In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

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Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

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VickyCaramel wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:14 pm
jet_lagg wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:07 pm
VickyCaramel wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 12:46 pm
okay, second attempt without tweet tages...

I think this is more in line with the pit's values.

What was all that about anyway?

My guess was always that men bought them on the way to work, then dumped them before they went home to the missus?
It was the porn fairies granting young boys' wishes.

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Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

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Ape+lust wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:17 pm
shoutinghorse wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 12:45 pm
That must have been some rough road trip.
:lol:

She went to the Land of No Combs again.

https://imgur.com/smCqTJJ.jpg
That's one of your worst shoops, Ape.

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Do what?

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KiwiInOz wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:10 pm
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 9:11 am
I'd ritually purify before a flight. Wudu?
Who do?
:-)

Somewhat apropos of which, it's nice that logging on gives a "civilized" date as opposed to:
It is currently Mon 9 Rabi Al Awwal 1439AH (27-11-2017AD) 2:14 pm
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KiwiInOz wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:15 pm
Ape+lust wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:17 pm
shoutinghorse wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 12:45 pm
That must have been some rough road trip.
:lol:

She went to the Land of No Combs again.

https://imgur.com/smCqTJJ.jpg
That's one of your worst shoops, Ape.
Until Lsuoma gets the [AROMA] tags working, Rebecca shoops will always be anemic.

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fuzzy wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:17 pm
Do what?
Remind me of the babe.

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Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

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MarcusAu wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:59 am
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:18 am
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:14 am
Oh shit! Matt is double posting again!

RUN AWAY!!!
I gender identify as Two-Post.
I should say neigh to your multiple posts - but it could come out as a double-negative.
Speaking of "horse-sense" and double-barreled straight-shooting, a Christmas gift suggestion for Matt's girl-person-friend ... ;-)

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Pagancat wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:43 am
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyl ... th-the-man

"I also used him for a job reference, and have his glowing praise for my work on my LinkedIn profile."
A bit like this old joke, but with the other side calling the police afterwards:
An elderly gentleman came home one night to find a homeless girl of about eighteen ransacking the place.

He grabbed her by the arm and was just about to call the police when the girl dropped down on her knees and pleaded, "Please don't call the police, mister, oh please!! If you don't, I'll let you make love to me and do whatever you want with my body!"

The old man thought for a moment and decided to give in. Soon they were naked and in bed together.

The old man tried and tried harder, but finally, he rolls over, exhausted, and embarrassed. "I'm sorry, young lady...but it's no use," he gasped... "I'm afraid I'm going to have to call the police after all."

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Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

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windy wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:31 pm
Pagancat wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:43 am
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyl ... th-the-man

"I also used him for a job reference, and have his glowing praise for my work on my LinkedIn profile."
A bit like this old joke, but with the other side calling the police afterwards:
An elderly gentleman came home one night to find a homeless girl of about eighteen ransacking the place.

He grabbed her by the arm and was just about to call the police when the girl dropped down on her knees and pleaded, "Please don't call the police, mister, oh please!! If you don't, I'll let you make love to me and do whatever you want with my body!"

The old man thought for a moment and decided to give in. Soon they were naked and in bed together.

The old man tried and tried harder, but finally, he rolls over, exhausted, and embarrassed. "I'm sorry, young lady...but it's no use," he gasped... "I'm afraid I'm going to have to call the police after all."
:) Though expect she would probably charge him with rape, but that might be reduced to an assault with a dead weapon ... :rimshot:

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ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:53 pm
free thoughtpolice wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:33 am
Brive1987 wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 4:42 am
What the honest fuck? I thought we were bending over for toilet-trans. Not Jihad in the Johns.

<SNIP>
If you do a doo-doo in the wudu station would that be haram?
Bad juju.
But good poopoo.

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Ape+lust wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:22 pm
KiwiInOz wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:15 pm
Ape+lust wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:17 pm
:lol:

She went to the Land of No Combs again.

https://imgur.com/smCqTJJ.jpg
That's one of your worst shoops, Ape.
Until Lsuoma gets the [AROMA] tags working, Rebecca shoops will always be anemic.
Flopsweat, stale booze, and a 2-day-old application of anti-deodorant stick I would guess.

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ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 3:03 pm
Ape+lust wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:22 pm
Until Lsuoma gets the [AROMA] tags working, Rebecca shoops will always be anemic.
2-day-old application of anti-deodorant stick I would guess.
Ah, the old Glasgow Shower...

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Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

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Lsuoma wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:55 pm
ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:53 pm
free thoughtpolice wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:33 am
If you do a doo-doo in the wudu station would that be haram?
Bad juju.
But good poopoo.
Who knew you do poo poo in the wudu loo?

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test bummer, I like spoiler tags :(

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Troll Trump strikes again.... calling Warren "Pocahontas" at a native American event. I shouldn't laugh at this... I guess.... but I can't help myself. :lol:
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white- ... ns-n824266

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fuck me

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Post by Dan »

Laurier President discusses university's century-old commitment to freedom of expression

[media]https://youtu.be/XtH_HHZ0XTQ[/media]

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtH_HHZ ... e=youtu.be[/media]

I can't figure this out

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Something is odd here. I was able to post a video yesterday by just pasting the address. That isn't working now. Also, in the above post I entered it with the [youtube] tags around it, but they mysteriously are missing in the preview and the post. :think:
Is the pit possessed by a demon now?

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Ouch, Newsweek!
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Watching a clash between some SJWs and alt-righties today and the clumsiness of the latter made me momentarily sympathetic to the former.

I think my major gripe with both is the large proportion of people who want to be culture warriors to the exclusion of all else. Winning hearts and minds is near the bottom of the list. The kekistani crowd is basically undoing a lot of the work better anti-SJW voices have been doing while at the same time claiming credit for them.

I think the thing that's quickly becoming my number one most hated thing in the world is bad strategy for the sake of social signalling.

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That creepy James O'Keefe fucker has fed a false story to The Washington Post to try get them to publish the claim that Roy Moore impregnated a 15 year old, and presumably then having to withdraw it.
https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2017 ... -post.html

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Sunder wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 4:42 pm
I think the thing that's quickly becoming my number one most hated thing in the world is bad strategy for the sake of social signalling.
I think that in many cases lots of people are into social trends to reap benefits for themselves. Social signalling gets you clicks, popularity and everything that comes from it. Trying to make things work is much harder, less rewarding and less entertaining.

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https://youtu.be/2loWiJSUDIQ

Fuck. "Play that Song" no more.

:(

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Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

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Fuck. I fucking fucked the fucker. Will try to fucking fix it.

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Hey FT - this is why you get the big bucks around here.

:lol:

Thx

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Lsuoma wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 6:15 pm
Fuck. I fucking fucked the fucker. Will try to fucking fix it.
Don't know if this is of use- just tried to log out and got:

[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/phpbb/di/container_builder.php on line 146: require(./cache/production/autoload_4335734bbdd20f586549a504dff5f80c.php): failed to open stream: No such file or directory

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... and can't see any embedded tweets. Mind you, the browser is IE8 so I'm very grateful anything works.
Thanks for keeping the pyt alive.

Aaargh! hit preview and...

Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 94371840 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 72 bytes) in /home/lusoman/slymepit.com/phpbb/vendor/s9e/text-formatter/src/Configurator.php on line 3192

Will try submitting without preview...

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Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

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Lsuoma wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:20 pm
[spoiler]Wank[/spoiler]
It's like troubleshooting done by a Tourette's.

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Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

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Post by Matt Cavanaugh »

Lsuoma wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 6:15 pm
Fuck. I fucking fucked the fucker. Will try to fucking fix it.
As I was saying....

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Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

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Post by greylurker »

Well that worked.

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free thoughtpolice wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 4:45 pm
That creepy James O'Keefe fucker has fed a false story to The Washington Post to try get them to publish the claim that Roy Moore impregnated a 15 year old, and presumably then having to withdraw it.
https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2017 ... -post.html
You are supposed to withdraw it before impregnation occurs. Even then it's not a reliable method.

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Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

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free thoughtpolice wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 4:45 pm
That creepy James O'Keefe fucker has fed a false story to The Washington Post to try get them to publish the claim that Roy Moore impregnated a 15 year old, and presumably then having to withdraw it.
https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2017 ... -post.html
Oh, so the guy is creepy just because he tried doing an expose in which he lured a hot young journalist on a boat stocked with zipties and duct tape? How is that creepy? He was just trying to expose the media.

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Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsIrDoJK1NE

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Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

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Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

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Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

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Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

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Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

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OK, so the YT is still wanked (but the rightmost button will allow an embed), but simply dropping the Vimeo URL worked.

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Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

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Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

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Post by Lsuoma »

And now the d&d youtube shit works.

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Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

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shoutinghorse wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:31 am
:?

https://i.imgur.com/QPyIceQ.png
Feel free to tell me that the 'day of the rope, when', and 'helicopter rides' are still a bad idea?

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Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

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Sorry for shitting this place up with Twatson vids...

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Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

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Post by Lsuoma »

Ooh, shiny!!!

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Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

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Post by AndrewV69 »

I get mail:
Andrew, would you do me a favor and ask at the pit if anonymous guest replies are allowed or are broken? I don't think I've seen any since the pit moved to a new server. When I try to post without being logged in, I get an error.

Thanks -- some rando

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I re-enabled guest posting this morning, or so I thought. Sending me the error would be helpful.

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Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

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PZ MYERS - FUCK OFF.
PZ MYERS - FUCK OFF.
PZ MYERS - FUCK OFF.
PZ MYERS - FUCK OFF.

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Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

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This is Old_ones testing the guest functionality. If you can see this, guest posting works.

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Lsuoma wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:36 pm
I re-enabled guest posting this morning, or so I thought. Sending me the error would be helpful.
Worked for me.

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Guest_5544b082 wrote:
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This is Old_ones testing the guest functionality. If you can see this, guest posting works.
That's a big 10-4, good buddy!

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Lsuoma wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:36 pm
I re-enabled guest posting this morning, or so I thought. Sending me the error would be helpful.
I forwarded your response.

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