Periodic Table of Swearing

Continuation of the post at Abbie Smith's ERV blog (http://scienceblogs.com/erv/)

Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Spence » Tue Oct 16, 2012 2:58 pm  •  [Post 19176]

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Destroying a joke* 101: If you use "allez", second plural tense, then you have to use it for the follow-up. I won't even touch the subject of bad spelling (ok, I will: "droit", "gauche").

Allez tout droit, tournez à gauche!

Or whatever...


*this whole stuff was a pure accident. Couldn't remember what I wanted to type.

Ta gueule, Monsieur Franchouillard :lol:
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Gumby » Tue Oct 16, 2012 2:58 pm  •  [Post 19177]

Scented Nectar wrote:
JayTeeAitch wrote:Bonjour! Allez tout doit, tourne a gouche!

Firstly, welcome to the forum but I believe your lack of English language skills is effecting your ability to understand the debate. I have absolutely no fucking clue what meaning that plate full of alphabeti spagetti, I quoted above, is supposed to convey.

It's with a sincere, loving and heavy heart that I suggest to the mods that they put you on a week long break.

Hey, piss off. What Altair wrote was perfectly readable. Maybe you're just retarded. I see also, that your very first post welcomes Altair to the forum. Just before you insult him. What the fuck?


S/he was just satirizing a ridiculous incident on the A+ forum. No harm done.
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Gumby » Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:00 pm  •  [Post 19178]

bhoytony wrote:I sometimes wonder what the point of the ignore option is. I see the Pied Piper is back spouting dishonest shite and once again everybody has their dancing shoes on and is quoting every bit of drivel he comes up with. Maybe I should just ignore everybody, except the sensible few who won't play his game and give him the attention he craves.

Oh, and JayTeeAitch why don't you fuck off back where you came from?


Yeah, it would be great if the ignore option blanked out "foe" quotes in replies as well. I am well past bored with that obvious fucking troll.
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby JayTeeAitch » Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:01 pm  •  [Post 19179]

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
JayTeeAitch wrote:
Bonjour! Allez tout doit, tourne a gouche!

Firstly, welcome to the forum but I believe your lack of English language skills is effecting your ability to understand the debate. I have absolutely no fucking clue what meaning that plate full of alphabeti spagetti, I quoted above, is supposed to convey.

It's with a sincere, loving and heavy heart that I suggest to the mods that they put you on a week long break.


Destroying a joke* 101: If you use "allez", second plural tense, then you have to use it for the follow-up. I won't even touch the subject of bad spelling (ok, I will: "droit", "gauche").

Allez tout droit, tournez à gauche!

Or whatever...


*this whole stuff was a pure accident. Couldn't remember what I wanted to type.


I see you're not familiar with the Canadian French language. Don't bother looking it up, just trust me.

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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Phil_Giordana_FCD » Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:04 pm  •  [Post 19180]

Spence wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Destroying a joke* 101: If you use "allez", second plural tense, then you have to use it for the follow-up. I won't even touch the subject of bad spelling (ok, I will: "droit", "gauche").

Allez tout droit, tournez à gauche!

Or whatever...


*this whole stuff was a pure accident. Couldn't remember what I wanted to type.

Ta gueule, Monsieur Franchouillard :lol:


Mais va te faire foutre, connard! ;)
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby JayTeeAitch » Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:04 pm  •  [Post 19181]

Scented Nectar wrote:
JayTeeAitch wrote:Bonjour! Allez tout doit, tourne a gouche!

Firstly, welcome to the forum but I believe your lack of English language skills is effecting your ability to understand the debate. I have absolutely no fucking clue what meaning that plate full of alphabeti spagetti, I quoted above, is supposed to convey.

It's with a sincere, loving and heavy heart that I suggest to the mods that they put you on a week long break.

Hey, piss off. What Altair wrote was perfectly readable. Maybe you're just retarded. I see also, that your very first post welcomes Altair to the forum. Just before you insult him. What the fuck?


It's a nice thing that I did for Altair. They'll thank me in the end - if the mods let them back in!

Also, It may be my first post but I've been lurking for a good 3 hours.
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Scented Nectar » Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:05 pm  •  [Post 19182]

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
Scented Nectar wrote:
JayTeeAitch wrote:Bonjour! Allez tout doit, tourne a gouche!

Firstly, welcome to the forum but I believe your lack of English language skills is effecting your ability to understand the debate. I have absolutely no fucking clue what meaning that plate full of alphabeti spagetti, I quoted above, is supposed to convey.

It's with a sincere, loving and heavy heart that I suggest to the mods that they put you on a week long break.

Hey, piss off. What Altair wrote was perfectly readable. Maybe you're just retarded. I see also, that your very first post welcomes Altair to the forum. Just before you insult him. What the fuck?


SN: satire, maybe? Like that other fucker at A+ insulting somreone for their lack of English mastering? That's the way I took it, anyway.

Well, that's where a smiley would have been useful. One of these maybe: :P I thought this guy was someone following Altair around on the net, and trolling/bugging him, since it was the first post for both of them.
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Reap » Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:06 pm  •  [Post 19183]

Hey, piss off. What Altair wrote was perfectly readable. Maybe you're just retarded. I see also, that your very first post welcomes Altair to the forum. Just before you insult him. What the fuck?



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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby bhoytony » Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:08 pm  •  [Post 19184]

JayTeeAitch wrote:
Bonjour! Allez tout doit, tourne a gouche!

Firstly, welcome to the forum but I believe your lack of English language skills is effecting your ability to understand the debate. I have absolutely no fucking clue what meaning that plate full of alphabeti spagetti, I quoted above, is supposed to convey.

It's with a sincere, loving and heavy heart that I suggest to the mods that they put you on a week long break.


Oh and by the way, when you are criticising another poster's English, you might want to buy a dictionary and look up the difference between effect and affect, you dozy fucker.
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Dilurk » Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:09 pm  •  [Post 19185]

JayTeeAitch wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
JayTeeAitch wrote:
Bonjour! Allez tout doit, tourne a gouche!

Firstly, welcome to the forum but I believe your lack of English language skills is effecting your ability to understand the debate. I have absolutely no fucking clue what meaning that plate full of alphabeti spagetti, I quoted above, is supposed to convey.

It's with a sincere, loving and heavy heart that I suggest to the mods that they put you on a week long break.


Destroying a joke* 101: If you use "allez", second plural tense, then you have to use it for the follow-up. I won't even touch the subject of bad spelling (ok, I will: "droit", "gauche").

Allez tout droit, tournez à gauche!

Or whatever...


*this whole stuff was a pure accident. Couldn't remember what I wanted to type.


I see you're not familiar with the Canadian French language. Don't bother looking it up, just trust me.

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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby JayTeeAitch » Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:09 pm  •  [Post 19186]

Scented Nectar wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
Scented Nectar wrote:
JayTeeAitch wrote:Bonjour! Allez tout doit, tourne a gouche!

Firstly, welcome to the forum but I believe your lack of English language skills is effecting your ability to understand the debate. I have absolutely no fucking clue what meaning that plate full of alphabeti spagetti, I quoted above, is supposed to convey.

It's with a sincere, loving and heavy heart that I suggest to the mods that they put you on a week long break.

Hey, piss off. What Altair wrote was perfectly readable. Maybe you're just retarded. I see also, that your very first post welcomes Altair to the forum. Just before you insult him. What the fuck?


SN: satire, maybe? Like that other fucker at A+ insulting somreone for their lack of English mastering? That's the way I took it, anyway.

Well, that's where a smiley would have been useful. One of these maybe: :P I thought this guy was someone following Altair around on the net, and trolling/bugging him, since it was the first post for both of them.


Altair actually alluded to the A+ forum incident in his post. I couldn't resist. :D
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby JayTeeAitch » Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:11 pm  •  [Post 19187]

Dilurk wrote:
JayTeeAitch wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
JayTeeAitch wrote:
Bonjour! Allez tout doit, tourne a gouche!

Firstly, welcome to the forum but I believe your lack of English language skills is effecting your ability to understand the debate. I have absolutely no fucking clue what meaning that plate full of alphabeti spagetti, I quoted above, is supposed to convey.

It's with a sincere, loving and heavy heart that I suggest to the mods that they put you on a week long break.


Destroying a joke* 101: If you use "allez", second plural tense, then you have to use it for the follow-up. I won't even touch the subject of bad spelling (ok, I will: "droit", "gauche").

Allez tout droit, tournez à gauche!

Or whatever...


*this whole stuff was a pure accident. Couldn't remember what I wanted to type.


I see you're not familiar with the Canadian French language. Don't bother looking it up, just trust me.

Sincerely,
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Pitchguest » Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:14 pm  •  [Post 19188]

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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby JayTeeAitch » Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:19 pm  •  [Post 19189]

Pitchguest wrote:I'll just leave this here:

http://atheismplus.com/forums/viewtopic ... 361#p26361


I couldn't find that earlier and I see, after reading it again, I failed miserably to match Mai's supreme level of rudeness.
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Phil_Giordana_FCD » Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:20 pm  •  [Post 19190]

JayTeeAitch wrote:
*Snip*

kwa?


Kakvo? Ne razbiram.[/quote]

Co? Quoi? Che?

(Out of curiosity, does "Kakvo? Ne razbiram" mean "Whats Never mind"?)
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Spence » Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:21 pm  •  [Post 19191]

JayTeeAitch wrote:I see you're not familiar with the Canadian French language. Don't bother looking it up, just trust me.

Sincerely,
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Psst. Go with Belgian. Nothing would surprise the French about how much the Belgians have distorted their language. I mean, what the hell is "nonante" supposed to be anyway? What normal person wouldn't say four-twenty-ten?
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Scented Nectar » Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:21 pm  •  [Post 19192]

Reap wrote:
Hey, piss off. What Altair wrote was perfectly readable. Maybe you're just retarded. I see also, that your very first post welcomes Altair to the forum. Just before you insult him. What the fuck?


Build em up and then tear em down....It builds character. I believe a thank you is in order

Oh the humanity, it's too cruel. A thank you is just too much, I tell you! :lol:
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Scented Nectar » Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:23 pm  •  [Post 19193]

JayTeeAitch wrote:Altair actually alluded to the A+ forum incident in his post. I couldn't resist. :D

Doh! I should have caught that. My apologies. :)
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Phil_Giordana_FCD » Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:24 pm  •  [Post 19194]

JayTeeAitch wrote:
I see you're not familiar with the Canadian French language. Don't bother looking it up, just trust me.

Sincerely,
MaiforpeaceOff


I have a hard time skyping one of my musicians who lives in Montreal. We have to repeat stuff about 3 times and even type them to understand each others somertimes.

Calice!
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby JayTeeAitch » Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:25 pm  •  [Post 19195]

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
JayTeeAitch wrote:
*Snip*

kwa?


Kakvo? Ne razbiram.


Co? Quoi? Che?

(Out of curiosity, does "Kakvo? Ne razbiram" mean "Whats Never mind"?)[/quote]

It's - what? I don't understand.

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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Spence » Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:26 pm  •  [Post 19196]

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
Spence wrote:Ta gueule, Monsieur Franchouillard :lol:


Mais va te faire foutre, connard! ;)

Ha ha. I think I would lose quite badly in a head-to-head with you using French insults. Although it could vastly improve my *useful* French vocab :think:
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Phil_Giordana_FCD » Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:33 pm  •  [Post 19197]

Spence wrote:
JayTeeAitch wrote:I see you're not familiar with the Canadian French language. Don't bother looking it up, just trust me.

Sincerely,
MaiforpeaceOff

Psst. Go with Belgian. Nothing would surprise the French about how much the Belgians have distorted their language. I mean, what the hell is "nonante" supposed to be anyway? What normal person wouldn't say four-twenty-ten?


"nonante"? One of the most logical Belgian disambiguations, I'd say.

Oh, I see...
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Lsuoma » Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:34 pm  •  [Post 19198]

Rystefn from phone wrote:Likewise, enjoying the odd butt fuck does not a kinkster make. For fuck's sake, it doesn't even make you stop being a virgin by many metrics these days.

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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby ReneeHendricks » Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:38 pm  •  [Post 19199]

Pitchguest wrote:I'll just leave this here:

http://atheismplus.com/forums/viewtopic ... 361#p26361


Ok, I'll say it - maiforpeace is a gigantic asshat. Seriously. WTF is the problem with those mods on Asshat+?
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Lsuoma » Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:44 pm  •  [Post 19200]

bhoytony wrote:I sometimes wonder what the point of the ignore option is. I see the Pied Piper is back spouting dishonest shite and once again everybody has their dancing shoes on and is quoting every bit of drivel he comes up with. Maybe I should just ignore everybody, except the sensible few who won't play his game and give him the attention he craves.

Oh, and JayTeeAitch why don't you fuck off back where you came from?

Yeah, dilurk is >>THIS CLOSE<< to going on my ignore list too, due to engaging with Mr. Crazyfuck.
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Lsuoma » Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:52 pm  •  [Post 19201]

Lsuoma wrote:Yeah, dilurk is >>THIS CLOSE<< to going on my ignore list too, due to engaging with Mr. Crazyfuck.

Don't forget, people:

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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Reap » Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:58 pm  •  [Post 19202]

Lsuoma wrote:
Lsuoma wrote:Yeah, dilurk is >>THIS CLOSE<< to going on my ignore list too, due to engaging with Mr. Crazyfuck.

Don't forget, people:

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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Tigzy » Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:03 pm  •  [Post 19203]

mutleyeng wrote:
Tigzy wrote:I think I'm developing a twitch whenever I catch $urly Amy referring to her hobby as 'art' - the same kind of twitch that Dreyfus reserved for Inspector Closeau in the Pink Panther films.

"Give me 10 people like $urly Amy and I could conquer the world!!"

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I made the mistake of watching the "Skepticism and the Humanities" video on Jrefs youtube channel. I got full blown tourettes now


I had to look, didn't I. Curse me, but I had to look...

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$urly Amy Davis Roth has dead eyes. Like a doll's eyes...

Count in another skepchick who creeps me out...
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby bhoytony » Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:04 pm  •  [Post 19204]

Reap wrote:

I hate cats.....


Me too. I think this means we have to leave the internet.
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby mutleyeng » Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:10 pm  •  [Post 19205]

Tigzy wrote:[
I had to look, didn't I. Curse me, but I had to look...

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$urly Amy Davis Roth has dead eyes. Like a doll's eyes...

Count in another skepchick who creeps me out...


I was doing ok until she compared how she does Art to the scientific method - ending with when it goes up on her website its like putting it up for peer review.

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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Tigzy » Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:18 pm  •  [Post 19206]

Tomato-face Laden: slinging accusations as a sow piddles:

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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby CommanderTuvok » Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:22 pm  •  [Post 19207]

Greg Laden:

I would like to TAP your ass

There, fixed that for you.
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby John Greg » Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:27 pm  •  [Post 19208]

Ah, yes, okay.

Apparently, according to Ophelia Delores Umbridge Benson-and-Hedges,

... deleting troll comments is not 'memory-holing' them.


Why, you may ask. Well, it's not memory-holing them because ...

They’re not historical documents.


And...

We have more than enough evidence of trolling, there’s no need to archive every single example.


"Not historical documents."

Sheesh.

link: http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterflies ... ent-310346

And, for the record:

his·tor·i·cal (h-stôr-kl, -str-) adj.
1.a. Of or relating to the character of history. b. Based on or concerned with events in history. c. Used in the past: historical costumes; historical weapons.
2. Important or famous in history. See Usage Note at historic.
3. Diachronic.

di·a·chron·ic (d-krnk) adj.
Of or concerned with phenomena, such as linguistic features, as they change through time.

So, in point of fact, many of the posts that get memory-holed are in fact both historical and diachronic. They certainly might not be important historical documents, but that's up to the interpretor of view anyway.

Gack, I really hate it when people like Umbridge, and those other vile cow-clowns like InSvanity and Toiletbowl, try to post explanations of language, diction, grammar, and so on, when they probably couldn't pass a college-level English entrance exam.
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Lsuoma » Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:30 pm  •  [Post 19209]

Tigzy wrote:Tomato-face Laden: slinging accusations as a sow piddles:

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Is that a piece of Surly Shit he has as his icon? So, who is Grag in love with? Steffalump or Surly Shirley?
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Za-zen » Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:32 pm  •  [Post 19210]

The secret fftb googleplus meeting where they devised the atheismplus drama has been leaked to the tubes

Dillahunty: @Zaminuszen You seem to confuse free speech with freethought. Ironic that you do this while claiming we don't know the difference. Bye!
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby SteveW68 » Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:32 pm  •  [Post 19211]

oolon, the shit-stirrer wrote:FFS I’ve seen a couple over there seriously suggesting that the ‘@SamanthaBoals’ troll really might be Rebecca Watsons friend! No depths of stupidity are too deep when you hate your foes


http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterflies ... ent-310504

And you wonder why people have you on "ignore"? You wonder why people don't want to engage with you or have trouble taking anythng you say seriously?

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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby mutleyeng » Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:37 pm  •  [Post 19212]

SteveW68 wrote:
oolon, the shit-stirrer wrote:FFS I’ve seen a couple over there seriously suggesting that the ‘@SamanthaBoals’ troll really might be Rebecca Watsons friend! No depths of stupidity are too deep when you hate your foes


http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterflies ... ent-310504

And you wonder why people have you on "ignore"? You wonder why people don't want to engage with you or have trouble taking anythng you say seriously?

*shakes head*



being fairly new in these parts, I was undecided about that fellow - that makes it pretty clear what a dishonest sack of shit he is. Thanks for clearing that up for me
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Schrödinger's rapist » Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:38 pm  •  [Post 19213]

Reap wrote:
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Lsuoma wrote:Yeah, dilurk is >>THIS CLOSE<< to going on my ignore list too, due to engaging with Mr. Crazyfuck.

Don't forget, people:

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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Za-zen » Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:41 pm  •  [Post 19214]

Greg "terminator" laden sent this threat to the pyt earlier: be afraid, be very afraid:
Dillahunty: @Zaminuszen You seem to confuse free speech with freethought. Ironic that you do this while claiming we don't know the difference. Bye!
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Altair » Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:42 pm  •  [Post 19215]

Scented Nectar wrote:
JayTeeAitch wrote:Altair actually alluded to the A+ forum incident in his post. I couldn't resist. :D

Doh! I should have caught that. My apologies. :)


The A+ guys are beyond Poe's Law, and the craziest part is that the moderators are the ones who seem to be the most hostile and aggressive there.

Oh, and I managed to catch JayTeeAitch's sarcasm, so no hard feelings at all.

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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Git » Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:47 pm  •  [Post 19216]

There will be no dissing of our feline overlords here

If you don't like cats, fuck off t'internet!
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Rystefn » Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:53 pm  •  [Post 19217]

Do you have an unwanted infestation of rodents or small birds? No? Then what the fuck do you want a cat for?

...well, besides buying "feeder finches" and the local pet store, telling them why you buy three or four small birds every week and watching the horror dawn on their faces. Actually, that works pretty well for feeder rats, too. For some fucking reason, people who are perfectly fine with you feeding live rats to a snake lose their shit at the idea of feeding the same rats to a cat.
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Sulaco » Tue Oct 16, 2012 5:15 pm  •  [Post 19218]

Rystefn wrote:Then what the fuck do you want a cat for?


I have a gator problem.

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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby windy » Tue Oct 16, 2012 5:26 pm  •  [Post 19219]

acathode wrote:It seems to me that this whole idea about controlling language to control thinking and indirectly, behavior, is quite common in academia and social sciences where there is a traditional leftist leaning. I once studied to become a teacher, and there was a heavy focus on language, both in the pure pedagogy classes and in the mandatory gender studies classes.

Was the material anything like the legendary "Genus och text"?

ps. Gretas trigger-woes considering her BDSM erotica is quite hilarious. You'd think that people who have problem with BDSM erotica simply wouldn't buy a book containing BDSM stories... but I guess that would take the capability of being responsible for your own actions?

Nah, we need warning labels on books!
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Dilurk » Tue Oct 16, 2012 5:48 pm  •  [Post 19220]

SteveW68 wrote:
oolon, the shit-stirrer wrote:FFS I’ve seen a couple over there seriously suggesting that the ‘@SamanthaBoals’ troll really might be Rebecca Watsons friend! No depths of stupidity are too deep when you hate your foes


http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterflies ... ent-310504

And you wonder why people have you on "ignore"? You wonder why people don't want to engage with you or have trouble taking anythng you say seriously?

*shakes head*


That was enough to put him on my ignore list.
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby ConcentratedH2O, OM » Tue Oct 16, 2012 5:49 pm  •  [Post 19221]

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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby AndrewV69 » Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:04 pm  •  [Post 19222]

mutleyeng wrote:I was doing ok until she compared how she does Art to the scientific method - ending with when it goes up on her website its like putting it up for peer review.

I've never been the same since


Citation needed!!! (or failing that a screencap) Otherwise it never happened!!! I call bullcrap!! No one, no one is that stupid!!!
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby mutleyeng » Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:18 pm  •  [Post 19223]

AndrewV69 wrote:
mutleyeng wrote:I was doing ok until she compared how she does Art to the scientific method - ending with when it goes up on her website its like putting it up for peer review.

I've never been the same since


Citation needed!!! (or failing that a screencap) Otherwise it never happened!!! I call bullcrap!! No one, no one is that stupid!!!


well, on your own head be it - you were warned

http://youtu.be/Pbe99veEGv0?t=14m8s
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Lsuoma » Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:26 pm  •  [Post 19224]

mutleyeng wrote:
AndrewV69 wrote:
mutleyeng wrote:I was doing ok until she compared how she does Art to the scientific method - ending with when it goes up on her website its like putting it up for peer review.

I've never been the same since


Citation needed!!! (or failing that a screencap) Otherwise it never happened!!! I call bullcrap!! No one, no one is that stupid!!!


well, on your own head be it - you were warned


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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby justinvacula » Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:28 pm  •  [Post 19225]

Adam Lee, writer of "What Cost Is Too High? On Justin Vacula and Secular Leadership" (http://bigthink.com/daylight-atheism/wh ... leadership)is at it again, this time gunning for me and previous Witch of the Week Staks Rosch on Hemant's blog in a post announcing the new co-chair of the PA SCA (who is also being attacked). Here are some screenshots:

Attacks on Scott and I

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Guilty until proven innocent! ...and the typical nonsense strawman "sexism isn't the problem talking about it is" which reeks of asserting something that is in question or otherwise disputed without actually providing reasons why this is the case - par for the course from the A+/FTB crowd

Staks says some kind words about me, gets attacked - WOTW comes back up

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Same stuff...and what reeks to be demands of proving a negative or something absurd - We won't believe the non-controversial idea that you stand for equality until we see your actions...because, of course, you know, Schrodinger's misogynist and all. You're with us or you hate women!!11one
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby justinvacula » Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:29 pm  •  [Post 19226]

Sorry - here is the link to the thread with the included screenshots:

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyat ... qus_thread
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby TheMan » Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:31 pm  •  [Post 19227]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-10-17/misogyny-redefined-after-gillard-speech/4317468

Mysogyny dictionary definition redefined....

The page also has links to the back-story....
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby BarnOwl » Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:36 pm  •  [Post 19228]

What a strong, independent woman Ophelia is:

http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterfliesandwheels/2012/10/avoidance/

Such a lovely personality too. :whistle:
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby ReneeHendricks » Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:41 pm  •  [Post 19229]

TheMan wrote:http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-10-17/misogyny-redefined-after-gillard-speech/4317468

Mysogyny dictionary definition redefined....

The page also has links to the back-story....


Oh, for fuck's sake. Of course.

I think I'll take a random word from the dictionary and just modify it to mean what I *feel* it should mean.

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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby ReneeHendricks » Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:42 pm  •  [Post 19230]

BarnOwl wrote:What a strong, independent woman Ophelia is:

http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterfliesandwheels/2012/10/avoidance/

Such a lovely personality too. :whistle:


And what *witty* sycophants she has: http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterfliesandwheels/2012/10/avoidance/#comment-310722
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby codelette » Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:45 pm  •  [Post 19231]

mutleyeng wrote:
AndrewV69 wrote:
mutleyeng wrote:I was doing ok until she compared how she does Art to the scientific method - ending with when it goes up on her website its like putting it up for peer review.

I've never been the same since


Citation needed!!! (or failing that a screencap) Otherwise it never happened!!! I call bullcrap!! No one, no one is that stupid!!!


well, on your own head be it - you were warned

http://youtu.be/Pbe99veEGv0?t=14m8s


LOL. Given that she's learning her science from DVDs and podcasts, you cannot expect too much from her. This is not SA but is related to that whole "intersection between art and science" bullshit discourse.

The skeptical ladies had this party where they were trying to do kewl stuff while being sciency (cause, yay science!) and served drinks that glowed under a blacklight. So B12 glows under a blacklight...whoopee doo!...teeth, dandruff and cat piss also glow under a blacklight...
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby codelette » Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:50 pm  •  [Post 19232]

justinvacula wrote:Adam Lee, writer of "What Cost Is Too High? On Justin Vacula and Secular Leadership" (http://bigthink.com/daylight-atheism/wh ... leadership)is at it again, this time gunning for me and previous Witch of the Week Staks Rosch on Hemant's blog in a post announcing the new co-chair of the PA SCA (who is also being attacked). Here are some screenshots:

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That guy is a little bitch.
He blocked over twitter because I gave him a link proving that Christian will help an atheist after he said that no Christian will ever help an atheist. :lol:

I think it was around the time a church was vandalized with anti-theist graffiti and some atheists cleaned it up or something.
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby TheMan » Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:56 pm  •  [Post 19233]

ReneeHendricks wrote:
BarnOwl wrote:What a strong, independent woman Ophelia is:

http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterfliesandwheels/2012/10/avoidance/

Such a lovely personality too. :whistle:


And what *witty* sycophants she has: http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterfliesandwheels/2012/10/avoidance/#comment-310722



That was kinda funny...I offered to help...
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Badger3k » Tue Oct 16, 2012 7:01 pm  •  [Post 19234]

TheMan wrote:
ReneeHendricks wrote:
BarnOwl wrote:What a strong, independent woman Ophelia is:

http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterfliesandwheels/2012/10/avoidance/

Such a lovely personality too. :whistle:


And what *witty* sycophants she has: http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterfliesandwheels/2012/10/avoidance/#comment-310722



That was kinda funny...I offered to help...


I'm more concerned with the "what's the problem with rape" from "Commensense" - troll, poe, or what?

But really, Nanny Phee - get out in the real world more. It has things like dead rats, and hobos, and smells, and all the glorious trials of a non-sterile sheltered world. That was worth a blog post? How desperate for traffic is she?
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Pitchguest » Tue Oct 16, 2012 7:21 pm  •  [Post 19235]

What is with these people and their prediliction for drama? Was it really necessary to ask such a leading, obviously shit-stirring question at the moment of Scott Rhoades' announcement as the new co-chair? Then for their many complaints about derailing discussions, Adam Lee stirs the pot some more. I really don't like these people.
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby acathode » Tue Oct 16, 2012 7:27 pm  •  [Post 19236]

windy wrote:Was the material anything like the legendary "Genus och text"?
A bit similar, one of our textbooks was this one. Obviously the jargon was the same, and the ideas, but it didn't go into quite so crazy areas as that...

Though, it got me rather pissed of at one point, when one of the authors discuss the recent development with girls and women doing better in school/universities than boys and men. It turned into half a chapter of pointing out how women in developing countries have it worse, that it's hypocritical since no one cared when the girls had it worse during the 50s, and that the real problem is just patriarchy and aged views of masculinity anyway. Basically, the clear message as, you're a bit of a asshole if you care about this, and if you still care about it, it's the patriarchy's and bad views on masculinity that is the reason (this also causes men's violence against women!!! yes, they managed to sneak that in there too).

Actually kinda funny when our class were doing the gender/feminism stuff, I knew what was coming since I was fairly familiar with the more crazy kind of academia feminism since earlier, but my female classmates (we were 2 guys and around 10-15 women) actually reacted to it all and expressed their sympathies, along the lines of "these courses gotta suck for you, they are really pointing the finger and blaming it all on the males, aren't they?".

Just for the record, so that no one get the wrong ideas, I'm not a MRA (though I see why some people are), nor am I completely anti-feminism, they've managed to get a lot of good things done. I'm just not very fond of the bat shit insane kind of feminism you find in academia and art journalism, ie. the kind that can openly praise the SCUM manifest in national media, and makes the Swedish Research Council give a $100,000 research grant to a 3-year project named "The trumpet as a gender-symbol".

ps. A question about art journalists, is it the same international? Swedish art journalists are, in general, feminist Marxists that have 1-2 pages in any paper where spend just as much time writing about communism/socialism, feminism, racism, and pretty much anything that strikes their fancy, as they do actually reviewing art. Not that I'm complaining to much, it's awesome entertainment sometimes, like when one of them made the case that the Smurf village was basically a ideal communist state. But still, I'd like to know, is it the same thing in other countries, or is this a Swedish phenomena?
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Reap » Tue Oct 16, 2012 7:42 pm  •  [Post 19237]

FYI -Just finished a conversation with Abbie Smith, probably have podcast up Wed
PS- She is really smart...I know you knew that but I mean really smart
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Badger3k » Tue Oct 16, 2012 7:47 pm  •  [Post 19238]

acathode wrote:
windy wrote:
ps. A question about art journalists, is it the same international? Swedish art journalists are, in general, feminist Marxists that have 1-2 pages in any paper where spend just as much time writing about communism/socialism, feminism, racism, and pretty much anything that strikes their fancy, as they do actually reviewing art. Not that I'm complaining to much, it's awesome entertainment sometimes, like when one of them made the case that the Smurf village was basically a ideal communist state. But still, I'd like to know, is it the same thing in other countries, or is this a Swedish phenomena?



The smurf village? The home of the 1 female to however many male smurfs there were? I can see Papa Smurf as Papa Fidel, but...wtf? Of course, from what I heard on a trivia game, Smurfette was created by Gargamel to destroy them somehow, so that would mean the smurfs are an all-male race.
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Reap » Tue Oct 16, 2012 7:48 pm  •  [Post 19239]

bhoytony wrote:
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I hate cats.....


Me too. I think this means we have to leave the internet.


Nope, you are forgetting one thing (at least in my case)...porn. Once again it proves it's worth may very well have no limit.
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Re: Periodic Table of Swearing

Postby Lsuoma » Tue Oct 16, 2012 7:50 pm  •  [Post 19240]

Reap wrote:Nope, you are forgetting one thing (at least in my case)...porn. Once again it proves it's worth may very well have no limit.

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