Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

#1561

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#1562

ERV wrote:Parents finally got their 23andMe back!

British, Jewish, 'northwestern european', and just a toooouch of Asian.

Everyone laughed at me at Christmas when I said there was Asian in our family. I knew it. I had like a 24 point powerpoint presentation on "Why there is totally Asian up in here". I fucking KNEW IT!

Hasn't pretty much everyone got at least a touch of Asian in them, owing to Genghis Khan's somewhat implacable desire for conquest and rape?

#1563

Tigzy wrote:
ERV wrote:Parents finally got their 23andMe back!

British, Jewish, 'northwestern european', and just a toooouch of Asian.

Everyone laughed at me at Christmas when I said there was Asian in our family. I knew it. I had like a 24 point powerpoint presentation on "Why there is totally Asian up in here". I fucking KNEW IT!
Hasn't pretty much everyone got at least a touch of Asian in them, owing to Genghis Khan's somewhat implacable desire for conquest and rape?

Literal quote from me at Christmas: "WE ARE THE DESCENDANTS OF THE GREAT KHAN!!"

#1564

ERV wrote: Literal quote from me at Christmas: "WE ARE THE DESCENDANTS OF THE GREAT KHAN!!"

:lol:

You did the Shatner 'Khan', didn't you. Admit it, you did.

#1565

free thoughtpolice wrote:
Spike13 wrote:by way of historical comparison, which seems to all the rage on the internet, I propose the the election and assumption of office of Trump has more parallels with the election of Lincoln then if does the rise of the Nazis.

Lincoln got elected, lots of folks lost their shit.
Did Lincoln get help from Russian spies when he got elected? :P

Confederates hacked the election!

#1566

I've been wandering about doing something like 23andMe. My mother is South American, but I'm virtually certain there is no South American in her and it's all Spanish descendants who moved there.

#1567

Keating wrote:I've been wandering about doing something like 23andMe. My mother is South American, but I'm virtually certain there is no South American in her and it's all Spanish descendants who moved there.

The south american results ive seen are either 1) 100% European (white south americans), or 2) ~50% Native, 30% European, 20% other (brown south americans).

Its fun! Looks like its on sale for $79 right now. Dont get the health one, though. Its dumb now.

#1568

Pretty much what I'd expect, but I'd like to know how many oppression points I've got.

#1569

That hit a nerve. I just ordered one with the health+ancestry package. Fingers crossed for lots of Neanderthal.

#1570

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
Brive1987 wrote:It's 37 degrees. I'm sick of this weather.
I just came down from the mountain. 1 hour ride on the bike in non-stop rain, temperatures ranging from 3° to 5° (Celsius). I'm not sure I've ever been that soaked and freezing before.

I totally loved it.

That's not normal :snooty:

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#1572

Bourne Skeptic wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
Brive1987 wrote:It's 37 degrees. I'm sick of this weather.
I just came down from the mountain. 1 hour ride on the bike in non-stop rain, temperatures ranging from 3° to 5° (Celsius). I'm not sure I've ever been that soaked and freezing before.

I totally loved it.
That's not normal :snooty:

No shit. Could be manopause and he's getting his hot flashes quenched. :think:

#1573

Piss. Missed the part about not getting the health part. Oh, well. In for a penny, in for $200 plus shipping.

#1574

Easy J wrote:Piss. Missed the part about not getting the health part. Oh, well. In for a penny, in for $200 plus shipping.

I mean its just 'for fun + deadly genetic diseases for your babby' now. Like 'you probably move a lot when you sleep!' or 'you carry the tay-sachs gene!' FDA made them stop doing the more interesting stuff because people dont understand genetics and statistics.

#1575

I'm sort of interested - my bet on me is 75% European, with a mixed bag of Pacific Islander, Asian, and West African for the remaining 25%... e.g., everyone who decided to drop by the port and fuck a local girl.

#1576

Much as I loathe the Patriots --- fuck me, that was impressive. They earned the trophy.

#1577

rayshul wrote:everyone who decided to drop by the port and fuck a local girl.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-My17j08dHY0/V ... tlemen.jpg

(maybe a bit obscure?)

#1578

dogen wrote:Much as I loathe the Patriots --- fuck me, that was impressive. They earned the trophy.

I forgot to tune in. Did Lady Gaga invoke Satan at half time?

#1579

dogen wrote:Much as I loathe the Patriots --- fuck me, that was impressive. They earned the trophy.

I don't think I can ever say "Tom Brady you cheating ball-deflating sack of shit" again.

Matt Ryan looked like a little school kid on the sidelines for most of the second half thinking stuff to himself like:

"Who's my daddy? Tom Brady's my daddy!"

"And I'm his little bitch"

#1580

Bhurzum wrote:
rayshul wrote:everyone who decided to drop by the port and fuck a local girl.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-My17j08dHY0/V ... tlemen.jpg

(maybe a bit obscure?)

EDWARD! THEY'RE AFTER THE SHINY THINGS!

#1581

MacGruberKnows wrote:
dogen wrote:Much as I loathe the Patriots --- fuck me, that was impressive. They earned the trophy.
I don't think I can ever say "Tom Brady you cheating ball-deflating sack of shit" again.

Matt Ryan looked like a little school kid on the sidelines for most of the second half thinking stuff to himself like:

"Who's my daddy? Tom Brady's my daddy!"

"And I'm his little bitch"

God I hate the Patriots. And I don't even care about football.

#1582

dogen wrote:EDWARD! THEY'RE AFTER THE SHINY THINGS!

What's all this noise? We'll have no trouble here!

#1583

ERV wrote:
Easy J wrote:Piss. Missed the part about not getting the health part. Oh, well. In for a penny, in for $200 plus shipping.
I mean its just 'for fun + deadly genetic diseases for your babby' now. Like 'you probably move a lot when you sleep!' or 'you carry the tay-sachs gene!' FDA made them stop doing the more interesting stuff because people dont understand genetics and statistics.

Okay. That's not too bad. Not $100 worth of cool, but I'll probably never spend money on this again, so what the hell. I've tried to guess at my ancestry from my features a few times & always drawn a blank. I take almost completely after my biological father, who is a big, fat genetic mystery. Got Rothchild genes from mom's side in there somewhere, but either Brother Nate exaggerated or they aren't pulling their weight.

#1584

Bhurzum wrote:
dogen wrote:EDWARD! THEY'RE AFTER THE SHINY THINGS!
What's all this noise? We'll have no trouble here!

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#1585

ERV wrote:Parents finally got their 23andMe back!

British, Jewish, 'northwestern european', and just a toooouch of Asian.

Everyone laughed at me at Christmas when I said there was Asian in our family. I knew it. I had like a 24 point powerpoint presentation on "Why there is totally Asian up in here". I fucking KNEW IT!

You've got a tiny penis?

#1586

Easy J wrote:
ERV wrote:
Easy J wrote:Piss. Missed the part about not getting the health part. Oh, well. In for a penny, in for $200 plus shipping.
I mean its just 'for fun + deadly genetic diseases for your babby' now. Like 'you probably move a lot when you sleep!' or 'you carry the tay-sachs gene!' FDA made them stop doing the more interesting stuff because people dont understand genetics and statistics.
Okay. That's not too bad. Not $100 worth of cool, but I'll probably never spend money on this again, so what the hell. I've tried to guess at my ancestry from my features a few times & always drawn a blank. I take almost completely after my biological father, who is a big, fat genetic mystery. Got Rothchild genes from mom's side in there somewhere, but either Brother Nate exaggerated or they aren't pulling their weight.

No need to panic. Even if you are cursed with Khazarian ancestry if you accept Trumputin into your heart your inherent zionist sins will be absolved. :ugeek:

#1587

Bhurzum wrote:
dogen wrote:EDWARD! THEY'RE AFTER THE SHINY THINGS!
What's all this noise? We'll have no trouble here!

Beneath the door. I slide him my teat.

#1588

Bhurzum wrote:http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-My17j08dHY0/V ... tlemen.jpg

(maybe a bit obscure?)

No. More next time, please. Obscured by fog and starless night would be nice.

http://imgur.com/79lEo13.jpg

#1589

free thoughtpolice wrote:No need to panic. Even if you are cursed with Khazarian ancestry if you accept Trumputin into your heart your inherent zionist sins will be absolved. :ugeek:

I was wanting to try & leverage it & have ZOG maybe pull a few strings for me. Hell, I'll stop eating pork or whatever if it'll get me a bump in my FICO score or a sweet deal on a mortgage. There's probably a secret handshake granny neglected to pass on.

#1590

Easy J wrote:
free thoughtpolice wrote:No need to panic. Even if you are cursed with Khazarian ancestry if you accept Trumputin into your heart your inherent zionist sins will be absolved. :ugeek:
I was wanting to try & leverage it & have ZOG maybe pull a few strings for me. Hell, I'll stop eating pork or whatever if it'll get me a bump in my FICO score or a sweet deal on a mortgage. There's probably a secret handshake granny neglected to pass on.

Have you ever thought of Mormonism? There is still lots of future in peddling stuff like Amway and motivational speeches.

#1591

free thoughtpolice wrote:
Easy J wrote:
free thoughtpolice wrote:No need to panic. Even if you are cursed with Khazarian ancestry if you accept Trumputin into your heart your inherent zionist sins will be absolved. :ugeek:
I was wanting to try & leverage it & have ZOG maybe pull a few strings for me. Hell, I'll stop eating pork or whatever if it'll get me a bump in my FICO score or a sweet deal on a mortgage. There's probably a secret handshake granny neglected to pass on.
Have you ever thought of Mormonism? There is still lots of future in peddling stuff like Amway and motivational speeches.

They'd have to soften their stance on strong drink & solo heavy petting. I'm pretty sure Trumputin would overlook or eencourage those quirks as they absolve me of them.

#1592

rayshul wrote:Here's a quick question. Alexandre Bisonette, who should have been a huge "win" for the political left, has completely disappeared from the media. What the fuck happened? Did something new about this guy come out or are they just trying to hide these things?

It just seems very odd.

I think that the early reports of one of the arrested having a Moroccan name spooked them, and thus they backed off until more information was known.

Very little of Alexandre's online presence is available. What little of his facebook likes that were available did not show significant signs of any white nationalist or white supremacist ideology. Sure he facebook "liked" Trump. But he also belonged to a feminist group. The police have not been saying much.

There were a few very early instances of people claiming he was white nationalist or white supremacist based on the flimsiest of evidence. I did however recently read a more solid article that spoke with an actual friend of his that facebook chatted with him the day before the attack (OMG! A real fucking reporting doing real investigation!). Sorry, I am having trouble finding that article again. The facebook chat had to do with how he supported Trump's immigration ban. And it does seem as if the guy does in fact have real white nationalist tendencies. But he is also pretty much a loner (as in lone wolf) with no known connections to any white nationalist groups.

It also probably doesn't help that most of the sources are in French. What lazy reporter is going to do the work of slugging through another language.

I think that it is good that reporters are currently laying off making shit up until they know more. Facts will come out. There will be a trial. The guy is a shit stain. The only decent thing he did was surrender.

#1593

Don't know if any of these have been posted before, but here's a trio of fine presentations from last year's National Secular Society conference in London:-

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#1594

Bourne Skeptic wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
Brive1987 wrote:It's 37 degrees. I'm sick of this weather.
I just came down from the mountain. 1 hour ride on the bike in non-stop rain, temperatures ranging from 3° to 5° (Celsius). I'm not sure I've ever been that soaked and freezing before.

I totally loved it.
That's not normal :snooty:

He's French enough said

#1595

Further evidence of the perfidy of them damn Rooskies!

#1596

PZ seems to have hit the wall. What with Caine stealing his Trump angst.

Didn't even get a pre "wot Super Bowl?" post up. Probably sewing his govt supplied rainbow triangle onto his cardie.

#1597

The weak-as-piss anti Trump effort at the Orbit is the final nail for them. Most of the cripples haven't even addressed the issue.

#1598

I thought Greta gave one hell of a show at the Skepticon conference. Is she still in her bunker?

#1599

Tigzy wrote:
ERV wrote:Parents finally got their 23andMe back!

British, Jewish, 'northwestern european', and just a toooouch of Asian.

Everyone laughed at me at Christmas when I said there was Asian in our family. I knew it. I had like a 24 point powerpoint presentation on "Why there is totally Asian up in here". I fucking KNEW IT!
Hasn't pretty much everyone got at least a touch of Asian in them, owing to Genghis Khan's somewhat implacable desire for conquest and rape?

I completely coincidentally challenged Steers to my patented FTDNA Challenge today.

https://www.familytreedna.com/

I PayPal him the fee, he posts report showing genetic/race composition - redacted of all identifying/personal info. Harmless fun.

C'mon Steers, it'll be a hoot! We' can't promise we mightn't snigger and make improper racist jokes at your expense, but it'll in the funny way!

I've done it to three (shall we say - conservative - peeps) I know since December and the results have been unanimously hilarious. One highlight was the missus, who's ultra-anti-immigration family's head collectively exploded with the big reveal of a generous serving of Ashkenazi Jewish. Seems like that out-of-place (for Malta) German great grandma was packing a little secret family history!

https://www.familytreedna.com/

My own DNA turned up 2% Afghan, probably courtesy of the 60,000-odd Afghan camel herders who came and serviced the interior of Australia, and no small number of its occupants, before the railways criss-crossed the place.

Whilst apparently devoutly Muslim, they didn't bring any women-folk with them so, the Outback being a lonely place, they cheerfully bred with the other social dregs like Aborigines, Convicts and the Irish; i.e., me.

C'mon Steers! Spit in the Jar! Spit in the Jar! Spit in the Jar!

#1600

Two points of clarification:

1. I put the challenge to Steers this arvo on Twitter.

2. My misssus isn't one of her conservative peeps I was referring to. I've arranged six tests since December, three were done under the Rules of The FTDNA Challenge.

#1601

Couch wrote:C'mon Steers! Spit in the Jar! Spit in the Jar! Spit in the Jar!

I 2nd the potential source of amusement.

#1602

Keating wrote:I've been wandering about doing something like 23andMe. My mother is South American, but I'm virtually certain there is no South American in her and it's all Spanish descendants who moved there.

Of course there's another explanation.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077269/

#1603

deLurch wrote:I thought Greta gave one hell of a show at the Skepticon conference. Is she still in her bunker?

She was raped by Inauguration Day - for which (by definition) she did not give her consent. Since then all she's barked up is a "how to write to your rep" post and a flaccid Milo missive.

That goose is simmering in weak source

#1604

Hunt wrote:
Keating wrote:I've been wandering about doing something like 23andMe. My mother is South American, but I'm virtually certain there is no South American in her and it's all Spanish descendants who moved there.
Of course there's another explanation.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077269/

Nah, that's my father's side.

#1605

#1606

free thoughtpolice wrote:I wasn't going to watch the Superbowl but I might just tune in for the halftime show...
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Fifty million people watch his show? ... wow! I can understand why PJW stays with infowars now, that is some platform but he must get embarrassed being associated with loonytunes Alex.

Time to branch out Paul?

#1607

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
Brive1987 wrote:It's 37 degrees. I'm sick of this weather.
I just came down from the mountain. 1 hour ride on the bike in non-stop rain, temperatures ranging from 3° to 5° (Celsius). I'm not sure I've ever been that soaked and freezing before.

I totally loved it.

Any new commandments?

#1608

shoutinghorse wrote:
free thoughtpolice wrote:I wasn't going to watch the Superbowl but I might just tune in for the halftime show...
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Fifty million people watch his show? ... wow! I can understand why PJW stays with infowars now, that is some platform but he must get embarrassed being associated with loonytunes Alex.

Time to branch out Paul?

This is the 21st century - is anyone embarrassed by anything anymore?

#1609

MarcusAu wrote:You've been holding out on us FT.

You never said that we could all have slymepit.com email addresses

Which you can then use to register on FTB, the Orbit and Patheos.

#1610

free thoughtpolice wrote:Remember Dalillama's commune with the methane digester in the basement? Well it's still on.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1o25 ... ACbk/edit#

The primary purpose of the Rainbow Foundry is to serve as a sanctuary for the oppressed in the face of rising neofascist sentiment. The Foundry will provide residents with food, shelter, and opportunities for meaningful work.
Quite a detailed plan, all they need is a hundred people to fork over $90,000 and relocate to Portland or maybe someplace in the "Vancouver Mountains" wherever the fuck that is (maybe near Vancouver Washington?).

Why, Grouse Mountain of course. Where else are they going to buy coffee, cake and souvenirs? Or find a supermarket, a mason, a plumber, a hairdresser, streaming water and electricity?

#1611

Brive1987 wrote:The weak-as-piss anti Trump effort at the Orbit is the final nail for them. Most of the cripples haven't even addressed the issue.

You saying The Orbit failed to take off.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[I know this gag has been done to death, but I still love it]

#1612

Stuart Ritchie did an interesting but short guest blog post at the British Psychology Society website.

https://digest.bps.org.uk/2017/01/31/wa ... s-message/

Why would the reviewers and editors at one of the world’s top scientific journals allow through a paper with such glaring correlation-causation errors? One possibility is political bias: these conclusions align with the generally liberal political opinions that many scientists, particularly social psychologists, hold. Perhaps the gatekeepers let their guard down a little because they agreed with the message that the gender disparity in science might have social causes (of course, this is mere speculation on my part). Political bias might also have been the reason that the paper fails to cite any of the many studies suggesting that there actually is an over-representation of males in the “really, really smart” end of the intelligence distribution (and also the very low end), even if only to argue against them.

#1613

shoutinghorse wrote:Fifty million people watch his show? ... wow! I can understand why PJW stays with infowars now, that is some platform but he must get embarrassed being associated with loonytunes Alex.

Time to branch out Paul?

I must admit, infowars and its many splinter-shows, remain one of my many guilty pleasures whilst online. The sheer insanity of Jones and his foil-hatted entourage are an abolute joy - reptilians, false-flags, flying saucers, commies (everywhere) and far-right goonery - it's got the lot!

Watson, guilty by association , is a relatively grounded member of the tribe and I get the impression that some of his wilder material is "put out there" purely to appear loyal to the brand. Obviously, I could be wrong and Watson might be as mental as Jones. Still, his presentation and delivery style make him the star of the show.

Plus, every time I link an infowars/Watson video here, certain snowflakes piss their nappies and go into meltdown mode.

Win/win tbh.

https://m.popkey.co/032365/AVmyV_s-200x150.gif

#1614

Jan Steen wrote:I think we should stop calling the regressive left 'SJWs'. We should call them 'Trump Enablers' at every opportunity.

Or how about Pence '24 Promotion Team?

#1615

I get a bit tried of everyone being down on Alex Jones.

You have to admit that when it comes to out and out nuttery, the Brits can match and even exceed his efforts:

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We're number one! etc etc...

#1616

MarcusAu wrote:I get a bit tried of everyone being down on Alex Jones.

You have to admit that when it comes to out and out nuttery, the Brits can match and even exceed his efforts:

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We're number one! etc etc...

Plus, can Jones keep goal, eh?

#1617

Za-zen wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
Brive1987 wrote:It's 37 degrees. I'm sick of this weather.
I just came down from the mountain. 1 hour ride on the bike in non-stop rain, temperatures ranging from 3° to 5° (Celsius). I'm not sure I've ever been that soaked and freezing before.

I totally loved it.
Any new commandments?

Thou shalt not ride thy fucking bike in freezing rain, thou dipshit.

#1618

ERV is pretty cool, for a girl. But let's not forget what the Slymepit really is...

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#1619

#1620

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
Thou shalt not ride thy fucking bike in freezing rain, thou dipshit.

Clean and re-lubricate your chain after a rain ride. It's not always easy to do if you use your bike every day, but you should do that whenever you get an opportunity. Rain is full of grit and sand and will stick to an oiled chain, and grind the o-rings away.