If I had've know, I would've put more beer in the fridge and invited franc and MKG over. Phil and rayshul would also have been invited to participate in spirit because they are cool. I know because those fuckers took my Skype virginity an Phil sounded hot with the wholle French thing he has going on.
As an side, my effort to download the entier 'pyt is comming to fruition. Soon I will have stats on the posting frequency of the pit that will blow your mind. By, "blow your mind", I mean something that I find mildly interesting, which means you probably won't.
You know what else I find interesting? My father has a painting of a Giraffe wandering across the plains of Africa (queue Toto - bect fuckign band ever) with the Andes in the background. I have always wanted to find out who painted it, because I think it's a great picture. His (I assume he is male - the gender binary cunt I am) name is "Arno" something orother. He must be Dutch because my mother is.
If anyone know who this prick is, let me know.
Also, the music from the "Apollo 13" movie is awesome. I am now going to watch "Memphis Belle", because I am drunk and Poms drink warm beer. Also, because I like the scene where the commander guy tells the second in commander guy to get fucked because there are civillians down there! "What's the difference, there all Nazis!", I hear you say. Well read Pat Reid's books on Colditz and then tell me they're all Nazis.
Anyway, here's a pictue of a B-17. I will spoiler it because I'm nice. Also, it's hotlinked, so don't blame me if it turns into Goatse.
That's one sext maching. Almost as sexy as the Apollo lunar module... here is a picture of LM-5, "Eagle"
When I say, "Lem 5: Eagle", I really mean, "Lem 6: Intrepid", but I figure most of you won't know the difference.
Since I am wasted, I may as well apologise to Eucliwood for participating in the dog-pile in the early days. I knew it was going to happen, even when I was 10 pages behind, but I joined in anyway. You latest posts are much more contributive (I don't know if that is actually a word), and I give you props for that.
Also, Lsuoma or Lsouma (I can never remember which order the vowels go in), thank you for putting up with us pricks and bitches (see! equality!)
Is 15 beers too much? My father could walk to bed on a slab.
Finally, does anyone else have the problem, when you are really drunk, of grabbing 5 empty bottles before you find the full one?
Anyway, happy 2014, pit!