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I just noticed that the person's name is Rykaliah Margarita Mott Jr. Forgive me for not being 100% up-to-speed on trans* labeling, but doesn't the "Jr" bit give it away? I'd almost be tempted to ask the person: "if you're going to continue to call yourself 'junior,' then Y are you so happy to have your sex listed only as X?"
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My 10 month Border Terrier pup, went out in the garden for his early morning shit the other day, I sat down with a cuppa a checked the pit, dog comes in, milling around and I get a whiff of poo, it came and went and I couldn't work out why. Turned out that a mini turd had got stuck on a piece of fabric from one of his toys and was hanging out his arse, I had to grab some toilet roll, and pull it out and chuck it down the loo. Then I had to clear up the spot on the carpet where he sat down and left a mark. Just what you need before breakfast! So, it could be something like that, a bit more of a problem with a fluffy dog like hers, or Brives' little snowball for that matter! :animals-dogrun:Tigzy wrote:Why is she pulling turds out of its arse in the first place?
If your dog needs to do its biz, then you just leave it alone to get on with it, right?
If, however, you find yourself having to manually help it along, then maybe it's time for a visit to the vet - right?
Watson is fucking weird.
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The problem of responsibility in governance is huge. I mean, even if the problem of responsibility itself (as shown in the Adam Curtis doc about the systems building fiasco) were to be solved, up and down the chain, even a coherent government with a strong sense of responsibility to its citizens, and effective internal incentives, is faced with the imponderables of dispersed knowledge and economic calculation.
(Side note: I wanted to smack some of those smirking builder cunts, they're partly responsible too, even if less so, as individuals, than other, more key individuals.)
Even if you solve for incentives - I mean, even if, for example, you had a Stuart restoration, or neocameralism, or sortocracy, as mooted by the NRxs, and everything was owned so someone had a stake in everything, and it all turned out swimmingly in terms of incentives for the governor/governing class, there's still the problem that you can't make informed decisions from a central point of authority unless you have all the necessary information to make those informed decisions, and (again, as the video shows) the information itself is dispersed in the various minds and experiences of everybody involved. And then, the more centralized everything is, the less decisive price signals are in people's decision-making, the more unco-ordinated the market is going to become, the less it's going to be possible to economize on resources (thus leaving less left over for the production of other stuff). It's just the general tripartite problem of any form of socialism or large scale over-centralization generally.
However, having a good incentives system is better than not having one. Somehow, by hook or by crook, we have to ensure that governments make good decisions (as defined at least by peoples' right of exit, or their vote, based on consequences of past policies that they experience rather than the projected success or failure of policies they aren't equipped to evaluate).
Given the informational difficulty and the economic calculation difficulty, we need to be selecting people that have the "knack" (whatever it is, whatever quirk of the brain) that enables them to have as good a synoptic view as is possible under the circumstances, and make the best decision (decisions that just tend to be right over time, which means they'll still sometimes fail, just less often than with incentive-less methods). The only way to get such people to do the job is to give them the incentive to do so, i.e., that they have a stake in the outcome.
(I should imagine the type of mind is a bit like a successful businessman, but with a broader vision and a deeper understanding of philosophy and history - oh, there was a word for it, wasn't there? A statesman.)
You can see why the famous Chinese emperor, when building a bridge or something, executed a couple of supervisors for failure, and the third one (sweating bricks, one imagines :) ) did a great job.
(Side note: I wanted to smack some of those smirking builder cunts, they're partly responsible too, even if less so, as individuals, than other, more key individuals.)
Even if you solve for incentives - I mean, even if, for example, you had a Stuart restoration, or neocameralism, or sortocracy, as mooted by the NRxs, and everything was owned so someone had a stake in everything, and it all turned out swimmingly in terms of incentives for the governor/governing class, there's still the problem that you can't make informed decisions from a central point of authority unless you have all the necessary information to make those informed decisions, and (again, as the video shows) the information itself is dispersed in the various minds and experiences of everybody involved. And then, the more centralized everything is, the less decisive price signals are in people's decision-making, the more unco-ordinated the market is going to become, the less it's going to be possible to economize on resources (thus leaving less left over for the production of other stuff). It's just the general tripartite problem of any form of socialism or large scale over-centralization generally.
However, having a good incentives system is better than not having one. Somehow, by hook or by crook, we have to ensure that governments make good decisions (as defined at least by peoples' right of exit, or their vote, based on consequences of past policies that they experience rather than the projected success or failure of policies they aren't equipped to evaluate).
Given the informational difficulty and the economic calculation difficulty, we need to be selecting people that have the "knack" (whatever it is, whatever quirk of the brain) that enables them to have as good a synoptic view as is possible under the circumstances, and make the best decision (decisions that just tend to be right over time, which means they'll still sometimes fail, just less often than with incentive-less methods). The only way to get such people to do the job is to give them the incentive to do so, i.e., that they have a stake in the outcome.
(I should imagine the type of mind is a bit like a successful businessman, but with a broader vision and a deeper understanding of philosophy and history - oh, there was a word for it, wasn't there? A statesman.)
You can see why the famous Chinese emperor, when building a bridge or something, executed a couple of supervisors for failure, and the third one (sweating bricks, one imagines :) ) did a great job.
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Re: Dave Rubin.
The only people who think Rubin is "alt right" are cunts like C(unt) J(izz) Werleman, Dan Arel, and the usual regressive suspects.
Says a lot of about "Mother Jones" (whoever the fuck they are) that they parrot Cunt Jizz and Starbucks.
The only people who think Rubin is "alt right" are cunts like C(unt) J(izz) Werleman, Dan Arel, and the usual regressive suspects.
Says a lot of about "Mother Jones" (whoever the fuck they are) that they parrot Cunt Jizz and Starbucks.
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I tend to pull that one out on rainy Spring days....Lsuoma wrote:Listening to Quadrophenia (fantastic album). See y'all tomorgen...
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Great article on how debt is going to be piling more and more difficulty on us all in the future.
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Here's everybody's Queen:feathers wrote:No, that would be this one.Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:#NotMyQueen
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Totally agree. Furthermore, I also have to note that in terms of incentives the building project was also about creating jobs, so people working on them were going to be in a natural conflict of interest.gurugeorge wrote:
(Side note: I wanted to smack some of those smirking builder cunts, they're partly responsible too, even if less so, as individuals, than other, more key individuals.)
Even though morally I'd like to think a good builder would down tools, I accept that these guys may not have been well trained to begin with, and probably were in dire need of employment.
This should be understood and accommodated in some kind of QA plan or something...
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If I had a choice between saving Ken White from a wood chipper or taking an incoming phone call, I'd probably take the call. "Why yes, now is a good time to talk about my long-distance service..."Sunder wrote:It feels like only yesterday when I said "Ken White exhibits clear thinking with the reliability of a coin flip." It was probably only a week ago.Guest_440911e7 wrote:Ken White being an asshole and demonstrating why people hate lawyers....
Well the coin landed on the other side today. What a shitheaded buffoon.
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I disagree with the argument that the ratio of retirees to workers is necessarily a useful metric. After all increasing mechanization and automation means that the same work can be done with fewer workers. We're already facing a future where there simply won't be enough work for everyone to do. The false argument is that we need a bunch of workers to fund all the retirees. The real argument is that we need X amount of productivity to fund Y amount of people. How many people it takes to generate that productivity is a secondary concern, and all data points to it going down and down.gurugeorge wrote:Great article on how debt is going to be piling more and more difficulty on us all in the future.
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The problem is that the retirees that don't own the machines don't benefit from the wealth they produce unless the dirty filthy government steals that wealth from the John Galts that own the machines before they move to their tax havens with their robots.Sunder wrote:I disagree with the argument that the ratio of retirees to workers is necessarily a useful metric. After all increasing mechanization and automation means that the same work can be done with fewer workers. We're already facing a future where there simply won't be enough work for everyone to do. The false argument is that we need a bunch of workers to fund all the retirees. The real argument is that we need X amount of productivity to fund Y amount of people. How many people it takes to generate that productivity is a secondary concern, and all data points to it going down and down.gurugeorge wrote:Great article on how debt is going to be piling more and more difficulty on us all in the future.
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And then they all died of dysentery...d4m10n wrote:Speaking of Oregon, they have three genders now.HelpingHand wrote:Bit more in touch with the urban side of Oregon than the Roseburg region -- am off highway 6 west of Portland. At home I hear nothing but nature and the distant sounds of neighbor's chainsaws and target shooting, but in twenty minutes am in the western suburbs of Portland.CaptainFluffyBunny wrote: I spent thousands of hours in the Oregon Coast range. Hunting, fishing and messing around. I grew up in Roseburg (it's okay to extend pity). Beautiful country, thousands of forgotten logging roads and the like in the coastal mountains. If you don't mind, roughly what section are you in?
Been in the state for eight years and have heard the rips on Roseburg quite often. Spent a couple days there doing some IT contracting and did not have an issue with the place. Perhaps a lifetime of rural Idaho living had lowered my standards. ;)
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I can get with that Matt. Freddie was something special, and aslong as their is appreciation for genius he is immortalMatt Cavanaugh wrote:Here's everybody's Queen:feathers wrote:No, that would be this one.Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:#NotMyQueen
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What ideology Bacon?piginthecity wrote:So now you're using concern over the carbonisation of Londoners as an opportunity to promote your ideology. A few short years ago, it was a noble thing to incinerate them for the sake of that ideology. Post-Modernism I guess ....Za-zen wrote:Local government will be already looking at the upside of this. Now they've got rid of the local peasant infestation, they can sell the site to their mates to build luxury apartments complete with sprinklers for russian mobsters and their hookers.
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+2. Didn't care much for the band or any of their songs (loved Brian May's tone, though). Don't have a musician's ear, either. But even I noticed that Freddy was special. Best rock singer I ever heard, & without a close second.
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Yeah, having owned dogs in the past, I'm familiar with their propensity to dangle the odd winnit or - as a previous poster said - have a bit of turd dangling from a not-fully-shit-out blade of grass. But Watson's post talks about pulling out a turd direct from the butthole, implying that at least a substantial bit of it was still inside, or something.Oglebart wrote:My 10 month Border Terrier pup, went out in the garden for his early morning shit the other day, I sat down with a cuppa a checked the pit, dog comes in, milling around and I get a whiff of poo, it came and went and I couldn't work out why. Turned out that a mini turd had got stuck on a piece of fabric from one of his toys and was hanging out his arse, I had to grab some toilet roll, and pull it out and chuck it down the loo. Then I had to clear up the spot on the carpet where he sat down and left a mark. Just what you need before breakfast! So, it could be something like that, a bit more of a problem with a fluffy dog like hers, or Brives' little snowball for that matter! :animals-dogrun:Tigzy wrote:Why is she pulling turds out of its arse in the first place?
If your dog needs to do its biz, then you just leave it alone to get on with it, right?
If, however, you find yourself having to manually help it along, then maybe it's time for a visit to the vet - right?
Watson is fucking weird.
Still, one must remember that she writes through a haze of alcoholism and near DMT-level phosphene activity (as a result of her job, which appears to be playing videogames all the time) so who the fuck knows what she's going on about, really.
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There can be only one.Za-zen wrote:I can get with that Matt. Freddie was something special, and aslong as their is appreciation for genius he is immortal
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To make that second visual even more horrifying: Elyse probably has worms.Ape+lust wrote: I'm seeing poor Melody, lurking at Rebecca's after a long absence, suddenly running for the toilet before she repaints the living room with breakfast. She can't even look at a male dog because it sports a wiener, let alone pull stuff out of its butt.
Meanwhile, Elyse is reading Rebecca's twitter while squatted over some guy's head, about to deliver a nachos-with-beans payload into his life. She wonders what Melody is fussing about.
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'Tis a shame there's such a dearth of attorneys in the world, that the entire interwebz must rely on Ken White alone for legal insight.CaptainFluffyBunny wrote: It feels like only yesterday when I said "Ken White exhibits clear thinking with the reliability of a coin flip." It was probably only a week ago.
Well the coin landed on the other side today. What a shitheaded buffoon.
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No 'probably' about it - just look at her hubby and Sasha 'Woman Rescuer' Pixlee.Matt Cavanaugh wrote: To make that second visual even more horrifying: Elyse probably has worms.
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The one true internet lawyerMatt Cavanaugh wrote:'Tis a shame there's such a dearth of attorneys in the world, that the entire interwebz must rely on Ken White alone for legal insight.CaptainFluffyBunny wrote: It feels like only yesterday when I said "Ken White exhibits clear thinking with the reliability of a coin flip." It was probably only a week ago.
Well the coin landed on the other side today. What a shitheaded buffoon.
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For clarification I ANAL
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And that would be about the least of her problems.Matt Cavanaugh wrote:To make that second visual even more horrifying: Elyse probably has worms.
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I wonder if being transgender is reflected in their insurance premiums?d4m10n wrote:Speaking of Oregon, they have three genders now.
Anyway, Last I heard driving while transgender is illegal in Russia so beat not think about traveling too far.
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theg ... y-medvedevTransgender people have been banned from driving in Russia, according to a new legal amendment published this week.
The regulations, which affect people deemed to have “sexual disorders”, also affect fetishists, voyeurs, exhibitionists and transvestites, and were immediately condemned by human rights activists as discriminatory.
The amendment to the law listing medical impediments to driving was signed by prime minister Dmitry Medvedev at the end of last year, but only published this week.
Russia has some of the worst figures for road accident fatalities in the world, and the new regulations are part of a government programme aimed at reducing the number of people who die on the country’s roads. Currently, official figures say 30,000 people die and 250,000 are injured on the roads every year.
The amendments give a long list of physical and mental disabilities which are legal impediments to driving, including conditions such as serious visual impairment or paralysis.
But the most controversial section is the list of sexual preferences and conditions given, including paedophilia, sado-masochism and exhibitionism, as well as “fetishism”, which is described as people who gain sexual arousal from inanimate objects. Transsexuals and transvestites are also on the list, which is drawn from the World Health Organisation’s list of “gender identity disorders” and “disorders of sexual preference.”
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:hankey:
All hail Ape + Lust, the model of dull sobriety.
All hail Ape + Lust, the model of dull sobriety.
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The differences between east and west are pretty stark. When I was a kid I went to a mountain climbing camp in Colorado for six weeks. It was awful; I've never been so tired and cold.John D wrote:People get hurt in Yellowstone quite often. Several people have fallen to their deaths. The Western wilderness is dangerous. The wild spaces East of the Mississippi are pretty mild... even the mountainous areas. Dood from South Carolina probably wasn't paying much attention to the fact that tripping into a pool could burn you to death. When I was hiking at Glacier a Boy Scout fell into a river and drown. He was crossing a swollen river on a fallen tree and slipped in. Puts a bad mood onto a backpacking trip when Rangers keep walking past you asking if you have seen a missing Scout.deLurch wrote:Hey look, another fool badly burned at yellow springs national park.
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If anyone from the pit opts to visit Yellow Springs National Park, I expect all of you to stay on trail, and to assume all water pools on the ground are scalding hot so much so that it will burn your skin off.
No more excuses from here.
Because of that experience some years later when I was invited to hike around on Mount Monadnock I almost didn't go. I couldn't believe how easy it was - this glorified hill is supposed to be a mountain? Not even in the same league.
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You never have problems like this with big dogs.Oglebart wrote:My 10 month Border Terrier pup, went out in the garden for his early morning shit the other day, I sat down with a cuppa a checked the pit, dog comes in, milling around and I get a whiff of poo, it came and went and I couldn't work out why. Turned out that a mini turd had got stuck on a piece of fabric from one of his toys and was hanging out his arse, I had to grab some toilet roll, and pull it out and chuck it down the loo. Then I had to clear up the spot on the carpet where he sat down and left a mark. Just what you need before breakfast! So, it could be something like that, a bit more of a problem with a fluffy dog like hers, or Brives' little snowball for that matter! :animals-dogrun:
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One dividing line between the the true transexuals and the transtrenders was that transexuals would actually put forth the effort to get the sex changed on their state drivers license. Now with that, some people with problems will be bopping into whatever change room or locker room they want and businesses will have no solid guidance on what to do about it.d4m10n wrote:Speaking of Oregon, they have three genders now.
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That depends what you mean by big dog. I have a Weimaraner, a breed which I would call medium large. The grass/turd thing has happened on a number of occasions.
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I predict women's rooms for those with F on their license only and unisex rooms for everyone else, as this is already the state of affairs in many places.deLurch wrote:One dividing line between the the true transexuals and the transtrenders was that transexuals would actually put forth the effort to get the sex changed on their state drivers license. Now with that, some people with problems will be bopping into whatever change room or locker room they want and businesses will have no solid guidance on what to do about it.
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Za-zen wrote:For clarification I ANAL
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This date in 1462: Vlad Dracula III of Wallachia lead a nighttime raid on an Ottoman army camp in an attempt to assassinate Mehmed II.
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Which led to his banning on twitter for islamophobia. :twatson:free thoughtpolice wrote:This date in 1462: Vlad Dracula III of Wallachia lead a nighttime raid on an Ottoman army camp in an attempt to assassinate Mehmed II.
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Perhaps he means this BigDog?Guest_6d745865 wrote:That depends what you mean by big dog. I have a Weimaraner, a breed which I would call medium large. The grass/turd thing has happened on a number of occasions.
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Enough about your sex life.Za-zen wrote:For clarification I ANAL
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I suspect there's a rough and ready rule of thumb for distinguishing gender dysphoric trannies from transtrenders here. Gender dysphorics want to 'pass' and will be very happy to have the coveted M or F that they weren't born with (and the autogynephiles will get a hard on every time they look at their license if it has an F). My expectation is that the X will be sported by the transtrenders and the also-rans in the Big List of Genders almost exclusively.d4m10n wrote:Speaking of Oregon, they have three genders now.
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I wonder if other forms will provide similar options.
If so the next census could provide some very interesting results.
If so the next census could provide some very interesting results.
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Driving licences can be used as ID for purposes other than driving - including getting other ID documents. If you can just put what you want on it you might as well scrap ID entirely.
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I wonder how this will affect police bulletins-"Suspect is a Caucasian X, approach with caution." Seems really useful :roll:Shatterface wrote:Driving licences can be used as ID for purposes other than driving - including getting other ID documents. If you can just put what you want on it you might as well scrap ID entirely.
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From the perspective of this (slightly) paranoid scientist, DARPA funds some of the scariest technology development in the US.feathers wrote:
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If people reject or opt out of the gender binary - then this should effect funding of say woman's shelters, or domestic violence statistics. The so called 'pink tax' as well as the gender pay gap would all but disappear, even as concepts.
On a similar note I wonder what reason the Ms Transgender UK competition would have to reject AFAB applicants. After all, they were born women and have always been women.
Gay and straight would also start to lose their meanings (if they haven't already) - and people would have no basis to reject conversion therapy.
Interesting times in any case.
On a similar note I wonder what reason the Ms Transgender UK competition would have to reject AFAB applicants. After all, they were born women and have always been women.
Gay and straight would also start to lose their meanings (if they haven't already) - and people would have no basis to reject conversion therapy.
Interesting times in any case.
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But if that happens, we lose the endless thrill of women's college basketball.MarcusAu wrote:If people reject or opt out of the gender binary - then this should effect funding of say woman's shelters, or domestic violence statistics. The so called 'pink tax' as well as the gender pay gap would all but disappear, even as concepts.
On a similar note I wonder what reason the Ms Transgender UK competition would have to reject AFAB applicants. After all, they were born women and have always been women.
Gay and straight would also start to lose their meanings (if they haven't already) - and people would have no basis to reject conversion therapy.
Interesting times in any case.
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Lol.
I use to have a dog, and the same weird grass/shit thing happened.
It tended to be in the Summer, when the grass was long, and it was always that straw-like stuff that you can "break off". I remember noticing my dog walking a bit funny, and then seeing a "batch" of long grass dangling from his arse. "What the fuck..." was my reaction. Anyway, I pulled the grass "out", and that made him jump!
Strange.
I use to have a dog, and the same weird grass/shit thing happened.
It tended to be in the Summer, when the grass was long, and it was always that straw-like stuff that you can "break off". I remember noticing my dog walking a bit funny, and then seeing a "batch" of long grass dangling from his arse. "What the fuck..." was my reaction. Anyway, I pulled the grass "out", and that made him jump!
Strange.
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It might be more useful than you think. Male or Female cuts it down to roughly speaking 50% of the population. If the gender is 'X' you know you are looking for a visually obvious train wreck of what a person should be. Translation: Haul in the freaks.CaptainFluffyBunny wrote:I wonder how this will affect police bulletins-"Suspect is a Caucasian X, approach with caution." Seems really useful :roll:
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It might be more useful than you think. Male or Female cuts it down to roughly speaking 50% of the population. If the gender is 'X' you know you are looking for a visually obvious train wreck of what a person should be. Translation: Haul in the freaks.CaptainFluffyBunny wrote:I wonder how this will affect police bulletins-"Suspect is a Caucasian X, approach with caution." Seems really useful :roll:
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'X' will narrow the suspect down to pink or green hair.CaptainFluffyBunny wrote:I wonder how this will affect police bulletins-"Suspect is a Caucasian X, approach with caution." Seems really useful :roll:Shatterface wrote:Driving licences can be used as ID for purposes other than driving - including getting other ID documents. If you can just put what you want on it you might as well scrap ID entirely.
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When our dog got the runs I took him to the vet for a check up - and had them shave his arse. All grown back now.Oglebart wrote:My 10 month Border Terrier pup, went out in the garden for his early morning shit the other day, I sat down with a cuppa a checked the pit, dog comes in, milling around and I get a whiff of poo, it came and went and I couldn't work out why. Turned out that a mini turd had got stuck on a piece of fabric from one of his toys and was hanging out his arse, I had to grab some toilet roll, and pull it out and chuck it down the loo. Then I had to clear up the spot on the carpet where he sat down and left a mark. Just what you need before breakfast! So, it could be something like that, a bit more of a problem with a fluffy dog like hers, or Brives' little snowball for that matter! :animals-dogrun:Tigzy wrote:Why is she pulling turds out of its arse in the first place?
If your dog needs to do its biz, then you just leave it alone to get on with it, right?
If, however, you find yourself having to manually help it along, then maybe it's time for a visit to the vet - right?
Watson is fucking weird.
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Be on the look out for suspect with problem glasses, badly brightly colored dye job, the vogue fashion sense of someone who has shopped in a hobo thrift store, shitty 3rd rate tattoos and fish lips.
Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
75 years since the hit on Reinhard Heydrich. Back then Antifa was results orientated.
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The results of this mornings little obsessive project. (click for larger view). I note the monument is in the wrong spot - again. It's the stick on the right of the bottom right pic
I guess redesigning the roads once more was out of the question. I'll grant them that one.
http://i.imgur.com/PogF6Xt.jpg
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The results of this mornings little obsessive project. (click for larger view). I note the monument is in the wrong spot - again. It's the stick on the right of the bottom right pic
I guess redesigning the roads once more was out of the question. I'll grant them that one.
http://i.imgur.com/PogF6Xt.jpg
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I hope i'm not the first person to pull that one out of my ass. It's so obvious it's painful.ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:Za-zen wrote:For clarification I ANAL
katamari.......Over here, we got a live one...
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Apologies to Matt for stuffing my rotation up.Brive1987 wrote:75 years since the hit on Reinhard Heydrich. Back then Antifa was results orientated.
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The results of this mornings little obsessive project. (click for larger view). I note the monument is in the wrong spot - again. It's the stick on the right of the bottom right pic
I guess redesigning the roads once more was out of the question. I'll grant them that one.
[i.mg]http://i.imgur.com/PogF6Xt.jpg[/img]
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I'm not getting this.Brive1987 wrote:Apologies to Matt for stuffing my rotation up.Brive1987 wrote:75 years since the hit on Reinhard Heydrich. Back then Antifa was results orientated.
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The results of this mornings little obsessive project. (click for larger view). I note the monument is in the wrong spot - again. It's the stick on the right of the bottom right pic
I guess redesigning the roads once more was out of the question. I'll grant them that one.
[i.mg]http://i.imgur.com/PogF6Xt.jpg[/img]
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Originally the wartime pics were level and the google ones were on a slant.Matt Cavanaugh wrote:I'm not getting this.Brive1987 wrote:Apologies to Matt for stuffing my rotation up.Brive1987 wrote:75 years since the hit on Reinhard Heydrich. Back then Antifa was results orientated.
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The results of this mornings little obsessive project. (click for larger view). I note the monument is in the wrong spot - again. It's the stick on the right of the bottom right pic
I guess redesigning the roads once more was out of the question. I'll grant them that one.
[i.mg]http://i.imgur.com/PogF6Xt.jpg[/img]
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I rotated the dual images and clearly there is an uneven spacing between the resulting composite and the two ancillary pics below them.
This annoys me enormously and I also am aware it may well pain you. I don't want to be called "Amy".
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So which building is the schoolbook depository?Brive1987 wrote:Originally the wartime pics were level and the google ones were on a slant.Matt Cavanaugh wrote:I'm not getting this.Brive1987 wrote: Apologies to Matt for stuffing my rotation up.
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I rotated the dual images and clearly there is an uneven spacing between the resulting composite and the two ancillary pics below them.
This annoys me enormously and I also am aware it may well pain you. I don't want to be called "Amy".
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It's the big one across the street from that grassy knoll.Lsuoma wrote:So which building is the schoolbook depository?Brive1987 wrote:
Originally the wartime pics were level and the google ones were on a slant.
I rotated the dual images and clearly there is an uneven spacing between the resulting composite and the two ancillary pics below them.
This annoys me enormously and I also am aware it may well pain you. I don't want to be called "Amy".
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I see I am dealing with fools.TheMudbrooker wrote:It's the big one across the street from that grassy knoll.Lsuoma wrote:So which building is the schoolbook depository?Brive1987 wrote:
Originally the wartime pics were level and the google ones were on a slant.
I rotated the dual images and clearly there is an uneven spacing between the resulting composite and the two ancillary pics below them.
This annoys me enormously and I also am aware it may well pain you. I don't want to be called "Amy".
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You should have copies of that montage printed out and sell them for twenty buck a pop. You can title it, Hier liegt kein Ermordungsort.Brive1987 wrote: Originally the wartime pics were level and the google ones were on a slant.
I rotated the dual images and clearly there is an uneven spacing between the resulting composite and the two ancillary pics below them.
This annoys me enormously and I also am aware it may well pain you. I don't want to be called "Amy".
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You've just now noticed?Brive1987 wrote:
I see I am dealing with fools.
Wiseassery aside, the operation to take out Heydrich and the fact that he, of all the possible Nazis, was the only one targeted for assassination is one of the most fascinating episodes of the war.