Re: Mykeru, what a Cnut, eh? Discuss.
Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2014 11:49 am
What the fuck? Never seen that pic before. Have you got the original?Mykeru wrote:
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What the fuck? Never seen that pic before. Have you got the original?Mykeru wrote:
Another example of why taking these loons seriously is fucking pointless. You can never win. Never. So don't play.JacquesCuze wrote:Twitter Temperance League starts off the New Year with a fresh roasting of Bora Zivkovic who crimed against women today by coming back onto twitter without asking their permission and without wearing his cilice.
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Looks like you were checking your prostate and some of the sunshine stuck.Mykeru wrote:Lsuoma wrote:See if you can spot what I did there.
No worries. The NSA has everyone's hard drives mirrored.Mykeru wrote: I have it on my Seagate drive. In case the National Archives calls.
ROBOKiTTY wrote:Modern North American libertarianism is pretty pro-government.
http://www.lp.org/platformLibertarian Party Platform wrote:As Libertarians, we seek a world of liberty; a world in which all individuals are sovereign over their own lives and no one is forced to sacrifice his or her values for the benefit of others.Â
The world we seek to build is one where individuals are free to follow their own dreams in their own ways, without interference from government or any authoritarian power.
We hold that all individuals have the right to exercise sole dominion over their own lives, and have the right to live in whatever manner they choose, so long as they do not forcibly interfere with the equal right of others to live in whatever manner they choose.
Governments throughout history have regularly operated on the opposite principle, that the State has the right to dispose of the lives of individuals and the fruits of their labor. Even within the United States, all political parties other than our own grant to government the right to regulate the lives of individuals and seize the fruits of their labor without their consent.
Since governments, when instituted, must not violate individual rights, we oppose all interference by government in the areas of voluntary and contractual relations among individuals. People should not be forced to sacrifice their lives and property for the benefit of others. They should be left free by government to deal with one another as free traders; and the resultant economic system, the only one compatible with the protection of individual rights, is the free market.
So yes, libertarians are anti-government, but pro-business. Please make up your mind.ROBOKiTTY wrote: Anarcho-capitalists ... privilege corporations and for-profit businesses over governments and unions for no particularly good reason.
So, anarchy now means "anti-power"? Last I checked (17 seconds ago), it meant this:Now ideologically, anarchism is utopian and impractical given human failures and overpopulation, but in practice, anarchism is really about recognizing the power of governments, corporations, unions, and individuals alike...."
merriam-webster wrote: a : absence of government
b : a state of lawlessness or political disorder due to the absence of governmental authority
c : a utopian society of individuals who enjoy complete freedom without government
I do indeed:Tony Parsehole wrote:What the fuck? Never seen that pic before. Have you got the original?Mykeru wrote:
You're a fucking ledge.Mykeru wrote:I do indeed:Tony Parsehole wrote:What the fuck? Never seen that pic before. Have you got the original?Mykeru wrote:
That is his daughter, isn't it?Mykeru wrote:I do indeed:Tony Parsehole wrote:What the fuck? Never seen that pic before. Have you got the original?Mykeru wrote:
Someone wants to live in the Utopian world that was the United States between 1866 and 1932.Matt Cavanaugh wrote:ROBOKiTTY wrote:Modern North American libertarianism is pretty pro-government.http://www.lp.org/platformLibertarian Party Platform wrote:As Libertarians, we seek a world of liberty; a world in which all individuals are sovereign over their own lives and no one is forced to sacrifice his or her values for the benefit of others.Â
The world we seek to build is one where individuals are free to follow their own dreams in their own ways, without interference from government or any authoritarian power.
We hold that all individuals have the right to exercise sole dominion over their own lives, and have the right to live in whatever manner they choose, so long as they do not forcibly interfere with the equal right of others to live in whatever manner they choose.
Governments throughout history have regularly operated on the opposite principle, that the State has the right to dispose of the lives of individuals and the fruits of their labor. Even within the United States, all political parties other than our own grant to government the right to regulate the lives of individuals and seize the fruits of their labor without their consent.
Since governments, when instituted, must not violate individual rights, we oppose all interference by government in the areas of voluntary and contractual relations among individuals. People should not be forced to sacrifice their lives and property for the benefit of others. They should be left free by government to deal with one another as free traders; and the resultant economic system, the only one compatible with the protection of individual rights, is the free market.
Sounds pretty anti-government to me.
Ah, that's fucking artTony Parsehole wrote:Hat-tip to Roy Chubby Brown:
HAHAHAHAHA!!!Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Things that get you Mauled by Bears:
[ ] Smothering yourself in honey
[ ] Throwing rocks at the cubs
[ ] Staring them down
[x] Bears
That is his daughter, isn't it?[/quote]KiwiInOz wrote:
This guy gets the credit:Mykeru wrote:Ah, that's fucking artTony Parsehole wrote:Hat-tip to Roy Chubby Brown:
[youtube]X_mK0nrrsbI[/youtube]Mykeru wrote:
Oh, that makes it so much worse then.
:popcorn:Tony Parsehole wrote:Hat-tip to Roy Chubby Brown:
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I recognize variants of some of those jokes from Emo Philips' routine, but I'm not knowledgeable enough to know who might have pinched from who, or if it's just a coincidence that people whose act is mostly wordplay might converge on some of the same bits.Tony Parsehole wrote:This guy gets the credit:
[youtube]R2oXtNPSDfc[/youtube]
He's very hit-and-miss is auld Chubbs but when he hits he knocks the twat out of the park.
Weeeeeeeell.......I'm biased towards Chubbs. He's a bit of a legend in Middlesbrough. Every fucker and his dog claims to personally know him. All I know is I used to buy drugs off his son. No word of a lie:Sunder wrote:I recognize variants of some of those jokes from Emo Philips' routine, but I'm not knowledgeable enough to know who might have pinched from who, or if it's just a coincidence that people whose act is mostly wordplay might converge on some of the same bits.Tony Parsehole wrote:This guy gets the credit:
[youtube]R2oXtNPSDfc[/youtube]
He's very hit-and-miss is auld Chubbs but when he hits he knocks the twat out of the park.
Never seen professor Snape smile before. Doesn't suit himMykeru wrote:
:clap: :dance:Matt Cavanaugh wrote:http://blatantblithe.files.wordpress.co ... walk-6.jpg
You have to admit, the logic is impeccable ...
Things that cause Electrocution:
[ ] Dropping my hairdryer in the tub
[ ] Touching both car battery terminals at the same time
[ ] Sticking a piece of metal into a socket
[x] Electricity
Things that cause your House to Burn Down:
[ ] Falling asleep with a lit cigarette
[ ] Plugging nine devices into one extension cord
[ ] Cooking meth
[x] Flames
Things that get you Mauled by Bears:
[ ] Smothering yourself in honey
[ ] Throwing rocks at the cubs
[ ] Staring them down
[x] Bears
Stunt Whisper wrote:When SJWs and Github collide:
Uh huh.I don't thinkrape cultureGod exists.
See Explainrape cultureGod to me. If you still thinkit'she's not a thing, please don't ever speak to me about this. Honestly, I'm not really interested in engaging with people who are aware of whatrape cultureGod is and denyitsHis existence.
Every time you stuff a tentacled sea creature up your ladyhole, PeeZus cries bitter, bitter tears. From his Jap's eye.welch wrote:
Every time you eat a tentacled sea creature, PeeZus cries bitter, bitter tears.
Evening Parsehole.Tony Parsehole wrote:Con, Con, Concentrated...
Concentrated H. 2. Oh!
Where have you been ya twat?
I laughed so hard at this, the cat leapt off my lap in fear!ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:Every time you stuff a tentacled sea creature up your ladyhole, PeeZus cries bitter, bitter tears. From his Jap's eye.welch wrote:
Every time you eat a tentacled sea creature, PeeZus cries bitter, bitter tears.
I always knew your crotch was a strong pussy repellent.Lsuoma wrote:I laughed so hard at this, the cat leapt off my lap in fear!ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:Every time you stuff a tentacled sea creature up your ladyhole, PeeZus cries bitter, bitter tears. From his Jap's eye.welch wrote:
Every time you eat a tentacled sea creature, PeeZus cries bitter, bitter tears.
I know the feeling mate. I had a pre-Crimbo holiday in an internet blackspot and it was luvverly. First thing I did when I got back was whack my laptop on though.ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:Evening Parsehole.Tony Parsehole wrote:Con, Con, Concentrated...
Concentrated H. 2. Oh!
Where have you been ya twat?
I've been somewhere with THE most random fucking internet access for 2 weeks. And hard as it was at first, in the end I was enjoying having some time without electronical interference. Course, it meant I had to make some withdrawls from the wank bank:
:cdc:
:bjarte:
I, also, found it rather humorous.Lsuoma wrote:I laughed so hard at this, the cat leapt off my lap in fear!ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:Every time you stuff a tentacled sea creature up your ladyhole, PeeZus cries bitter, bitter tears. From his Jap's eye.welch wrote:
Every time you eat a tentacled sea creature, PeeZus cries bitter, bitter tears.
Winner of the Darwin Award, that one. Slow year.Tony Parsehole wrote:[youtube]PpTRNbiIzLI[/youtube]
Becasue the Pit is slow tonight and my Youtube Channel needs some love.
You need to post the classics:Tony Parsehole wrote:[lubetube]PpTRNbiIzLI[/lubetube]
Becasue the Pit is slow tonight and my Youtube Channel needs some love.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA! The fucking stupid, lazy cunt!Mykeru wrote:You need to post the classics:Tony Parsehole wrote:[lubetube]PpTRNbiIzLI[/lubetube]
Becasue the Pit is slow tonight and my Youtube Channel needs some love.
[youtube]R6ZiqRjNkJY[/youtube]
Where I work they're a big fucking red "STOP" button on the top and bottom of the escalator. Any old 'tard could press it if they wanted.ianfc wrote:Escalators really need better emergency stopping systems
The fuck, are you victim-blaming escalators? Check your kill-switch privilege.ianfc wrote:Escalators really need better emergency stopping systems
I don't give a fuck about the video content or your objections. That song made me sad.Mykeru wrote:Also, don't be this poster
[youtube]rI_PlOjRKoE[/youtube]
1. Don't use a "Sad Romance" as your background music, you manipulative fucker
2. No video is worth a minute and a half of your preaching. The people who would most benefit don't have the attention span.
3. Missed opportunity to use the Wilhelm scream
Furthermore, for drifters:
1. Don't drift, you stupid twats.
2. Seat belts are your friend, and you don't listen to your friends, do you?
3. Keep your arms in the vehicle at all times, especially when they are attached.
Spielberg and Lucas really began sticking it in everywhere, which gave it momentum. Now it seems every film has to work it in as a running joke.Tony Parsehole wrote:Ever since I Googled the "Wilhelm scream" I have heard it everywhere.
She forgot rape jokes, depictions of women in movies, depiction of women in print ads, depiction of women in comics, depiction of women in video games, music, fraternities, men having too much to drink, lack men taking women's studies classes, and men expressing the desire to have sex.James Caruthers wrote:Yeah, unfortunately images for slutwalk seem to include some from other countries that actually have problems.another lurker wrote:@James
If those guys in the second picture are protesting the rapes in India then I would not say that they are retarded SJL's....India, at least, has a real problem with rape.
http://blatantblithe.files.wordpress.co ... walk-6.jpg
Please accept this as a replacement, since my edit button is broken.
I swear I heard it in Desolation Of Smaug.Mykeru wrote:Spielberg and Lucas really began sticking it in everywhere, which gave it momentum. Now it seems every film has to work it in as a running joke.Tony Parsehole wrote:Ever since I Googled the "Wilhelm scream" I have heard it everywhere.
[youtube]cdbYsoEasio[/youtube]
Well, the video gave me a chubby. I don't know if it was the music, the rape-y rag doll physics or the severed limbs. All of which can make me fap myself into a frenzy.Tony Parsehole wrote: I don't give a fuck about the video content or your objections. That song made me sad.
It was the incorrect use of "there/their" which made it funny for me.Mykeru wrote:Well, the video gave me a chubby. I don't know if it was the music, the rape-y rag doll physics or the severed limbs. All of which can make me fap myself into a frenzy.Tony Parsehole wrote: I don't give a fuck about the video content or your objections. That song made me sad.
North American libertarians are just economic conservatives. Most of them are quite pro-military, for example. They're anti-government in rhetoric, but take away the government to the extent they ask for, and their worldview will crumble. Anarcho-capitalists are neither libertarians nor anarchists; I only mentioned them as they sounded exactly like what you meant by libertarian.Matt Cavanaugh wrote: http://www.lp.org/platform
Sounds pretty anti-government to me.
So yes, libertarians are anti-government, but pro-business. Please make up your mind.ROBOKiTTY wrote: Anarcho-capitalists ... privilege corporations and for-profit businesses over governments and unions for no particularly good reason.
I thought I was pretty clear. Anarchism in its pure 'dictionary' form is a utopian ideology and is completely impractical beyond a local scale, at which level it is still difficult to maintain. There are no accepted party platforms and policies, and the only common ground among anarchists is that they are for maximal economic equality and individual liberty free from coercion and violence. That means recognizing the abuse of power to coerce and oppress wherever and whenever it occurs.Matt Cavanaugh wrote:So, anarchy now means "anti-power"? Last I checked (17 seconds ago), it meant this:Now ideologically, anarchism is utopian and impractical given human failures and overpopulation, but in practice, anarchism is really about recognizing the power of governments, corporations, unions, and individuals alike...."merriam-webster wrote: a : absence of government
b : a state of lawlessness or political disorder due to the absence of governmental authority
c : a utopian society of individuals who enjoy complete freedom without government
It's such a total bummer that someone as adorable as Jen is caught up in all that SJL bullshit!Mykeru wrote:
You did. I did too.Tony Parsehole wrote:I swear I heard it in Desolation Of Smaug.
The libertarians I've known all believedROBOKiTTY wrote: North American libertarians are just economic conservatives. Most of them are quite pro-military, for example. They're anti-government in rhetoric, but take away the government to the extent they ask for, and their worldview will crumble. Anarcho-capitalists are neither libertarians nor anarchists; I only mentioned them as they sounded exactly like what you meant by libertarian.
The anarchists I encountered, during Occupy's brief moment of idiotic failure, believed anarchy could actually work in practice. Hence, Occupy's brief moment of idiotic failure.I thought I was pretty clear. Anarchism in its pure 'dictionary' form is a utopian ideology and is completely impractical beyond a local scale, at which level it is still difficult to maintain.
Swap out "maximal economic equality" for "maximal economic opportunity" and you have a plank in the Libertarian Party platform.the only common ground among anarchists is that they are for maximal economic equality and individual liberty free from coercion and violence. That means recognizing the abuse of power to coerce and oppress wherever and whenever it occurs.
Shermer, too, I'm told.Mykeru wrote:Spielberg and Lucas really began sticking it in everywhere
You're worried about her. That explains the long face.Matt Cavanaugh wrote:It's such a total bummer that someone as adorable as Jen is caught up in all that SJL bullshit!Mykeru wrote:
