Driftless wrote: ↑
Michele Bachmann is looking for an iron rod. Is this a case where an iron rod is just an iron rod?:
No, she means a cigar.
Or a corn dog?
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2020 11:15 am
by Service Dog
In fourth grade, I used the pencil sharpener on the wall. Kept turning and turning, trying to make the pencil super perfectly pointy. Ground it down to a couple inches long. The notion of 'putting a tack on the teacher's seat' was known to my kid brain-- seemed like a clever prank-- but I didn't have a realistic conception of it. My imagination was more like a Roadrunner cartoon. I tucked the pencil between my shoelaces, and stuck my foot out as a 4th grade relative of Michele Bachmann sat at the desk next to mine. A mortified expression froze her face, and she immediately stood up, with the pencil piercing her jeans and probably her crotch. She left the room. The teacher followed. The teacher confronted me about it later & and I lied-- said I just tucked the pencil there to carry it & was just stretching my leg out at the exact wrong moment. I don't think I was punished at all. I think they took my own shock as proof that I wasn't intentionally harming her. They didn't even want to explain to me how horrible the thing I had done was. Every few years, I unexpectedly re-live the harrowing moment and my blood turns cold all over again. On some primal psychic level, I may be responsible for Congresswoman Bachmann's choice of imagery. Her entire bloodline probably shuddered, that day. This story is true and I'm only making light of it to sugarcoat it.
Service Dog wrote: ↑ a 4th grade relative of Michele Bachmann sat at the desk next to mine.
The girl who sat behind me in German class was Christine Brinkley's first cousin. Her facial features looked a lot like Brinkley's, but all wrong. Of course, a lot of 'beautiful' models look scary in person without a ton of make-up and flattering lighting.
KiwiInOz wrote: ↑
I know. It's a high scandal with huge stakes in NZ.
How much more do they cheat when it actually matters?
I've heard that accusation thrown at Ritchie McCaw, but in my opinion he just played the margins of the rules.
The wrong side of the margins. No surprise that he was the target of so many cheap shots. Always "accidentally" ending up in just the right position just long enough to slow down opposition ball, just the wrong side of the offside line etc. It really does spoil enjoyment of the game when someone stymies positive play by foul means and keeps getting away with it. Some people say it's his job to cheat and he's just better at it. Not my opinion though.
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 7:04 am
by Lsuoma
Peter Sutcliffe doesnt' have a hammer any more.
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 10:20 am
by Bhurzum
Lsuoma wrote: ↑Peter Sutcliffe doesnt' have a hammer any more.
Killed by a hoax virus.
(according to cretins)
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 12:10 pm
by Service Dog
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This is what it's like in BLManhattan...
Appetizing. Across the street... studio apartments sell for $1.5 Million.
KiwiInOz wrote: ↑
I know. It's a high scandal with huge stakes in NZ.
How much more do they cheat when it actually matters?
I've heard that accusation thrown at Ritchie McCaw, but in my opinion he just played the margins of the rules.
The wrong side of the margins. No surprise that he was the target of so many cheap shots. Always "accidentally" ending up in just the right position just long enough to slow down opposition ball, just the wrong side of the offside line etc. It really does spoil enjoyment of the game when someone stymies positive play by foul means and keeps getting away with it. Some people say it's his job to cheat and he's just better at it. Not my opinion though.
Yeah. But you're a one eyed Saffer, so I'd expect nothing less from you.
Fauci on video, saying the chances of replicating positive test results are "miniscule". One could "almost never" culture the virus from the oversensitive threshold being applied.
Paranoid right-winger conspiracy theory-- called the "Great Reset"-- says covid is being used as a pretext for globalist redistribution of wealth, reshaping of entire society. Justin Trudeau agrees:
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2020 6:05 am
by Service Dog
Joe Biden’s cancer charity spent more than $3.7million on staff salaries but distributed ZERO towards research grants over two years, tax filings reveal
Documents showed the charity received $4,809,619 and spent $3,070,301 on staff salaries between 2017 and 2018
Gregory Simon, the charity’s president, received $429,850 in fiscal year 2018
The Biden Cancer Initiative spent nearly $1million on travel and conference expenses in those two fiscal years
Lsuoma wrote: ↑Peter Sutcliffe doesnt' have a hammer any more.
Killed by a hoax virus.
(according to cretins)
Or 't coof, as he would say.
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2020 11:02 am
by screwtape
John D wrote: ↑
This would help explain why there are so many positive cases with so few deaths.
251,547 deaths so far. 9/11 caused 2,977 deaths. That's 84 and three quarter 9/11s. I'd see that as a problem, but maybe I should stand back and admire your manly fortitude (while I wait for the inevitable and unlikely explanations about why hardly any of those deaths were attributable to the coronavirus).
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2020 12:27 pm
by KiwiInOz
James Blalock and Linda Kesler, from Georgia, both voted while dead.
John D wrote: ↑
This would help explain why there are so many positive cases with so few deaths.
251,547 deaths so far. 9/11 caused 2,977 deaths. That's 84 and three quarter 9/11s. I'd see that as a problem, but maybe I should stand back and admire your manly fortitude (while I wait for the inevitable and unlikely explanations about why hardly any of those deaths were attributable to the coronavirus).
John D wrote: ↑
This would help explain why there are so many positive cases with so few deaths.
251,547 deaths so far. 9/11 caused 2,977 deaths. That's 84 and three quarter 9/11s. I'd see that as a problem, but maybe I should stand back and admire your manly fortitude (while I wait for the inevitable and unlikely explanations about why hardly any of those deaths were attributable to the coronavirus).
Are you fucking drunk or high? All I said was that this might have some impact on the FACT that the death rate has not increased as much as the death rate. You are fucking retarded?
BTW - I just had a long convo with a good friend of mine who had the Coco three months ago. He still can't climb the stairs without getting winded. His sister (who I knew reasonably well) is dead from Coco. I am not in denial of this shit.
All I commented on was how a high false positive rate would mess with the data.
Hey... suck my ass-hole faggot!
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2020 1:23 pm
by John D
Fine ... typo... not the death rate vs. the death rate... I mean the positive rate vs. the death rate.... anyway.... you are smart enough to know what I mean.... and you can still suck my ass-hole.
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2020 3:53 pm
by KiwiInOz
It strikes me that screwtape isn't the one wanting his arsehole licked by another man. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Lsuoma wrote: ↑Peter Sutcliffe doesnt' have a hammer any more.
Killed by a hoax virus.
(according to cretins)
Or 't coof, as he would say.
Not every problem should be treated as if it were a nail.
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2020 7:35 pm
by John D
Live long.... and prosper!
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 3:41 am
by Hunt
John D wrote: ↑
and you can still suck my ass-hole.
That procedure has a very long wait list.
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 7:53 am
by screwtape
This is cruel - due to go to Halifax the day after tomorrow and the second donor was not cleared for donation because of abnormal liver tests. They will test him or her again in four weeks and maybe we'll be OK after that, otherwise we have to start the search for another donor, which will take some months at a minimum.
Feels a bit like the condemned man getting a stay of execution! Maybe one of you assholes would like to lick mine to cheer me up?
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 8:32 am
by Lsuoma
That's sucky.
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 9:12 am
by Pitchguest
screwtape wrote: ↑
This is cruel - due to go to Halifax the day after tomorrow and the second donor was not cleared for donation because of abnormal liver tests. They will test him or her again in four weeks and maybe we'll be OK after that, otherwise we have to start the search for another donor, which will take some months at a minimum.
Feels a bit like the condemned man getting a stay of execution! Maybe one of you assholes would like to lick mine to cheer me up?
John D wrote: ↑
This would help explain why there are so many positive cases with so few deaths.
251,547 deaths so far. 9/11 caused 2,977 deaths. That's 84 and three quarter 9/11s. I'd see that as a problem, but maybe I should stand back and admire your manly fortitude (while I wait for the inevitable and unlikely explanations about why hardly any of those deaths were attributable to the coronavirus).
This discrepancy exists in nearly every region and country in the world, although generally not as stark as Ontario.
Also, I think you're being disingenuous taking that death number at face value. Here's a chart I think I posted about a week ago comparing death rates in LTC facilities to the general population: https://scontent.fykz1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/ ... e=5FD6B55F
The large majority of Covid-19 deaths are occurring among the near end-of-life population, when it's nearly impossible to distinguish death from old age vs death from C-19. Given this, we would expect that all causes mortality would dip significantly after the spring removal of so many end-of-life people, and that's exactly what we're seeing so far, although Canadian provinces are scandalously untimely in collecting ACM data, and this is likely to fill in a bit. https://scontent.fykz1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/ ... e=5FD7796E
So, deaths from C-19 are absolutely nothing like 9/11 WTC deaths, and any comparison is groundless.
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 3:09 pm
by Service Dog
The US death toll from Covid is exactly-like JonBenet Ramsey being strangled to death 251,547 times.
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 7:38 pm
by MarcusAu
That sounds like something that was made-up.
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 7:48 pm
by Service Dog
4-D path to victory:
What trump is really going after in these recounts is house seats.
House flips to republican majority
Final moves:
Jan 1, Trump resigns leaving Pence to finish out the final 19 days
Florida republican resigns house seat
Based DeSantis appoints trump to fill it
Jan 5, Trump elected speaker of the house
Jan 15, Biden and Harris arrested for fraud in the election
Jan 20, trump takes oath for 2nd term, appoints Pence as VP.
Based DeSantis appoints original republican winner to his previously resigned house seat.
Trump is president. House and senate controlled by Republicans.
screwtape wrote: ↑
This is cruel - due to go to Halifax the day after tomorrow and the second donor was not cleared for donation because of abnormal liver tests. They will test him or her again in four weeks and maybe we'll be OK after that, otherwise we have to start the search for another donor, which will take some months at a minimum.
Feels a bit like the condemned man getting a stay of execution! Maybe one of you assholes would like to lick mine to cheer me up?
Damn. :(
E-licks your way. :drool:
Me too.
The rest of you better not try stealing screwtape's e-licks. :naughty:
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 2:56 am
by MarcusAu
I'm not sure that I am Screwtape's type - I can't even remember my own blood group.
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 4:42 am
by Bhurzum
Osculum infame, osculum infame for everyone!
(onions optional)
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 6:03 am
by Service Dog
KiwiInOz wrote: ↑
James Blalock and Linda Kesler, from Georgia, both voted while dead.
Oh, hang on. No they didn't.
Two excellent examples of the big tv-news networks calling the election results incorrectly & prematurely.
screwtape wrote: ↑
This is cruel - due to go to Halifax the day after tomorrow and the second donor was not cleared for donation because of abnormal liver tests. They will test him or her again in four weeks and maybe we'll be OK after that, otherwise we have to start the search for another donor, which will take some months at a minimum.
Feels a bit like the condemned man getting a stay of execution! Maybe one of you assholes would like to lick mine to cheer me up?
Damn. :(
E-licks your way. :drool:
Me too.
The rest of you better not try stealing screwtape's e-licks. :naughty:
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 11:11 am
by Lsuoma
Now, THERE'S someone who'll give you e-licks!
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 11:45 am
by Service Dog
KiwiInOz wrote: ↑
I submitted a postal ballot in the recent Queensland state election. No fuss, no fraud.
I give the hugs.... but I still can't get any e-licks.
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 3:52 pm
by KiwiInOz
Trumpo's business model is to be the proponent and exponent of fake news. And he sure does have a lot of easy marks.
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 3:54 pm
by KiwiInOz
I'm not sure why, but all this speaking of arseholes made me wonder how concH2O, OM is doing.
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 3:58 pm
by KiwiInOz
John D wrote: ↑
I give the hugs.... but I still can't get any e-licks.
I sent you a kitset one. Unfortunately you'll have to do it yourself.
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 8:31 pm
by Service Dog
You know that famous Eisenhower farewell address, where he warned-against the power and influence of the 'military-industrial complex'.
Here's another excerpt:
"Akin to, and largely responsible for the sweeping changes in our industrial-military posture, has been the technological revolution during recent decades.
In this revolution, research has become central, it also becomes more formalized complex, and costly. A steadily increasing share is conducted for, by, or at the direction of, the Federal government.
Today, the solitary inventor, tinkering in his shop, has been overshadowed by task forces of scientists in labaratories and testing fields. In the same fashion, the free university, historically the fountainhead of free ideas and scientific discovery, has experienced a revolution in the conduct of research. Partly because of the huge costs involved, a government contract becomes virtually a substitute for intellectual curiosity. For every old blackboard there are now hundreds of new electronic computers.
The prospect of domination of the nation's scholars by Federal employment, project allocations, and the power of money is ever present -- and is gravely to be regarded.
Yet, in holding scientific research and discovery in respect, as we should, we must also be alert to the equal and opposite danger that public policy could itself become the captive of a scientific-technological elite.
It is the task of statesmanship to mold, to balance, and to integrate these and other forces, new and old, within the principles of our democratic system-ever aiming toward the supreme goals of our free society."
Those words were prophetic and the prophecy has arrived:
Trumpo's business model is to be the proponent and exponent of fake news. And he sure does have a lot of easy marks.
Maybe, but the history of his term in office should caution against writing off his accusations. The easiest marks seem to be avid consumers of anti-Trump propaganda.
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2020 2:20 am
by MarcusAu
I've heard that Corbyn has gone back into Labour.
His declaration of pronouns may have been misleading.
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2020 3:22 am
by Brive1987
First they erected bill-boards ...
FTYS
Kirb, FTP and CFB can arse-ram themselves in whatever gaping libtard rectal orifice they have found for themselves.
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2020 3:54 am
by screwtape
That's mild stuff. China is getting quite unhinged about Canada and Huawei: