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Post by Matt Cavanaugh » Wed Jun 14, 2017 2:38 pm

shoutinghorse wrote: The poor love, have a heart, looks like bessie mate Becky still hasn't forgiven her for not de-friending Adam.
What's between them, I wonder? With apologies for triggering Phil, doesn't Amy seem like the trampoline all the kids in the neighborhood like to have a bounce on?

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Post by #32 Rat » Wed Jun 14, 2017 2:42 pm

Oh, it's an anti Trump & anti Trump voter message just needed to type it out. Sorry.

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Post by Matt Cavanaugh » Wed Jun 14, 2017 2:44 pm

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cet cretin n'est pas une artiste.

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Post by free thoughtpolice » Wed Jun 14, 2017 2:46 pm

cretin should be chretien :P

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Post by Phil_Giordana_FCD » Wed Jun 14, 2017 2:52 pm

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
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cet cretin n'est pas une artiste.
Cette crétine n'est pas une artiste.

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Post by Phil_Giordana_FCD » Wed Jun 14, 2017 2:54 pm

Although I must say art is in the eye of the beholder.

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Post by ERV » Wed Jun 14, 2017 3:17 pm

Wow, guys, I have to eat some crow.

Ive given a lot of shit to McCreight over the years, but shes just announced her new job on Twitter, and I have to say, I really respect it. It seems she has decided to invest in the science education of disadvantaged black, Native, hispanic, and just plain poor kids by moving to Oklahoma to teach high school science. Wow. I am stunned.


lol jk she wasted hundreds of thousands of tax-payers dollars to get a vanity degree, sat on her ass playing video games for a year, and with a degree from a highly respected lab at a top tier research institution, shes doing marketing for 23andme lol

*slowclapgif*

Bye, Jen.

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Post by Really? » Wed Jun 14, 2017 3:30 pm

ERV wrote:Wow, guys, I have to eat some crow.

Ive given a lot of shit to McCreight over the years, but shes just announced her new job on Twitter, and I have to say, I really respect it. It seems she has decided to invest in the science education of disadvantaged black, Native, hispanic, and just plain poor kids by moving to Oklahoma to teach high school science. Wow. I am stunned.


lol jk she wasted hundreds of thousands of tax-payers dollars to get a vanity degree, sat on her ass playing video games for a year, and with a degree from a highly respected lab at a top tier research institution, shes doing marketing for 23andme lol

*slowclapgif*

Bye, Jen.
THAT'S her new job?

I guess that makes sense. She's a crackerjack marketer.

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Post by ConcentratedH2O, OM » Wed Jun 14, 2017 3:35 pm

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
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cet cretin n'est pas une artiste.

Bien sûr que non. Ici c'est une shartiste.

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Post by screwtape » Wed Jun 14, 2017 3:40 pm

Ape+lust wrote:New from Surly Amy: This is Not the Land of the Free.

Print, $20. Misapprehension of Magritte included.

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Forgetting everything else for a moment - Comic Sans?

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Post by ConcentratedH2O, OM » Wed Jun 14, 2017 3:41 pm

ERV wrote:Wow, guys, I have to eat some crow.

Ive given a lot of shit to McCreight over the years, but shes just announced her new job on Twitter, and I have to say, I really respect it. It seems she has decided to invest in the science education of disadvantaged black, Native, hispanic, and just plain poor kids by moving to Oklahoma to teach high school science. Wow. I am stunned.


lol jk she wasted hundreds of thousands of tax-payers dollars to get a vanity degree, sat on her ass playing video games for a year, and with a degree from a highly respected lab at a top tier research institution, shes doing marketing for 23andme lol

*slowclapgif*

Bye, Jen.
Very unfair of you. She's a geneticist.

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Post by CaptainFluffyBunny » Wed Jun 14, 2017 3:49 pm

ERV wrote:Wow, guys, I have to eat some crow.

Ive given a lot of shit to McCreight over the years, but shes just announced her new job on Twitter, and I have to say, I really respect it. It seems she has decided to invest in the science education of disadvantaged black, Native, hispanic, and just plain poor kids by moving to Oklahoma to teach high school science. Wow. I am stunned.


lol jk she wasted hundreds of thousands of tax-payers dollars to get a vanity degree, sat on her ass playing video games for a year, and with a degree from a highly respected lab at a top tier research institution, shes doing marketing for 23andme lol

*slowclapgif*

Bye, Jen.
Which may even just be a euphemism for being one of the many drones answering the myriad questions they get from idiots like myself. Much of their "marketing" is probably the equivalent of a call center or the like.

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Post by Matt Cavanaugh » Wed Jun 14, 2017 3:50 pm

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
amy_slow.jpg
cet cretin n'est pas une artiste.
Cette crétine n'est pas une artiste.
Too late -- I already sent it to the printers.

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Post by Matt Cavanaugh » Wed Jun 14, 2017 3:52 pm

Trop tard, j'ai deja il envoye a le imprimeur. Or something like that.

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Post by Guest_84d94f98 » Wed Jun 14, 2017 3:56 pm

katamari Damassi wrote::roll:
I'm really hoping this doesn't catch on. I've seen some push back on it, but it's virtue signaling is too easy to pass up.
Sorry man. They just turned the gay pride flag butt ass ugly.

On an ironic note, just this past week I saw someone playing some comedian's routine about how they wanted the rainbow back. Praise KEK, his wish came true.

We all know that any Alphabet group that doesn't adopt this will be labeled racist.

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Post by InfraRedBucket » Wed Jun 14, 2017 3:56 pm

For non Ukers , emily M is a BBC reporter/presenter

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Post by BarnOwl » Wed Jun 14, 2017 3:56 pm

John D wrote: There is a simple, reliable, and tested solution. A building of this size should have a sprinkler system. This building was recently refurbished for several million pounds. It should have had sprinklers installed. This building sounds like a bit of a death trap. There was no real plan to handle a fire in this building. Really horrible. I am choked up just reading the stories from the survivors. It is shocking to see this kind of thing in 2017 in a big western city. A tragedy and a shame.
Agreed on the sprinkler system. Apparently there was only one stairwell for the building as well. A real death trap.

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Post by Really? » Wed Jun 14, 2017 4:06 pm

BarnOwl wrote:
John D wrote: There is a simple, reliable, and tested solution. A building of this size should have a sprinkler system. This building was recently refurbished for several million pounds. It should have had sprinklers installed. This building sounds like a bit of a death trap. There was no real plan to handle a fire in this building. Really horrible. I am choked up just reading the stories from the survivors. It is shocking to see this kind of thing in 2017 in a big western city. A tragedy and a shame.
Agreed on the sprinkler system. Apparently there was only one stairwell for the building as well. A real death trap.
I don't think that's going to happen. I just saw a CNN segment about a large anti-firephobia protest in London.

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Post by Brive1987 » Wed Jun 14, 2017 4:09 pm

Really? wrote:
ERV wrote:Wow, guys, I have to eat some crow.

Ive given a lot of shit to McCreight over the years, but shes just announced her new job on Twitter, and I have to say, I really respect it. It seems she has decided to invest in the science education of disadvantaged black, Native, hispanic, and just plain poor kids by moving to Oklahoma to teach high school science. Wow. I am stunned.


lol jk she wasted hundreds of thousands of tax-payers dollars to get a vanity degree, sat on her ass playing video games for a year, and with a degree from a highly respected lab at a top tier research institution, shes doing marketing for 23andme lol

*slowclapgif*

Bye, Jen.
THAT'S her new job?

I guess that makes sense. She's a crackerjack marketer.

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Why does she have to tweet from Hawaii?

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Post by Shatterface » Wed Jun 14, 2017 4:09 pm

screwtape wrote:
Ape+lust wrote:New from Surly Amy: This is Not the Land of the Free.

Print, $20. Misapprehension of Magritte included.

http://imgur.com/8cQT6jy.jpg
Forgetting everything else for a moment - Comic Sans?
True fact. Comic sans was based on the shape of Marie Antoinette's breast.

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Post by BarnOwl » Wed Jun 14, 2017 4:10 pm

:cdc: :cdc: :cdc:

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Post by Guest_84d94f98 » Wed Jun 14, 2017 4:16 pm

Brive1987 wrote:THAT'S her new job?
I guess that makes sense. She's a crackerjack marketer.
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Why does she have to tweet from Hawaii?[/quote]
If you are marketing to people, you offer them a vacation conference/meeting in Hawaii. There chesty McCrate will be there to meet you and show off her true talents.
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As to her education being paid for by the government, doesn't that work out to government loans that need to be paid back? As long as she has an income, she can do that.

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Post by Sunder » Wed Jun 14, 2017 4:20 pm

Govt. financial aid is a mixture of grants and loans. Grants don't have to be paid back but they're piddly amounts. You'd have trouble getting a grant to cover your full tuition even if you went to Bumfuck Community College.

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Post by ERV » Wed Jun 14, 2017 4:27 pm

Brive1987 wrote: Why does she have to tweet from Hawaii?
If only there were some way to communicate the science you do, to other scientists.

If only :(

Until that day, thank god for social media!

Also, you get paid to get PhDs in the US. No loans. Salary, healthcare, tuition covered.

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Post by ERV » Wed Jun 14, 2017 4:33 pm

Btw if any of you want to get a PhD in biology but worry about expenses, you get paid. I'm sure students in high-cost-of-living cities struggle, but I lived comfortably in OK on a grad student stipend. Current level is $24k a year. Not a lot, but you're getting a degree out of it too.

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Post by #32 Rat » Wed Jun 14, 2017 4:33 pm

Ape+lust wrote:New from Surly Amy: This is Not the Land of the Free.

Print, $20. Misapprehension of Magritte included.

http://imgur.com/8cQT6jy.jpg
I'm gonna go against Slynepit consensus. Grading on a curve, it has a trumpet that looks trumpet like. No eyeballs necks. This is her best piece yet.

Alternatively:

Here the artist invokes Hegel in a synthesis of Black Lives Matter and life in the age of Trump. Skillfully subverting Fredrick Douglas' phrase “The silver trumpet of freedom had roused my soul to eternal wakefulness” her Surliness demonstrates how education in modern America enslaves the poor, by benefiting the rich. This combined with an homage to René Magritte the artiste masterfully skewers the capitalist system, and indeed all systems. Like her career, this an anguished cry from a blue collar working artist.

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Post by Sunder » Wed Jun 14, 2017 4:41 pm

I'm inclined to think it's probably an actual trumpet image run through a Photoshop filter or two.

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Post by fuzzy » Wed Jun 14, 2017 4:52 pm

I wonder whether the original was a watercolor, or a trompe-l’œil?

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Post by #32 Rat » Wed Jun 14, 2017 4:58 pm

Sunder wrote:I'm inclined to think it's probably an actual trumpet image run through a Photoshop filter or two.

Sure, but does it have an eyeball on it's neck?

See, improvement.

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Post by Service Dog » Wed Jun 14, 2017 5:17 pm

"The Survivor", Rene Magritte, 1950.

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That's how an artist makes a statement, Amy.

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Post by Matt Cavanaugh » Wed Jun 14, 2017 5:28 pm

So not a real job.

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Post by ConcentratedH2O, OM » Wed Jun 14, 2017 5:43 pm

I know we have some backwoods hillbillies on here, so: I want to blitz mosquitoes out of my yard. It's slightly overgrown, but not a complete mess. I will be cropping back all the overgrown shit, but I want a chemical that will kill all skeeters and, if possible, which will allow subsequent growth of vegetables for human consumption.

Thanks for any advice, redneck fellas.

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Post by CaptainFluffyBunny » Wed Jun 14, 2017 5:52 pm

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:I know we have some backwoods hillbillies on here, so: I want to blitz mosquitoes out of my yard. It's slightly overgrown, but not a complete mess. I will be cropping back all the overgrown shit, but I want a chemical that will kill all skeeters and, if possible, which will allow subsequent growth of vegetables for human consumption.

Thanks for any advice, redneck fellas.
Iffen y'all stay away from pesticides, you gots a couple of choices-attracting light with zapper or trap-

You can also plant citronella and mint to repel, but those are of minimal if any effectiveness. The C02 traps work pretty well, and you shouldn't do in too many pollinating insects.

I'm sure Matt will have good advice. Horses seem to attract hordes of bloodsucking insects.

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Post by Lsuoma » Wed Jun 14, 2017 6:00 pm

Sunder wrote:
#32 Rat wrote:Isn't the trumpet of freedom learning to read?

What the hell is she even referencing? Why french?

Overthinking a plate of beans.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Treachery_of_Images
The title is a direct reference to La Traihison des Clercs (The Treachery of the Intellectuals) by Julien Benda, published in 1927.

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Post by Lsuoma » Wed Jun 14, 2017 6:03 pm

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
amy_slow.jpg
cet cretin n'est pas une artiste.
Cette crétine n'est pas une artiste.
How do you know sh/i/t identifies as a vagifer today?

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Post by ConcentratedH2O, OM » Wed Jun 14, 2017 6:04 pm

CaptainFluffyBunny wrote:
ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:I know we have some backwoods hillbillies on here, so: I want to blitz mosquitoes out of my yard. It's slightly overgrown, but not a complete mess. I will be cropping back all the overgrown shit, but I want a chemical that will kill all skeeters and, if possible, which will allow subsequent growth of vegetables for human consumption.

Thanks for any advice, redneck fellas.
Iffen y'all stay away from pesticides, you gots a couple of choices-attracting light with zapper or trap-

You can also plant citronella and mint to repel, but those are of minimal if any effectiveness. The C02 traps work pretty well, and you shouldn't do in too many pollinating insects.

I'm sure Matt will have good advice. Horses seem to attract hordes of bloodsucking insects.
Ah sho do thankee fur dat, sir.

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Post by TheMudbrooker » Wed Jun 14, 2017 6:06 pm

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:I know we have some backwoods hillbillies on here, so: I want to blitz mosquitoes out of my yard. It's slightly overgrown, but not a complete mess. I will be cropping back all the overgrown shit, but I want a chemical that will kill all skeeters and, if possible, which will allow subsequent growth of vegetables for human consumption.

Thanks for any advice, redneck fellas.
Give this a try

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Post by Lsuoma » Wed Jun 14, 2017 6:08 pm

Shatterface wrote:
screwtape wrote:
Ape+lust wrote:New from Surly Amy: This is Not the Land of the Free.

Print, $20. Misapprehension of Magritte included.

http://imgur.com/8cQT6jy.jpg
Forgetting everything else for a moment - Comic Sans?
True fact. Comic sans was based on the shape of Marie Antoinette's breast.
No, that's not Comic Sans.

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Post by Lsuoma » Wed Jun 14, 2017 6:11 pm

Sunder wrote:I'm inclined to think it's probably an actual trumpet image run through a Photoshop filter or two.
Seems likely - she has form for stealing art without attribution.

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Post by Matt Cavanaugh » Wed Jun 14, 2017 6:13 pm

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:I know we have some backwoods hillbillies on here, so: I want to blitz mosquitoes out of my yard. It's slightly overgrown, but not a complete mess. I will be cropping back all the overgrown shit, but I want a chemical that will kill all skeeters and, if possible, which will allow subsequent growth of vegetables for human consumption.

Thanks for any advice, redneck fellas.
Zyklon B. Works wonders.

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Post by Matt Cavanaugh » Wed Jun 14, 2017 6:17 pm

Coyne at WEIT catches up to the Perfect Man billboard controversy, and gets some jabs in on islamo-tool, David McAfee

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Post by CommanderTuvok » Wed Jun 14, 2017 6:18 pm

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
amy_slow.jpg
cet cretin n'est pas une artiste.
She should look to Ophelia Benson to see what her bitter, lonely, pathetic life will turn out to be like in 20 years time. :)

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Post by CommanderTuvok » Wed Jun 14, 2017 6:21 pm

I heard Jennifer McWrong actually used the 23andMe service to find out her ancestry.

Apparently, she is 100% "Eohippus". Fuck knows what that is, but that's the result that came back.

Honest! :lol:

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Post by CaptainFluffyBunny » Wed Jun 14, 2017 6:21 pm

Lsuoma wrote:
Sunder wrote:I'm inclined to think it's probably an actual trumpet image run through a Photoshop filter or two.
Seems likely - she has form for stealing art without attribution.
Nah, c'mon, what are the odds?
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Post by ConcentratedH2O, OM » Wed Jun 14, 2017 6:36 pm

CommanderTuvok wrote:I heard Jennifer McWrong actually used the 23andMe service to find out her ancestry.

Apparently, she is 100% "Eohippus". Fuck knows what that is, but that's the result that came back.

Honest! :lol:
No mention of P. Dophileus?

Commander, you're slipping. :naughty: :snooty:

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Post by ConcentratedH2O, OM » Wed Jun 14, 2017 6:42 pm

TheMudbrooker wrote:
ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:I know we have some backwoods hillbillies on here, so: I want to blitz mosquitoes out of my yard. It's slightly overgrown, but not a complete mess. I will be cropping back all the overgrown shit, but I want a chemical that will kill all skeeters and, if possible, which will allow subsequent growth of vegetables for human consumption.

Thanks for any advice, redneck fellas.
Give this a try

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Thanks brosis. I'm not a particularly strong skeeter attractant, but when they do bite me I get lumps as big as the front of the Commander's pants when he reads about Meyers.

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Post by Keating » Wed Jun 14, 2017 6:44 pm

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:I know we have some backwoods hillbillies on here, so: I want to blitz mosquitoes out of my yard. It's slightly overgrown, but not a complete mess. I will be cropping back all the overgrown shit, but I want a chemical that will kill all skeeters and, if possible, which will allow subsequent growth of vegetables for human consumption.

Thanks for any advice, redneck fellas.
Remove still water sources, including your pretentious, unused bird bath.

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Post by Easy J » Wed Jun 14, 2017 6:59 pm

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:I know we have some backwoods hillbillies on here, so: I want to blitz mosquitoes out of my yard. It's slightly overgrown, but not a complete mess. I will be cropping back all the overgrown shit, but I want a chemical that will kill all skeeters and, if possible, which will allow subsequent growth of vegetables for human consumption.

Thanks for any advice, redneck fellas.
They hate cedar based sprays, & it smells decent enough. It kills off fleas & ticks, too.


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Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

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Post by free thoughtpolice » Wed Jun 14, 2017 7:02 pm

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:I know we have some backwoods hillbillies on here, so: I want to blitz mosquitoes out of my yard. It's slightly overgrown, but not a complete mess. I will be cropping back all the overgrown shit, but I want a chemical that will kill all skeeters and, if possible, which will allow subsequent growth of vegetables for human consumption.

Thanks for any advice, redneck fellas.
How much acreage are we talking about? Wanna grow cotton? sugar cane? Tobaccky? Some ponds stocked with gourmet quality Pirhanha?

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Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

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Post by ConcentratedH2O, OM » Wed Jun 14, 2017 7:16 pm

free thoughtpolice wrote:
ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:I know we have some backwoods hillbillies on here, so: I want to blitz mosquitoes out of my yard. It's slightly overgrown, but not a complete mess. I will be cropping back all the overgrown shit, but I want a chemical that will kill all skeeters and, if possible, which will allow subsequent growth of vegetables for human consumption.

Thanks for any advice, redneck fellas.
How much acreage are we talking about? Wanna grow cotton? sugar cane? Tobaccky? Some ponds stocked with gourmet quality Pirhanha?
Just a decent-sized suburban backyard. I ain't no lah-di-dah Matt Cavanaugh with 200 pristine acres of unicorns.

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Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

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Post by ConcentratedH2O, OM » Wed Jun 14, 2017 7:20 pm

Easy J wrote:
ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:I know we have some backwoods hillbillies on here, so: I want to blitz mosquitoes out of my yard. It's slightly overgrown, but not a complete mess. I will be cropping back all the overgrown shit, but I want a chemical that will kill all skeeters and, if possible, which will allow subsequent growth of vegetables for human consumption.

Thanks for any advice, redneck fellas.
They hate cedar based sprays, & it smells decent enough. It kills off fleas & ticks, too.

This sounds great, but maybe too perfect? One of the company's responses to a question on Amazon says "Good news! EcoTreat will work to help erode at the life cycles of all non-beneficial insects".

That sounds like bullshit, given what I've read about the thousands o f species in a garden, but... ?

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Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

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Post by ConcentratedH2O, OM » Wed Jun 14, 2017 7:22 pm

Keating wrote:
ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:I know we have some backwoods hillbillies on here, so: I want to blitz mosquitoes out of my yard. It's slightly overgrown, but not a complete mess. I will be cropping back all the overgrown shit, but I want a chemical that will kill all skeeters and, if possible, which will allow subsequent growth of vegetables for human consumption.

Thanks for any advice, redneck fellas.
Remove still water sources, including your pretentious, unused bird bath.
But it's made of recycled tampons and was handwoven in a tiny Himalayan village. My purchase of that bird bath fed fourteen sherpas for a week, ain't no way I'm throwing it out.

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Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

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Post by ConcentratedH2O, OM » Wed Jun 14, 2017 7:23 pm

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:
Easy J wrote:
ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:I know we have some backwoods hillbillies on here, so: I want to blitz mosquitoes out of my yard. It's slightly overgrown, but not a complete mess. I will be cropping back all the overgrown shit, but I want a chemical that will kill all skeeters and, if possible, which will allow subsequent growth of vegetables for human consumption.

Thanks for any advice, redneck fellas.
They hate cedar based sprays, & it smells decent enough. It kills off fleas & ticks, too.

This sounds great, but maybe too perfect? One of the company's responses to a question on Amazon says "Good news! EcoTreat will work to help erode at the life cycles of all non-beneficial insects".

That sounds like bullshit, given what I've read about the thousands o f species in a garden, but... ?
Clarification: how can something kill only non-beneficial bugs?

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Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

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Post by Brive1987 » Wed Jun 14, 2017 7:30 pm

Really? wrote:
BarnOwl wrote:
John D wrote: There is a simple, reliable, and tested solution. A building of this size should have a sprinkler system. This building was recently refurbished for several million pounds. It should have had sprinklers installed. This building sounds like a bit of a death trap. There was no real plan to handle a fire in this building. Really horrible. I am choked up just reading the stories from the survivors. It is shocking to see this kind of thing in 2017 in a big western city. A tragedy and a shame.
Agreed on the sprinkler system. Apparently there was only one stairwell for the building as well. A real death trap.
I don't think that's going to happen. I just saw a CNN segment about a large anti-firephobia protest in London.
We should teach fire not to burn.

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Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

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Post by free thoughtpolice » Wed Jun 14, 2017 7:39 pm

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:
free thoughtpolice wrote:
ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:I know we have some backwoods hillbillies on here, so: I want to blitz mosquitoes out of my yard. It's slightly overgrown, but not a complete mess. I will be cropping back all the overgrown shit, but I want a chemical that will kill all skeeters and, if possible, which will allow subsequent growth of vegetables for human consumption.

Thanks for any advice, redneck fellas.
How much acreage are we talking about? Wanna grow cotton? sugar cane? Tobaccky? Some ponds stocked with gourmet quality Pirhanha?
Just a decent-sized suburban backyard. I ain't no lah-di-dah Matt Cavanaugh with 200 pristine acres of unicorns.
Yeah, but what is Geek Salad without authentic Unicorn Feta? :drool: :drool:

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Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

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Post by Easy J » Wed Jun 14, 2017 8:45 pm

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:Clarification: how can something kill only non-beneficial bugs?
No clue. Smart oil? I've just used very similar stuff from that company to kill fleas indoors. Cedar oil would probably just make them avoid the area. Clove & Thyme oils are probably better to keep mosquitoes off of people, though.
Here's a few mostly related links:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3059459/

http://citybugs.tamu.edu/?s=mosquito

http://organicdailypost.com/cedar-repel-mosquitoes/

http://www.greencleancertified.com/gree ... The-World/


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Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

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Post by rayshul » Wed Jun 14, 2017 9:18 pm

Shit ERV I was about to be like fuhk I guess I was wrong

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Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

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Post by JayTeeAitch » Wed Jun 14, 2017 9:18 pm

Lsuoma wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Correct, Lsuoma. 'Le pays de la liberté' would be more salient.

BUT, 'la terre' is also not completely wrong. When we use 'la terre', as in 'la terre de nos ancêtres', it means 'the land of our ancestors'. It still feels a bit weird when put the way Surly did.
Right, but terre is very much related to the physical location, the soil, etc. Pays is more conceptual, and is related to a polity or state. Coupling a concept like liberty with a bit of dirt is a solecism for sure.
Frogsplainin' :naughty:

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Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

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Post by katamari Damassi » Wed Jun 14, 2017 9:27 pm

BarnOwl wrote: :cdc: :cdc: :cdc:
Like a bridge over troubled water, I will lay me down.

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Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

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Post by MacGruberKnows » Wed Jun 14, 2017 10:12 pm

katamari Damassi wrote:
BarnOwl wrote: :cdc: :cdc: :cdc:
Like a bridge over troubled water, I will lay me down.
With a lot of stimulus packaging from the Republican branches gov't I would like to believe we could all bridge that gap.

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