In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

#2341

If you want nerd porn you type 'nerd' into Pornhub's search box. It's not rocket science.

#2342

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:For Barbie and others who tried to engage over at TransParentExpress, the verdict is in: we are haters who still need to shut up and listen:

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/transparen ... t-balance/

Just agree with me or you are guilty of murdering trans people. :naughty:

#2343

free thoughtpolice wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:For Barbie and others who tried to engage over at TransParentExpress, the verdict is in: we are haters who still need to shut up and listen:

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/transparen ... t-balance/
Just agree with me or you are guilty of murdering trans people. :naughty:

Criticism is murder. Satire is genocide.

#2344

Guest_936d3dec wrote:
I've noticed that there don't seem to be any porno movies
that are made for guys like me.

Nigga please.

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/39/39061487 ... fff310.jpg

"Rule 34" didn't just fall out of the sky. Armed with a net connection and a strong stomach, one can trawl up pornography that is as diverse as it is gut-wrenching - amputee, scat, puke, animal fuckers, cos-play, furries, rape fantasy, incest, golden showers, grandma gangbangs and all manner of outlandish fetish bollocks and assorted shenanigans.

"Nerd porn" is practically vanilla although I'm guessing the author of that mound of festering dogshit will play fast and loose with the definition in order to maintain his narrative.

#2345

free thoughtpolice wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:For Barbie and others who tried to engage over at TransParentExpress, the verdict is in: we are haters who still need to shut up and listen:

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/transparen ... t-balance/
Just agree with me or you are guilty of murdering trans people. :naughty:

With all this transphobia to maintain I barely get time for racism anymore.

#2346

Bhurzum wrote:
Guest_936d3dec wrote:
I've noticed that there don't seem to be any porno movies
that are made for guys like me.
Nigga please.

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/39/39061487 ... fff310.jpg

"Rule 34" didn't just fall out of the sky. Armed with a net connection and a strong stomach, one can trawl up pornography that is as diverse as it is gut-wrenching - amputee, scat, puke, animal fuckers, cos-play, furries, rape fantasy, incest, golden showers, grandma gangbangs and all manner of outlandish fetish bollocks and assorted shenanigans.

"Nerd porn" is practically vanilla although I'm guessing the author of that mound of festering dogshit will play fast and loose with the definition in order to maintain his narrative.

Rule34 is real. There was even a pornstar who looked and dressed like Anita Sarkeesian :lol: .

http://media.vocativ.com/photos/2015/01 ... 722306.jpg

Of course Anita was outraged by the "harassment".

#2347

Can anyone name the cutie in the black number?

#2348

http://img.sexpornpages.com/images01/image-19023.jpg

#2349

Oh ffs...

https://media.giphy.com/media/xbiOhBRbRKUAE/giphy.gif

#2350

MacGruberKnows wrote:Can anyone name the cutie in the black number?

There's a clue in this tweet.

:lol: :lol: :lol: Fucking hell, what sight. Does Davenelle not realise what a ludicrous tubby little toad xhe looks?

#2351

The Spongebob shit is disgusting. Almost as bad as PeeZie's marine invertebrate fetish.

[quote="PZ "SquidSexFan" Myers"]Although nothing beats a sea slug for that vulval feel, I’m afraid. Mmmm, Aplysia, if you weren’t so cold, I’d…ahem.[/quote]

#2352

Ha ha Meternich, you bad girl!

#2353

Shatterface wrote:With all this transphobia to maintain I barely get time for racism anymore.

I blame that on the Jews.

#2354

Kirbmarc wrote:Rule34 is real. There was even a pornstar who looked and dressed like Anita Sarkeesian :lol:

I could fap to that.

The pornstar that is, not the real Anita, I get a Pavlovian butter-cock at the sound of her voice.

#2355

Tigzy wrote:
MacGruberKnows wrote:Can anyone name the cutie in the black number?
There's a clue in this tweet.

:lol: :lol: :lol: Fucking hell, what sight. Does Davenelle not realise what a ludicrous tubby little toad xhe looks?

He\she\xir looks very arresting.

#2356

In other news ... Sweden competes with Florida to see who can produce the most bat shit crazy doing cray cray stuff.

Worst known governmental leak ever is slowly coming to light: Agency moved nation’s secret data to “The Cloud”

Sweden’s Transport Agency moved all of its data to “the cloud”, apparently unaware that there is no cloud, only somebody else’s computer. In doing so, it exposed and leaked every conceivable top secret database: fighter pilots, SEAL team operators, police suspects, people under witness relocation. Names, photos, and home addresses: the list is just getting started. The responsible director has been found guilty in criminal court of the whole affair, and sentenced to the harshest sentence ever seen in Swedish government: she was docked half a month’s paycheck.

Anyone here read Swedish? I checked some of the links in the article and they are google translations from Swedish to English and some of the articles appear in what I surmise are "scandal sheet" type publications.

Anyway ... I find this to be extremely amusing. Yes I know that there are potentially severe consequences but I am in hysterics right now.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

#2357

I suppose I should mention the Maria Ågren Wikipedia entry which notes :

Åsa Maria Ågren, född 1962 i Gällivare, är en svensk civilingenjör och statlig ämbetsman, samt idiot.

Which translates into:

Åsa Maria Ågren , born 1962 in Gällivare , is a Swedish civil engineer and government official , and an idiot.

Someone sounds a tad upset. No?

#2358

Tigzy wrote: :lol: :lol: :lol: Fucking hell, what sight. Does Davenelle not realise what a ludicrous tubby little toad xhe looks?

He might've been the only protester in a cocktail dress that night. If there's any video of him running in that thing, I'll piss myself.

I wonder if he noticed most women dressed sensibly for a possible encounter with riot cops.

http://imgur.com/3pBSzdJ.png

His tweet reminds me of something I once saw from an angry A Plusser:

I was nearly triggered.

Fucking TRIGGERED!

#2359

Ape+lust wrote:
Tigzy wrote: :lol: :lol: :lol: Fucking hell, what sight. Does Davenelle not realise what a ludicrous tubby little toad xhe looks?
He might've been the only protester in a cocktail dress that night. If there's any video of him running in that thing, I'll piss myself.

I wonder if he noticed most women dressed sensibly for a possible encounter with riot cops.

http://imgur.com/3pBSzdJ.png

His tweet reminds me of something I once saw from an angry A Plusser:

I was nearly triggered.

Fucking TRIGGERED!

I heard this expression once which seems apt:

Does not know whether to shit or go blind.

That says it all yes? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Fuck! I am dying here. I can not breathe!!!

#2360

Fucken hell!!!

Now the neighbour's dog has heard me and is barking like crazy.

Ma fuken sides. :lol: :lol: :lol:

#2361

I'm not exactly happy with my circumstances at the moment, so I am going to take some advice from a leading authority on real-world shit and what life is really like.

What beautiful art Danielle endorses!

I don't think she knows what it means to be patronized.

And is it just me, or is she starting to look like Greta Christina?

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/AFQjHCqyI-k/maxresdefault.jpg

(Three invisible dicks...)

#2362

After seeing Davenelle all dolled up to the nines there, I figured out a possible career route for xher.

#2363

Danielle likes to post pictures of the delish meals she has:

But Danielle's also happy just to have a nice, humble sandwich.

Speaking of sandwiches, Danielle enjoys making delish sandwiches for those less fortunate.

#2364

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:For Barbie and others who tried to engage over at TransParentExpress, the verdict is in: we are haters who still need to shut up and listen:

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/transparen ... t-balance/

Sorry if I let the Pit down. I'll try better next time

#2365

Can't stop laughing at Davenelle's attempt to look coquettish in those pics. I just can't get past the fact that xhe looks like a crossdressing goblin with fucking great tattooed docker's arm hanging off the side.

#2366

Coming soon - Mammoth burgers.

#2367

Bhurzum wrote:
Coming soon - Mammoth burgers.

They've been ninja'd.

http://i.imgur.com/uMqrA9W.jpg

#2368

Doing the Danielle do-si-do.

This is why Danielle was getting whipped around -- he was armlocked with Hot Pants Boy, who was armlocked with the guy the cops were interested in. Their human chain was only 3, but they weren't letting go, so Danielle got dragged by cops who probably never noticed him. Tactically, they weren't too smart.

#2369

Those cops deserve a medal for not falling down laughing at the stubby sight of Toad of Chode Hall dressed so alluringly in xis little black dress and all ready for a fight.

#2370

Ape+lust wrote: This is why Danielle was getting whipped around -- he was armlocked with Hot Pants Boy, who was armlocked with the guy the cops were interested in. Their human chain was only 3, but they weren't letting go, so Danielle got dragged by cops who probably never noticed him. Tactically, they weren't too smart.

How the fuck did they manage that? I'd be all, 'Whoa, there's a little fat bald bloke here in a cocktail dress, WTF????'

#2371

Bhurzum wrote:

First the hover boards and now this.

Fuck you, science!

#2372

AndrewV69 wrote:In other news ... Sweden competes with Florida to see who can produce the most bat shit crazy doing cray cray stuff.

Worst known governmental leak ever is slowly coming to light: Agency moved nation’s secret data to “The Cloud”
Sweden’s Transport Agency moved all of its data to “the cloud”, apparently unaware that there is no cloud, only somebody else’s computer. In doing so, it exposed and leaked every conceivable top secret database: fighter pilots, SEAL team operators, police suspects, people under witness relocation. Names, photos, and home addresses: the list is just getting started. The responsible director has been found guilty in criminal court of the whole affair, and sentenced to the harshest sentence ever seen in Swedish government: she was docked half a month’s paycheck.
Anyone here read Swedish? I checked some of the links in the article and they are google translations from Swedish to English and some of the articles appear in what I surmise are "scandal sheet" type publications.

Anyway ... I find this to be extremely amusing. Yes I know that there are potentially severe consequences but I am in hysterics right now.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Police suspects? I wonder if those lists might reveal anything about crimes committed by refugees.

#2373

Really? wrote:I don't think she knows what it means to be patronized.

http://imgur.com/ur5Zbo0.jpg

I am in your store right now!

...killing ur doodz.

#2374

Shatterface wrote:If you want nerd porn you type 'nerd' into Pornhub's search box. It's not rocket science.

Speaking of porn and Pornhub, and at least of the vanilla flavours available thereat:

#2375

So Danielle is looking for a new job?

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Seriously...DON'T

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#2376

Really? wrote:

So he goes out and buys two new dresses on the 12th just to virtue signal back to a company, and then complains about money issues 12 days later. This isn't the brightest bulb in the bunch.

#2377

deLurch wrote: So he goes out and buys two new dresses on the 12th just to virtue signal back to a company, and then complains about money issues 12 days later. This isn't the brightest bulb in the bunch.

Hey! They were two for the price of one!

And he spends so much time making prison sandwiches for the women's shelter before getting a $10 vegan burrito because she's a vegan. (One assumes.)

#2378

In Disneyland there is only one, super secret, member-only club where you can get alcohol. Club 33.

It has a 14 year wait for membership which costs $50K and then 15K pa.

None of which stood between Watson and her booze.

http://i.imgur.com/3QAd9YX.jpg

#2379

I wonder if cuck makes that face when he dribbles inside her?

#2380

Really? wrote:Danielle likes to post pictures of the delish meals she has:

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But Danielle's also happy just to have a nice, humble sandwich.

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Speaking of sandwiches, Danielle enjoys making delish sandwiches for those less fortunate.

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https://i.imgflip.com/1t0up2.jpg https://imgflip.com/memegenerator

#2381

AndrewV69 wrote:In other news ... Sweden competes with Florida to see who can produce the most bat shit crazy doing cray cray stuff.

Worst known governmental leak ever is slowly coming to light: Agency moved nation’s secret data to “The Cloud”
Sweden’s Transport Agency moved all of its data to “the cloud”, apparently unaware that there is no cloud, only somebody else’s computer. In doing so, it exposed and leaked every conceivable top secret database: fighter pilots, SEAL team operators, police suspects, people under witness relocation. Names, photos, and home addresses: the list is just getting started. The responsible director has been found guilty in criminal court of the whole affair, and sentenced to the harshest sentence ever seen in Swedish government: she was docked half a month’s paycheck.
Anyone here read Swedish? I checked some of the links in the article and they are google translations from Swedish to English and some of the articles appear in what I surmise are "scandal sheet" type publications.

Anyway ... I find this to be extremely amusing. Yes I know that there are potentially severe consequences but I am in hysterics right now.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

She should've just claimed it was "feminist data storage," communal and cooperative, not like bad patriarchal data storage that hoards information in a single server. She probably would've been promoted.

#2382

Really? wrote:And he spends so much time making prison sandwiches for the women's shelter before getting a $10 vegan burrito because she's a vegan. (One assumes.)

There is no chance on earth Muscato is vegan. Vegetarian is technically possible. But zero chance on Muscato being vegan. If there is any sense of vegetarianism in him, it is from the school of pz myers's lessons on how not to eat meat.

#2383

deLurch wrote:
Really? wrote:

So he goes out and buys two new dresses on the 12th just to virtue signal back to a company, and then complains about money issues 12 days later. This isn't the brightest bulb in the bunch.

It was buy one get one free, to be fair.

#2384

Hey, ERV: was it you that said you were going to see Roger Waters in concert? You might get lucky and spot the bearded one:

http://thumb.ibb.co/kZHMn5/Screen_Shot_ ... _53_PM.png

I love the bit where has to tell us he will be "in the nosebleed seats". Now he is followed only by Communists and layabouts, he has to make sure there is no flaunting of (relative) wealth.

Smash capitalism, Meyers, one ticket for a mutli-millionaire musician at a time. You fucking doofus.

#2385

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:
deLurch wrote:
Really? wrote:

So he goes out and buys two new dresses on the 12th just to virtue signal back to a company, and then complains about money issues 12 days later. This isn't the brightest bulb in the bunch.
It was buy one get one free, to be fair.

Ready the harpoons maties ! Thar Xe blows!

#2386

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:It was buy one get one free, to be fair.

Red dress, $46.
http://www.torrid.com/product/ponte-hig ... id=dresses

#2387

Moar long war journal. Yes the iranians are assholes too.
http://www.longwarjournal.org/archives/ ... peline.php

#2388

[quote="Bhurzum"]

That video, and many others, are the work of Chris Cunningham, a seriously talented (and weird) video artist.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Cunningham

I've been a fan for many years and to this day, "Come to daddy" (Aphex Twin) is one of the few pieces of cinematography which has really creeped me out. The wider body of his work, and there's plenty to choose from, is most notable for the overall oddness of tone and his fascination with disturbing imagery.

[youtube][/youtube]

I'm a bit behind, but I didn't realize they'd done extensive nuclear testing in Scotland
Start at 3:30ish.
[youtube][/youtube]

#2389

deLurch wrote:
ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:It was buy one get one free, to be fair.
Red dress, $46.
http://www.torrid.com/product/ponte-hig ... id=dresses

deLurch, you and I have been on the Pit long enough together that I think it's fair to consider you a friend. I got to thinking about how they can make dresses for $46, buy one, get one free. Do you think that they use exploitative labor?

Now, Torrid has a very strict code of conduct prohibiting discrimination against genderfluid dragonkin...

http://www.torrid.com/torrid/customer-s ... orrid.html

But I'm not seeing much about where their clothes are made and by whom...

They have a very tepid vendor code of conduct...

https://www.torrid.com/torrid/customer- ... glish.html

And by gosh, it looks like Torrid is a subsidiary of another corporation: Hot Topic:

Torrid is an American women's retail chain formerly owned by Hot Topic. While it is still under the same parent umbrella as Hot Topic, in 2015 the company branched off to become Torrid, LLC. The store offers plus-size clothing and accessories for women and teenage girls sizes 10- 30. Torrid began operations in April 2001.[1] The first location opened in the Brea Mall in Brea, California. As of 2016, Torrid has over 400 stores in operation across 36 states in the United States.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torrid_(c ... _retailer)

Now, Torrid might dispute that they're a "women's" retail chain, seeing as how anyone of any gender can wear their tents, but I'm not reassured. Were Danielle's dresses made by 8-year-old children who already have arthritis? There's no way to know.

#2390

Really, Really?

http://i.imgur.com/EAp3KXt.jpg

#2391

The Lakemba Mosque is the largest here in Sydney and services the Lebanese community.

They have a series of short well produced pamphlets on Islam - including one on women.

http://www.lma.org.au/wp-content/upload ... lam_AW.pdf

The central thrust appears to be:

+ Mohammad brought relief to women freeing them from their horrible (8 century) lives.
+ Islam is better than Christianity because it doesn't teach that women delivered original sin
+ Women have full rights - to marry, inherit, contract etc
+ The only difference is that men get all the shit jobs

This appears to be blatant BS. Or have I missed something?

#2392

Brive1987 wrote:Really, Really?

http://i.imgur.com/EAp3KXt.jpg

Apple has the highest possible worker happiness standards for all of its vendors.

Which is why they ensure that all vendors make sure all employees refrain from dying after jumping from the roof:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/ ... 34x462.jpg

And why all Apple suppliers provide employees with deeeluxxee accommodations:

http://s.wsj.net/public/resources/image ... 044039.jpg

#2393

Brive1987 wrote:In Disneyland there is only one, super secret, member-only club where you can get alcohol. Club 33.

It has a 14 year wait for membership which costs $50K and then 15K pa.

None of which stood between Watson and her booze.

http://i.imgur.com/3QAd9YX.jpg

She looks positively haggard. My wife is 52 and looks younger than Watson. Maybe there's some truth to the idea that you get the face you deserve at 40.

#2394

Really? wrote:
Brive1987 wrote:Really, Really?

[im.g]http://i.imgur.com/EAp3KXt.jpg[/img]
Apple has the highest possible worker happiness standards for all of its vendors.

Which is why they ensure that all vendors make sure all employees refrain from dying after jumping from the roof:

[im.g]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/ ... 34x462.jpg[/img]

And why all Apple suppliers provide employees with deeeluxxee accommodations:

[i.mg]http://s.wsj.net/public/resources/image ... 044039.jpg[/img]

So a 14 year old who voluntarily crawls from the gutter, signs up and is paid sufficient for their third world "basic needs" is being exploited eh?

Look - they are out of the monsoon, they have a bed and a roof-top trampoline. Oxfam would have them scorched earth sowing with a handful of seeds.

They should fucking celebrate making zeppelin rain covers for obese westerners.

:snooty:

#2395

Poor Muscato, even Danny Devito in drag looks more convincing.

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#2396

Sunder wrote:FA's almost tolerable now. This Dawkins business has shut out most of the resident regressives.

Well it looks like that darn cat and that sophia sadek fellow showed up, but it also seems nobody is in the mood to buy what they're selling.

#2397

The BoySouts Facebook page has some ~~interesting~~ livid messages on it. Thousands of them even.

#2398

AndrewV69 wrote:In other news ... Sweden competes with Florida to see who can produce the most bat shit crazy doing cray cray stuff.

Worst known governmental leak ever is slowly coming to light: Agency moved nation’s secret data to “The Cloud”

(Somehow that https link wasn't shown; others have that problem?)

Anyway, according to the Swedish WP article, a lot was leaked indeed, to the point where I wonder: what is the Directorate for Transport(!) doing with data on fighter pilots and secret service agents???

#2399

MacGruberKnows wrote:The BoySouts Facebook page has some ~~interesting~~ livid messages on it. Thousands of them even.

I was not sure what this is about. It appears that Trump gave a speech at the Jamboree. There are claims that it was political. I saw a complaint on the facebook page that Trump was booed. I see MSM accounts that the crowds were applauding. Not sure who or what to trust so I am going to start with the full speech & evaluate for myself what this bullshit is about.

[youtube][/youtube]

#2400

Really? wrote:Danielle likes to post pictures of the delish meals she has:

"They tell me everything here is #vegan, but my taste buds say bullshit"

:shock: bullshit's not vegan, Davielle.