Periodic Table of Swearing

#34021

Wow. Ophie allowed my comment. Wonders will never cease.

#34022

Al Stefanelli wrote:
sacha wrote:because this cheered me up just now:

angel.jpg
I'll see your angel, and raise you one more...

http://www.wcoa.info/angel.jpg

your innocent angel may be nice to look at as well, but which angel do you reckon is the better fuck?

#34023

My appearance on Chill Girls in Pink Corvettes podcast with Outwest, Wooly, and Renee - hope you enjoy! ...now on my blog where you can leave comments/questions/feedback

http://skepticink.com/justinvacula/2012 ... ppearance/

#34024

http://i.imgur.com/TIe0L.jpg

#34025

Steersman wrote:
Jan Steen wrote:http://i.imgur.com/LjSkz.jpg
Thatâ€™s definely a LOL; that is definitely a classic; liked your earlier one with the Bates Motel as well.

You have to have a great future as a caricaturist on some famous paper â€“ The Onion, perhaps?

Thanks for the thumbs up. But no, I think I have better things to do with my life.

#34026

bhoytony wrote:
Tony Parsehole wrote:
bhoytony wrote:*deleted image of Brownian sexing a kitty*
Hahahahaha! I wonder what's going on!..........

Have you seen this picture of Barbara Streisand's house?

http://www.thestreisandeffect.com/files ... eisand.jpg

hahaha!

#34027

Fucking hell! What complete bullshit! So, "No Light" says (http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterflies ... ent-376525):

Well if it isnâ€™t Renee â€œWomen are not fit for military service. I know, because I was in the militaryâ€ Hendricks.

Where is your son being bombarded, and by whom?

Any of the Pharyngulites got the link to #thingsreneehendrickssays? My batteryâ€™s about to die.

I've *never* said any such thing. What a fucking liar!

#34028

You're fair game to them, Renee. And remember the rules of fair game?

#34029

I think Brownian might be one of those Ebay reflecto-porn fetishists.

For sale. One cat...

#34030

ReneeHendricks wrote:Fucking hell! What complete bullshit! So, "No Light" says (http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterflies ... ent-376525):

Well if it isnâ€™t Renee â€œWomen are not fit for military service. I know, because I was in the militaryâ€ Hendricks.

Where is your son being bombarded, and by whom?

Any of the Pharyngulites got the link to #thingsreneehendrickssays? My batteryâ€™s about to die.
I've *never* said any such thing. What a fucking liar!

A bunch of them over there seem to have some problem with reading comprehension. I think franc has a rule that covers that.

But you might want to ask Ophelia why she gives Islamicists the gears for trying to shut down free speech but gives feminists a free pass for doing the same thing.

#34031

I think he deliberately posed with a cat hiding his genitals and you're all buying into one of his devious schemes.

#34032

Git wrote:You're fair game to them, Renee. And remember the rules of fair game?

Oh, yes. Fucking lie.

#34033

ReneeHendricks wrote:Fucking hell! What complete bullshit! So, "No Light" says (http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterflies ... ent-376525):

Well if it isnâ€™t Renee â€œWomen are not fit for military service. I know, because I was in the militaryâ€ Hendricks.

Where is your son being bombarded, and by whom?

Any of the Pharyngulites got the link to #thingsreneehendrickssays? My batteryâ€™s about to die.
I've *never* said any such thing. What a fucking liar!

Don't bite.

#34034

cunt wrote:I think he deliberately posed with a cat hiding his genitals and you're all buying into one of his devious schemes.

Yes. Just like Oolon downloading kiddy porn and therefore trolling the shit out of us.

Where is oolon anyway? I miss him.

#34035

TheMan wrote:
cunt wrote:
sacha wrote:because this cheered me up just now:
On that note, this guy is a genius and i've just found his youtube channel.

Ha! Excellent....will have to subscribe to this dude. Cracked me up as much as the "You Suck at Photoshop" series.

Watch this one all the way through. It starts out a bit slow, but just trust me on this.

[youtube]gVwz__fLvnA[/youtube]

#34036

Hmmm. But it could be pareidola - and the photograph is in fact either:

Displaying Ian's sumptious pubis

Or the cat has a terrible case of haemhorroids.

#34037

http://i.imgur.com/SDego.jpg

#34038

cunt wrote:
Watch this one all the way through. It starts out a bit slow, but just trust me on this.

[youtube]gVwz__fLvnA[/youtube]

That was funny as fuck. Totally mental (and not like Colin Hunt).

#34039

Tony Parsehole wrote:
ReneeHendricks wrote:Fucking hell! What complete bullshit! So, "No Light" says (http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterflies ... ent-376525):

Well if it isnâ€™t Renee â€œWomen are not fit for military service. I know, because I was in the militaryâ€ Hendricks.

Where is your son being bombarded, and by whom?

Any of the Pharyngulites got the link to #thingsreneehendrickssays? My batteryâ€™s about to die.
I've *never* said any such thing. What a fucking liar!

Don't bite.

I did. I asked for a quote. They won't be able to find it, of course. The *closest* might be me saying that there are some jobs in the military that aren't suited for women. And it doesn't take a fucking genius to figure that out.

#34040

welch wrote:
Tony Parsehole wrote:
Pitchguest wrote:You know, I just realised something. The Slymepit was the ONLY site that documented this incident by Shark Cried. An incident where he/she both denied confirmed science that HIV can be transmitted by oral sex and blamed the victim - a coup de grace of anyone for social justice. Without the Slyme, it would have slipped past the radar and never would have been noticed nor criticised, allowing for Shark Cried to have his horrible opinions voiced unfettered. That should tell us something about the usefulness of this place. I should feel stunned that this hasn't been given more attention or critique, but since it's FfTB, the nagging feeling at the back of my head tells me they don't because they need "allies." PZ Myers, Ed Brayton -- and Ian Cromwell, the person responsible for this shit being published -- should be ashamed of themselves.

And Shark Cried -- or "Jamie" or whatever -- just go away. Sincerely.
I'm sure if we were the ones proposing infecting (sorry, converting) unsuspecting women with out HIV then FTB would be on fire right now.

Kudos to Tigzy (I think) for bringing the lolzy post to our attention.
That's the thing that infuriates me: if you change the word used, you literally change how you view it.

If I'm "infected", we all agree that this is bad. No one wants to be "infected", at least not in the disease sense. "infected" is pretty clear: something is in you that Should Not Be There. The implications are clear, and, it doesn't blame the victim in and of itself.

But "converted", well, that's not bad, right? That's a good thing. We're happy when someone converts, well, at least the folks in the end group are. You convert to Judaism, Catholicism, what have you, and it's considered a good thing. It's also considered the end result of at least some thought and introspection. You don't just wake up on Tuesday and think "Hey, It's "be a jew" tuesday, SHALOM BITCHES!", do you. There's work you have to do. Sometimes even a test. You may even have to learn a new language.

So when you say "They converted to HIV+", it misleads in two ways. First, it sounds happy. "YAAAY! YOU'RE HIV+! GO YOU!" Second, it sounds deliberate. "Bill wasn't infected with HIV+, he converted." Sounds like Bill decided to do that as a deliberate action.

There's nothing about this entire concept that is anything but bad and dangerous. The stigma attached to HIV/AIDS is wrong, it's stupid, but it has nothing, NOTHING to do with the word "Infected" and these social justice warrrriors need to pull their heads outta their fucking assholes on this.

It's worse than that, actually. Switching to the "converted" terminology strongly implies that the "poz" people are trying to get the "neg" people to become "poz." In English, that translated to "they're actively trying to infect more and more people." Tell me again how that's supposed to lesson the bigotry and exclusion?

#34041

ReneeHendricks wrote:Fucking hell! What complete bullshit! So, "No Light" says...

I've *never* said any such thing. What a fucking liar!

No Light? That's the one who posted this "woe is me" post:

http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterflies ... ent-371970

which caused Al to log in to assuage and comfort him/her. Al took a drubbing for that.

That's one of the least attractive character flaws in many of those idiots, the way they'll flip from poor-pitiable-picked-on-me to gleefully mean. Fucking toddlers.

#34042

sacha wrote:
my angel

angel.jpg

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can thrash your angel

http://www.wcoa.info/angel.jpg

#34043

cunt wrote: Watch this one all the way through. It starts out a bit slow, but just trust me on this.

Clever..... very clever. I confess I like to daydream at the most inappropriate time too but I'm not vying in a race to run a country

#34044

Normally, I'm strongly inclined to the nice ass, but in this case, I support sacha's angel.

#34045

ReneeHendricks wrote:
Tony Parsehole wrote:

Don't bite.
I did. I asked for a quote. They won't be able to find it, of course. The *closest* might be me saying that there are some jobs in the military that aren't suited for women. And it doesn't take a fucking genius to figure that out.

The main rule of fair game is that once someone is an SP, they are outside of the rules, so lying, cheating, anything is acceptable as long as it is actions taken against an SP.

#34046

Guess whose profile has suddenly disappeared from Atheist Nexus. :lol:

#34047

Tony Parsehole wrote:
cunt wrote:I think he deliberately posed with a cat hiding his genitals and you're all buying into one of his devious schemes.
Yes. Just like Oolon downloading kiddy porn and therefore trolling the shit out of us.

Where is oolon anyway? I miss him.

Probably still in Longparish, Hampshire. Why did he did he come and tell us where he lived?

#34048

Tigzy wrote:Guess whose profile has suddenly disappeared from Atheist Nexus. :lol:

Barbara Streisand?

#34049

Tigzy wrote:Guess whose profile has suddenly disappeared from Atheist Nexus. :lol:

Don't forget your blog, Brownie.

According to his blog, he's one of those "wacky" guys who likes to make strangers uncomfortable in elevators. Has he ever been to Dublin?

#34050

bhoytony wrote:
Tigzy wrote:Guess whose profile has suddenly disappeared from Atheist Nexus. :lol:
Barbara Streisand?

The cat?

#34051

cunt wrote:
Tony Parsehole wrote:
cunt wrote:I think he deliberately posed with a cat hiding his genitals and you're all buying into one of his devious schemes.
Yes. Just like Oolon downloading kiddy porn and therefore trolling the shit out of us.

Where is oolon anyway? I miss him.
Probably still in Longparish, Hampshire. Why did he did he come and tell us where he lived?

Because he doesn't live there and wanted us all to think he does?

I'm certain people think I live in Middlesbrough for some reason.

#34052

Tigzy wrote:Guess whose profile has suddenly disappeared from Atheist Nexus. :lol:

Oh the fail.
His dad/mam told him to take it down....Or else:
http://i.imgur.com/vHavg.jpg

#34053

bhoytony wrote:
Tigzy wrote:Guess whose profile has suddenly disappeared from Atheist Nexus. :lol:
Barbara Streisand?

My Dick?

#34054

Pat Condell?

#34055

Tony Parsehole wrote:
Tigzy wrote:Guess whose profile has suddenly disappeared from Atheist Nexus. :lol:

Oh the fail.
His dad/mam told him to take it down....Or else:
http://i.imgur.com/vHavg.jpg

They'll set Half-Fish on him!

#34056

Tigzy wrote:Guess whose profile has suddenly disappeared from Atheist Nexus. :lol:

I would hazard a guess that it is a little too late for "Mr. Puddytat" to start doing that.

#34057

cunt wrote:Pat Condell?

Holy fuck. Yes it is.

#34058

Tigzy wrote:
Tony Parsehole wrote:
Tigzy wrote:Guess whose profile has suddenly disappeared from Atheist Nexus. :lol:

Oh the fail.
His dad/mam told him to take it down....Or else:
http://i.imgur.com/vHavg.jpg
They'll set Half-Fish on him!

Half Fish/Pat Condell/Richard O' Brian off the Crystal Maze.

#34059

Richard O'Brien used to be a stuntman.

Half-Fish is something that rhymes with it.

#34060

Tigzy wrote:Richard O'Brien used to be a stuntman.

Did you know that or wikipedia it? :lol:

#34061

cunt wrote:
Tony Parsehole wrote:
cunt wrote:I think he deliberately posed with a cat hiding his genitals and you're all buying into one of his devious schemes.
Yes. Just like Oolon downloading kiddy porn and therefore trolling the shit out of us.

Where is oolon anyway? I miss him.
Probably still in Longparish, Hampshire. Why did he did he come and tell us where he lived?

Because he is oolong?

stupid-tumb-people-25-640x640.jpg: (89.23 KiB) Downloaded 174 times

Face it, some thing are beyond the ken of mortal men.

#34062

@ Andrew. Hahahah. Who is that in the pic?

#34063

Tony Parsehole wrote:@ Andrew. Hahahah. Who is that in the pic?

I thought it was quite clear?

#34064

AndrewV69 wrote:
Tony Parsehole wrote:@ Andrew. Hahahah. Who is that in the pic?
I thought it was quite clear?

Yeah but you ARE joking right? That's not really oolon.

#34065

is it?

#34066

Tony Parsehole wrote:
AndrewV69 wrote:
Tony Parsehole wrote:@ Andrew. Hahahah. Who is that in the pic?
I thought it was quite clear?
Yeah but you ARE joking right? That's not really oolon.

My lips are sealed! :naughty:

I do not want to be accused of doxing. Ya know?

#34067

Tony Parsehole wrote:
Tigzy wrote:Richard O'Brien used to be a stuntman.
Did you know that or wikipedia it? :lol:

Think I picked it up when mooching around wikipedia ages ago. Just had another check - he was a stuntman on Carry On Cowboy. One of those situations where you know there's a joke in there somewhere, but buggered if you can think of one...

#34068

Priceless. Apparently, I inflict "damage" on Ophelia Benson with my tweets and videos. Lil' ol' me.

#34069

AndrewV69 wrote:
I do not want to be accused of doxing. Ya know?

OK. I feel bad now and here's why:
1) Considering the quality of his blog and online persona.I always imagined oolon as about 15-18 years old. The fact he is a yellow-toothed house owner makes me feel bad for him.
2) He is obviously being forced to hoover his lawn. Whether his wife is making him do it or The Patriarchy, I don't know. My lass makes me cut the grass but never hoover it. Once again, I feel bad for him.
3) I've seen tramps with better fashion sense.
4) He actually LOOKS like a kiddy fiddler.

#34070

ReneeHendricks wrote:Priceless. Apparently, I inflict "damage" on Ophelia Benson with my tweets and videos. Lil' ol' me.

How many HP does she have left?

#34071

Tony Parsehole wrote:
AndrewV69 wrote:
I do not want to be accused of doxing. Ya know?
OK. I feel bad now and here's why:
1) Considering the quality of his blog and online persona.I always imagined oolon as about 15-18 years old. The fact he is a yellow-toothed house owner makes me feel bad for him.
2) He is obviously being forced to hoover his lawn. Whether his wife is making him do it or The Patriarchy, I don't know. My lass makes me cut the grass but never hoover it. Once again, I feel bad for him.
3) I've seen tramps with better fashion sense.
4) He actually LOOKS like a kiddy fiddler.

There's a pic of Ooley here: http://www.longparish.org.uk/l2sotm/results/200709/ Scroll down, last picture. This fine specimen of an urban social justice warrior is the one on the right.

#34072

ERV wrote:
ReneeHendricks wrote:Priceless. Apparently, I inflict "damage" on Ophelia Benson with my tweets and videos. Lil' ol' me.
How many HP does she have left?

Apparently, not many if *I'm* able to inflict damage.

#34073

@Tigzy.
Kinda looks like the same guy in the hoovering pic.
Fuck......I dunno why but I feel sorry for him. Poor cunt.

I always kinda liked oolon in a weird, masochistic way and now, if this is him, I just feel bad for the little twat.
If he was 16 stone of raw muscle I could hate him but.....He's just so lame. I'm not being antagonistic either. I genuinely feel bad for him.

#34074

ReneeHendricks wrote:Priceless. Apparently, I inflict "damage" on Ophelia Benson with my tweets and videos. Lil' ol' me.

If she was any more delicate, her name would be "Charmin"

#34075

@Parsehole

Judging by that pic, he's pretty much what I expected. Not sure if it's the same guy in AndrewV69's pic - could be him, might not be.

In any case, there's just something about him in that pic which makes me sure there's a pair of socks and sandals somewhere out of frame.

#34076

In other news, halfassed went to an ikea, and someone took their picture...

#34077

Tigzy wrote:@Parsehole

Judging by that pic, he's pretty much what I expected. Not sure if it's the same guy in AndrewV69's pic - could be him, might not be.

In any case, there's just something about him in that pic which makes me sure there's a pair of socks and sandals somewhere out of frame.

I dunno mate. I imagined him more bearded and less chav wannabe.
In that pic I'm thinking he's wearing shellsuit bottoms and a pair of Hi-Tec trainers. I imagine he drinks a lot of Â£5-for-8 cans of Carling lager from the local Nisa/Lidl.

OOLON! Tell us the truth! We know you are there!

#34078

Tony Parsehole wrote:
AndrewV69 wrote:
I do not want to be accused of doxing. Ya know?
OK. I feel bad now and here's why:
1) Considering the quality of his blog and online persona.I always imagined oolon as about 15-18 years old. The fact he is a yellow-toothed house owner makes me feel bad for him.
2) He is obviously being forced to hoover his lawn. Whether his wife is making him do it or The Patriarchy, I don't know. My lass makes me cut the grass but never hoover it. Once again, I feel bad for him.
3) I've seen tramps with better fashion sense.
4) He actually LOOKS like a kiddy fiddler.

Whoever this guy is, the only reason he's wearing those shorts is so he has an excuse when a parent asks him what the fuck he's doing sitting on the playground bench and exposing his genitals.

#34079

Jonathan wrote:Couldn't help but laugh along with this. It's just so absurd.

Precisely the response they deserve and precisely the one that will make them shit blood with rage. Humour is Kryptonite to SJWs.

#34080

@Parsehole

:lol: Ooley as a middle-class version of 8-Ace.

I'm sorry, my dear lady wife, but I accidentally stopped by Stowells of Chelsea and - gosh, would you believe - the Â£1.49 you gave me went missing, and I somehow ended up with a half-bottle of 2011 Liebfraumilch in my hand. Er...please don't throw that pan at me, dearest - it is an Anthony Worral-Thompson copper-bottomed signature, after all...