Periodic Table of Swearing

[TheMan]

Here's an idea - pick 12 images and make a cafe press calendar. Pay for this place maybe?

Here's another Candidate:

struggling against privledge:

[youtube]NAkSMZzLmKw[/youtube]

[rayshul]

patronising term, however I think it would be funny if those that used "people of colour" as a description, also referred to "white" people as transparent.

I have suggested to people they refer to a hex code ... a joke I stole from an animator friend

[Steersman]

Steers, oh my Steers:

As if to say that maybe I’m flogging a dead horse? :-)

I haven't heard from you about my answer to your query WRT "nigger" vs "cunt". http://www.slymepit.com/phpbb/viewtopic ... ger#p23965

This isn't baiting or anything, I'd just like to have your opinion on my train of thought. Checking myself, sort of...

No problemo – unlike most of AtheismPlus and, surprisingly, franc (politics & strange bedfellows …) I don’t have a problem with people asking questions …. ;-)

But I think your anecdote about some of your white friends calling one of their black friends a nigger illustrates and supports my argument that such words – along with “cunt”, “prick”, and the like – don’t necessarily apply to an entire group: if “cunt” isn’t sexist then, analogously, “nigger” isn’t racist, although both can be rude and insulting, of course. And it also illustrates Lenny Bruce’s argument that “… it’s the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness.” And maybe that latter point is part of franc’s (and the Pit’s) fifth-column, guerilla-warfare, clandestine objective, at least with regard to “cunt” ….

However, I’m most curious about the mechanism or process by which many people seem to reach the conclusion that either of those words – and similar ones – supposedly apply to entire groups. Particularly since the argument seems a little more tenuous for “nigger” and similar words, although that might be due to the suppression. But consider these definitions for the word:

noun
1. Slang: Extremely Disparaging and Offensive .
a. a black person.
b. a member of any dark-skinned people.
2. Slang: Extremely Disparaging and Offensive . a person of any race or origin regarded as contemptible, inferior, ignorant, etc.
3. a victim of prejudice similar to that suffered by blacks; a person who is economically, politically, or socially disenfranchised.

Interestingly and in passing, I note that the article describes cases, similar to your anecdote, where there is “the sense [of] referring to a “black person”, [as] sometimes used among African-Americans, in a neutral or familiar way.” Much like “cunt” in this neck of the woods, at least sometimes.

But it is the last two definitions that seem suggestive of that conflation of the individual and group: each of them refer to “a person” by which there is no justification that I can see for implying that it refers to an entire group, no justification for arguing that any group – on average – is any more or less “contemptible, inferior, or ignorant; or economically, politically, or socially disenfranchised” than any other group. And certainly not due to any intrinsic “flaws”.

Hope that addresses your query or question, although I think it is, in general, a complicated question so I may not have ....

[KiwiInOz]

Tentative? You fickle bitch.

It's like this:

http://goo.gl/Q38N0

Try turning that down.

Last I heard, you were checking your schedule.

You are more than welcome to try to use me as a table (why would I care?), but I'm not a passive player, so it would be quite a feat to keep your beverage from spilling.

plus, I'm small. (47kg/7.5 stone and 1.57 metres) Throwing me around is fun.

But dwarf throwing is just so un-PC

[Phil_Giordana_FCD]

When does season 3 come out anyway?

March 31st 2013:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0944947/episodes?season=3

[Pinker]

Girl is harassed by a creep and brought to tears while wearing a Clash t-shirt:

http://i.imgur.com/85lTs.jpg

http://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/com ... ep_magnet/

:lol:

[Pinker]

Hallo from across the Narrow Sea....

...But I have a hard time writing in English, and I was quite happy to lurk.

Welcome, and stop bloody apologising. Your English is just fine.

People who apologize for their English are always more fluent than I am. :doh:

[Phil_Giordana_FCD]

Hello Arya (I'll read it out loud as "ach ja", if you don't mind).

Welcome to the Pit!

[Michael K Gray]

Hey Xuys! Now that we have our Slimepit✠ Logos (but no scary T-Shirts oops: trigger warning :cry: ), before we work out what our missionary statement is, we need to raise $$$(US, of course. It is the only country that matters on this flat planet)
What better method than to start our own cable channel?
I mean, if that total traitor ablist hyper-cis-para-trans-iso-sec-terc-ortho-verso-levo-rectus-meta-vec-ungendered misogynist Schröedinger-raping loser Matt D can do it, so can we, like totes grate!
LIKE Yays!! <smug Dunning-Kruger smiley needed> :?:
Hugz for differently abled KITTEHS!
We could give the excess $$$ to charities, or something. Casinos sound good too me. Or bar-bills of our heroin(e)s? SWOON! :drool:

Idea for publicity poster:

CuntTv.png

No-one can hear you cream in Safe-Space

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[Michael K Gray]

But dwarf throwing is just so un-PC

I thought it was called Dwarf "Tossing"?
Entirely different activity, old chum.
I can see that you did not attend MY private club.

[Phil_Giordana_FCD]

Thanks for your answer Steers. A complex subject indeed, but probably mostly due to cultural differences. Again.

I'll try to go into it a bit more later on, although I've gone at leanght about it already before.

[KiwiInOz]

B

But dwarf throwing is just so un-PC

I thought it was called Dwarf "Tossing"?
Entirely different activity, old chum.
I can see that you did not attend MY private club.

Was that the same club you were asked to leave for tossing the midget in front of the staff?

[Michael K Gray]

B

But dwarf throwing is just so un-PC

I thought it was called Dwarf "Tossing"?
Entirely different activity, old chum.
I can see that you did not attend MY private club.

Was that the same club you were asked to leave for tossing the midget in front of the staff?

Were you the one in the rubber Kiwi suit?
The ball-gag didn't fit your beak, mate.

[AndrewV69]

Hey Xuys! Now that we have our Slimepit✠ Logos (but no scary T-Shirts oops: trigger warning :cry: ), before we work out what our missionary statement is, we need to raise $$$(US, of course. It is the only country that matters on this flat planet)
What better method than to start our own cable channel?
I mean, if that total traitor ablist hyper-cis-para-trans-iso-sec-terc-ortho-verso-levo-rectus-meta-vec-ungendered misogynist Schröedinger-raping loser Matt D can do it, so can we, like totes grate!

Right, I am going to raise the ante:

http://i.imgur.com/pkXLq.jpg

Your turn sir, or do you fold?

[KiwiInOz]

B

But dwarf throwing is just so un-PC

I thought it was called Dwarf "Tossing"?
Entirely different activity, old chum.
I can see that you did not attend MY private club.

Was that the same club you were asked to leave for tossing the midget in front of the staff?

Were you the one in the rubber Kiwi suit?
The ball-gag didn't fit your beak, mate.

Why, yes. Yes it was. You might say that it is a little fetish of mine. What gave me away?

[Michael K Gray]

Hey Xuys! Now that we have our Slimepit✠ Logos (but no scary T-Shirts oops: trigger warning :cry: ), before we work out what our missionary statement is, we need to raise $$$(US, of course. It is the only country that matters on this flat planet)
What better method than to start our own cable channel?
I mean, if that total traitor ablist hyper-cis-para-trans-iso-sec-terc-ortho-verso-levo-rectus-meta-vec-ungendered misogynist Schröedinger-raping loser Matt D can do it, so can we, like totes grate!

Right, I am going to raise the ante:
Your turn sir, or do you fold?

You force me to "Double Down", and play my Ace+:

[Michael K Gray]

B

But dwarf throwing is just so un-PC

I thought it was called Dwarf "Tossing"?
Entirely different activity, old chum.
I can see that you did not attend MY private club.

Was that the same club you were asked to leave for tossing the midget in front of the staff?

Were you the one in the rubber Kiwi suit?
The ball-gag didn't fit your beak, mate.

Why, yes. Yes it was. You might say that it is a little fetish of mine. What gave me away?

The accint<sic> when you squealed like a pig, boy.

[rayshul]

In other news, I now know what colour teal is.

[Jonathan]

Just read this on the Atheism+ "non-safe space A+ forum" discussion, posted by that bastion of rationality Setar.

And in real life, you don't get to pick up and move your ivory tower around so you're always insulated from criticism. You have to come down out of your ivory tower and expose yourself, or you just wind up looking ignorant and out of touch (because you are) to everyone who is dealing with the problems that you're blowing smoke about.

Atheism+: where people really, really, don't understand their massive hypocrisy.

[Arya Stark]

Schleimgrube, Herr Wirkliche Horrorschau.
Eine kunterbunte Schleimgrube voller Mösen, Fotzen, Schwänzen... wie Herr Kant sagen würde.

Kant said that? Well, you live and learn. So, 'kunterbunt' means colourful. I like 'Schleimgrube' too. It's sounds good: "Ich bin ein*
Schliemgruben" as Kennedy never said.

*ein/einem/eines? I never was any good at German!

This would be "Ich bin ein Schleimgrubler!" and for the sister punishers it would be "Ich bin eine Schleimgrublerin!" My language is so sexist, I'm embarrassed. We call girls "it", witch degrades them to objects.

And there might be somewhere some guy named Kant, who said this... I'm to busy right now to look it up, starting an internet campaign, to force all the people who call them self that, to change their name. It might be offensive, you know. It sounds so much like cunt.
The campaign will tell them to name them self Benson, to show their respect for this woman... Fuck Immanuel, fuck the patriarchy and the whole enlightenment. You go, Ophelia. You know whats best for all of us.

[Michael K Gray]

Fuck Immanuel, fuck the patriarchy and the whole enlightenment. You go, Ophelia. You know whats best for all of us.

In Australia, "How are you going, you old cunt?!" is a term of sincere filial endearment.
It displays an unshakeable confidence that one's interlocutor is a social equal.
Male or female, it matters not.

[Michael K Gray]

In Australia, "How are you going, you old cunt?!" is a term of sincere filial endearment.
It displays an unshakeable confidence that one's interlocutor is a social equal.
Male or female, it matters not.

Almost invariably followed by:
* A handshake
* A shoulder-slap
* Beer, into which one's paw is thrust
* Signing of a business contract
* ____________________________ (Fill the blank in)

[Michael K Gray]

In other news, I now know what colour teal is.

Our Philip of Teal-and does as well.
It is the colour of "Tea", but sans the "and".

[Mykeru]

Tentative? You fickle bitch.

It's like this:

http://goo.gl/Q38N0

Try turning that down.

Last I heard, you were checking your schedule.

You are more than welcome to try to use me as a table (why would I care?), but I'm not a passive player, so it would be quite a feat to keep your beverage from spilling.

plus, I'm small. (47kg/7.5 stone and 1.57 metres) Throwing me around is fun.

I don't understand what you mean by "not a passive player". Aren't you just supposed to grimace and tweet about it?

[Phil_Giordana_FCD]

Sacha and Mykeru on Reap's podcast silmutaneously.

Votes?

[Michael K Gray]

Brave A+Fearism Feminazi-Warriors

TightLips.png

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[Guest]

Just read this on the Atheism+ "non-safe space A+ forum" discussion, posted by that bastion of rationality Setar.

And in real life, you don't get to pick up and move your ivory tower around so you're always insulated from criticism. You have to come down out of your ivory tower and expose yourself, or you just wind up looking ignorant and out of touch (because you are) to everyone who is dealing with the problems that you're blowing smoke about.

Atheism+: where people really, really, don't understand their massive hypocrisy.

Holy shit, this is hilarious.

[Michael K Gray]

Aren't you just supposed to grimace and tweet about it?

'Ere mate? You sayin' a bird just tweets?

[Phil_Giordana_FCD]

I have to wonder: who read with their lips?

[Guest]

Oh god, even better - Xanthë's location: "Wurundjeri, Bunurong country [Melbourne, Australia]". I mean, I like that Australia is taking steps towards acknowledging the indigenous people as the original owners of Australia, but this is so PC that it's fucking hilarious. It's not even that I think he/she is wrong to do it, but you can just tell they're trying so hard to make sure they don't tread on any toes that it's amusing.

Do I have to now check my privilege when referring to where I live?

[Michael K Gray]

I have to wonder: who read with their lips?

Blind amputees.

[windy]

Hallo from across the Narrow Sea....

No need to be afraid. I'm not Ophelia nor Peezus and I'm not an assassin - yet. Just sneaking around to get a grip on Mykeru's well hidden dagger ;)

I choose this name just for the fun of it. Because every time since I discovered this hole BS that claims to be A+, I thought that I can't stand Sansa/Rebecca Watson ... and every professional victim like her.

In RL I'm just a middle-aged atheist woman from Germany. But I have a hard time writing in English, and I was quite happy to lurk. This thread is so long, I spend a lot of time reading, laughing and watching YouTube. But the "Cunt" demands it, so I try my best and come out of the closet. Happy to be here.

Welcome, fellow vaginated-European! +2 diversity points for you, minus one for privilege.

"Sansa/Rebecca", LOL!

[Michael K Gray]

Oh god, even better - Xanthë's location: "Wurundjeri, Bunurong country [Melbourne, Australia]". I mean, I like that Australia is taking steps towards acknowledging the indigenous people as the original owners of Australia, but this is so PC that it's fucking hilarious. It's not even that I think he/she is wrong to do it, but you can just tell they're trying so hard to make sure they don't tread on any toes that it's amusing.

Do I have to now check my privilege when referring to where I live?

Yes.
As you are plainly a descendent of European invasionist trespasser on traditional Guarna tribal lands. [Adelaide, Oztraya]
The sins of the great-grandparents are your burden to we Denisovian folk, who are "in touch" with the landscape that owns us.

[Philip of Tealand]

In other news, I now know what colour teal is.

Our Philip of Teal-and does as well.
It is the colour of "Tea", but sans the "and".

Michael, you have Internet Points in your bank today, you've earned them! :D

[Mykeru]

Sacha and Mykeru on Reap's podcast silmutaneously.

Votes?

Man I may have to get a better headset if there's going to be all this podcasting (And currently there's some conspiring with Typhon Blue). With Reap I just used my tinny old Plantronics Gamecom headset from when I spent my time personally winning World War II in Call of Duty.

Sacha must do a hot Russian accent. Even if she actually talks like a scouser.

[youtube]Mv_F_ZLAtzY[/youtube]

[Michael K Gray]

Do I have to now check my privilege when referring to where I live?

Oh, and this short exert from John Safran v God.
Here John gets some people who identify themselves as being from the Wurundjeri tribe and takes people with signs out the front of their house (that acknowledge the traditional owners) to task.
Enjoy!
[youtube]u5OlBT2OcGg[/youtube]

[Michael K Gray]

Michael, you have Internet Points in your bank today, you've earned them! :D

But: Can I cash them OUT NOW, for instant gratification????

(It is not that I am an impatient spoiled X-Gen brat/infant, but that my wabbit-eared physician has told me that I have only 1:58 minutes to live, before the curiously Hollywood-looking ACME dynamite/alarm-clock package explodes, killing me as I paddle furiously in mid-air, gaining neither traction, nor gravitas)

If I only possessed and Internet-Points Reward Card.
The illuminati could use to track my every internet "win".
Sigh.

[Guest]

Again from PZ's energy post.

Because it’s totally reasonable to hold one individual responsible for what can only be solved by top-down public policy. Of course we should hobble one individual on the (yes, totally fucked) mass transportation playing field and expect him to bear the consequences of the tragedy-of-the-commons scenario. He should take a principled stand and refuse to go to any conferences, confident in the knowledge that everyone else will but it’s all worth it.

(bolding mine)

Well...yes? Isn't that exactly the point? Isn't that activism? I don't think PZ is to blame and I don't actually begrudge the fact that he travels frequently to conferences to speak etc. But if you have an ethical objection on an issue, doesn't it make sense to live in a way that follows on from that? I mean, I doubt vegetarians actually think that they are going to see the end of factory farming in their lifetime, but that doesn't stop them from abstaining. The travel situation is not perfectly analogous to the animal rights one (due to the relative ease with which someone can substitute meat in their diet) but I think the principle is the same. If it's that horrific, then don't do it.

I also found this amusing:

I hate arguments about the oilsands, cause no one bothers to do any research about it… on either side of the argument. either you’re railing against it as a horrible travesty that leaves nothing but massive scars and dead birds in its wake, or you discount that it is doing actual serious harm due to the fact that those arguments are being made by people who don’t understand economics, or engineering. people who actually know what’s going on seem few and far between.

I wish that the oilsands was as easy to take a side on as abortion.

(bolding mine)

[Michael K Gray]

Here's an idea - pick 12 images and make a cafe press calendar. Pay for this place maybe?

I've been hanging out waiting for someone to invite me to do a Gender Traitors Calendar. (And Gender Traitor Allies, maybe?)

If your icon/avatar image is anything even vaguely akin to your visage then, I for one, would not just welcome February's entry, but positively insist upon it.
March & April as well.

[Michael K Gray]

Bugger. Mis-placed comma!
For:

then, I for one, would not just welcome

Read:

then I, for one, would not just welcome

My apologies to Grammar-Nazis world-wide.
(I shall furiously scourge myself with a cunt-o-nine-tails.)

[DownThunder]

Yes.
As you are plainly a descendent of European invasionist trespasser on traditional Guarna tribal lands. [Adelaide, Oztraya]
The sins of the great-grandparents are your burden to we Denisovian folk, who are "in touch" with the landscape that owns us.

Im never quite sure what to make of the "we acknowledge the traditional land owners" and "special connection to the land" spiel that gets tacked on to all speeches. Ive encountered many good intentioned people who put on special ancient mystical gloves (like kids gloves) when dealing with australian aboriginal culture, imbuing it with lots of romantic notions. Its treating the culture like a museum piece. Look kids, look at the poor aboriginals.

[Michael K Gray]

Just read this on the Atheism+ "non-safe space A+ forum" discussion, posted by that bastion of rationality Setar.

And in real life, you don't get to pick up and move your ivory tower around so you're always insulated from criticism. You have to come down out of your ivory tower and expose yourself, or you just wind up looking ignorant and out of touch (because you are) to everyone who is dealing with the problems that you're blowing smoke about.

Atheism+: where people really, really, don't understand their massive hypocrisy.

That's it.
"Setar" is the Poe.
The plant.
The proof that the other broken fuckwads will swallow whatever excreta-salad is served to them, and ask for more, even though (deep double-down) they think it tastes like SHIT, but assume that they are alone in this opinion, and have such clingy, fragile egos that they can not see that every other rube has been similarly deluded and parasitised.

Yep. My odds for Setar as the poe stands at 3:1.27

[Tony Parsehole]

http://i.imgur.com/pkXLq.jpg

I'll have some of this.
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8470/8141 ... 3425_z.jpg

[Jonathan]

SPLITTERS!!!!!

[Michael K Gray]

Yes.
As you are plainly a descendent of European invasionist trespasser on traditional Guarna tribal lands. [Adelaide, Oztraya]
The sins of the great-grandparents are your burden to we Denisovian folk, who are "in touch" with the landscape that owns us.

Im never quite sure what to make of the "we acknowledge the traditional land owners" and "special connection to the land" spiel that gets tacked on to all speeches. Ive encountered many good intentioned people who put on special ancient mystical gloves (like kids gloves) when dealing with australian aboriginal culture, imbuing it with lots of romantic notions. Its treating the culture like a museum piece. Look kids, look at the poor aboriginals.

It is the mildly-militant A+Theism wing of the Australian Labour Party.
They have ZERO IDEA of that which they spew.
I ti s EXACTLY THE SAME as the mental pygmies in the A+Theism fora.
Spout tawdry meaningless "socially-conscious" catch-phrases AT one's interlocutor, ad infinitum, and one need not even think about the actual issues, as one has won by default.

The lazy robotic cunts.

I had enough of them in my Uni days. More doses of the Watson, McCreights, fucking Footerscray hobos and hippies I do not need.

[Michael K Gray]

We can add Maltese* to the list too.

How do you make a Maltese Cross?

[real horrorshow]

Just read this on the Atheism+ "non-safe space A+ forum" discussion, posted by that bastion of rationality Setar.

And in real life, you don't get to pick up and move your ivory tower around so you're always insulated from criticism. You have to come down out of your ivory tower and expose yourself, or you just wind up looking ignorant and out of touch (because you are) to everyone who is dealing with the problems that you're blowing smoke about.

Atheism+: where people really, really, don't understand their massive hypocrisy.

Now now. It's only hypocrisy if you deliberately claim one thing while doing/being another. When you don't realise you're doing it, it's delusion.

[cunt]

Hi Arya, sorry for pushing you in but the waters fine once it gets past your shoulders.

[Tigzy]

@MKG

Setar isn't a moderator there, though. He is, appparently, the real-deal - one of those involved with CreepyBitterGrrl when she was out ordering her manions to tear down John the Other's posters with Stanley knives.

This is a pic of him from his Twitter page. Impressive, eh?
https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_i ... xyd84.jpeg

Yes, definitely a real-deal SJW and weirdo.

[Mykeru]

Watching Charlie Brooker's How TV Ruined Your Life. If you are not familiar with him, Brooker is the lucky fucker who talked Connie Huq into marrying him. The bastard. He also did a little thing called Screenwipe.

The whole thing is worth watching (in segmented, out of sequence YouTube format, of course):

Part II:

[youtube]aJJK7gcTenA[/youtube]

Makes me wonder about Becca's comment about everything she knows about stalking coming from Lifetime Original Movies. Of course, she was trying to be funny, but it's revealing how much these housebound keyboard warriors suffer from Mean World Syndrome.

[guest]

Well if A+ refuses to advertise the other forum as A+ friendly, then perhaps the slymepit can advertise the other forum as SlymePit+ Friendly

[Jonathan]

@MKG

Setar isn't a moderator there, though. He is, appparently, the real-deal - one of those involved with CreepyBitterGrrl when she was out ordering her manions to tear down John the Other's posters with Stanley knives.

This is a pic of him from his Twitter page. Impressive, eh?
https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_i ... xyd84.jpeg

Yes, definitely a real-deal SJW and weirdo.

NO, Tigzy, NO! Don't you realise that by sharing a publicly-available picture of Setar on here you have opened him up to repercussions? TERRIBLE repercussions.....don't you know what kind of people we are?! :o

[Tony Parsehole]

@Mykeru. Brooker is a brilliant writer and satirist and if anybody is reading and hasn't seen Screenwipe, Newswipe or You Have Been Watching then I advise you to do so. Well worth a look.

[Mykeru]

@MKG

Setar isn't a moderator there, though. He is, appparently, the real-deal - one of those involved with CreepyBitterGrrl when she was out ordering her manions to tear down John the Other's posters with Stanley knives.

This is a pic of him from his Twitter page. Impressive, eh?
https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_i ... xyd84.jpeg

Yes, definitely a real-deal SJW and weirdo.

Hmmn, is that Mr. "I'm making a rational emotional argument"?

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8054/8141 ... 0ea5_z.jpg

What a fucking loon.

[Michael K Gray]

Sacha must do a hot Russian accent. Even if she actually talks like a scouser.

Have you heard Sophie Winkleman's "Russian" accent in Red Dwarf 9?
Is a mixture of Polish, Newcastle, Welsh and Ukrainian. (With the emphasis on Pommy)
Still: sexy as all hell, nonetheless.
(Must have been channeling Count Ivanoff)

[Tigzy]

If you are not familiar with him, Brooker is the lucky fucker who talked Connie Huq into marrying him. The bastard.

How the fuck that pudgy sack Brooker

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Gua ... 40x140.jpg

managed to talk the radiant Ms Huq

http://www.rorax.com/img/65/small/00021 ... 2_84lo.jpg

into being his bird, let alone his wife, probably makes him the greatest PUA ever.

[Reap]

Tentative? You fickle bitch.

It's like this:

http://goo.gl/Q38N0

Try turning that down.

Last I heard, you were checking your schedule.

You are more than welcome to try to use me as a table (why would I care?), but I'm not a passive player, so it would be quite a feat to keep your beverage from spilling.

plus, I'm small. (47kg/7.5 stone and 1.57 metres) Throwing me around is fun.

Nothing like a nice table

http://godlessradionet.ipage.com/GRAPHI ... ghraib.jpg

[Michael K Gray]

@MKG

Setar isn't a moderator there, though. He is, appparently, the real-deal - one of those involved with CreepyBitterGrrl when she was out ordering her manions to tear down John the Other's posters with Stanley knives.

This is a pic of him from his Twitter page. Impressive, eh?
https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_i ... xyd84.jpeg

Yes, definitely a real-deal SJW and weirdo.

Nah.

That HAS to be a cartoon.
A comic-book exaggeration.
No-one could be so pathetically xemasculated.

No! That has to be a photoshop. (Stamps little feat.
[youtube]XLf-C2H-BbM[/youtube])

[cunt]

If you are not familiar with him, Brooker is the lucky fucker who talked Connie Huq into marrying him. The bastard.

How the fuck that pudgy sack Brooker

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Gua ... 40x140.jpg

managed to talk the radiant Ms Huq

http://www.rorax.com/img/65/small/00021 ... 2_84lo.jpg

into being his bird, let alone his wife, probably makes him the greatest PUA ever.

Apparently they started dating after that screen wipe episode where Konnie gets a bunch of men to piss on a hill thus proving they've conquered their urinal anxiety. Charlie hit the jackpot.

[cunt]

[youtube]eZ9GpquWgow[/youtube]