I don't know whether it's cognitive dissonance or outright dishonesty, but
PZ's latest post regarding his false rape accusation manages to so adroitly miss the point that I am literally laughing with rage and admiration. I would normally quietly lurk and enjoy the lulz, but he titled it "Please, taunt me some more", and I don't want to be rude by ignoring him. I was going to post it at FTB, but my giveafuck ran out midway through registering.
I know other folks here have already talked about this, but no one reads my nonsense anyway, and I need a break from the antisemitic denouncement of Hamas, so fukke it.
Here's the photo to which he's responding:
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First off, "A female student came". Keep bragging, bro.
Anyway he starts off by confirming that this quote is true:
PZ Myers wrote:The incident actually happened, and those are my words. I have no problem with that. However, it’s not making a point in their favor.
Thanks, that's a timesaver. Now, the fuckwittery begins:
That the incident occurred does not refute anything I’ve ever said; false rape accusations do occur. But notice the last point; they’re relatively rare.
The first step is admitting you have a problem; in this case, the problem is false rape accusations...but how rare is "relatively" rare? I'm sure that the use of false IDs to purchase alcohol in America is very rare, relatively to the use of legitimate IDs for the same. That doesn't mean a piece of cardboard with a crudely-drawn crayon portrait, wielded by a teenager trying to buy Natty Ice, should be treated as automatically valid because statistics.
In over 30 years of teaching, this was the only time a woman attempted to extort me. Once. In 30 years. At the same time, every year I have heard of rapes and/or attempted rapes on my campuses. Final point stands confirmed.
And how many times were you carjacked? Might as well have your car's locks removed. Also, from the point of view of a person who only "heard of" these rapes, how are actual rapes distinguishable from false accusations?
One thing not mentioned in the story: when I went to immediately report this incident, I was not questioned. No one asked me if I’d led her on; no one thought I was making up a story to hurt a young woman; I was taken seriously and the complaint was addressed seriously. In part it was because I acted promptly and got witnesses, but let’s have no illusions — as a man, my word counts for more.
Gender is arguably the
least of the differences between you and the student. The biggest differences are age, education, and the fact that you're a member of the faculty. For instance, if you were a old male janitor, young male professor, or a student of any age, they'd have likely been less inclined to believe you. The other mitigating factor is who reports first; you admitted that the accusation alone would be enough to "destroy your career" if she was allowed to speak first, "even though she was lying".
Given the career-wrecking implications of a false-accusation grenade, why on Earth do you think you would hear about most false accusations from those who have been threatened by them? Let's look at the possibilities for such intentionally false claims:
1) A person is threatened with a false accusation. They acquiesce. No accusation is actually made.
2) A person is threatened with a false accusation. They don't acquiesce. The accusation is prevented (as in PZ's case).
3) A person is threatened with a false accusation. They don't acquiesce. The accusation is made, and is treated as factual.
4) A person is threatened with a false accusation. They don't acquiesce. The accusation is made, but proven to be false under scrutiny.
In situations 1, 2, and 3, there is no documented evidence of a false claim which would show up in any statistics whatsoever. In case #2, it's very unlikely that most people would openly share that experience out of the blue, given the potential effect on employment. Situation #4 is the only one that would effect statistics, and it's the situation that PZ says we should discount out of hand.
Perhaps the most important lesson, that my smirking taunters ought to learn, is that I did not come away from this unpleasant occasion with the idea that all women are conniving “bitchesâ€. I was able to recognize that this was an unusual circumstance with a desperate young woman who was not plotting against me, but on the spur of the moment tried an unlikely ploy to save her grade.
So, if she
had spent more than a few minutes plotting, and was successful in extorting you, would that make all women "conniving bitches" in your eyes? Conversely, if a woman is threatened with sexual assault, should she come away from that unpleasant occasion with the idea that all men are aggressive "dudebros"? Please answer in the form of a limerick.
Maybe he's not so much dodging the point as he is drunkenly stumbling around, miraculously avoiding rational thought like some kind of rhetorical Mr Magoo.