The Refuge of the Toads

#29881

rayshul wrote:
jet_lagg wrote:Holy shit. Look at Watson's twitter feed. Can't link on my phone. It's true. Every SJW is scrambling now to say they've been saying what we've been saying all along

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They murdered a bunch of brown gay guys. I think their SJW fucking radars are on the fritz at this point. They don't know who has the highest oppression level.

The ones without the automatic assault rifles are probably the most oppressed.

#29882

ISIS claimed responsibility.
Mateen made a statement that he did it for ISIS.
Mateen's father supported the Taliban.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW SOMEONE CAN UNDERSTAND THAT AND START BLAMING EVERY KIND OF BULLSHITTERY

#29883

I just sent myself a PM by accident.

That was weird. But kinda nice.

#29884

fuzzy wrote:Oh yes I do like the Hensley as unit of triggering, but it needs to be stated in a snappy maxim like the milliHensley is the amount of triggering it takes to raise one eyebrow, and a full Hensley of triggering can cause one to get all the way off the bed. I may have my orders of magnitude wrong

If we set the scale to the appropriate width, we can use the microHensley (µHn) for microaggressions.

#29885

rayshul wrote:ISIS claimed responsibility.
Mateen made a statement that he did it for ISIS.
Mateen's father supported the Taliban.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW SOMEONE CAN UNDERSTAND THAT AND START BLAMING EVERY KIND OF BULLSHITTERY

Lot of people grabbing at straws to make it about anything but Islam. Some pushback:

And while I haven't read the Atlantic article referred to close enough to confirm iamcuriousblue's point, it seems that it and Keenan Malik are a little too quick to absolve Islam:

#29886

Brive1987 wrote:Haha. But through a grimace. I am now official ghost writer.

I'm tossing between the bend over suggestion of 5 pillars tied to examples of charity and statistical irrelevance of suicide bombers in Martin Place vs the "the religious ideas suck, the people don't - real Islam is that Islam practiced by nice guys who don't hit their wives ............... in a way that leaves marks"

One word falaka. You beat them on the bottom of their feet. Done properly it leaves no marks or lasting injury.

#29887

Oops. Wrong one of Rizvi's; this is the one addressing Orlando:

#29888

Cnutella wrote:Also, this woman is now unemployable unless it involves popping on a pair of cat ears and servicing Steers

Say, now that you mention that ... ;-)

#29889

fuzzy wrote:Well no, actually that's a letter O. Here is Captain Kangaroo, yes it"s a big night at the slymepit! The clock does not dance. The Dancing Bear does. Makes more sense.
[youtube]__0nVHr4bjk[/youtube]

Good lord, I think I actually remember the vanishing carrot episode. Gentler, simpler times in some ways, except not. Cold war, iron curtain, icbms, Bay of Pigs, it was a time of extreme contradictions. Thanks for the memories.

#29890

rayshul wrote:ISIS claimed responsibility.
Mateen made a statement that he did it for ISIS.
Mateen's father supported the Taliban.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW SOMEONE CAN UNDERSTAND THAT AND START BLAMING EVERY KIND OF BULLSHITTERY

So it was #gamergate then.

https://twitter.com/whenindoubtdo/statu ... 4591176704

#29891

Current Year.

https://twitter.com/strife_nation76/sta ... 6735102978

#29892

rayshul wrote:ISIS claimed responsibility.
Mateen made a statement that he did it for ISIS.
Mateen's father supported the Taliban.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW SOMEONE CAN UNDERSTAND THAT AND START BLAMING EVERY KIND OF BULLSHITTERY

An SJW instinctively knows you cannot expect a sand ginger to tell the truth. It was just as likely an extremely painful and aggravated hangnail that drove him to it, and in their culture it would be a grave dishonor to admit having attempted to pick their toenail using their asswiping rock, but it happens a lot and is due to the internalization of cultural oppression foisted upon them by Sir Richard Dawkins or King Richard the Third, and usually both, according to the Muslim Poverty Law Center..

#29893

Brive1987 wrote:I just sent myself a PM by accident.

That was weird. But kinda nice.

I hope you were courteous enough to send a reply. Left unresolved this can potentially result in evil twinnage.

#29894

http://i.imgur.com/csaaSmn.png

:doh: :think: :snooty:

#29895

I've decided brive should rejigger his argument. There is no true Islam. It's all false. No flying horse, no Allah, no Abraham, zilch. All lies from top to bottom like its cousin xianism.

#29896

Brive1987 wrote:http://i.imgur.com/csaaSmn.png

:doh: :think: :snooty:

if I were you, I'd just plain refuse the assignment. It's not your kid's job to be a fucking PR for a barbaric religion.

#29897

Brive1987 wrote:http://i.imgur.com/csaaSmn.png

:doh: :think: :snooty:

'To prevent the climate currently present in France'? ? ?

What climate would that be? Is it similar to the one in Australia where they lock up refugees on island? Is the self-righteous twat that wrote that assignment really allowed to be teaching young minds?

#29898

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
Brive1987 wrote:http://i.imgur.com/csaaSmn.png

:doh: :think: :snooty:
if I were you, I'd just plain refuse the assignment. It's not your kid's job to be a fucking PR for a barbaric religion.

Well we can all see there is clearly a problem in France.

#29899

:nin: ninja'd

Well don't mention spoilt white middle people in coffee shops.

#29900

*middleclass

#29901

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
Brive1987 wrote:http://i.imgur.com/csaaSmn.png

:doh: :think: :snooty:
if I were you, I'd just plain refuse the assignment. It's not your kid's job to be a fucking PR for a barbaric religion.

Current strategy is to tongue the asscrack of Islam until an "A" falls out.

#29902

The climate in France is okay. A bit windy and cloudy today, but otherwise pretty nice.

#29903

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:The climate in France is okay. A bit windy and cloudy today, but otherwise pretty nice.

Fucking South France privilege. It's been pissing down in Creuse for 3 months.

#29904

HunnyBunny wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:The climate in France is okay. A bit windy and cloudy today, but otherwise pretty nice.
Fucking South France privilege. It's been pissing down in Creuse for 3 months.

Nothing out of the ordinary, then.

#29905

fuzzy wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
Brive1987 wrote:http://i.imgur.com/csaaSmn.png

:doh: :think: :snooty:
if I were you, I'd just plain refuse the assignment. It's not your kid's job to be a fucking PR for a barbaric religion.
Current strategy is to tongue the asscrack of Islam until an "A" falls out.

This is an ideological assignment. It's no different from asking students to pray in class, or to write articles praising the virtues of Marxism.

Assignments should be about developing critical thinking and expressing the students' opinion in a documented, well-researched and well-written fashion, not about expressing the opinions which the teachers want to hear.

#29906

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
HunnyBunny wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:The climate in France is okay. A bit windy and cloudy today, but otherwise pretty nice.
Fucking South France privilege. It's been pissing down in Creuse for 3 months.
Nothing out of the ordinary, then.

Yeah, I blame the patriarchy. I told my husband I wanted a little place in Provence, he said the weather was too good. Being English he wouldn't know what to do if he couldn't moan about the weather.

#29907

HunnyBunny wrote:
Yeah, I blame the patriarchy. I told my husband I wanted a little place in Provence, he said the weather was too good. Being English he wouldn't know what to do if he couldn't moan about the weather.

Does he get scared whenever he catches a glimpse of the giant ball of fire in the sky?

#29908

Kirbmarc wrote:
This is an ideological assignment. It's no different from asking students to pray in class, or to write articles praising the virtues of Marxism.

Assignments should be about developing critical thinking and expressing the students' opinion in a documented, well-researched and well-written fashion, not about expressing the opinions which the teachers want to hear.

Worse yet, it looks like fucking indoctrination to me. Really, Brive should just tell the teacher to fuck off with that shit. Better yet, report them.

For the lulz.

#29909

Ask me about "true islam", and I'll be inclined to show you some daesh videos. After all, they say they're following "true islam".

#29910

SM12 wrote:The ones without the automatic assault rifles are probably the most oppressed.

Technically they would be suppressed.

#29911

She should do the article truthfully. The PR campaign could include some of these:

https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=OIP.M1a ... =0&p=0&r=0

https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=OIP.M3f ... =0&p=0&r=0

https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=OIP.M0d ... =0&p=0&r=0

#29912

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Ask me about "true islam", and I'll be inclined to show you some daesh videos. After all, they say they're following "true islam".

It ask for a balanced view of Islam.

On the one hand, shoplifting in Islamic countries is very low thanks to Sharia law.

But on the other hand, wait... I don't seem to have another hand.

#29913

The Middle East is the most peaceful region on the planet due to Islam. Shariah law is great for women. Gays love being thrown off roofs.

Maybe include something about that bloke who was all about popularising Islam in the West and then literally cut off his fucking wife's head.

#29914

It also asks to counter myths about Islam in the media. It's a myth that Islam is a religion of peace. Plenty of evidence to refute that.

#29915

fuzzy wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
Brive1987 wrote:http://i.imgur.com/csaaSmn.png

:doh: :think: :snooty:
if I were you, I'd just plain refuse the assignment. It's not your kid's job to be a fucking PR for a barbaric religion.
Current strategy is to tongue the asscrack of Islam until an "A" falls out.

Brive should call this guy. He'll sort it out.

http://imgur.com/fBRed8Z.jpg

#29916

Congrats rayshul, on the new job!

Also, I wanted to add my contribution to the collection of childhood TV program memories. From the psychedelic, far out, and groovy late 1960s/early 1970s, I bring you the Banana Splits Adventure Hour:

[youtube]juJpyUkHPCA[/youtube]

Maybe Banana Spliffs would have been a better name. Anyway, I loved that show. :burn:

#29917

Brive1987 wrote:http://i.imgur.com/csaaSmn.png

:doh: :think: :snooty:

Huston! We have a problem.

#29918

Brive1987 wrote:http://i.imgur.com/csaaSmn.png

:doh: :think: :snooty:

This is not acceptable. This is all kinds of wrong. I believe I would be having a serious chat with the School authorities about religious propaganda at this point.

#29919

fuzzy wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
Brive1987 wrote:http://i.imgur.com/csaaSmn.png

:doh: :think: :snooty:

Have you considered the infidel'splaining angle?

Surely it's problematic to have an infidel trying to identify/define the one "true" islam and build a case around defending it? I mean, we're talking about the word of Ali Bongo (LGBTQ blood be upon him), it doesn't need defending!

#29920

Brive1987 wrote:Alas. My daughter is she who I shocked with the Koran pissing test for good Muslims.

Liberal SJ is, I fear, endemic.

Next time, have your seed tested for SJW before producing a kid.

#29921

BarnOwl wrote:Congrats rayshul, on the new job!

Oh yeah, that's great news rayshul, congratulations! Above and over the money, it sounds like you'll be doing meaningful work in a comfortable environment, which makes you better off than 99.999% of working stiffs. Lucky, lucky, lucky :dance:

BarnOwl wrote:Also, I wanted to add my contribution to the collection of childhood TV program memories. From the psychedelic, far out, and groovy late 1960s/early 1970s, I bring you the Banana Splits Adventure Hour:

[youtube]juJpyUkHPCA[/youtube]

Maybe Banana Spliffs would have been a better name. Anyway, I loved that show. :burn:

:lol:

Oh noes, one of those Sid and Marty Krofft horrors. They were inexplicably popular with TV networks, and were allowed to air HR Pufnstuf and The Bugaloos too. I don't think it's any accident that Jim Henson's muppets have endured, while the Krofft puppets are a vague memory :D

Did you ever see the movie Kick Ass? There's a jarringly surreal scene where the superhero girl turns a posse of henchmen into jelly and bone splinters while the Banana Splits theme screeches in double time. Really strange, but a funny moment.

#29922

Myth #1 - Muslims have been sexually assaulting kafir women in Europe.

Truth! The women were asking for it by dressing immodestly. The Muslims are not used to this and could not help themselves when faced with a women walking unaccompanied by a male relative. It was all the women's fault.

#29923

HAHAHA! Miri has a dismaying moment of clarity.

http://imgur.com/aEgTzSX.jpg

#29924

I don't think anyone's mentioned it here yet... Jen McCreight (still rhymes with wrong) is now Dr McCreight.

#29925

Brive1987 wrote:http://i.imgur.com/csaaSmn.png
:doh: :think: :snooty:

Might I suggest a two pronged approach to this assignment.

1. Go ahead and help your daughter write out the essay to the teacher's obvious liking. You know all the feminist bullshit lines by now. The strongest real argument being that there are 1.6 billion Muslims on this planet, and only a very tiny percentage engage in actual violence beyond beating their wives. You could write a nice little article about how the burka is a sign of female Muslim empowerment, not oppression. Plenty of bullshit lines on the internet about that, and if I recall correctly France tried to ban those, you damn imperialists.

2. Give us permission to spread this assignment as shown in that graphic out on the net, only noting this was an Aussie school assignment, so that everyone else can have fun participating in the lesson. (Please, please, please).

#29926

Ugg. The case being built is:

Islamic faith at its abstract fundamental is the 5 pillars.

The expression of faith is broken into the 3 schools. Each school is too loosely organised to be monolithic. The lack of clergy, hierarchy and devolution of the faith into communities and proclaimed imams makes any concept of "true Islam" nonsensical. Saudi and ISIS are local expressions of equal "

No Islamic group has the authority to demand another Islamic group conform.

Further, Islamic Communities will be defined by ethnic, environmental, cultural and economic factors.

Countries do have the the right to regulate the laws under which they operate and the right to call out groups or individuals out of step with cultural norms. So if the Islamic community tows the wider line like we all do, then welcome bro. If they don't then they have the problem. And in Australia the broad Islamic community is largely on board. So let's not throw them out with the bath water as we sort out the problem groups, leaders and individuals. So don't spit on the nice lady wearing her curtain.

'Cause that's racist. ;)

#29927

Ape+lust wrote:HAHAHA! Miri has a dismaying moment of clarity.
http://imgur.com/aEgTzSX.jpg

It could be worse. She could be facing the next 4/8 years engaged in the same sexual circles as Richard Carrier. "Hey guys! Can I join in!"

#29928

Hmmmmm. My daughter would die a million deaths if this got any traction outside our band of brothers. (And sisters)

#29929

fuzzy wrote:
Søren Lilholt wrote: Certain SJWs baffle me.
The theory that the 192 possible pages might contain more like that and she has been stalling for a better time to reveal her book knowing she'd have been chastised by her 'friends' for same stance a few days ago ... Is compelling, but just feels too good to be true.

The process would be far easier if she went all Trump on the book, told it like it is, and not worry about trying to look politically correct. THAT is the book that needs to be written. Not another excusing Muslim apologist manual.

#29930

deLurch wrote:
Ape+lust wrote:HAHAHA! Miri has a dismaying moment of clarity.
http://imgur.com/aEgTzSX.jpg
It could be worse. She could be facing the next 4/8 years engaged in the same sexual circles as Richard Carrier. "Hey guys! Can I join in!"

Oy. I just had a look. I didn't know she lives in Ohio.

Don't do it, girl. You'll never get your self-respect back.

#29931

While US kids were sampling the mild high of The Banana Splits, UK children were dropping the brown acid of Children of the Stones

[youtube]-V6dSNlh0_k[/youtube]

#29932

Schierbecker does it again-- Right place right time all the time:
http://www.thecollegefix.com/post/27839

#29933

Bourne Skeptic wrote: Did you take the hunter training course in jr high?

I did. Not in jr high, as in my school district we just had elementary to grade 8 and then high school from then on, but it was in that age range. It was held at one of the local Legion Halls and was actually a lot of fun. After we did the basics they took us out to a shooting range where I just about dislocated my shoulder firing what they described as a British .303. It looked like it had been used in WWI, lol.

#29934

Brive1987 wrote:Hmmmmm. My daughter would die a million deaths if this got any traction outside our band of brothers. (And sisters)

Understood, and that is why I asked for permission prior to doing anything.

But that is so much gold. It could easily be a viral hit. Maybe letting it loose on the internet might be more palatable after she graduates.

#29935

MacGruberKnows wrote:
I'm guessing you didn't watch the spider Hinterland commercial. I remember the loon one, the wolf one, the moose one and lots of others, but I do not remember the crackhead spider one.

No, lol, never did. I would have stayed hidden under the blankets in my bedroom. Had a serious case of arachnophobia when I was young.

#29936

Ape+lust wrote:
deLurch wrote:
Ape+lust wrote:HAHAHA! Miri has a dismaying moment of clarity.
http://imgur.com/aEgTzSX.jpg
It could be worse. She could be facing the next 4/8 years engaged in the same sexual circles as Richard Carrier. "Hey guys! Can I join in!"
Oy. I just had a look. I didn't know she lives in Ohio.

Don't do it, girl. You'll never get your self-respect back.

Ya' let him divide the oyster once at a conference, and the next thing you know he's moved into your city and is expecting it (and tales of your other sexual exploits) on a regular basis. Treat him right and he will buy you a glass of Jim Beam... or two... or three... are you horny yet?

#29937

More fun and laughter could be found with the joy loving Aztec folk in The Feathered Serpent

[youtube]-kqpDwXQhB8[/youtube]

#29938

Catweazle, bitches!

[youtube]8cgIHS7am9g[/youtube]

Oh, and don't forget this nightmare inducing fucker...

[youtube]2ntK5R-DjSs[/youtube]

#29939

MacGruberKnows wrote:
fuzzy wrote:Ah Canada. I was at Expo 67 and remember two things. A demonstration videophone that was basically a couple of the gigantic studio cameras and a couple of televisions and video. Not practical to scale up, it was pretty obvious to this ten year old. That and the Ontario pavilion, wherein perhaps over the course of multiple viewings, the following was seared into my brain forever, probably in a big room with 360 degree projection. Ontario!
[youtube.]JstZIsrGlP8[/youtube]

Caught a gem from the past on the sidebar of that video, The Log Birlers Song, an NFB classic:

[youtube.]upsZZ2s3xv8[/youtube]

The National Film Board of Canada was a treasure. Here is my favorite, Don McLarens 1952 classic, Neighbors:

[youtube.]K1q8f-I6YsI[/youtube]

Another NFB classic, The Railrodder, a 1965 short with Buster Keaton going across Canada on a speeder

[youtube.]EiqqxyZeDXo[/youtube]

My grade 6 teacher showed us a ton of these NFB classic shorts. And read us the Lord of the Rings, 20 minutes at the end of the day, each day. God I miss that guy. Best teacher ever.

Lol! My childhood, right there in a bunch of youtube videos. Gawd it makes me feel old.

#29940

ERV wrote:Schierbecker does it again-- Right place right time all the time:
http://www.thecollegefix.com/post/27839

Appropriately named ME-lecio. MEMEMEMEMEMEMEIt'sallaboutMEEEEEEEE!!!!!