In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

#16561

Remember the good old days when it was okay for progressives to mock-grope boobies?

favreau_yes_we_can.jpg

#16562

One of Peez's horde wonders what possible difference one Dem in the Senate could make.

Really got their finger on the fucking pulse of politics, that lot.

#16563

My adblock and scriptblocker go apeshit any time I touch FTB.

They're probably the skeeviest non-porn website out there, and that's if you want to be charitable where their ads are concerned.

#16564

Sunder wrote:One of Peez's horde wonders what possible difference one Dem in the Senate could make.

Really got their finger on the fucking pulse of politics, that lot.

I would piss myself laughing if feminists and their allies got Franken to resign and then his seat was filled by a Republican in a special election.

#16565

One of Myers's hordelets is also a kossack.

They made a post there about Franken resigning and get called a right-wing troll. Glorious.

#16566

I gotta stop. Reading FTB is too much concentrated idiocy. Add dailykos to the mix and my liver might shut down.

#16567

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: SJW - the card game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have completed a very rough version of our card game! I have played a few games on my own and I think it is ready to get more opinions. Below are a few points:

1) If you want to get the rules and Powerpoint versions of the cards please send me your email address by message. I will not share your email with anyone... even other pit members. If you send me your email address I will send you files of the cards that you can print out and play.

2) Play testing is CRITICAL and I NEED HELP! Please consider playing the game even in its current rough state. This game will only be good if lots of us contribute. There is much work to do.

3) This is a rough version. It plays pretty well, but the jokes are not refined and there is no art work. The way I see it, once we get the game play working we can then work on the jokes and work on the art. If you have thoughts about the jokes please feel free to let me know. I can work on perfecting the jokes as we perfect the game play.

4) If you play the game, please, please, please, give me detailed notes with your comments. Be as specific as possible. Saying stuff like "the permanent cards suck!" will not be very helpful.

5) Love you guys... and... this is gonna work!

#16568

Sunder wrote:At least one poster among Peez's hordelings has figured out the obvious: If you demand politicians who screw up step down, and only the least bad ones do so, you're going to end up with a body politic that is uglier, cruder, less apologetic.

Except the twist is that the horde is okay with this because they'd rather the whole world burn as long as they get to posture about it. Fucking dumbasses.

Has anyone reminded the Horde that they haven't asked Ogvorbis to stop posting, but instead accepted him and offered him sympathy? f there has to be zero tolerance of any form of sexual misconduct in the Democratic Party, why should the Horde itself be immune? Especially since they're not losing anything of importance by perma-banning Oggie, unlike the Dems, so they have no excuse to keep the admitted child rapist around. Him being a victim of abuse is no excuse.

#16569

Really? wrote:
CommanderTuvok wrote:Looks like it might get even messier for Al Franken...

I already pasted in her account. She is a lunatic. What she describes is neither stalking nor harassment.

She was also a major promoter of the Birther conspiracy theory.

I'm starting to think that the Right wingnuts in the US have realized that the SocJus feeding frenzy could be a way to undermine the Democratic Party, and they're deliberately adding fuel to the fire.

#16570

katamari Damassi wrote:
Sunder wrote:One of Peez's horde wonders what possible difference one Dem in the Senate could make.

Really got their finger on the fucking pulse of politics, that lot.
I would piss myself laughing if feminists and their allies got Franken to resign and then his seat was filled by a Republican in a special election.

This might actually be what Right-wing pundits like Melanie Morgan hope for. If it happens expect a shitstorm of allegations of sexual misconduct against Democratic politicians.

#16571

If I were a Republican leader right now I'd be asking around to GOP female members in Minnesota to consider running for Franken's seat.

#16572

So there you have it. Goodbye legal standards, hello the Brand New Day where the accusation is evidence, social media are the tribunal and Dworkin's books are the new constitution. :bjarte:

#16573

Kirbmarc wrote:
So there you have it. Goodbye legal standards, hello the Brand New Day where the accusation is evidence, social media are the tribunal and Dworkin's books are the new constitution. :bjarte:

Take a bow to the new revolution.

#16574

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:Franken had lent his support to Jamie Leigh Jones, who claimed she'd been raped by fellow employees while working for KBR (Halliburton) in Afghanistan. Turns out she made it up.

Wow.
I remember this at the time, but had never heard the follow up that she was likely lying.
And I try to pay attention to such things

http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/20 ... doesn.html

#16575

A Leonardo painting sold for a half billion dollars yesterday.

Holy shit. Holy shit.

I can't even.

Da Vinci’s Christ Portrait Shatters Art Record With $450 Million Sale

Wikipedia's page on the piece notes that it is disputed whether Leonardo painted it. So that spectacularly huge lump of money went to buy something of questionable provenance. Again, holy shit.

https://imgur.com/bq1wK17.jpg

#16576

Holy - is debatable.

But Shit - I don't think so.

#16577

Just when you think you've gotten used to it and the Internet holds no further surprises:

#16578

Like this is a bad thing.

http://i.imgur.com/GlIuJUc.jpg

Deus vult :snooty:

#16579

Maybe it's just me - but I'm not seeing the attraction.

#16580

Something for your fap file Brive:

#16581

So Leann Tweeden, who has made a career spreading herself like mayonnaise in various magazine centerfolds, Fox news favorite and probable Franken hater just happens to pick now to expose him as an assaulter and objectifier of women. Now, as republicans are under attack. The woman is obviously more toxic than methyl mercury. And PZ, et al. lap it up. Maybe wait to investigate whether a very large sum of money was just deposited in her bank account?

And that picture is NOT assault; it's not groping. It's an asinine juvenile joke. Nothing more.

#16582

AndrewV69 wrote:
John D wrote:Have any of you guys watched "Outlander". My wife loves this show. It is about a modern woman who travels through time to some Scottish town in the 1700s (something like that). She marries a rough and ready Scottish dude who treats her a bit rough but she loves it. She gets slapped around by some English dude too.. who ends up raping her.... and her Scottish man gets his hand smashed by the English dood who also rapes him...etc. I can't stand the show because it makes me feel like beating the shit out of all the male characters. But... my wife loves it!

I call it a "Time travel torture-rape fantasy". My wife agrees with this description. This show is really popular.
I read a few of the books the series was based on and watched two-three episodes of the show. There should be no surprise if it is popular like the 50 shades of Grey book movie etc. etc.

It is an interesting insight into the female mind. Just like the media aimed at male consumption. Speaks volumes. Which are mostly unexamined by the general population I suspect.

From the reviews on Amazon the protracted male rape in the later episodes isn't taken from the book. Jamie allows himself to be raped to spare Claire. This would be somewhat problematic if it was the other way round.

The rapist is played by the same actor as the heroine's 20th Century husband. A psychoanalyst could have a field day with the show.

#16583

What happens in the highlands stays in the highlands.

#16584

jet_lagg wrote:Cards on the table, for a long time I thought Alex Gabriel was wearing one of those Groucho Marx disguises and you guys were just being stupid making fun of him for it.

And I spent the better part of a year thinking all of you were idiots falling for Muscatos obvious trolling. :shock:

#16585

Hunt wrote:So Leann Tweeden, who has made a career spreading herself like mayonnaise in various magazine centerfolds, Fox news favorite and probable Franken hater just happens to pick now to expose him as an assaulter and objectifier of women. Now, as republicans are under attack. The woman is obviously more toxic than methyl mercury. And PZ, et al. lap it up. Maybe wait to investigate whether a very large sum of money was just deposited in her bank account?

And that picture is NOT assault; it's not groping. It's an asinine juvenile joke. Nothing more.

At the time he was a comedian and it's clearly a joke.
It's a pretty juvenile joke that's about on the same level as this:

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2011 ... ockman.png

The only problem that can occur is when you have deemed all acts of disrespecting wimminz a crime that requires immediate resignation.

If this is the level the democrats have chosen to fight then they have no hope.
Who on earth has not made a juvenile joke at some point?
Who has not made a comment somewhere in their past that can never be twisted by a malicious opponent who refuses to accept your rules?

Probably the best thing that could happen to the democrats at this point is for Franken to be forced to resign and for them to try to replace him with some paragon of SJW virtue (like Brianna Wu :lol: ).
Having Franken's safe democratic seat taken by a republican - and even better, a republican with a history that makes Franken look like a saint - might be the kind of thing to make the democrats see the destruction being caused by SJW puritanism.

#16586

Snapfingers wrote:
jet_lagg wrote:Cards on the table, for a long time I thought Alex Gabriel was wearing one of those Groucho Marx disguises and you guys were just being stupid making fun of him for it.
And I spent the better part of a year thinking all of you were idiots falling for Muscatos obvious trolling. :shock:

I once tried to do a photoshop of Gabriels face superimposed by one of those comedy groucho glasses and nose.
It took me about 20 minutes to find an image of the comedy glasses/nose set and then resize it to fit Gabriel's face - only to find that when you placed it on his face it looked exactly the same as before!
:(

#16587

Myers as senator!

Then, you can all fuck off.

#16588

Anything that Myers has to say in his defence must be viewed in context.

The context being that he is a straight white male.

#16589

MarcusAu wrote:Something for your fap file Brive:

I've seen a lot of women firing a lot of different weapons while in the Reserves. I have never seen such a ridiculous display as this.

Though I did see one lady burst into tears at all the loud noises.

And leave Faith alone.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/imag ... sotGOaUWE5

#16590

She's all yours.

#16591

Dick Strawkins wrote: If this is the level the democrats have chosen to fight then they have no hope.
Who on earth has not made a juvenile joke at some point?

This is where adopting the SJW inspired non-skeptical view "listen and believe" is really going to fuck the dems over. Could Franken be guilty? Sure. Could this be a setup? Absolutely. This woman now works at a radio station in LA. She's a nobody. This is a ticket back onto the world stage. She has ringwing (Fox and Hannity) ties. She has a story about Franken shoving his tongue down her throat, oh, and also a picture that will appear damning to the New Puritans. The picture is real--so the story must also! And if you believe that without question, you've just opened yourself to almost every grift that ever existed. This is a textbook case of where red flags should be going up; yet SJWs are ready to throw Franken to the wolves.

#16592

Snapfingers wrote:
jet_lagg wrote:Cards on the table, for a long time I thought Alex Gabriel was wearing one of those Groucho Marx disguises and you guys were just being stupid making fun of him for it.
And I spent the better part of a year thinking all of you were idiots falling for Muscatos obvious trolling. :shock:

Danielle Muscato, Poe or Poe-ess?

#16593

Marcus - your video link was borked FIFY. :mrgreen: :dance:

MarcusAu wrote:Something for your fap file Brive:

~~Silly girls falling over~~

#16594

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:From Meyers's. It is becoming quite a fascinating display of "yes, but at least Franken didn't..." over there.

https://i.imgur.com/x5AUGjh.png

You can guess what the reaction would be if the shoe had been on the other foot.

#16595

Dick Strawkins wrote:Having Franken's safe democratic seat taken by a republican - and even better, a republican with a history that makes Franken look like a saint - might be the kind of thing to make the democrats see the destruction being caused by SJW puritanism.

It's not a safe seat. Dipshit Peez knows he's playing with fire. The seat was once held by Paul Wellstone, a true progressive populist, the likes of which you'll rarely see among modern Democrats. He was killed in a plane crash, and when the special election was held, Minnesotans elected Norm Coleman, the foul antithesis of everything Wellstone ever was. It took a celebrity like Franken to dislodge Coleman and he did it with a mere 300-some votes, battling Coleman all the way to the Minnesota supreme court to prevail.

Peez is talking about risking it all because he's a dork misfit who wants to showboat for the Wimmen, who are as mysterious and alluring to him as visitors from another planet.

#16596

Brive1987 wrote:Like this is a bad thing.

http://i.imgur.com/GlIuJUc.jpg

Deus vult :snooty:

How is it that right-wing women are always skinny?

Wait... actually the inverse is more accurate. If you see this coming:

https://imgur.com/5ciynXx.jpg

you won't be hearing about states rights or the gold standard. Why does my team have all the fat chicks?

#16597

#16598

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:Remember the good old days when it was okay for progressives to mock-grope boobies?

favreau_yes_we_can.jpg

Groping the odd boob, ok, but stuffing a beer bottle up their nose goes too far.

Makes the beer go flat.

#16599

Ape+lust wrote:
Dick Strawkins wrote:Having Franken's safe democratic seat taken by a republican - and even better, a republican with a history that makes Franken look like a saint - might be the kind of thing to make the democrats see the destruction being caused by SJW puritanism.
It's not a safe seat. Dipshit Peez knows he's playing with fire. The seat was once held by Paul Wellstone, a true progressive populist, the likes of which you'll rarely see among modern Democrats. He was killed in a plane crash, and when the special election was held, Minnesotans elected Norm Coleman, the foul antithesis of everything Wellstone ever was. It took a celebrity like Franken to dislodge Coleman and he did it with a mere 300-some votes, battling Coleman all the way to the Minnesota supreme court to prevail.

Peez is talking about risking it all because he's a dork misfit who wants to showboat for the Wimmen, who are as mysterious and alluring to him as visitors from another planet.

Peez's faction has turned into Bernie bros. A few months ago criticizing your own side was AIDING AND ABETTING TRUMP. Wonder what changed.

#16600

https://www.kilroyevent.com/

#16601

Ape+lust wrote:https://imgur.com/5ciynXx.jpg

you won't be hearing about states rights or the gold standard. Why does my team have all the fat chicks?

I'm not sure I'd want to be counted on 'their' team.

#16602

Unilad booted off Facebook

https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag

#16603

SM1957 wrote:Unilad booted off Facebook

https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2 ... lads-page/

#16604

deLurch wrote:[youtube.]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qObShImSWQ[/youtube]

https://www.kilroyevent.com/

Apparently some* have a problem with this con

* for exceeding tiny values of some.

#16605

This is why I tell my kids to stay far away from demonstrations:

J20 protests: All you need to know about the nearly 200 people facing 60 years in jail for protesting Trump

And hundreds marched in an anti-capitalist, anti-fascist rally organized by Disrupt J20.

Only the participants in the latter, however, now face up to 60 years in prison for their actions. Nearly 200 participants in the Disrupt J20 protest have been charged felony rioting. Among them are journalists, nurses, and dozens of others who say they did nothing illegal.

How it first came to my attention:

BTW. I came to this conclusion after the curious events at the Toronto G20.

#16606

John D wrote:SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: SJW - the card game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have completed a very rough version of our card game! I have played a few games on my own and I think it is ready to get more opinions. Below are a few points:

1) If you want to get the rules and Powerpoint versions of the cards please send me your email address by message. I will not share your email with anyone... even other pit members. If you send me your email address I will send you files of the cards that you can print out and play.

2) Play testing is CRITICAL and I NEED HELP! Please consider playing the game even in its current rough state. This game will only be good if lots of us contribute. There is much work to do.

3) This is a rough version. It plays pretty well, but the jokes are not refined and there is no art work. The way I see it, once we get the game play working we can then work on the jokes and work on the art. If you have thoughts about the jokes please feel free to let me know. I can work on perfecting the jokes as we perfect the game play.

4) If you play the game, please, please, please, give me detailed notes with your comments. Be as specific as possible. Saying stuff like "the permanent cards suck!" will not be very helpful.

5) Love you guys... and... this is gonna work!

Ayyyy! PM sent. I look forward to reading it over after work. :D

#16607

Ape+lust wrote:
https://imgur.com/5ciynXx.jpg

you won't be hearing about states rights or the gold standard. Why does my team have all the fat chicks?

The truly weird thing about McEwen is if you read her blog you'll read about how she only ever eats salad, and how she swims every day. In fact yesterday in a post called "I Don't Care About Your Boner" she complains about guys always hitting on her at the pool.

http://i.imgur.com/Oe3iDqc.jpg

Either she's delusional, or I've crossed over into Bizarro World.

#16608

MarcusAu wrote:

Mmmmm...based mom.

*Drooling intensifies*

She's as cut 'n' paste as they come but her vids are strangely enthralling... ;)

#16609

MarcusAu wrote:Something for your fap file Brive:

Did I see a nipple slip at 1:54?

#16610

katamari Damassi wrote:The truly weird thing about McEwen is if you read her blog you'll read about how she only ever eats salad, and how she swims every day. In fact yesterday in a post called "I Don't Care About Your Boner" she complains about guys always hitting on her at the pool.

http://i.imgur.com/Oe3iDqc.jpg

Either she's delusional, or I've crossed over into Bizarro World.

Might be the one time in her blighted life she's telling something that resembles the truth.

https://imgur.com/z9qOvvp.jpg

https://imgur.com/vWRW7ii.jpg

https://imgur.com/HtIfbJj.jpg

#16611

:lol:

I never noticed this. Now I'll never un-see it.

https://imgur.com/7YRZkBV.jpg

#16612

MarcusAu wrote:
deLurch wrote:[youtube.]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qObShImSWQ[/youtube]

https://www.kilroyevent.com/
Apparently some* have a problem with this con

* for exceeding tiny values of some.

Man, CullenForever is so pasty that anyone near him looks biracial.

#16613

One for Andrew's collection. Why is it white men are getting the bad rap again? Andrew is dead right about googling teachers and underage students sex...
http://www.ajc.com/news/oklahoma-teache ... 6cDw8dF4O/

#16614

CaptainFluffyBunny wrote:One for Andrew's collection. Why is it white men are getting the bad rap again? Andrew is dead right about googling teachers and underage students sex...
http://www.ajc.com/news/oklahoma-teache ... 6cDw8dF4O/

Yeah.... My wife and kid have been watching the show "Riverdale". It is supposed to be an edgy teen drama based on (wait for it) Archie comic book characters. I watched a bit of it even though I find this kind of teen drama shit to be boring. What surprised me was that part of the story is the fuck fest between Archie-kins and his skinny young teacher. I am not saying the plot was unbelievable ..but... the way the characters dealt with it was. Archie is a high school kid and his teacher fucks him in the summer before his Senior year. Once the parents and Sheriff find out about it they do basically nothing to her. They feel sorry for her since she just left a bad relationship and she quits and leaves town. So... I am like yelling at the TV saying "She is a fucking rapist and needs to go to jail!" Haha. And my wife, realizing I am correct, gives me that shut-the-fuck-up-you-are-ruining-my-show look.

http://sequart.org/magazine/65919/river ... -plotline/

#16615

CaptainFluffyBunny wrote:One for Andrew's collection. Why is it white men are getting the bad rap again? Andrew is dead right about googling teachers and underage students sex...
http://www.ajc.com/news/oklahoma-teache ... 6cDw8dF4O/

Just a reminder. The complete search string only has to contain two words:

Code: Select all

teacher sex

Pretty gender neutral. Right?

As of yet no general outrage about schools being rife with female sexual predators preying on young and innocent students?

Nothing about "Toxic Femininity"? Where is all the outrage about these "estrogen poisoned" women raping willy nilly as they please? Will no one think of the ~~kiddie winkers~~ children?

Whatever man. Fuck. (Die Antwoord)

#16616

Feminists blame male students and make excuses for their abusers.

#16617

I recognize most of the venting that goes on here is in the spirit of holding certain awful people to their own impossible standards, but after getting that out of your system is there anyone here who believes in their heart of hearts that a highschool teacher fucking her student is rape? As in, it's morally on par with slipping someone a roofie and sticking your dick in their unresponsive body?

#16618

AndrewV69 wrote:
CaptainFluffyBunny wrote:One for Andrew's collection. Why is it white men are getting the bad rap again? Andrew is dead right about googling teachers and underage students sex...
http://www.ajc.com/news/oklahoma-teache ... 6cDw8dF4O/
Just a reminder. The complete search string only has to contain two words:
Code: Select all
teacher sex
Pretty gender neutral. Right?

As of yet no general outrage about schools being rife with female sexual predators preying on young and innocent students?

Nothing about "Toxic Femininity"? Where is all the outrage about these "estrogen poisoned" women raping willy nilly as they please? Will no one think of the ~~kiddie winkers~~ children?

Whatever man. Fuck. (Die Antwoord)

Toxic Femininity??? Don't you mean Internalized Misogyny and Toxic Masculinity ™ ???

Never forget: Radical Feminism is Unfalsifiable. It is ALWAYS the Man's fault lol

#16619

Kirbmarc wrote:
So there you have it. Goodbye legal standards, hello the Brand New Day where the accusation is evidence, social media are the tribunal and Dworkin's books are the new constitution. :bjarte:

The feminist Jacobin in me thinks: Who cares? Replace them all with women! But I doubt this frenzied moment ends with the collapse of patriarchy

Oh, fuck off.

#16620

jet_lagg wrote:I recognize most of the venting that goes on here is in the spirit of holding certain awful people to their own impossible standards, but after getting that out of your system is there anyone here who believes in their heart of hearts that a highschool teacher fucking her student is rape? As in, it's morally on par with slipping someone a roofie and sticking your dick in their unresponsive body?

It depends on a whether the student is being exploited. What is the age difference? A 21 year-old teacher fucking an 18 year-old student isn't a big deal to me. Is the teacher currently teaching the student and using grades to pressure him/her?

Whether or not it qualifies as rape, it shows a serious lack of judgement on the teacher's part and the teacher should be fired.