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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 12:19 pm
by shoutinghorse
Brive1987 wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote: Why is this douchebag always going for bare-chest? Seriously, it's like he discovered he had chest hair at age 22 and can't get over the revelation. I won't watch any of his videos until he learns to grow the fuck up.
douchebag? How very judgemental.

:naughty:

I think primarily it is a trademark or brand in the crowded SM market.

I first heard him as a moderating influence on the Sargon-Spencer debate. Hunted him down on YouTube and recoiled at the presentation (fucking hippy). Listened to him without vision. And then accepted him as another voice in the chorus with an interesting libertarian POV, engaging delivery and pleasing non racial perspective (if sometimes off on detail).
He does videos about his vegetable patch too for those who suffer with insomnia. :sleeping-sleeping:

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 1:06 pm
by CaptainFluffyBunny
Bhurzum wrote:
Wed Feb 20, 2019 11:30 am
shoutinghorse wrote: Your supposed to keep 'em down your trooser leg, even I know that. :roll:
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/new ... 34/ab2.png
Goodness, that's a stoat, not a ferret. Don't put any
mustelid down your trouser legs, tho. Or under your kilt.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 1:08 pm
by MarcusAu
CaptainFluffyBunny wrote: Goodness, that's a stoat, not a ferret.
Since you brought it up - how do you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 1:16 pm
by CaptainFluffyBunny
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Tue Feb 19, 2019 4:37 pm
I've been treating one of my horses for cellulitis, but the x-rays just showed the fetlock joint is infected and the bone too which is degrading. A $15K procedure might clear the infection, but he'd still be crippled. I have to put him down. I've had him 9 years he's like family and the sweetest creature you could ever meet.
Sorry, Matt. Sometimes it's the very kindest thing you can do, even though it hurts you the most.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 1:18 pm
by CaptainFluffyBunny
MarcusAu wrote:
CaptainFluffyBunny wrote: Goodness, that's a stoat, not a ferret.
Since you brought it up - how do you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?
You stuff them down your trouser leg. One bites your willy, the other your balls.

No, coloration, face shape, paw size. The only trouser weasel in your pants should be your own.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 1:19 pm
by Bhurzum
MarcusAu wrote:
CaptainFluffyBunny wrote: Goodness, that's a stoat, not a ferret.
Since you brought it up - how do you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?
Stoats don't have that gamey taste...

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 1:25 pm
by MarcusAu
I'd always heard that weasels are weaselly identified, and that stoats are stoatally different.

(I guess I have to do the hard work myself).

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 1:37 pm
by CaptainFluffyBunny
Bhurzum wrote:
MarcusAu wrote:
CaptainFluffyBunny wrote: Goodness, that's a stoat, not a ferret.
Since you brought it up - how do you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?
Stoats don't have that gamey taste...
When we were still dating, my wife and I made realistic soup can labels and replaced my in-laws cream of chicken can labels for "Cream of Stoat." We thought it was pretty hilarious, but it took them months to notice. We started a "Stoats & Oats," but never finished it.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:16 pm
by BoxNDox
CaptainFluffyBunny wrote: When we were still dating, my wife and I made realistic soup can labels and replaced my in-laws cream of chicken can labels for "Cream of Stoat." We thought it was pretty hilarious, but it took them months to notice. We started a "Stoats & Oats," but never finished it.
A bit too subtle for my taste.

There's always the roommates who buy the sleaziest food imaginable. For them carefully remove the labels from their grade D tuna and put them on cans of cat food. Gives the stew just the right je ne sais quoi...

I can't recommend replacing their nasty ground beef with Gains-Burgers though - not that you could find any Gains-Burgers outside of a museum at this point. They don't cook, they burn, and it's a dead giveaway.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:17 pm
by Lsuoma
MarcusAu wrote:
CaptainFluffyBunny wrote: Goodness, that's a stoat, not a ferret.
Since you brought it up - how do you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?
One's weasely recognized, while the other is stoatally different. (Probably been :nin: , but fuck it).

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:25 pm
by Brive1987
An early morning exercise at Keating’ house.

http://i.imgur.com/pIGQ3TE.jpg

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:32 pm
by CommanderTuvok
Somebody posted about Derek "Degsy" Hatton (fuck, even his nickname fucking grates) getting membership of the Labour Party.

24 hours later, he has been suspended. Could be due to antisemitic tweets or something. Imagine that - someone on the militant (geddit) far left having a history of antisemtism!

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:34 pm
by Lsuoma
Yeah, I noticed that, but decided to wait until after lunch to post. At least I didn't get :nin:

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:37 pm
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thanks for all the kind words & thoughts, gang. It's unfortunately not an uncommon task in my job, but this one is especially tough.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:39 pm
by Matt Cavanaugh
Trying to keep my mind occupied by following the Jussie Smollet case. The DA has recused herself and her replacement's name is Joseph Magat.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:48 pm
by Lsuoma
Latest in the Sharia Shamima case is that Bangladesh is saying they don't wan't her, and she's not a citizen, although apparently children of Bangladeshis are automatically citizens too, at least until the age of 21. So the situation is that Sh Sh doesn't want to go to a place that doesn't want her.

My money is on the craven HMG backing down and handing her back her UK citz.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:49 pm
by KiwiInOz
Pseudomonas wrote:
Wed Feb 20, 2019 3:03 am
Could be getting a wee bit interesting this weekend for Kiwi and me...

http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDQ65002.shtml

Pseudomonas
Here's hoping. My garden is as dry AF. 😁

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:49 pm
by Lsuoma
Sorry about your horse, Matt. I still recall how devastated I was when my last, favorite mare had to cross the Rainbow Bridge in 2012. I'd had her from an egg, and she was my precious...

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 3:18 pm
by Bhurzum
CaptainFluffyBunny wrote: When we were still dating, my wife and I made realistic soup can labels and replaced my in-laws cream of chicken can labels for "Cream of Stoat." We thought it was pretty hilarious, but it took them months to notice. We started a "Stoats & Oats," but never finished it.
https://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/ar ... w_mice.jpg

https://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/ar ... g-Snot.jpg

https://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/ar ... -Lost1.jpg

Aaaah, back when SA.com was good... ;)

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 4:26 pm
by Sulman
Hello all!

I found this utterly bonkers thread on the Twitter and thought I would share it with you.


"Language matters". Okay love. It's a perfectly common adverb, used this way regularly.

It amazes me that a certain type of prog goes fucking mental about the meaning of words. Well, not the meaning, their meanging through the lens of batshittery. I've seen Steffy Z go bananas in the same way.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 4:35 pm
by MarcusAu
It might be just you alone that thinks that.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 4:53 pm
by mordacious1

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 5:29 pm
by Brive1987
Just out of interest. The Australian Federal Parliament was originally designed with a lawn covering.

The metaphor was that the public could picnic and recreate literally over the top of their elected representatives.

Very egalitarian.

The brown thing arrowed below is a security fence errected last year to keep the dirty fuckers off the grass. And stop terrorists from tunneling into the offices below.

Quite the symbol of the brave new world.

http://i.imgur.com/fyvhmBq.jpg

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 5:44 pm
by Driftless
Brive1987 wrote: Just out of interest. The Australian Federal Parliament was originally designed with a lawn covering.

The metaphor was that the public could picnic and recreate literally over the top of their elected representatives.

Very egalitarian.

The brown thing arrowed below is a security fence errected last year to keep the dirty fuckers off the grass. And stop terrorists from tunneling into the offices below.

Quite the symbol of the brave new world.

http://i.imgur.com/fyvhmBq.jpg
How could people picnic on such a steep slope?

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 5:48 pm
by Brive1987
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote: Why is this douchebag always going for bare-chest? Seriously, it's like he discovered he had chest hair at age 22 and can't get over the revelation. I won't watch any of his videos until he learns to grow the fuck up.
From today.

Styx wants to know whether a hair cut is also necessary? ;)


Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 5:51 pm
by Brive1987
Driftless wrote:
Brive1987 wrote: Just out of interest. The Australian Federal Parliament was originally designed with a lawn covering.

The metaphor was that the public could picnic and recreate literally over the top of their elected representatives.

Very egalitarian.

The brown thing arrowed below is a security fence errected last year to keep the dirty fuckers off the grass. And stop terrorists from tunneling into the offices below.

Quite the symbol of the brave new world.

[IMG]http...://i.imgur.com/fyvhmBq.jpg[/IMG]
How could people picnic on such a steep slope?
The trick is to be persistent in approach and measured in expectation.

http://i.imgur.com/NvvYAQ0.jpg

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 5:54 pm
by Lsuoma

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 5:54 pm
by Brive1987
Ugg is was

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 6:02 pm
by KiwiInOz
Are you scared of rampaging clitorides?

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 6:07 pm
by Lsuoma
Smelly Smollett has been charged with lying to the fuzz. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 6:14 pm
by mordacious1
Lsuoma wrote: Smelly Smollett has been charged with lying to the fuzz. :lol: :lol: :lol:
That’s the least of his problems, since apparently he orchestrated that terroristic letter to himself. The FBI will have his nuts for dinner. At least, they should. I can’t think of any of these hoax morons in the past who have done prison time... which is where Mr Smollett should end up, but probably won’t.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 6:37 pm
by Ape+lust
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Thanks for all the kind words & thoughts, gang. It's unfortunately not an uncommon task in my job, but this one is especially tough.
I'm sorry about your buddy, Matt. You're doing the right thing... (small comfort, I know)

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 6:41 pm
by KiwiInOz
Lsuoma wrote: Smelly Smollett has been charged with lying to the fuzz. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Well I never.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 6:49 pm
by Ape+lust
Including T is the biggest mistake gays ever made. Those high-maintenance fuckers are relentless and never happy. LGB is going to be eaten alive.

I read recently that UK women's shelters are lifting their ban on employing self-IDed female trannies. If you've got a dress and a cute name, you're in.

https://i.imgur.com/6aCzJ1I.jpg

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 7:47 pm
by Service Dog

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 8:02 pm
by Brive1987
Lsuoma wrote:
Wed Feb 20, 2019 6:07 pm
Smelly Smollett has been charged with lying to the fuzz. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 2:13 am
by Brive1987

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 2:18 am
by Brive1987

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 3:47 am
by shoutinghorse
mordacious1 wrote:
Lsuoma wrote: Smelly Smollett has been charged with lying to the fuzz. :lol: :lol: :lol:
That’s the least of his problems, since apparently he orchestrated that terroristic letter to himself. The FBI will have his nuts for dinner. At least, they should. I can’t think of any of these hoax morons in the past who have done prison time... which is where Mr Smollett should end up, but probably won’t.
Jussie's new homies. He will be given the opportunity to fight back on a nightly basis. Whether he wishes to or not. :shifty:


Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 3:54 am
by Bhurzum
Brive1987 wrote:
Haha! The left "marker" (lead/left man) is "tick-tocking" - moving his left foot and hand in unison, an incredibly hard thing to do (try it, you'll see what I mean) but mega difficult to stop once you start. Not only that, it's a cardinal sin on the drill square and is guaranteed to earn you a proper beasting.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYuiAMoCIAAr4kG.jpg

It makes my blood itch just looking at it...

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 4:20 am
by shoutinghorse
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Not the sharpest of moon cutting swords are they?


Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 4:44 am
by SM1957
shoutinghorse wrote:
mordacious1 wrote:
Lsuoma wrote: Smelly Smollett has been charged with lying to the fuzz. :lol: :lol: :lol:
That’s the least of his problems, since apparently he orchestrated that terroristic letter to himself. The FBI will have his nuts for dinner. At least, they should. I can’t think of any of these hoax morons in the past who have done prison time... which is where Mr Smollett should end up, but probably won’t.
Jussie's new homies. He will be given the opportunity to fight back on a nightly basis. Whether he wishes to or not. :shifty:

The victims of Jussie Smollett are the Nigerian brothers, who were in great danger of doing jail. How come the police secured justice for black people? I thought that never happened.

The other victims of Jussie Smollett were black and gay people, whom he tried to frighten into a state of alarm by preying on their credulous simplicity.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 7:32 am
by Bhurzum
shoutinghorse wrote: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Not the sharpest of moon cutting swords are they?
I must admit, watching that gave me a semi...

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 7:35 am
by mordacious1
Smollett-If you’re going to hire people to commit a felony, make sure you pay them with a check.
HaHa

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 8:18 am
by Ape+lust
Christ, he did it for money.

For money, he's become a black stereotype -- black man lives long enough, black man goes to prison.

The crazy part is that he already had the resources and privilege to ensure he'd never have to worry about jail. What a fucking maroon.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 8:28 am
by Matt Cavanaugh
Lsuoma wrote: Smelly Smollett has been charged with lying to the fuzz. :lol: :lol: :lol:
He aslo mailed himself a fake letter with powdered aspirin in it, so he's facing federal mail tampering charges, too.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 8:44 am
by Matt Cavanaugh
He was dumb enough to pay the nigerians by check.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ce-it.html

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 9:02 am
by John D
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: He was dumb enough to pay the nigerians by check.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ce-it.html
Nigger-faggot wasn't happy making $100k per episode totaling $1.8M per year. WTF!

It is the Chicago prosecutors that have this case now.... and.... I wonder if the Feds will charge him on the fake letter. They may just let it pass so they don't get the leftist racists mad. The left has already forgiven this monster..... haha.... poor Jussie... he was just upset.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 9:08 am
by shoutinghorse
Peter Tork dead. RIP .. Another part of my childhood gone, I'm starting to feel old. :(




(I met Davey Jones once back in the early 80's, really nice bloke)

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 9:40 am
by ConcentratedH2O, OM
shoutinghorse wrote:
Wed Feb 20, 2019 10:00 am
Son in law took the killers out at the weekend, the ferrets first time out, little Patterdale's second (knackered him out bless him) and the big old Lurcher is a master. Daughter assures me this isn't even half the catch, he gives most of them to his mate as she wont touch them so he guts and freezes a couple for himself and gives the others to various family members. Not me, I won't touch them them either.. Townies. :puke-front:

https://i.imgur.com/4vggpdP.png
Fuck me, this is slavtastic! To be honest, Horse, I did not have you down as the kind of guy who would allow your daughter to marry an Eastern European immigrant, so respect to you for that.

https://i.imgur.com/wYZM8ns.jpg

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 10:41 am
by Matt Cavanaugh
The 'if you're gloating over Jussie Smollett, you're a racist' has already begun in force.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 11:14 am
by InfraRedBucket
CommanderTuvok wrote: Somebody posted about Derek "Degsy" Hatton (fuck, even his nickname fucking grates) getting membership of the Labour Party.

24 hours later, he has been suspended. Could be due to antisemitic tweets or something. Imagine that - someone on the militant (geddit) far left having a history of antisemtism!
Can't stand the guy . Well remember his rodent-like features popping up on 80s news. The so called "King Rat".
This is the offending tweet from 2012. Not exactly "Gas the Jews" but at east he didn't teach his dog to say it.
The tweet in question - which has now been deleted - was sent from Mr Hatton's account on November 18 2012.

It stated: "Jewish people with any sense of humanity need to start speaking out publicly against the ruthless murdering being carried out by Israel."
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/li ... r-15863471

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 11:51 am
by MarcusAu
Is non-ruthless murdering OK?

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 12:16 pm
by Steersman
Bhurzum wrote:
shoutinghorse wrote: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Not the sharpest of moon cutting swords are they?
I must admit, watching that gave me a semi...
Yeah:



Talk about "hoist by own petard" ...

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 12:26 pm
by Steersman
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: The 'if you're gloating over Jussie Smollett, you're a racist' has already begun in force.
"No smirking allowed" ...

But sorry to hear about your horse Matt - had to "put-down" a stray cat I'd picked up due to kidney failure - the cat's, not mine. Only had her for a year or two but still kind of hurt.

Curious though how we're willing to put "poor dumb animals" out of their misery - though periodically wonder whether that's partly to alleviate our own suffering - but insist that fellow humans more or less in a vegetative state have to suffer through until the bitter end.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 12:27 pm
by Bhurzum
shoutinghorse wrote: Peter Tork dead. RIP .. Another part of my childhood gone, I'm starting to feel old. :(
At least we still have these guys...well, a new version of them.

https://cdn2us.denofgeek.com/sites/deno ... k=kzTc4T78

Having said that, I'm sure it's only a matter of time before one is outed as a paedo, one joins ISIS and the other two die in a mutual asphyxie-wank accident.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 12:29 pm
by Bhurzum
Steersman wrote: Curious though how we're willing to put "poor dumb animals" out of their misery - though periodically wonder whether that's partly to alleviate our own suffering - but insist that fellow humans more or less in a vegetative state have to suffer through until the bitter end.
Dianne Abbot must be shitting her massive knickers... :P

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 12:35 pm
by Steersman
MarcusAu wrote: Is non-ruthless murdering OK?
"Nuance people, nuance!" ...

Not sure of the full bill of particulars against Hatton, but that tweet of his didn't seem entirely beyond the Pale. Some rather problematic developments happening in Israel - too much pandering to the fundamentalist crowd, and an "ethno-nationalism" that bears drawing disturbing parallels with blood-and-soil and Lebensraum:



From the article:
Back in December, Bennett’s comments elicited criticism. Today, his remarks look even more ridiculous, as the national-religious Bayit Yehudi party that he used to lead consummates a merger with the fundamentalist Otzma Yehudit faction, a union midwifed by Benjamin Netanyahu himself.

The normalization of Otzma Yehudit’s racist, theocratic, and authoritarian spirit has been taking place in Israel for a long time. And while promoting Jewish engagement in the Diaspora is certainly valuable, but it cannot be understood as a quid pro quo for axiomatic support of Israel, especially when a fanatical hate group is being mainstreamed by none other than the Israeli prime minister. ....

Read more: https://forward.com/opinion/419690/if-i ... -american/

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 12:36 pm
by free thoughtpolice
shoutinghorse wrote: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Not the sharpest of moon cutting swords are they?

It reminds me of a new ISIS recruit arriving in Syria , and taking a selfie in front of the local ISIS hq. He then posted the picture in his facebook page to impress his friends back home. He didn't realize that the picture had an imbedded GPS location on it and the Americans read his facebook, got the location, and bombed the building.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 12:49 pm
by Steersman
Bhurzum wrote:
Steersman wrote: Curious though how we're willing to put "poor dumb animals" out of their misery - though periodically wonder whether that's partly to alleviate our own suffering - but insist that fellow humans more or less in a vegetative state have to suffer through until the bitter end.
Dianne Abbot must be shitting her massive knickers... :P
:-) Though not quite sure of the connection but she sure is one dumb cunt:



But still nice to see that the UK & the US have told those "ISIS brides" to go pound sand - should deport their whole fucken tribe, yea, even unto the 20th generations. Ran across this rather stark portrayal of the situation in Luton - haven't read it all yet myself, but, as I've argued though some don't seem to be listening ..., we've clasped fucken vipers to our breasts by letting Muslims into Western countries:



But hopefully Shamima & her ilk will lead to some "reassessments":