Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...

#63301

Tony Parsehole wrote:
comhcinc wrote: I fapped to the last 30 seconds.
She was really going for it.

I was referring to him.

Shatterface as Guest · #63302

John D wrote:
comhcinc wrote:

How exactly is the AAS taking the high road?

Oh and btw, If I had my dick in my hand you would to look at it. It is a glorious thing to behold.
Yeah... I get it. You think it was totes okay for Taylor to wear that stupid shirt. If you worked for me I doubt you would last long.

That's why your space programme is a firework in a milk bottle.

- Shatterface

#63303

Tony Parsehole wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:Seeing as vegans have no sense of humor, I don't see how one could make a living as a comedian. :bjarte:
Are you mad? Vegans have a wonderful sense of humour! Look at this apex of the comedy genre:
[youtube]46tVHPSaLjM[/youtube]
BTW, that's not a 9 year old boy with leukemia. It's a 'healthy' vegan woman.

Well, that convinced me, I'm going vegan.

#63304

Tony Parsehole wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:Seeing as vegans have no sense of humor, I don't see how one could make a living as a comedian. :bjarte:
Are you mad? Vegans have a wonderful sense of humour! Look at this apex of the comedy genre:
[youtube]46tVHPSaLjM[/youtube]
BTW, that's not a 9 year old boy with leukemia. It's a 'healthy' vegan woman.

Isn't he the guy that did the Vegan cunnilingus video, that turned out to just be a spoof?

#63305

comhcinc wrote:
Tony Parsehole wrote:
comhcinc wrote: I fapped to the last 30 seconds.
She was really going for it.
I was referring to him.

Well then, here he is again. Just for you:
[youtube]6rEwuTeEO7w[/youtube]

#63306

Tony Parsehole wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:Seeing as vegans have no sense of humor, I don't see how one could make a living as a comedian. :bjarte:
Are you mad? Vegans have a wonderful sense of humour! Look at this apex of the comedy genre:

BTW, that's not a 9 year old boy with leukemia. It's a 'healthy' vegan woman.

I have the weirdest girl boner right now.

TMI?

#63307

bhoytony wrote:
Tony Parsehole wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:Seeing as vegans have no sense of humor, I don't see how one could make a living as a comedian. :bjarte:
Are you mad? Vegans have a wonderful sense of humour! Look at this apex of the comedy genre:
[youtube]46tVHPSaLjM[/youtube]
BTW, that's not a 9 year old boy with leukemia. It's a 'healthy' vegan woman.
Well, that convinced me, I'm going vegan.

Can't fault you, mate. Auschwitz-chic is so in this season.

#63308

Diva Ex Machina wrote:
Tony Parsehole wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:Seeing as vegans have no sense of humor, I don't see how one could make a living as a comedian. :bjarte:
Are you mad? Vegans have a wonderful sense of humour! Look at this apex of the comedy genre:

BTW, that's not a 9 year old boy with leukemia. It's a 'healthy' vegan woman.
I have the weirdest girl boner right now.

TMI?

No thanks for the help

http://gifcrap.com/g2data/albums/TV/Jac ... apping.gif

#63309

I cannot believe the vegan woman in the video hasn't won an Oscar yet.

#63310

BlueShiftRhino wrote:OK. I give. If you make up new rules for rounding, you're correct.

Well, you did say "but those numbers cannot reach 100%, no matter how you like to round.".

I rounded in an idiotic way that would be of no use in real life, but surely that is still a form of rounding?

Garlix · #63311

comhcinc wrote:http://i.imgur.com/LZblD1c.png

Am I a Bad Person if I kinda like that @TheTweetOfGod dude?

#63312

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:That is: 3.9; 21.9; 41.9,10.2; 22.1

Which could be rounded to 3,21,41,10,22 to give 97.

#63313

Diva Ex Machina wrote:
Tony Parsehole wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:Seeing as vegans have no sense of humor, I don't see how one could make a living as a comedian. :bjarte:
Are you mad? Vegans have a wonderful sense of humour! Look at this apex of the comedy genre:

BTW, that's not a 9 year old boy with leukemia. It's a 'healthy' vegan woman.
I have the weirdest girl boner right now.
TMI?

Nah. We all do.

#63314

Garlix wrote:
comhcinc wrote:http://i.imgur.com/LZblD1c.png

Am I a Bad Person if I kinda like that @TheTweetOfGod dude?

You should.

#63315

[youtube]Nx6KAd_Su3I[/youtube]

#63316

BarnOwl wrote:Oh dear, Skepticon wouldn't accommodate Kilstein's vegan diet and cancelled his appearance:

That's OK Jamie - you'll reduce your carbon footprint more significantly by not flying, than you do with your vegan diet. Much better for Gaia.

Can you imagine the rage fits and blog posts over at ftb if it'd been TAM that had cancelled him for that reason*. I headed over to the Skipticon twitter feed to chuckle at the outage but there was nothing :bjarte:

*reason my arse - he obviously asked for loads of money or a free merch table.

#63317

Shatterface as Guest wrote:
John D wrote:
comhcinc wrote: How exactly is the AAS taking the high road?

Oh and btw, If I had my dick in my hand you would to look at it. It is a glorious thing to behold.
Yeah... I get it. You think it was totes okay for Taylor to wear that stupid shirt. If you worked for me I doubt you would last long.
That's why your space programme is a firework in a milk bottle.

- Shatterface

http://i.imgur.com/cpx2BQE.jpg

#63318

comhcinc wrote:
John D wrote:
comhcinc wrote:

How exactly is the AAS taking the high road?

Oh and btw, If I had my dick in my hand you would to look at it. It is a glorious thing to behold.
Yeah... I get it. You think it was totes okay for Taylor to wear that stupid shirt. If you worked for me I doubt you would last long.
Actually no I think it was a bad move on his part to wear that shirt. I just don't think it was anywhere near an outrage level offensive that the guy should have been bullied over. I don't think it's fair that some many people and groups are dog piling on the guy even after he broke down in tears. So we are not as far apart as you may think.

Now are you offering me a job? Cause I could use one.

Yeah... I also don't think the dog pile was at all fair. I do think that most people (even people calling themselves Feminists) are willing to let this issue pass. There are a few hyperbolic rage bloggers that are off the rails. If we ignore them they will dig their own grave. This is what I mean by taking the high ground.

and.... what do you do? Do you have awesome work skillz? Do you live in Detroit?

#63319

John D really hates Matt Taylor because Taylor has really accomplished something besides dressing in a spiffy business suit, sucking corporate cock and putting defective 50cent ignition switches in cars and killing consumers.
Planning on parking an AMC Gremlin on a comet anytime JD or just going to plow ahead with your properly dressed mediocrity?

Shatterface as Guest · #63320

deLurch wrote:
Brive1987 wrote:Is there more info on RW getting mobbed by a Chinese school girl rent a crowd. Wtf. It's base level Blade Runner.
Just this:
And this:

Yes, they came to see her 'voluntarily'. The tazer had nothing to do with it.

It's just a coincidence the first kids to make for the door ended up twitching in puddles of piss.

- Shatterface

#63321

Tony Parsehole wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:Seeing as vegans have no sense of humor, I don't see how one could make a living as a comedian. :bjarte:
Are you mad? Vegans have a wonderful sense of humour! Look at this apex of the comedy genre:
[youtube]46tVHPSaLjM[/youtube]
BTW, that's not a 9 year old boy with leukemia. It's a 'healthy' vegan woman.

Why would you have a man play a cow? Other than Patriarchy, obviously.

#63322

CuntajusRationality wrote:
That's why your space programme is a firework in a milk bottle.

- Shatterface

Asking people to dress professionally when they are on TV is not gonna ruin science. This is a really lame argument.

#63323

John D wrote: and.... what do you do? Do you have awesome work skillz? Do you live in Detroit?

Mostly I talk shit on the internet and write highlander/star trek fan fic. My work skillz are varied and sorta awesome. I was the top tech support guy at the number one christian ISP for couple of years, I almost have a B.A. and I have a class A CDL. I live in Rocket City, USA.

#63324

Diva Ex Machina wrote:
I have the weirdest girl boner right now.

TMI?

Not enough, actually.

#63325

comhcinc wrote:
John D wrote: and.... what do you do? Do you have awesome work skillz? Do you live in Detroit?
Mostly I talk shit on the internet and write highlander/star trek fan fic. My work skillz are varied and sorta awesome. I was the top tech support guy at the number one christian ISP for couple of years, I almost have a B.A. and I have a class A CDL. I live in Rocket City, USA.

He has great moobz too. John, you should hire com to walk around your office without his shirt on. 4 teh laydeez.

#63326

another lurker wrote:
He has great moobz too. John, you should hire com to walk around your office without his shirt on. 4 teh laydeez.

https://gbatemp.net/attachments/now-thi ... -jpg.3673/

#63327

comhcinc wrote:
John D wrote: and.... what do you do? Do you have awesome work skillz? Do you live in Detroit?
Mostly I talk shit on the internet and write highlander/star trek fan fic. My work skillz are varied and sorta awesome. I was the top tech support guy at the number one christian ISP for couple of years, I almost have a B.A. and I have a class A CDL. I live in Rocket City, USA.

Where is Rocket City?

#63328

James Caruthers wrote:

Geordie Taint stream, mostly for Parsehole.

From watching the first couple of minutes, it looks like Geordie taters bet the other bloke 10 grand that people would find more sociopathic tweets on his timeline than on his own. He's pathetically backtracking now... :lol:

#63329

deLurch wrote:
And this:

The thing that really gets me is that she doesn't know how to spell 'taser'. And if I were being really pedantic, I'd point out that it's an acronym, so it should be all capitalized.

#63330

John D wrote:
comhcinc wrote:
John D wrote: and.... what do you do? Do you have awesome work skillz? Do you live in Detroit?
Mostly I talk shit on the internet and write highlander/star trek fan fic. My work skillz are varied and sorta awesome. I was the top tech support guy at the number one christian ISP for couple of years, I almost have a B.A. and I have a class A CDL. I live in Rocket City, USA.
Where is Rocket City?

Rocket City, USA

#63331

John D wrote:
CuntajusRationality wrote:
That's why your space programme is a firework in a milk bottle.

- Shatterface
Asking people to dress professionally when they are on TV is not gonna ruin science. This is a really lame argument.

Claiming women's place in science is in jeopardy because of a shirt is lamer. (Not saying that's your argument, just in general.)

Point is, he wore the shirt. Maybe it wasn't the best one considering the circumstances (personally I don't give a shit) but what's done is done. The backlash to the shirt is ridiculous, the dress code where he works is obviously different from yours- stop making such a big deal about it.

#63332

John D wrote:
comhcinc wrote:
John D wrote: and.... what do you do? Do you have awesome work skillz? Do you live in Detroit?
Mostly I talk shit on the internet and write highlander/star trek fan fic. My work skillz are varied and sorta awesome. I was the top tech support guy at the number one christian ISP for couple of years, I almost have a B.A. and I have a class A CDL. I live in Rocket City, USA.
Where is Rocket City?

or will this dox you? It sounds like you are not in my locale.

#63333

jugheadnaut wrote:
Scented Nectar wrote:[
RIP Flannel Plaids. It's gone mainstream, and the classic red lumberjacket will never again be known affectionately as a 'Scarborough Dinner Jacket'. :(
But the Canadian Tuxedo lives on!

http://www.laineygossip.com/Content/ima ... 0%2004.jpg

We know how to do 'elegant'. You should see our casual wear!

#63334

bovarchist wrote:
deLurch wrote:
And this:

The thing that really gets me is that she doesn't know how to spell 'taser'. And if I were being really pedantic, I'd point out that it's an acronym, so it should be all capitalized.

Breaking Skepchick News: Rebecca Watson threatens every single random guest at her speaking gig with a taser.

#63335

comhcinc wrote:
Scented Nectar wrote:]
Pinch them back. Hard as you can. Pinchers don't seem to realize that it hurts rather than feel flirty or complimentary.

I don't think butt pinching happens nowadays as much as it used to decades ago. I may be wrong though. I hope I'm right though.
That's why I am a groper. Don't want to hurt the ladies.

You're a better sexual assaulter than butt pinchers.

I just rated sexual assaults. :P

#63336

Pitchguest wrote:
John D wrote:
CuntajusRationality wrote:
That's why your space programme is a firework in a milk bottle.

- Shatterface
Asking people to dress professionally when they are on TV is not gonna ruin science. This is a really lame argument.
Claiming women's place in science is in jeopardy because of a shirt is lamer. (Not saying that's your argument, just in general.)

Point is, he wore the shirt. Maybe it wasn't the best one considering the circumstances (personally I don't give a shit) but what's done is done. The backlash to the shirt is ridiculous, the dress code where he works is obviously different from yours- stop making such a big deal about it.

I am the one saying we should not make a big deal out of it. You are the one who is trying to make a statement by changing your slymepit picture. Of course there were some crazy fem-bots crying like babies. Do you think that they will be discredited if you are more rude than they are?

#63337

John D wrote: or will this dox you? It sounds like you are not in my locale.

I am not worried about being doxxed. Honestly there is not really anything that someone could do that would hurt me at this point in life. I am lucky and unlucky in that regard.

For example I have my twitter linked here. My twitter feed gives all types of information about me. And no I don't live close to you at all.

#63338

John D wrote:
CuntajusRationality wrote:
That's why your space programme is a firework in a milk bottle.

- Shatterface
Asking people to dress professionally when they are on TV is not gonna ruin science. This is a really lame argument.

Quote-fail. I did not write the above nor did I make any argument suggesting that anything like this. I think your response was aimed at someone else.

#63339

Scented Nectar wrote:
comhcinc wrote:
Scented Nectar wrote:]
Pinch them back. Hard as you can. Pinchers don't seem to realize that it hurts rather than feel flirty or complimentary.

I don't think butt pinching happens nowadays as much as it used to decades ago. I may be wrong though. I hope I'm right though.
That's why I am a groper. Don't want to hurt the ladies.
You're a better sexual assaulter than butt pinchers.

I just rated sexual assaults. :P

The BEST sexual assaulters wear inappropriate shirts!

#63340

Tribble wrote:
Scented Nectar wrote: Pinch them back. Hard as you can. Pinchers don't seem to realize that it hurts rather than feel flirty or complimentary.

I don't think butt pinching happens nowadays as much as it used to decades ago. I may be wrong though. I hope I'm right though.
My youngest daughter got her butt pinched by some guy in Norstrom's last summer. She was pretty mixed about it. She thought the guy was a jerk, BUT she was also happy about it. She felt that it was a compliment because the man thought her butt was worth pinching and, therefore, all those hours and hours and hours of squats and running to get the hard-body and well rounded glutes was worth it.

But she also said if he would up-skirted her she'd have called the cops.

Apparently I failed to teach her that nuance is to be avoided and, therefore, a butt-pinch on a clothed-butt is every bit as serious as a brutal, violent gang-rape that left her in the hospital and gave her life-long medical and psychological problems.

You'd think there was a scale to violence or something.

#63341

Scented Nectar wrote:
comhcinc wrote:
Scented Nectar wrote:]
Pinch them back. Hard as you can. Pinchers don't seem to realize that it hurts rather than feel flirty or complimentary.

I don't think butt pinching happens nowadays as much as it used to decades ago. I may be wrong though. I hope I'm right though.
That's why I am a groper. Don't want to hurt the ladies.
You're a better sexual assaulter than butt pinchers.

I just rated sexual assaults. :P

With moobz like these you get it anyway you can,

#63342

another lurker wrote:The BEST sexual assaulters wear inappropriate shirts!

And chainsaws! :)

#63343

comhcinc wrote:With moobz like these you get it anyway you can,

If your moobs are bigger than my boobs, I will be jealous.

#63344

Scented Nectar wrote:
another lurker wrote:The BEST sexual assaulters wear inappropriate shirts!
And chainsaws! :)

http://news.toyark.com/wp-content/uploa ... 894566.jpg

I don't photo shop but you know what to do.

#63345

Scented Nectar wrote:
comhcinc wrote:With moobz like these you get it anyway you can,
If your moobs are bigger than my boobs, I will be jealous.

Let's exchange pics.

#63346

Scented Nectar wrote:
another lurker wrote:The BEST sexual assaulters wear inappropriate shirts!
And chainsaws! :)

A topless com wielding a chainsaw would be the sexual assault of the century

#63347

No, I changed my avatar to solidify the absurdity of the situation, and to show solidarity to Taylor. There is a cause and effect to this. It didn't start with, let's shoop Taylor's shirt onto other historical figures. It started with people exaggerating the significance of his shirt to such a degree that him wearing it actively prevents women from entering the STEM field, and actually feeling welcome in STEM. The culmination of which was Matt Taylor crying on television because he felt he had commited some grievous error, when all he had really done was wear an, at worst, tacky shirt. Oh, and the first to lead a team landing a probe on a comet moving 135,000 an hour.

It doesn't matter what he wore. Different professions carry different social mores, like dress codes. Turns out scientists can still be hired even if they're covered in tattoos, and turns out scientists can still do their job even if they happen to wear tacky shirts, khakis and sandals. If this was a news footage of a farmer, would anyone have a gave a toss? Probably not, because the important thing for a farmer is that they get their harvest done in time and everyone's happy.

(I think it needs to be pointed out how vastly different the atmosphere was like before the shirtstorm had kicked off, and after. Before he was giddy and jovial, after he was sullen and distant wearing clothes that could only be described as bleak and boring. I suppose those are clothes that would have been preferable in your eyes, but honestly it was just sad to watch. It was like his personality had been ripped out.)

#63348

comhcinc wrote:
Scented Nectar wrote:
comhcinc wrote:With moobz like these you get it anyway you can,
If your moobs are bigger than my boobs, I will be jealous.
Let's exchange pics.

Nah, I'm past my best-by date. :shock:

#63349

You asked for it:
http://allstarporn.peepholist.com/wp-co ... ainsaw.jpg

#63350

BlueShiftRhino wrote:You asked for it:
http://allstarporn.peepholist.com/wp-co ... ainsaw.jpg

Com is a lot less hairy since last time we saw xim.

#63351

Scented Nectar wrote: Nah, I'm past my best-by date. :shock:

I will be the judge of that.

#63352

dogen wrote:
Statement from the American Astronomical Society Regarding #Shirtstorm / #Shirtgate

The past few days have seen extensive international discussion of an incident (known online as #shirtstorm or #shirtgate) in which a participant in a European Space Agency media conference wore a shirt with sexualized images of gun-toting women and made an unfortunate remark comparing the featured spacecraft to a woman. Viewers responded critically to these inappropriate statements, especially jarring in such a highly visible setting (one in which very few women appeared), and the scientist apologized sincerely. But in the meantime, unacceptable abuse has been directed toward the critics, from criticism of "over-active feminism" to personal insults and more dire threats.
....

Don't worry about the AAS. They've been an SJW haven for years now.

To be honest, I'm not sure I agree with their statement. As a fee-paying member, it doesn't reflect my viewpoint. In fact, it seems more like they are scoring cheap points off ESA. Why did they hav to say anything?

"a participant in a European Space Agency media conference"? :lol:

meow! kitty's got claws

Shatterface as Guest · #63353

Right now I wouldn't ask the American Astronomical Society to do my horoscope.

- Shatterface

#63354

BlueShiftRhino wrote:You asked for it:
http://allstarporn.peepholist.com/wp-co ... ainsaw.jpg

O hshit, thanks BSR.

I can already hear James Caruthers running toward The Pit, ready to throw down a photo of a different chainsaw, which is the kind a man would use because he does so dur.

And then don an Opheliar and dump 500 lines of text, in which 85% of the words are 'Bruh', 'gain', swole', 'cardio', 'manlet' and fucking 'Volk!isch'

FT: I love what you've done so far to autocorrect that last word, now how about some of the others? Do it for the swole Bruhs, you cardio-loving little manlet fag.

#63355

John D wrote:
CuntajusRationality wrote: That's why your space programme is a firework in a milk bottle.
- Shatterface
Asking people to dress professionally when they are on TV is not gonna ruin science. This is a really lame argument.

Well at least John and I agree that if his bosses had asked him to switch shirts, he should have. And even Matt I suspect would have followed through.

We disagree about the positive/negative impact of wearing the shirt. Many people were impressed at what they thought was a cool hip scientist instead of just a stiff suit.

John,
Had the guy been wearing a well made hawian shirt minus the the pin up girl stuff, would you have found that acceptable?

#63356

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:
BlueShiftRhino wrote:You asked for it:
http://allstarporn.peepholist.com/wp-co ... ainsaw.jpg
O hshit, thanks BSR.

I can already hear James Caruthers running toward The Pit, ready to throw down a photo of a different chainsaw, which is the kind a man would use because he does so dur.

And then don an Opheliar and dump 500 lines of text, in which 85% of the words are 'Bruh', 'gain', swole', 'cardio', 'manlet' and fucking 'Volk!isch'

FT: I love what you've done so far to autocorrect that last word, now how about some of the others? Do it for the swole Bruhs, you cardio-loving little manlet fag.

It gets worse. Wait until she takes that wood back to her stove.

For the record, I just want to say that I don't think what she's doing is safe.

#63357

comhcinc wrote:http://i.imgur.com/LZblD1c.png

The way I read God's tweet, He was implying that in this instance, the sheer number of allegations against Cosby was a compelling reason to believe that Cosby really has been doing nasty shit. Now whether or not you agree with the logic, IF that is the point God was making, then it was surely a point in favour of punishing Cosby. In which case, it was surely the very opposite of a "sexist and misogynist tweet".

So either I'm a drooling imbecile, or FutureFeminism is. Well I suppose it could be me.

#63358

BlueShiftRhino wrote:You asked for it:
http://allstarporn.peepholist.com/wp-co ... ainsaw.jpg

You bastard! It's pics like the one above that scare women away from careers in logging.

#63359

InfraRedBucket wrote:
bhoytony wrote:
deLurch wrote:
I think they all just mistook the guy for Conan O Brian.

I don't think Becs scored any points when she said to them "Me so oppressed. Me get hate mail long time."

#63360

JayTeeAitch wrote:
James Caruthers wrote:

Geordie Taint stream, mostly for Parsehole.
From watching the first couple of minutes, it looks like Geordie taters bet the other bloke 10 grand that people would find more sociopathic tweets on his timeline than on his own. He's pathetically backtracking now... :lol:

I couldn't watch for long (one's too faggy, the other's too douchey) but I did take away that in Geordie Tate's mind, 'they should die in ovens' is normal discourse and totally not a threat. Unless you say it to a feminist.