Last night, I dreamt about sex. Which means I was really dreaming about flying.
Re: Fuck off, Jamie!
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 6:00 am
by screwtape
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑
Last night, I dreamt about sex. Which means I was really dreaming about flying.
Wouldn't it be great if we could pre-order our dreams? I'd never get out of bed.
Re: Fuck off, Jamie!
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 6:02 am
by Brive1987
:bjarte:
Re: Fuck off, Jamie!
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 6:09 am
by Matt Cavanaugh
Cynthia Nixon, whose qualifications include being a dyke and having said dirty words on TV, blames high voter turnout for her 31 point loss in the NY state primary:
Progressive activist Cynthia Nixon on Thursday night lamented high voter turnout as a result of spending from her opponent New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D), who easily defeated her in the state's Democratic gubernatorial primary.
No, wait …
Moments after she castigated spending leading to high voter turnout, Nixon's campaign also blamed New York election laws for low voter turnout.
Meanwhile, this pinhead, who helps ensure Reddit is run according to the screechy whims of SJWs, is calling that Aussie cartoonist racist and sexist.
I'm sorry his wife is getting called names, but she's a fucking brat and he has no business calling anyone racist for ridiculing her. What Knight drew was a lightly caricatured cartoon -- she actually looks like that!
Regular league of nations isn't she, Sid from England, Cuck from Canada, Adam +? from USA and now Ali Baba the Bedouin Nomad. There's a name for girls like her where I come from, it rhymes with clapper.
I can almost hear a cis white woman yelling at a group of brown and black trans kids while she clutches the keys to her Land Rover.
Decolonize your mind shitlords. This article has some excellent tips.
Re: Fuck off, Jamie!
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:42 pm
by Brive1987
Oh my god. PZ has found a psycho little brain washed girl in Ueensland to bond with.
They both think our anthem “Advance Australia Fair” is a white supremacist Horst Wessel knock off. “Fair”.
Fuck me. This is clinical level insanity.
Hold on a minute, I did not know the name of your national anthem.”Advance Australia Fair“? Unless the song is about promoting a seasonal carnival with farmers showing off their prize sheep, that title alone is stunningly racist. So racist that a 9-year-old school kid noticed. At least we Americans have the excuse that no one ever sang the third stanza of our national anthem, but you put the bigotry right up there in the title.
A plain-spoken people, those Australians.
… contains the line “Australians all let us rejoice, for we are young and free.”
“(But) when it says Advance Australia Fair, it means advance the white people,” the 9-year-old student told Nine News.
“And when it says ‘we are young’ it completely disregards the indigenous Australians who were here before us for 50,000 years.”
She seems like a thoughtful, principled young lady. Good for her. A healthy democracy thrives on an intelligent, informed citizenry that constantly questions and works to improve society.
Re: Fuck off, Jamie!
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:43 pm
by Brive1987
I did not type Ueensland for Queensland. I am being gaslighted.
Re: Fuck off, Jamie!
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:48 pm
by Driftless
Brive1987 wrote: ↑
I did not type Ueensland for Queensland. I am being gaslighted.
When did it change from Waltzing Matilda?
Re: Fuck off, Jamie!
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:00 pm
by Brive1987
“(Advance Australia Fair) replaced "God Save the Queen" as the official national anthem in 1984, following a plebiscite to choose the national song in 1977“.
WM has never figured. Typical social boiled frog approach. 1n 1977 you sneak in a “national song”, so there is no direct choice made about the anthem. Then a few years later, once the “song” is entrenched at offical fixtures, you make the administrative change.
Watson fails to mention-- it was a jheri-curl haired black man from Alabama, who called her beau a sand nigger, for comin' over heah an takin all *our* dumpy white cave bitches.
Re: Fuck off, Jamie!
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:28 pm
by Brive1987
The best comment in PZ’s anthem-gate thread.
What’s even more fun is if you sing alternating lines of “The Ballad of Gilligan’s Island” and the Australian national anthem (to either tune) it still makes a vague sort of sense.
“Now sit right back and you’ll hear a tale
For we are young and free
That started from this tropic port
Our home is girt by sea
The mate was a mighty sailing man
Of beauty rich and rare
Five passengers set sail that day
Advance Australia Fair!”
Re: Fuck off, Jamie!
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:45 pm
by Ape+lust
Service Dog wrote: ↑Watson fails to mention-- it was a jheri-curl haired black man from Alabama, who called her beau a sand nigger, for comin' over heah an takin all *our* dumpy white cave bitches.
Brive1987 wrote: ↑
The best comment in PZ’s anthem-gate thread.
What’s even more fun is if you sing alternating lines of “The Ballad of Gilligan’s Island” and the Australian national anthem (to either tune) it still makes a vague sort of sense.
“Now sit right back and you’ll hear a tale
For we are young and free
That started from this tropic port
Our home is girt by sea
The mate was a mighty sailing man
Of beauty rich and rare
Five passengers set sail that day
Advance Australia Fair!”
My favorite was this, responding to the fat German fun-killer Giliell:
Service Dog wrote: ↑Watson fails to mention-- it was a jheri-curl haired black man from Alabama, who called her beau a sand nigger, for comin' over heah an takin all *our* dumpy white cave bitches.
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Damn straight. You best keep your peen away from my Becca Lurleen.
Unless you got money or weed or tickets to Shania or sumthin'...
“There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.”
Re: Fuck off, Jamie!
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:13 pm
by ThreeFlangedJavis
Anticipating a torrent of metaphorical shoes flung in my general direction for resurrecting a rotting corpse but I can't resist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeC-4XQQYdU
I'm not naive enough to believe everything our Tommy says, but there surely is enough there to demonstrate that manic propaganda was by no means the sole preserve of rabid Robinson fans. The shit about holiday camps and there being no unusual and legally questionable treatment dished out is really brought into question here.
Regular league of nations isn't she, Sid from England, Cuck from Canada, Adam +? from USA and now Ali Baba the Bedouin Nomad. There's a name for girls like her where I come from, it rhymes with clapper.
The Mormon was a lucky escape, and poor Rystefn was never the same again.
Re: Fuck off, Jamie!
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 3:39 pm
by InfraRedBucket
ThreeFlangedJavis wrote: ↑
Anticipating a torrent of metaphorical shoes flung in my general direction for resurrecting a rotting corpse but I can't resist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeC-4XQQYdU
I'm not naive enough to believe everything our Tommy says, but there surely is enough there to demonstrate that manic propaganda was by no means the sole preserve of rabid Robinson fans. The shit about holiday camps and there being no unusual and legally questionable treatment dished out is really brought into question here.
Tommy? It's all a bit too familiar. Does this sequel have Ann Margret rolling in baked beans or is it just Ann Marie Waters....?
I wonder how many degrees of ideological separation there are between Peez and the South Yorkshire Police?
Re: Fuck off, Jamie!
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 10:27 pm
by SM1957
Is there really a growing demand in the us of A for a Soviet style rewrite of school history textbook to remove white men from the pages and replace them with women and minorities?
Re: Fuck off, Jamie!
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 10:35 pm
by Kirbmarc
Brive1987 wrote: ↑
Oh my god. PZ has found a psycho little brain washed girl in Ueensland to bond with.
They both think our anthem “Advance Australia Fair” is a white supremacist Horst Wessel knock off. “Fair”.
Fuck me. This is clinical level insanity.
Hold on a minute, I did not know the name of your national anthem.”Advance Australia Fair“? Unless the song is about promoting a seasonal carnival with farmers showing off their prize sheep, that title alone is stunningly racist. So racist that a 9-year-old school kid noticed. At least we Americans have the excuse that no one ever sang the third stanza of our national anthem, but you put the bigotry right up there in the title.
A plain-spoken people, those Australians.
… contains the line “Australians all let us rejoice, for we are young and free.”
“(But) when it says Advance Australia Fair, it means advance the white people,” the 9-year-old student told Nine News.
“And when it says ‘we are young’ it completely disregards the indigenous Australians who were here before us for 50,000 years.”
She seems like a thoughtful, principled young lady. Good for her. A healthy democracy thrives on an intelligent, informed citizenry that constantly questions and works to improve society.
Textbook Critical Race Theory bullshit, playing semantic games about finding racist connotations everywhere, deliberately seeking out attention, in the hope of actually addressing real problems by bellowing on social media about how Everything Is Racist.
Instead what happens is that to most people the CRT fans look like idiots, or brainwashed, and the backlash alienates people from the left/liberal side and makes the far-right look better.
The little girl obviously didn't arrive to that conclusion on her own, and her parents should be ashamed of using her as a prop for their political views. The whole thing is just self-promotion and empty virtue-signalling which will help no one.
Re: Fuck off, Jamie!
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:12 pm
by Oglebart
shoutinghorse wrote: ↑
Jesus? Che? Bin Laden? George Harrison? :?
This reads like a Hammer House of Horror story. As the father of a daughter (now 33) who ran away from home at 13 this has particularly resonance for me when I remember the fear and angst her mother and I went through, luckily in our case I found out where she was after a week and went and got her. Luckily nothing untoward happened in her case, just silly teenage wilfulness.
shoutinghorse wrote: ↑
This reads like a Hammer House of Horror story. As the father of a daughter (now 33) who ran away from home at 13 this has particularly resonance for me when I remember the fear and angst her mother and I went through, luckily in our case I found out where she was after a week and went and got her. Luckily nothing untoward happened in her case, just silly teenage wilfulness.
Can that story actually be true?!? Sounds like a job for Liam Neeson.
Re: Fuck off, Jamie!
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 4:32 am
by shoutinghorse
I was thinking similar when I read it but with the connections to Baroness Cox and MARIAS who are legitimate campaigners for helping abused women then I have no doubt of it's validity. Fact is often stranger than fiction as the saying goes.
MARIAS (Mothers Against Radical Islam and Sharia) is headed by a woman called Toni Bugle who does a lot of work in helping women escape Islam, many have nowhere else to turn.
Brive1987 wrote: ↑
The best comment in PZ’s anthem-gate thread.
What’s even more fun is if you sing alternating lines of “The Ballad of Gilligan’s Island” and the Australian national anthem (to either tune) it still makes a vague sort of sense.
“Now sit right back and you’ll hear a tale
For we are young and free
That started from this tropic port
Our home is girt by sea
The mate was a mighty sailing man
Of beauty rich and rare
Five passengers set sail that day
Advance Australia Fair!”
My favorite was this, responding to the fat German fun-killer Giliell:
It's amazing how these self-professed lefties are so ignorant of Orwell, ain't it.
“Don't you see that the whole aim of Newspeak is to narrow the range of thought? In the end we shall make thought-crime literally impossible, because there will be no words in which to express it. Every concept that can ever be needed will be expressed by eactly one word, with its meaning rigidly defined and all its subsidiary meanings rubbed out and forgotten. . . . The process will still be continuing long after you and I are dead. Every year fewer and fewer words, and the range of consciousness always a little smaller."
"I'm dating a boy of colour, which means I'm a real gurrrrl of colour too!"
Vague shades of ol Jezza Corbyn there, back when he was going out with Diane Abbott. Apparently, Jez used to love to show her off like she was some Hottentot exhibit, in order to prove how not totally racist he was.
It's amazing how these self-professed lefties are so ignorant of Orwell, ain't it.
“Don't you see that the whole aim of Newspeak is to narrow the range of thought? In the end we shall make thought-crime literally impossible, because there will be no words in which to express it. Every concept that can ever be needed will be expressed by eactly one word, with its meaning rigidly defined and all its subsidiary meanings rubbed out and forgotten. . . . The process will still be continuing long after you and I are dead. Every year fewer and fewer words, and the range of consciousness always a little smaller."
I once successfully trolled AniaOnionBula into not bragging about being able to say a sentence without breathing, because that was insensitive to people with learning difficulties. And on the old Atheism Plus forum I argued that using "fuck you" was a rape threat, and that moron Great American Satan was backing me up. Other trolls got Bula to stop saying "poor judgement", because that's insensitive to poor people.
Without enough time and effort I bet you could get those idiots to stop expressing themselves in English, since English is the language of colonial oppression. Hell, they should avoid using any European language, since all Europeans are white oppressors. But they also can't culturally appropriate the languages of non-white people. So they should just shut up. Nothing of value would be lost.
"I'm dating a boy of colour, which means I'm a real gurrrrl of colour too!"
Vague shades of ol Jezza Corbyn there, back when he was going out with Diane Abbott. Apparently, Jez used to love to show her off like she was some Hottentot exhibit, in order to prove how not totally racist he was.
Showing off Diane Abbott is like showing off Hemorrhoids. :shock:
And wasn't Sid a bit of a darkie boy of colour too?
Baboons are really easy to troll. Crip Dyke has an article: Straight people make me want to fight imperialism and colonialism. https://freethoughtblogs.com/pervertjus ... #more-1318
The offense that has Crip Dyke up in arms (xe should check xis privelege, there are people that don't have arms :cry: )
Fucking straight people also want their letter at the front too. They just have to make it all about them.
Instead, we need to take these moments that we recognize as assaults on one community using tactics developed for war on another as motivation to fight back in a systemic way, in a radical way.
In this particular case, people who care about fighting queer and trans oppressions should see the (probable-)troll’s “SLGBTQ” formulation as motivation to fight the colonizing, anti-indigenous oppression that persists today, but that also inspired the forging of this very weapon hundreds of years ago.
It is so unfair, one can only hope the earth is destroyed soon.
Tabby Lavalamp says
September 14, 2018 at 5:56 pm
This year I’ve seen more “can we include straight pride too?” than I’ve ever seen before. It’s particularly because a site I frequent did some wide-ranging Pride acknowledgements – the general rainbow, but also lesbian, bi, pan, trans, NB, and ace. There were people who then piped up about getting BDSM pride recognized too, and then there were the straights who were ensaddened that they didn’t get anything and hoped they could too, even after people pointed out the history of “straight pride” and the straight pride flag.
For the above images, after my eyeballs managed to stop rolling the S at the beginning jumped out at me, because of course.
The asteroid can’t come fast enough.
Re: Fuck off, Jamie!
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 10:52 am
by John D
Love me some Pat.
Re: Fuck off, Jamie!
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 12:08 pm
by shoutinghorse
'Australia Fair' racist? ... Pah! We can beat that.
:doh:
Re: Fuck off, Jamie!
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 12:54 pm
by MarcusAu
So has anyone not stood up for their national anthem? And if so what did you do to atone for this transgression?
I thought this discussion had been done to death when it was about the Clovis' Witnesses. Or does that only count for the pledge of allegiance?
It's probably not going to be sorted out until Australia has a plebiscite so that 8 year olds can decide what their new national anthem should be.
Re: Fuck off, Jamie!
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 2:36 pm
by Brive1987
Kirb had a dream last night. He’s still processing.
The thing about people like this (let's cal them gammons for a laugh) is that they complain at length that everyone who voted for brexit has "endured 2 years of unfair treatment being called racists" , but in the next breath go on to characterise *everyone* who voted remain as a brainwashed EU zombie who is incapable of understanding what they voted for.
Also they tend to focus on the bias of the BBC as "the media" conveniently ignoring the Murdoch-owned press.
Call me crazy, but I think if you are going to harp on about being slandered and character-assassinated then you ought to not do the very same thing.
Re: Fuck off, Jamie!
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 4:41 pm
by rayshul
There seems to be a surge in anti islam news of late and I can't tell if that's the media waking up, the fact that islam shit is surging and everyone's like what the fuck, or... I just know a lot of right wingers ^_^
Re: Fuck off, Jamie!
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 11:13 pm
by Phil_Giordana_FCD
Pit Kills have become quite epic lately.
Re: Fuck off, Jamie!
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2018 3:20 am
by Hunt
The pit will never die.
Like Rock and Roll, only better.
Re: Fuck off, Jamie!
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2018 3:28 am
by Hunt
For a cheap laugh, watch PZ tearing apart a spider egg sack. Sorry I don't know how to archive a video, if that is even possible, but here's a link straight to youtube:
(If you watch, I want you to picture PZ and Mary as eight year olds, Mary having broken into PZ's tree fort, slightly annoyed that Mary is going to give him cooties and impatient with her somewhat dimwitted questions. This makes it tolerably amusing. Poor Mary. PZ obviously wants her to bug off so he can eat his peanut butter and jelly sandwich and the jello his mommy gave him without having to give any to Mary.)
