She's a Freak!Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:WITCHCRAFT!!!sinister wrote:[youtube]vC9Qh709gas[/youtube]Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:I'm going to stay quiet until the limerick craze dies down.
Maybe you can take the time to explain how this insanity works or possibly get her on an album?
:laughing-rolling:Naturally all these themes are more clearly and accurately depicted by Jackson, with appropriate nuance.
Hey! How about a pet trigger warning next time you wanna post something like that?sinister wrote:[youtube]vC9Qh709gas[/youtube]
Maybe you can take the time to explain how this insanity works or possibly get her on an album?
Shit like this ought to be preserved for posterity.Coprolite wrote:I wandered drunken to the pit
To piss all over freethought blogs
When all at once I saw some shit
A storm of spraying, waggling logs.
Everywhere was smeared in poo
All thanks to noble mykeru.
:clap: :clap: :clap: especially "Badger Snatch"fuzzy wrote:’Twas chilling, how the FtB
Did lie so nimbly in the wade
All flimsy was the evidence,
As sysadmins upgrade
“Beware the Feminist, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Their manlets’ tiny spears, and shun
Their furious Badger snatch!â€
He took his vorpal sword in hand;
Adjusted it 'til it was taut
And lay down by the Tumtum tree
And pulled awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish pulled his pud'
The Feminist, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as he came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He kept her fed, and gave her head
Galumphing with two backs
“And hast thou scrod the Feminist?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!"
"Heck no, I squirted in my fist"
He chortled in his joy.
’Twas chilling, how the FtB
Did lie so nimbly in the wade
All flimsy was the evidence,
As sysadmins upgrade
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overtone_singingsinister wrote:[youtube]vC9Qh709gas[/youtube]Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:I'm going to stay quiet until the limerick craze dies down.
Maybe you can take the time to explain how this insanity works or possibly get her on an album?
Wikipedia wrote:Overtone singing, also known as overtone chanting, or harmonic singing, is a type of singing in which the singer manipulates the resonances (or formants) created as air travels from the lungs, past the vocal folds, and out of the lips to produce a melody.
The partials (fundamental and overtones) of a sound wave made by the human voice can be selectively amplified by changing the shape of the resonant cavities of the mouth, larynx and pharynx. This resonant tuning allows the singer to create apparently more than one pitch at the same time (the fundamental and a selected overtone), while in effect still generating a single fundamental frequency with his/her vocal folds.
Would you take them north and south?I'm cishet, it's plain to see,
There's but one cure for me:
I need some transcocks up my ass,
I need them hard, I need them fast!
:clap:piginthecity wrote:Dear Ms Zvan, may I humbly submit
a request on behalf of the 'pit ;
While you're doing us down
please use our CORRECT pronoun
which is 's' stroke 'h' stroke 'it'.
Do you like it kind of rough?fuzzy wrote:Would you take them north and south?I'm cishet, it's plain to see,
There's but one cure for me:
I need some transcocks up my ass,
I need them hard, I need them fast!
Would you take them in the mouth?
Are there not enough gold stars on google image search for you?TiBo wrote:Got an idea...
Let's shunninate ppl who exercise "capableism"
Because it's badwrong to be more knowledgable about, and/or handy with, things - both of which can only be the result of priviledge (of being neurotypically driven to achieve skills / of having found a way to educate oneself).
The first of you to make an #SJW apologise for his "capableism" on Twitter, gets a (ms)hand(painted) golden star from me.
Don't ask for a poem, because I couldn't ryhme if (preferably) someone else's life depended on it.
;)
Don't worry, it will be shit pics again before you know it.Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:I'm going to stay quiet until the limerick craze dies down.
HAHAHAHAHA! :crying-pink:tina wrote:No time to go for shit
If you want to keep up with the pit
But to relieve sexual tension
You can't beat a Benson
Unless you're our dear Fascist Tit
:naughty:
tina wrote:No time to go for shit
If you want to keep up with the pit
But to relieve sexual tension
You can't beat a Benson
Unless you're our dear Fascist Tit
:naughty:
Do you like them hard and red?fuzzy wrote:Would you take them north and south?I'm cishet, it's plain to see,
There's but one cure for me:
I need some transcocks up my ass,
I need them hard, I need them fast!
Would you take them in the mouth?
(pharyngula/2011/08/11/markuze-investigation-continues) (Bolding mine)A character named Zenbuffy has decided I’m just as bad as Markuze, because i’ve been stalking her for ten years and sending her a collection of death threats every day. Oh wait, no, I haven’t done that…it’s because she has experienced mental illness personally, and because I think obsessively sending many hundreds of violent threats every day all day is a sign of being mentally disturbed (you think?), I have stigmatized every single crazy person in the universe. While I do think Zenbuffy is a narcisstic wanker — it’s not about you at all, lady, it’s about the guy who floods me with nonstop hate mail — I don’t regard all mental illnesses as the same, I don’t consider a history of mental illness as an evil. I just want ONE crazy stalker to stop what he’s doing and be taken seriously by community authorities.
[youtube]hnpILIIo9ek[/youtube]I don't like work
but I'm the heir
of bitterness underwritten by a trust fund
I don't like work or
anything in particular.
You slymepit shit
how can you say
I'm wrong about anything anyway
I am FtB and I'll ban your ass
Just like PeeZus and Zvan do.
There's a con if you'd like to go
you could meet people who all agree with you
so you go, and there's a man
a man with a rape moustache
and you fly home, and you cry
and you write a blog post.
citation please for the highlighted parts. The elves were corrupted by Melkor/Morgoth long before the rings were created and the only thing I remember about the end of the orcs were bonfires.John D wrote:I think that Tolkein knew what he was working with. Many ancient stories we very racist and he had this history as a backdrop. The orcs were very much described as a ancient person would describe a Hun or Mongol. But, Tolkein had to have a bunch of bad guys, so he used typical barbaric description for orcs and such. But, remember that the orc were not so much guilty as they were made evil by the power of the rings. At the end of the books the orc are freed and make their own settlements etc. The wise characters of the book explain that the orcs should not be blamed for what they did.katamari Damassi wrote:It's been years since I read LOTR but I recall Celeborn being referenced as a really powerful guy, by Gandalf and Elrond, then when you actually meet him, he's a non-entity storywise. He was the clairvoyant though and not Galadriel. They gave her his lines in the movie. It made sense narratively because she was the more integral character.Brive1987 wrote:I can't believe Ophie has a post up levering off the assumed sexism is Lord of the Rings.
Certainly the book was of it's time but:
Galadriel kicked ass from the First Age thru to the end of the Third. Celeborn is generally accepted to be a pussy-whipped toilet slave.
Where do you guys stand on Tolkein and racism? I've heard he was anti-nazi but his Dunedin have a very nazi like concern about blood purity. Not to mention how all the swarthy people side with the orcs.
Now.... Tarzan! That is totally fucking racist. Youall should read the original if you haven't yet. They "superiority of the English royalty" stuff is blatant and hilarious! Well worth a read.
I remember my fox terrier doing horrible things to the snakes he found in the woods and my terrified mother thinking he would end up dead from snakebite. He killed dozens of snakes by shaking so severe you couldn't even see the snake till he dropped it in boredom. Never got bit once.bhoytony wrote:Finally my genius has been recognised.Lsuoma wrote:Sir. You have a new icon!bhoytony wrote: http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/10-05-2014/hOCido.gif
Jesus Christ I hope that's a toy in the dog's mouth. I'd rather look at a million animated scat gifs than a single animal cruelty one.
Don't worry there's no animal cruelty. That's not an animal it's playing with, it's a baby.
I can't remember what their name was but weren't the magic using women in Dune pretty bad-ass?Darth Cynic wrote:Regards the Tolkien censuring over at Khmer Freethought, the selective whinger also seems ignorant of Jordan's opus minimus the seemingly never-ending Wheel of Time series in which most users of magic are women. In fact the insult to the fantasy genre seems an SJWs wet dream, the magic using women's group is the novel's most (stupidly) powerful faction* pretty much lording it over everyone, why many even get a male pet / meatshield. Two other very (stupidly) powerful factions (the super-duper Aiel and Seanchan) are also matriarchal if I recall right. Furthermore, magic is gendered with the female aspect being best, all good 'n' light whilst the male aspect is tainted and destructive, thus male magic users are verboten and effectively lobotmised upon discovery. That's on top of male characters being generally portrayed as oafish buffoons regularly being brought to heel by their betters. Oh and the super-duper Aiel are desert folk, Jordan belabours the point that they are vastly superior in almost all ways to the clownish Euro-analogues presumably as white-guilt penance for Tolkien's Haradrim; yet Jordan still manages to have em launch an invasion killing thousands and all because one man cut a special tree down.
Last Pratchett I read - but did not finish - was the dreary Monstruous Regiment where he seemed to swap funny for pious lecturing. Gave up [spoiler] when even the Sarge was revealed to be a woman along with seemingly the entire army command structure which was kind of at odds with the war is all hot-headed mens fault. I've been hesitant to bother with anything written since that one.paddybrown wrote:I've enjoyed some things Pratchett's done, but I stopped reading him after I got bought one of his books for Christmas, read it all the way through, and couldn't figure out if it was one I'd already read or not.
* - Their single greatest loss was entirely self-inflicted.
The Bene Gesserit - more than just "witches," they held a great deal of social and political power.Dornier Pfeil wrote: I can't remember what their name was but weren't the magic using women in Dune pretty bad-ass?
OK, in general I'm getting very bored with this shit, but this RULES.fuzzy wrote:’Twas chilling, how the FtB
Did lie so nimbly in the wade
All flimsy was the evidence,
As sysadmins upgrade
“Beware the Feminist, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Their manlets’ tiny spears, and shun
Their furious Badger snatch!â€
He took his vorpal sword in hand;
Adjusted it 'til it was taut
And lay down by the Tumtum tree
And pulled awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish pulled his pud'
The Feminist, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as he came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He kept her fed, and gave her head
Galumphing with two backs
“And hast thou scrod the Feminist?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!"
"Heck no, I squirted in my fist"
He chortled in his joy.
’Twas chilling, how the FtB
Did lie so nimbly in the wade
All flimsy was the evidence,
As sysadmins upgrade
John Greg wrote: <...>
Way-to-go A+ Heroes of Productive Social Justice! Bravo! I'd write a poem or a limerick for you, but I just haven't got the time to enact the labour right now.
I fear snakes. BRB. Buying a fox terrier.Dornier Pfeil wrote:I remember my fox terrier doing horrible things to the snakes he found in the woods and my terrified mother thinking he would end up dead from snakebite. He killed dozens of snakes by shaking so severe you couldn't even see the snake till he dropped it in boredom. Never got bit once.
Allegedly that song was originally written for Blondie (Blondie & Racey shared the same producer, Mike Chapman). I suppose it would have been 'Some Boys...' or 'Some Guys...'? Doesn't seem like a Blondie type song though. In another bizarre twist (not really bizarre) a song called 'Kitty' originally written for Racey was passed to Toni Basil and retitled 'Mickey'. It's a funny old world.KiwiInOz wrote:How, in all of the kerfuffle over Elevatorgate, Radford-Stollznow, Shermer, et al, could we have neglected that 79 classic by Racey?
[youtube]RCykn0_Fh6A[/youtube]
:lol: :lol: :lol:Parody Accountant wrote:poetry sucks.
fuck you so hard svan.
Or worse...windy wrote:Don't worry, it will be shit pics again before you know it.Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:I'm going to stay quiet until the limerick craze dies down.
http://i.imgur.com/xVcXgzf.jpg
Check your Dál Riata Privilege, ya Pictish Lout! :Dbhoytony wrote:Hey, no cultural appropriation, fuck off back to Norn Iron and leave my people alone!Git wrote:With apologies to a certain Rabbie Burns:
"There was twa wives, and twa witty wives,
As e'er play'd houghmagandie,
And they coost oot, upon a time,
Out o'er a drink o male-tear-y;
Up Opheliarose, and forth she goes,
An she leaves auld Greta flytin,
And she farted by the blog-en'
For she was gaun a shiten.
She farted by the blog-en',
She farted by the stable;
And thick and nimble were her steps
As fast as she was able:
Till at yon dyke-back the hurly brak,
But raxin for some dockins,
The beans and pease cam down her thighs,
And she cackit a' her stockins."
That was a terrific read, thanks.Matt Cavanaugh wrote:Poetry Slam distracted me quite a little, but I finally finished
PZ Myers' Glass House
in which I contrast Peezus' prudish moralizing, finger-wagging, and slandering of slymepitters, with his own dark, disturbing sexual undercurrents.
Thanks to everyone who helped me source material for it (I've been compiling the damning evidence for a while), and especially Ape+Lust for use of his classic shop of baby Peezus.
I cunt do poetry either. At least I'm not alone.Parody Accountant wrote:poetry sucks.
fuck you so hard svan.
What old (and, boy, do I mean old) Ofie seems to forget is that the stories chronicled in LotR are all tales of a war - The War of the Ring. Much like when you go and listen to Dan Carlin's Blueprints to Armageddon, you basically only hear male names being talked about, because men are more involved in the war fronts.Brive1987 wrote:I can't believe Ophie has a post up levering off the assumed sexism is Lord of the Rings.
Certainly the book was of it's time but:
Galadriel kicked ass from the First Age thru to the end of the Third. Celeborn is generally accepted to be a pussy-whipped toilet slave.
Eowyn/Dernhelm had bigger balls than Eomer.
Beren was toast until Lúthien fucked Sauron over at Tol-in-Gaurhoth.
Even the dwarvish women were trans enough to wear beards.
Holy shit. You reported Myers to the FBI???Matt Cavanaugh wrote:Poetry Slam distracted me quite a little, but I finally finished
PZ Myers' Glass House
in which I contrast Peezus' prudish moralizing, finger-wagging, and slandering of slymepitters, with his own dark, disturbing sexual undercurrents.
Thanks to everyone who helped me source material for it (I've been compiling the damning evidence for a while), and especially Ape+Lust for use of his classic shop of baby Peezus.
:-) I wish. But no, that is actually 2 minions from the Philosopher's Union (Logic Cohort) attending to Deep Thought whose very operational parmeters I am not worthy enough to calculate ....Hunt wrote:That's just a picture of the earliest known three-way with Steersman.Guest wrote:A photograph in the NYT Book Review today.
Jean Jennings Bartik, left, and Frances Bilas Spence, two of the women who programmed Eniac.
http://static01.nyt.com/images/2014/09/ ... mbo-v2.jpg
If the hyperbole of vigilante feminism was to be believed then pictures like this one would be an impossibility. There have never been women in tech EVAR!!! before the social justice movement decided to notice the alleged problem.
Good, good, let the volkisch flow through you.another lurker wrote:I just called someone a 'manlet'. Imma boss.
Besides, Tolkien was a bona-fide African-British.Git wrote:Thing to remember is that Tolkien viewed himself as constructing mythologies for NW Europe/GB&I. Which were/are overwhelmingly POBSFPs (People of Beige/Slightly Flustered Pink). And whom historically their "enemies" were more than a tad swarthy.
There's of course the famous reply he was going to send to a Nazi publishing house inquiring about his ancestry:
and his writings about the letter to his publisher:JRRT wrote:"Thank you for your letter... I regret that I am not clear as to what you intend by arisch. I am not of Aryan extraction: that is Indo-Iranian; as far as I am aware noone (sic) of my ancestors spoke Hindustani, Persian, Gypsy, or any related dialects. But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of Jewish origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people."
Quotes from here:JRRT wrote:"I must say that the enclosed letter from Rutten & Loening is a bit stiff. Do I suffer this impertinence because of the possession of a German name, or do their lunatic laws require a certificate of arisch origin from all persons of all countries? ... Personally I should be inclined to refuse to give any Bestätigung (although it happens that I can), and let a German translation go hang. In any case I should object strongly to any such declaration appearing in print. I do not regard the (probable) absence of all Jewish blood as necessarily honourable; and I have many Jewish friends, and should regret giving any colour to the notion that I subscribed to the wholly pernicious and unscientific race-doctrine."
http://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Racism_i ... en's_Works
Yep, it's everything to do with male disposability. Tolkien didn't exactly want to see men die in war, but he sure as hell didn't want to see women being gored, stabbed and raep'd.Southern wrote:What old (and, boy, do I mean old) Ofie seems to forget is that the stories chronicled in LotR are all tales of a war - The War of the Ring. Much like when you go and listen to Dan Carlin's Blueprints to Armageddon, you basically only hear male names being talked about, because men are more involved in the war fronts.Brive1987 wrote:I can't believe Ophie has a post up levering off the assumed sexism is Lord of the Rings.
Certainly the book was of it's time but:
Galadriel kicked ass from the First Age thru to the end of the Third. Celeborn is generally accepted to be a pussy-whipped toilet slave.
Eowyn/Dernhelm had bigger balls than Eomer.
Beren was toast until Lúthien fucked Sauron over at Tol-in-Gaurhoth.
Even the dwarvish women were trans enough to wear beards.
Silly Ofie. Have you already forgot? You were there, dammit!
Well, I don't think I need to be alive anymore. I've seen everything under the sun. Someone used "clitorodectomy" as an end rhyme in a limerick. Shut out the lights. Close the bar.fuzzy wrote:Dear Muslima's clitorodectomy
It doesn't mean one little heck to me
Compared to teh menz
And these nice Ralph Laurens
That I bought from an overshore factory
But serious congrats on a crazy rhyme scheme. Bravo.)Ayaan Hirsi's clitorodectomy?
It doesn't mean one little heck to me.
Compared to teh menz
And these nice Ralph Laurens
That I bought from an overshore factory.
Oh, for a second I thought you'd reported Peezus to the FBI because he and what's-his-name in charge of FTB have contact information for a self-confessed child rapist.Tigzy wrote:Holy shit. You reported Myers to the FBI???Matt Cavanaugh wrote:Poetry Slam distracted me quite a little, but I finally finished
PZ Myers' Glass House
in which I contrast Peezus' prudish moralizing, finger-wagging, and slandering of slymepitters, with his own dark, disturbing sexual undercurrents.
Thanks to everyone who helped me source material for it (I've been compiling the damning evidence for a while), and especially Ape+Lust for use of his classic shop of baby Peezus.
That's fuckin hilarious.
