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CommanderTuvok wrote:I've only just clicked, but the college at Yale is called SILLIMAN college.

You couldn't make that fucking shit up.
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dogen wrote:
Parody Accountant wrote:Feathers slapped dogen around with a large piece of trout.

Lsuoma sets mode +kb Feathers.ip.range

Feathers was kicked from #slymeIRC (reason: no trout!) ... autokick via BitchX, baby.
Huh, what did I miss?
Me berating you for not making a backup for six months. Sorry, I've seen too many students and scientists make this same basic, completely unnecessary mistake since 1991.

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CommanderTuvok wrote:http://i.imgur.com/sILQvHc.jpg

When all those co-ordinated attacks on ThunderFoot, Dawkins, Shermer and all the other "witches of the week" were promoted in the infamous back-channel, did Ofie doth protest at all? Did she fuck! She was often on the warpath.

I have no sympathy with her at all.
She was the worst of the bunch after laden got the boot

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Shrieking Yale student is privileged girl from affluent family:
http://dailycaller.com/2015/11/09/meet- ... professor/

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Søren Lilholt wrote:
Cnutella wrote:Melody, perhaps starved of attention post-CFI, chums the waters of Twitter once again...
What an unselfaware imbecile. This woman's entire internet fame is based solely around the fact she has been gaslighting herself ...
If anything, what we're guilty of is GasDarkening Melody.

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We've seen this before, but now the trial is over; a guilty verdict and a custodial sentence:

Woman who pretended to be man to trick friend into sex jailed for eight years

I'm wondering how this will sit with those that claim transpersons needn't disclose their identity before engaging in sex.

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Brive1987 wrote:Almost time for Christina Rad's annual December blog posting.

If FtB cut that deadwood they could also spare the time to remove Reasonable Doubts which has ended its podcast life as well as that terfist embarrassment of B&W. Actually ....

Sex Politics and Religion dropped its tent in March after the CPAC monstering. Meanwhile Zingularity coughed and died in May.

Margin of Error is a pointer for Patheos.

Since July Indelible Stamp pops something every other month.

Godlessness in Theory has gone monthly. Zinnia had 1x post in Aug, 1x in September and since then has been on holiday.

So the 31 blogs could easily be cut by 9 to 22. That would be a good start.

At least Ed had the good sense to have his blog struck from the roll call of shame.
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feathers wrote:
dogen wrote:
Parody Accountant wrote:Feathers slapped dogen around with a large piece of trout.

Lsuoma sets mode +kb Feathers.ip.range

Feathers was kicked from #slymeIRC (reason: no trout!) ... autokick via BitchX, baby.
Huh, what did I miss?
Me berating you for not making a backup for six months. Sorry, I've seen too many students and scientists make this same basic, completely unnecessary mistake since 1991.
I was thrown off my regular backup schedule by being away from my office for such a long period; but fair enough, lesson re-learned.

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Parody Accountant wrote:
CommanderTuvok wrote:http://i.imgur.com/sILQvHc.jpg

When all those co-ordinated attacks on ThunderFoot, Dawkins, Shermer and all the other "witches of the week" were promoted in the infamous back-channel, did Ofie doth protest at all? Did she fuck! She was often on the warpath.

I have no sympathy with her at all.
It's OK until it's done to Me.

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tina wrote:Now look. Tampons are transphobic and should be called Transpons. Also we demand a brand called Dynapons, with EXPLOSIVE written on the side which should have REAL fuse chord for ease of extraction.
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Cnutella wrote:Melody, perhaps starved of attention post-CFI, chums the waters of Twitter once again...
Melody has become a laughingstock even in some SJW-friendly spaces.

The new paladins of the SJWs are the brave fighters against the horrid gamers: Zoe Quinn, Brianna Wu and especially Anita Sarkeesian. They're the media darlings who can be defended in the mainstream news.

Melody's Twitter PTSD sounds too ridiculous for anyone but the most extreme paladins of easy outrage. The bulk of the audience of the main SJW-friendly websites (Cracked, Polygon, etc.) can sympathize with Anita Sarkeesian's claims of having to cancel talks because of death threats, or with Zoe Quinn's sob story about "How I coped with being the most hated person on the Internet" but Melody is too much of a lolcow to inspire genuine sympathy from anyone with a sense of humor.

I've seen places where GamerGate is described as an "hashtag used by trolls and harassers" but where people made fun of tumlbr by posting the "triggering intensifies" meme or by joking about Twitter PTSD.

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I just candy caned in my pants

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He's just... so happy

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Brive1987 wrote:Almost time for Christina Rad's annual December blog posting.
Yes, indeed. We will soon be nestled between Thanksgiving and Christmas, enjoying the pillow-soft warmth of the season, which always reminds me of Cris Rad's videos.

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Parody Accountant wrote:
I just candy caned in my pants
:lol: :lol:

You and Elyse both!

She's a toxic pain in the ass, but spare a moment of pity for her today. She's got an occupying army up her cooch, so they've put her on anthrax-grade Cipro, PLUS an anti-fungal. That shit's gotta hurt.

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Coke

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Ape+lust wrote:
Parody Accountant wrote:
I just candy caned in my pants
:lol: :lol:

You and Elyse both!

She's a toxic pain in the ass, but spare a moment of pity for her today. She's got an occupying army up her cooch, so they've put her on anthrax-grade Cipro, PLUS an anti-fungal. That shit's gotta hurt.
I recall having to take cipro when I was a teenager, giving me bright orange turds with a unique and horrifying smell. If Elyse gets this, what are the chances she'll tweet picutres?

Trebles of eye bleach all round!

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Sharks prefer death metal.

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dogen wrote:
Parody Accountant wrote:Feathers slapped dogen around with a large piece of trout.

Lsuoma sets mode +kb Feathers.ip.range

Feathers was kicked from #slymeIRC (reason: no trout!) ... autokick via BitchX, baby.
Huh, what did I miss?
A few things

1) feathers' recent criticism of your security practices included a threat of trout slapping

2)IRC - Internet relay chat, is where all the cool kids and autistic kids chatted awkwardly about hacking, fileserves, warez, or like dogs, music, and dumb #beginner shit. and a fat 50 year old housewife named briteyes who I convinced to cybersexy me at age 14. Really regret asking for that pic. Totally into bigger girls, but this was a hambeast.

In this culture, a common irc client named mirc had a /trout command that simply made the person say "name slaps othername around with a large piece of trout. "

It was way overused, and was a frequent cause of autokick.

My message resembled what this looked like in an IRC chat room.

3) my question about what causes the great attractor... seriously I have a boner for your brain.

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Greta put up a post called Living in Interesting Times, and Letting Go of Sixties Envy where she recounts her frustration at being too young for the Sixties. Yesterday she found a call to arms from mega-grifter Shaun King that ends:
Shaun King wrote:If you EVER wondered who you would be or what you would do if you lived during the Civil Rights Movement, stop. You are living in that time, RIGHT NOW.
and DING, she realizes today is MLK, Chicago 7, and Watts riots all over again. History is happening and she's in the thick of it!
Greta wrote:Shaun King is right. I have sometimes wondered who I would be or what I would do if I lived during the Civil Rights Movement; the Women’s Liberation movement; the early gay rights movement; the early ecology movement; the peace movement. And we are living in that time, RIGHT NOW.

I hope I’m doing okay. It’s really fucking hard.
Wait. What is really hard? ONE day into the New Civil Rights Movement and it's already "really fucking hard"?

That's funny, because she's never done much more than wait for an event like Ferguson, then stomp around her blog throwing signifiers of ANGER and DEEP FEELZ and CAN'T EVEN, kicking out anyone who doesn't toe her line. I wonder what she actually does to help her Black friends.

Or does she even have Black friends?

That's something I'd like to know about the Minnesota/Seattle/Frisco baboons, because I never hear them talk about it. By friends, I don't mean conference circuit acquaintances, but people they've known since they were kids, who know things about them their families don't.

I'll bet they don't have any, which is why they're the kind of liberals who embarrass everybody by fetishizing Blacks.

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feathers wrote:grmfl ninjaed again
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Noel Plum asks "Is Thunderf00t a Nazi?" (spoiler - he isn't):

[youtube]5g73ZKUbwik[/youtube]

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Blacks are people too.

Unless of course it is Ayaan Hirsi Ali, or a black lesbian who dares to say that only women can get pregnant, then they are just worthless transphobes and bigots who deserve to be silenced.

1) SJWs fight for the rights of blacks to be free from harm. To not be silenced. They say that they fight for the rights of *all* blacks, even those with opposing views. Cuz they are fair like that.

2) they turn around and try to silence blacks and other non white who don't play the SJW game.

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I'm a vegan because some black cows are slaughtered.

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The ancient Greek Cynic philosopher Diogenes was extreme in a lot of ways. He deliberately lived on the street, and, in accordance with his teachings that people should not be embarrassed to do private things in public, was said to defecate and masturbate openly in front of others.
http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archi ... ad/415425/

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tina wrote:Now look. Tampons are transphobic and should be called Transpons. Also we demand a brand called Dynapons, with EXPLOSIVE written on the side which should have REAL fuse chord for ease of extraction.

Also, chess is sexist and racist: Why should white always go first? Why can't Black go first, eh eh? Don't #blackpawnsmatter? And why should the Queen always have to run around protecting the stupid King? And what's this brown swastika shit doing on E4? And Transatlantic has to be sexist somehow. Triggered. :hankey:
When playing Go, black places the first stone. But that's because stones are computational systems, from what I have been told.

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dogen wrote:I recall having to take cipro when I was a teenager, giving me bright orange turds with a unique and horrifying smell. If Elyse gets this, what are the chances she'll tweet picutres?

Trebles of eye bleach all round!
Ack! She'll do it. She will.

Melody may be right and you can get PTSD from the internets.

Day-glo dumps. Jeebus save us.

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I took cipro when I had bad flu. Made flu go away.

Something called zpak or similar was another super antibiotics I was on.

No orange turds either time. Just got better

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another lurker wrote:
The ancient Greek Cynic philosopher Diogenes was extreme in a lot of ways. He deliberately lived on the street, and, in accordance with his teachings that people should not be embarrassed to do private things in public, was said to defecate and masturbate openly in front of others.
http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archi ... ad/415425/
If you are interested in this topic I strongly recommend Pascal Boyer's "Religion Explained." It is one of my favorite books that deals with the "purpose" of things like the ritualized care of bodies.... in order to ensure good health of the living. The dead need to be cared for in some way to remove risks of disease and to close off the memory of the living person in our minds.

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Campus protests spread.

Now happening at Smith College in MA.

"Students at over 20 campuses have planned solidarity protests this week."
"With University of Missouri's president stepping down, we demand Rochon to do the same as it is vital to fight against both covert and overt racism in all places of education and empowerment," the protesters said in a statement.
Go, my little Bolsheviks, go!

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I got this via pm from damion in reply to my "I want a shirt that says I only cuck feminists"

http://i.imgur.com/rXAMmi7.jpg

Well done , damos. Like I said, you should have posted it here.

Funny is funny, regardless of interpersonal conflict, or whatever else scared him off of posting it himself.

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Y'know, I thought that Idiocracy could really do with and SJW-themed remake, but then I realized that we've seen what it would look like in an SJW-dominated world.

Check out the old RPG Paranoia. It's all there.

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Lsuoma wrote:Y'know, I thought that Idiocracy could really do with and SJW-themed remake, but then I realized that we've seen what it would look like in an SJW-dominated world.

Check out the old RPG Paranoia. It's all there.
Watch these assholes finally catch the attention of the American public and sicken them into voting GOP.

If that happens, I'll smother Peez in the photoshopped porn he's always lying about getting.

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Lsuoma wrote:Campus protests spread.

Now happening at Smith College in MA.

"Students at over 20 campuses have planned solidarity protests this week."
"With University of Missouri's president stepping down, we demand Rochon to do the same as it is vital to fight against both covert and overt racism in all places of education and empowerment," the protesters said in a statement.
Go, my little Bolsheviks, go!
Ya Hooooo! Let's get some more rich white male shit-lords fired! Glad I'm an engineer and get paid to make stuff work... I would never survive one of these political jobs.

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Ape+lust wrote:
Darling Phil, a cunt? The best non-objectifying, non-horndoggy ally a woman ever had?

http://imgur.com/xuoF0RU.png
I guess among the slim-pickin's of Geekland, being an astronomer makes one a babe magnet. Kinda like how being a cowboy does in the real world.

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another lurker wrote:Shrieking Yale student is privileged girl from affluent family:
http://dailycaller.com/2015/11/09/meet- ... professor/
Great article, except for the dox of the stupid woman.

Yes, she is everything you'd expect a privileged, entitled, shrieking brat to be. Fucking fail the grades of these brats and let them fucking sob.

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http://uploads5.wikiart.org/images/odd- ... k-2001.jpg

This Odd Nerdrum guy says he was inspired by Rembrandt, but that made him an outcast during his Nordic art education, because he wasn't going-along with the proper modern art agenda. He looks like a crazyman and went to prison for tax evasion. He's known for a manifesto, "On Kitsch", in which he eschews the title "artist", as it has come to mean conceptual art stuff which he doesn't dig. Instead calling himself a "kitsch painter", which his adherents have adopted as-well.

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http://i.imgur.com/HZvJMc0.jpg

Chris Clarke yet again plagiarising what the Pit was saying years ago! We woz right all along, fuckers.

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Lsuoma wrote:Y'know, I thought that Idiocracy could really do with and SJW-themed remake, but then I realized that we've seen what it would look like in an SJW-dominated world.

Check out the old RPG Paranoia. It's all there.
Believe it or not, my brother got this game and I can't for the life of me ever remember playing it. But I remember the rulebook, reading that, thinking it was hilarious and would be neat to play.


Well, see for yourselves. Here's what looks to be an 'update' to the game.
Traitors. Troubleshooting. Paranoid Computers and paranoid people.
And infused throughout with a slymepit sense of humor :)


https://7chan.org/lit/src/ModifiedRuleBookParanoia.pdf

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This will give you a slight taste if TLDR:
If Popular Fantasy RPG™
worked like PARANOIA
Gamemaster: You’re in a long dungeon hallway with
a dirt floor, stone walls and an arching stone ceiling.
There are burning torches in wall sconces every ten
feet. You see one door.
Warrior player: What color is the stone?
GM: Sort of orange.
Rogue player: Aah! I’m only Clearance RED! Get
me out of here!
Priest player: I’m casting Mass raise security
clearance to make us all ORANGE. [Passes note
to the GM: ‘I’m also casting Subvert to Communism
on the warrior.’]
Wizard player: I’m using the Gem of Memory to
document the priest’s spellcasting. I, uh, may want
to study his technique later.
Priest: Of course, of course. [Looks significantly
at the rogue, whom he subverted earlier. The rogue
nods and passes a note to the GM. The GM rolls a
20-sided die (1d20).]
GM: All right. You’re all ORANGE for the moment
and can pass safely down the hallway. Your orders,
you recall, were to investigate the door. [Passes note
to warrior: ‘You feel a strange, treasonous impulse
to overthrow the existing social order and restore
power to the people.’]
Warrior [Gulps]: Come, Comra— fellow heroes,
let us break down the door!
Wizard: Wait! Did you almost call us ‘Comrades’?
That’s a Commie word!
Priest: Of course he didn’t. I heard nothing of
the sort.
Rogue: Nor I. Are you leveling false accusations
against our leader? That’s treason.
Wizard: Don’t anybody move! I’m not only leveling
accusations, I’m leveling my Wand of Fireballs
against all three of these traitors. By the way, I’m
recording all this with the Gem of Memory.
GM: When you reach for it, you notice the Gem
is missing.
Rogue: Uh-oh! You’ve lost a valuable magical
item. That’ll mean a heavy fine at the guildhall.
Wizard: I’m firing a fireball at all of them!
GM [Rolls a 20-sided die]: I’m sorry, it appears your
experimental Wand of Fireballs has backfired. In a
trice you are immolated in a ball of flame. Fortunately
the fire is orange, so at least your charred body hasn’t
breached its proper security clearance. Scratch one
wizard. Your next simulacrum has been dispatched
from the guildhall and should arrive shortly.
Wizard: You bastards are gonna pay.
GM: No comments from the currently dead, please.
Suddenly the door opens. A huge hobgoblin in leather
armor stands there with his broadsword drawn. On
his chest you see the mark of a silver hand.
Rogue: I attack him with—
Warrior: Wait! I wave my fingers at him from
under my chin.
Priest and rogue: What?
GM: The hobgoblin nods at your recognition signal
and lowers his sword. He waves you all inside. Who’s
going in first?
Warrior, priest and rogue [Pointing at each
other]: Him!
...And so on. To repeat, none of the traditional
fantasy elements in this example resemble anything
in Alpha Complex, the underground city of
PARANOIA. At this point you know nothing much
about Alpha Complex.
Keep it that way. You may live longer

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Clarence wrote:
Lsuoma wrote:Y'know, I thought that Idiocracy could really do with and SJW-themed remake, but then I realized that we've seen what it would look like in an SJW-dominated world.

Check out the old RPG Paranoia. It's all there.
Believe it or not, my brother got this game and I can't for the life of me ever remember playing it. But I remember the rulebook, reading that, thinking it was hilarious and would be neat to play.


Well, see for yourselves. Here's what looks to be an 'update' to the game.
Traitors. Troubleshooting. Paranoid Computers and paranoid people.
And infused throughout with a slymepit sense of humor :)


https://7chan.org/lit/src/ModifiedRuleBookParanoia.pdf
I was game-master for a bunch of Paranoia sessions with my pals in the early 80s. It is a super hard game to run. The best part of it is that it spins out of control so quickly. All the players were shooting at each other for saying the wrong thing... or not saying the right thing... or staying quiet. Haha. We didn't play it for long... it was too freaking hard to understand. We switched back to Orc killing and bar fighting types role-play games.

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@John D

I was thinking of Jen Mcreight.

Perhaps even Elyse. Yeah. Elyse is the new Diogenes.

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What the fukkity fuck am I reading? Nobody can be this stupid Mr Oppenheimer.
These students have been mocked in conservative media for misunderstanding the point of college and a liberal arts education. But they were articulating, in a very cogent way, precisely what college students, of all races, expect from us adults at Yale. They defer to us, revere us, want us to be mom and dad. They have paid to live in nurturing, homey dorms run by married couples appointed to create safe, loving spaces for them. So, when we fail them, they are understandably hurt.

For the cost of several tens of thousands of dollars a year, they can sleep until 10 or 11, go to class only three or four hours a day, have lots of sex, and party with alcohol and drugs relatively consequence-free. The weekend starts Thursday night, sometimes even Wednesday. If they stumbled around, drunk underage, in my neighborhood, two miles from campus, they’d be arrested; but on campus, they are guided back to their dorm rooms, or, if really sick, taken to the infirmary, no questions asked. In short, we give them protection. We are mom and dad.

When they are attacked sexually—which they sometimes are, a fact that keeps me, as a dad, feminist, and teacher, up at night—we offer in-house disciplinary proceedings, which they may choose to use instead of, or in addition to, going to the police. If they are depressed, we offer mental health services. All their health needs, from eyeglasses to abortion to gender reassignment, can be taken care of within Yale’s health plan, a special HMO for students and employees. (I think this is a good thing, by the way.) Many of them never register to vote in New Haven, the poor, scrappy, wonderful city where they live for four years; most of them, of all races and socioeconomic levels, never get to know our neighborhoods or our politics. They are residents of Yale, and Yale alone.

But what I really want for my students is for them to grow into empowered, confident, majestic adults....
Nope....had to give up right there....

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Brive1987 wrote:The best and brightest inter-sectional feminists happily accept trans-gendered women as 'women'. I don't believe sex reassignment is a necessary component.

If you had to determine the gender of a non reassigned trans-woman (Turing style - via a terminal) - what 5 SJ approved personal questions could you ask?
In formal Logic, this is known as The Cretin Dilemma.

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Cnutella wrote:Melody, perhaps starved of attention post-CFI, chums the waters of Twitter once again...
She probably hasn't bathed in days.

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Ape+lust wrote:
Sunder wrote:Lel. The latest comment at Peez's is dredging up Occupy and blaming the big mean media for making it look like a joke.

No, what actually happened was that the movement completely lost its original aims of banking reform and turned into yet another identity politics clusterfuck. It DID become a joke. And people who actually wanted some sort of meaningful financial regulation or debt forgiveness are still pretty pissed about it all.

At this point, the working class in America have NO political friends or allies. The right shits on them and calls them lazy. The left shits on them and calls them racist and sexist.
Yeah Peez, like the media shouldn't have documented the idjits ignoring John Fucking Lewis when he came by to talk to them. He was their entre to real power and they were more interested in fine tuning their progressive stack or some other nonsense. It was appalling and on video for the whole world to see.

Puppets, facepaint, and drum circles; grievances from trans rights to saving whales jockeying to steal attention from the main protest. This happens every damn time liberal Americans turn out for a protest. I desperately wish it was due to COINTELPRO, so I don't have to believe the Left is so mind-roastingly stupid.
George Orwell, The Road to Wigan Pier, 1937:
In addition to this there is the horrible — the really disquieting — prevalence of cranks wherever Socialists are gathered together. One sometimes gets the impression that the mere words "Socialism" and "Communism" draw towards them with magnetic force every fruit-juice drinker, nudist, sandal-wearer, sex-maniac, Quaker, "Nature Cure" quack, pacifist, and feminist in England.
This is nothing new. The left has always been blighted by the wooly-headed lunatic fringe. I've never been able to figure out precisely why trades-unionism, worker's rights etc. has proved such a massive draw to the chucklehead brigade, but those nitwits are on that shit like white on rice.

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Brive1987 wrote:Almost time for Christina Rad's annual December blog posting.

If FtB cut that deadwood they could also spare the time to remove Reasonable Doubts which has ended its podcast life as well as that terfist embarrassment of B&W. Actually ....

Sex Politics and Religion dropped its tent in March after the CPAC monstering. Meanwhile Zingularity coughed and died in May.

Margin of Error is a pointer for Patheos.

Since July Indelible Stamp pops something every other month.

Godlessness in Theory has gone monthly. Zinnia had 1x post in Aug, 1x in September and since then has been on holiday.

So the 31 blogs could easily be cut by 9 to 22. That would be a good start.

At least Ed had the good sense to have his blog struck from the roll call of shame.
Sounds like the menu in an East German restaurant.

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Ape+lust wrote:Greta put up a post called Living in Interesting Times, and Letting Go of Sixties Envy where she recounts her frustration at being too young for the Sixties. Yesterday she found a call to arms from mega-grifter Shaun King that ends:
Shaun King wrote:If you EVER wondered who you would be or what you would do if you lived during the Civil Rights Movement, stop. You are living in that time, RIGHT NOW.
and DING, she realizes today is MLK, Chicago 7, and Watts riots all over again. History is happening and she's in the thick of it!
Greta wrote:Shaun King is right. I have sometimes wondered who I would be or what I would do if I lived during the Civil Rights Movement; the Women’s Liberation movement; the early gay rights movement; the early ecology movement; the peace movement. And we are living in that time, RIGHT NOW.

I hope I’m doing okay. It’s really fucking hard.
Wait. What is really hard? ONE day into the New Civil Rights Movement and it's already "really fucking hard"?

That's funny, because she's never done much more than wait for an event like Ferguson, then stomp around her blog throwing signifiers of ANGER and DEEP FEELZ and CAN'T EVEN, kicking out anyone who doesn't toe her line. I wonder what she actually does to help her Black friends.

Or does she even have Black friends?

That's something I'd like to know about the Minnesota/Seattle/Frisco baboons, because I never hear them talk about it. By friends, I don't mean conference circuit acquaintances, but people they've known since they were kids, who know things about them their families don't.

I'll bet they don't have any, which is why they're the kind of liberals who embarrass everybody by fetishizing Blacks.
If society in 2015 is EXACTLY AS BAD about civil rights as the one in the Sixties, how comes that:

-blacks are exercising their right to vote in the US without restrictions;

-there are no laws about "colored fountains", "bus seats for colored people" or any other segregation;

-the South African regime of apartheid ended and Nelson Mandela become president of his country;

-Barack Obama, a man with a black father, was elected as a President for two terms;

-Ben Carson, a black man, is a Republican (!!) candidate for the presidential primary;

-the main candidate for the 2016 Democratic presidential primary elections is Hilary Clinton, a woman;

-gay people can marry in the US;

-while before the Sixties only a handful of ethnic minorities had positions of power after the Recunstriction, since the Sixties there havve been black mayors, hispanic mayors, and female mayors of big cities in the US, non-white US representatives, female US representatives, non-white US senators, female US senators (including Carol Moseley Braun, a black woman,), two non-white Supreme Court judges (Thurgood Marshall and Clarence Thomas), three female Supreme Court judges (Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Sonia Sotomayor, and Elena Kagan), black state governors, female state governor, black Cabinet secretaries (including two Secretaries of State: Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice)female cabinet secretaries (including three Secretaries of State: Madelene Albright, Condoleezza Rice and Hillary Clinton);

-gay people can now openly join the military;

-some openly LGBT people have hold offices in the US;

-sodomy laws have been repealed throughout the US;

Etc. etc.

Now, you may say that these changes have been happening only in the last few years. You may also say that there is much more that can be done. You may say that the changes have been slow.

From a legal point of view, after finally gay marriage has been approved, there are only very few obstacles to equality of rights.

You can argue that social pressure and attitudes still make life unequal for women, black people or (especially) for LGBT people in practice in yet far too many places in the US and elsewhere.

You can also point out that while Western nations have taken some steps towards equality some others places on Earth (like most countries with a Muslim majority) are still incredibly unequal.

But if you say that we're living in the exact same society of the Sixties you're either a liar or completely delusional.

Saying that society is just as bad as the one in the Sixties means that all the people who had the opportunity to exercise their rights as black, women, LGBT people and were elected or appointed to positions of power don't really count, because they're just "tokens" or (if they're Republicans) "Uncle Toms"/"sister punishers"/"Aunt Marys".

Saying that society is just as bad as the one in the Sixties means that all the efforts of real civil rights activists have been completely useless, and that all the results that happened before of their actions are meaningless.

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I once saw an SJW argue that "fuck off and die" and other SJW "revolutionary" language was *just like* MLK in the 1960s. That when MLK made his "I Have a Dream Speech" that he was actually making a similar revolutionary "fuck off and die" argument. Oh, and that change can *only* ever be achieved by employing such violent rhetoric, as polite speech and passionate, non violent rhetoric never got anyone anything ever.

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another lurker wrote:If species and sexual dimorphism are purely social constructs, then is it not wrong, nee, deeply immoral to impose such classifications onto animals?

And would it not also be morally righteous and correct to say that all brainless anencephalics are sexless, since bio sex is purely a social construct? Sex must absolutely not be assigned to any anencephalic that is born. It cannot choose a gender and will never be able to but that is irrelevant if bio sex itself is purely imaginary and has no basis in objective reality.

But if bio sex is purely imaginary and as Danah told steers, subjective feelies always ttrump objective fact, then why can we not continue to perpetuate the fantasy that is sexual dimorphism,?

I now has headache.
If gender is a social construct, we can start telling feminist to stop mansplaining, and we won't be wrong.

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tina wrote:What the fukkity fuck am I reading? Nobody can be this stupid Mr Oppenheimer.
These students have been mocked in conservative media for misunderstanding the point of college and a liberal arts education. But they were articulating, in a very cogent way, precisely what college students, of all races, expect from us adults at Yale. They defer to us, revere us, want us to be mom and dad. They have paid to live in nurturing, homey dorms run by married couples appointed to create safe, loving spaces for them. So, when we fail them, they are understandably hurt.

For the cost of several tens of thousands of dollars a year, they can sleep until 10 or 11, go to class only three or four hours a day, have lots of sex, and party with alcohol and drugs relatively consequence-free. The weekend starts Thursday night, sometimes even Wednesday. If they stumbled around, drunk underage, in my neighborhood, two miles from campus, they’d be arrested; but on campus, they are guided back to their dorm rooms, or, if really sick, taken to the infirmary, no questions asked. In short, we give them protection. We are mom and dad.

When they are attacked sexually—which they sometimes are, a fact that keeps me, as a dad, feminist, and teacher, up at night—we offer in-house disciplinary proceedings, which they may choose to use instead of, or in addition to, going to the police. If they are depressed, we offer mental health services. All their health needs, from eyeglasses to abortion to gender reassignment, can be taken care of within Yale’s health plan, a special HMO for students and employees. (I think this is a good thing, by the way.) Many of them never register to vote in New Haven, the poor, scrappy, wonderful city where they live for four years; most of them, of all races and socioeconomic levels, never get to know our neighborhoods or our politics. They are residents of Yale, and Yale alone.

But what I really want for my students is for them to grow into empowered, confident, majestic adults....
Nope....had to give up right there....
Is there a remote chance that we're read it in totally different ways? Because for me it was hilariously brilliant.

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feathers wrote:
Guestus Aurelius wrote:His words were reported mostly accurately, but they were entirely divorced from their context so that readers would think he was seriously suggesting that labs should be segregated by gender. The missing context (everything he said before and after about the importance of women in science and not letting "chauvinist monsters" like him get in their way) came out later, after the public shaming, and that made two things quite clear: A) he was joking, and B) the reporters had done their job very badly.
I'd like to argue that he wasn't making an offhand, somewhat misplaced joke; he was presenting a persiflage of the sexist attitude he later deplores.
Yes, that's exactly right, and thanks for teaching me a new word (persiflage).

He was joking, in the sense that he was being facetious, but he wasn't telling a joke. Rather, he was momentarily playing the role of a "chauvinist monster" so that he could end the toast by stepping out of that role and pointing to it as a real-life obstacle that women in science shouldn't let themselves be discouraged by.

Here, again, is how Connie St. Louis initially reported the toast:
In other words:
Connie St. Louis's version of Tim Hunt wrote:[I have a reputation as a male chauvinist.] ... Let me tell you about my trouble with girls. Three things happen when they are in the lab: you fall in love with them, they fall in love with you, and when you criticize them they cry. ... I'm in favor of single-sex labs. ... [But I don't] want to stand in the way of women.
And here is what we know now to be the full toast (there's dispute over whether he said "my trouble" or "the trouble," and also whether he actually said "Now seriously," but even his detractors agree that this is basically what he said):
More or less what the real Tim Hunt wrote:It's strange that such a chauvinist monster like me has been asked to speak to women scientists. Let me tell you about my trouble with girls. Three things happen when they are in the lab: you fall in love with them, they fall in love with you, and when you criticize them they cry. Perhaps we should make separate labs for boys and girls? Now, seriously, I'm impressed by the economic development of Korea. And women scientists played, without doubt an important role in it. Science needs women, and you should do science, despite all the obstacles, and despite monsters like me.
Even if he didn't say "Now seriously," how can anyone with a grasp of the English language and basic human interaction read this and fail to understand what he's doing? Note that he uses "women" at the beginning and end, and the infantilizing "boys" and "girls" in the facetious middle section. Note that the "such a chauvinist monster like me" at the beginning is echoed at the end with, "[women] should do science, despite all the obstacles, and despite monsters like me."

His intended message is clear: chauvinist monsters like the one I've just enacted are obstacles for women in science, and you should continue to overcome them.

And as the witness testimony in the first half of the Medium piece makes clear, the audience by and large understood that message, while also feeling that the toast was inappropriate for the occasion and perhaps even sexist.

But just compare St. Louis's original account (which the media ran with, prompting the public shaming campaign) with what he really said. How can anyone maintain with a straight face that she accurately reported the toast? How can anyone maintain with a straight face that Hunt got a fair shake here?

Hunt's detractors are presenting a false dichotomy: either there's nothing that could conceivably be wrong with the toast, or St. Louis and Blum and Oransky and their supporters did everything right and Hunt deserved everything that happened to him and only sexists could disagree.

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Søren Lilholt wrote:
Cnutella wrote:Melody, perhaps starved of attention post-CFI, chums the waters of Twitter once again...
What an unselfaware imbecile. This woman's entire internet fame is based solely around the fact she has been gaslighting herself ...
Most people have no clue who she is. To most of the internet, she is simply the "Triggered" meme girl.
I wonder if people get excited if they recognize her in real life and what to take her picture.

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dogen wrote: I recall having to take cipro when I was a teenager, giving me bright orange turds with a unique and horrifying smell.
Treated one of my horses for West Nile with DMSO orally for a week. His entire body smelled like Melody Hensley's bedclothes a mix between rancid garlic and bum's piss.

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another lurker wrote:
The ancient Greek Cynic philosopher Diogenes was extreme in a lot of ways. He deliberately lived on the street, and, in accordance with his teachings that people should not be embarrassed to do private things in public, was said to defecate and masturbate openly in front of others.
http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archi ... ad/415425/
... until Jen Mcreight reported him.

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Apparently Shaun King claims that someone is "threatening" him with the results of a DNA test:

From the article:
This unknown person is claiming to want answers about Justice Together, and is holding the results of a DNA test over King’s head as blackmail. I’m not a lawyer, so I don’t know if this person is correct in saying that such a thing is legal, but it certainly doesn’t sound ethical. I do not condone this action.

I just have one question about King’s response, though: Why is this a “threat”? If he’s telling the truth about his biological father, then a DNA test will only back him up. It’ll clear his name.

A few months ago, a group called the Black Conservatives Fund PAC offered to donate $25,000 to BLM if King agreed to a DNA test. King never replied to them, and he was certainly under no obligation to do so. But did he see it as a “threat”? If so, why? How could solid scientific proof of his true heritage ever harm him?

If King really believes what he’s been telling people about his biological father, then he has nothing to fear from some lowlife blackmailers. He should call their bluff. Tell them to do their worst.
Indeed, it's kind of weird. How can you be threatened with a birth certificate if you know that the birth certificate will show that you were telling the truth? How can you think that some evidence about the truth a threat if you're confident that what you said is the truth?

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Ape+lust wrote:
Greta wrote:Shaun King is right. I have sometimes wondered who I would be or what I would do if I lived during the Civil Rights Movement; the Women’s Liberation movement; the early gay rights movement; the early ecology movement; the peace movement. And we are living in that time, RIGHT NOW.

I hope I’m doing okay. It’s really fucking hard.
Wait. What is really hard? ONE day into the New Civil Rights Movement and it's already "really fucking hard"?
:lol: Our Greet, same as ever. She's probably finding it really 'fucking hard' because she has so much else going on in her busy, busy life. Certainly, were she allowed to devote her full attention to it, she'd find it really easy and be able to solve everything. But, well, gosh! - so much else to do. Truly, 'tis the story of her life.

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dogen wrote:We've seen this before, but now the trial is over; a guilty verdict and a custodial sentence:
Woman who pretended to be man to trick friend into sex jailed for eight years
I'm wondering how this will sit with those that claim transpersons needn't disclose their identity before engaging in sex.
1. The precedent would only apply in England.
2. Post Op would probably get a pass.
3. Pre-Op but state registered as the opposite sex may get a pass.

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Shatterface wrote:It'll be interesting to see how the Lovecraft thing plays out since he's also adored by SJ leaning writers like China Meiville and liberal left figures like Alan Moore.
Yeah, but they have brains enough to know that you can laud the work without necessarily having to laud the person behind it. This concept seems utterly lost on the SJW mob. So yeah, It'll definitely be interesting to see how this plays out as regards Joshi - one of those Peoples of Colour who the SJW demand be heeded utterly when it comes to matters of race and racism. I predict much hypocrisy will flow, like effluvia, from many an SJW orifice.

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