Tony Parsehole wrote: Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Lsuoma wrote:What about Big Red's bunda? Does that give you a stalk-on?
Shut the fuck up!
She wasn't always so.
Many moons ago Big Red was favoured by the Gods and blessed with great beauty.
Yet she was prideful and arrogant and her womanly ways earned the attention of many men....and the ire of the fickle Gods.
They became jealous of her beauty and, as a warning to all, cursed her with feminism. They turned her hair red and gave unto her a voice like a banshee on the rag.
Looks like she set about to ruin her looks. Anyway, I would suspect that at this point she might have trouble attracting the "right" kind of guy never mind any guy ... but whatever if Marcotte can snag a BF why not her? ... her profiles from POF and OK Cupid:
Height: 5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type: Average
Sign: Pisces and it’s fun to think about
Education: Graduated from college/university
Job: Banking / Financial / Real Estate
Pets: Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks: English (Fluently), French (Okay)
Holy crap there's a lot to fill out.
What I’m doing with my life
Figuring out what interests me most so I can go back to school and become edge-umacated.
I’m really good at
Not being an asshole. Most of the time.
I can also draw, and sing and do makeup (artist for 16 years, ya I started yoooouuunng) I bedazzle shoes when I don't want to pay $2500 for the originals. Oh and carry on a conversation all while making you laugh. Usually.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm pretty vocal about my political beliefs, literally and figuratively. At a pro-choice rally, I was the loudest one there, shouting at the anti-choicers that my uterus wasn't a clown car and they should kindly gtfo. My cramps are bad enough without them all up in there.
I wrote/sang/recorded a pro-choice song which is a parody of Forget You by Cee-Lo Green. Youtube Walk for Choice Theme Song.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Full Frontal Feminism- Jessica Valenti, Purity Myth- Jessica Valenti, Wichita Divide- Stephen Singular, The Help- Katherine Stockett (I think that's the author's name). That's all I can remember off the top of my head.
Anything Muppets. Notebook, Dirty Dancing, Lion King, Little Mermaid, Rankin Bass Christmas movies (think Rudolph and the like).
Big Bang Theory, Family Guy, What Not To Wear, Glee
George Michael- All time favourite artist, Adele, Lady Gaga, and a bunch of other stuff.
Sushi, Mediterranean, Greek, mostly healthy stuff, but I enjoy some junk from time to time.
The six things I could never do without
tumblr, toiletries (which includes everything from shampoo to makeup to toothpaste), food, tumblr, books (for when I actually have the time to read and I'm not glue to tumblr), and tumblr.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Marathoning Big Bang Theory or Family Guy, or on tumblr or youtube in my pj's. Sometimes, I do actually go out on a Friday, as rare as that is. I also volunteer as an escort at an abortion clinic Saturdays, so sometimes I can't even do anything. I gotta hit the hay so I can wake up early.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If it's private, why would I admit it in public?
I’m looking for
•Guys who like girls
•Who are single
•For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're pro-choice, pro-gay (not just lesbians), pro-equality, pro-feminism, and just generally on the left.
Don't message me if you're a Rob Ford fan. I might hit you, you have been warned.
About: Not(Não) with Build athletic
City: Mississauga Ontario
Details: 32 year old Female, 160cm, Atheist
Ethnicity: Caucasian Pisces with Red hair
Intent: Chantybinx wants to date but nothing serious
Education: Some college
I am Seeking a: Man
Do you drink? Occasionally
Do you want children? Undecided / Maybe
Marital Status: Single
Do you do drugs? not
Pets: Cat & Dog
Eye Color: Green
Profession: I work at a Bank
Do you have children? not
Do you have a car? Yes
Longest Relationship: Over 1 year
Interests: Arts, Health, nutrition, Animals, nature, feminism, pro-choice, lgbt rights, fashion, makeup, kobo
Artsy fartsy, liberal-minded, activist, lover, loyal, honest, smart, funny.
I'm very politically active and strongly believe in social justice. I'm very intolerant of the intolerant, I suppose that makes me hypocrite. I just can't stand people who ignorantly (willfully or otherwise) oppress people. If you're into social justice and fighting various types of oppression, then we have something in common.
I am not a man-hater, but I am a feminist, and contrary to popular belief, they are not synonymous with each other. I also strongly believe in a woman's right to choose. I organized a pro-choice event back in Feb 2011 and wrote, and recorded a pro-choice parody of Cee-Lo Green's forget you (youtube: Walk For Choice theme song, i singz).
I'm not afraid to call someone out on sexist/racist/homophobic bullshit, but I am still someone you can take home to meet your parents.
I'm not someone to be feared, I'm very easy to get along with. I promise I'm super fun, I make people laugh.
I like karaoke, white wine is my drink of choice, purple is my favourite colour, I like sushi, my style is sexy secretary, I wear glasses, and I love Eddie Izzard (youtube Cake or Death or Languages, so funny), Lewis Black and Hal Sparks.
I hate shopping, I only go if I'm on a mission to find something in particular and even then I get antsy and annoyed if I've been in a mall for more than an hour.
Weddings are expensive and useless. I don't want one, not worth the expense and the headache. I'd rather go to city hall and use the money that would have been spent on a wedding, to put towards a down payment on a house.
I have a total of ZERO tattoos.
Went back to school, finally, so I'm doing a bridging program which literally bridges the gap between highschool and university. So next september, I'll be able to take Political Science and Gender Studies.
Agree or disagree with my way of thinking, at the end of the day, I've got substance.
As long as it's a place you can have a conversation without yelling, I'm good. Timmy's is usually a good starter, although I'm not a fan of coffee.
What I need in someone, is someone with a strong character, opinionated, who can take me on and challenge me, who's honest, I can introduce to my parents. Bonus if you're a classy dresser, I love how Ne-Yo dresses, argyle, peacoats, fedoras, scarves... that whole look... omg *drools*.
I'm also very attracted to darker features, like black/brown hair and brown eyes.
Middle Easterns hold a special place in my heart. Reir.
Annnnyway, I need someone who is an open communicator, who isn't afraid of showing/telling me how he feels. Because I have such strong political opinions, it's probably best if you're left-leaning. Chemistry is also important. Chemistry is actually HUUUUGE in my opinion. It can't be fabricated, it has to be felt mutually. There's no way to describe it. You just know when it's there. That addictive feeling where you just can't get enough of each other. Consideration, thoughtfulness, chivalry. I know it exists, I'm not asking for the impossible. I believe there is someone out there who has all those qualities.
Must not have bad spelling and grammar. Smoking/drugs are a no. If you don't have any pics of yourself giving the middle finger, you're off to a good start.
The tl;dr is, if my profile is too long and therefore you didn't read it, you really should read it before you message me.
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