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Ape+lust wrote:Speaking of Aratina -- he's disgusted with Paul Loebe, therefore Loebe is a Slymepitter. Because Aratina wants it to be so, it must be so. He also wants EllenBeth Wachs to be a Slymepitter... but then EllenBeth shows up :lol:

http://i.imgur.com/uVbEOTb.png
LOL. Busted. It's time to play the sound that accompanied Aratina's birth.
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Cunt of Personality wrote:http://i.imgur.com/LG66JyF.png
Everyone in Starbucks is now looking at me. Cunt!

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ReneeHendricks wrote:This is great for a morning chuckle:
2013-11-09_0833.png
If this is Anthony K's idea of an insult, he's doing it wrong :D
Caramba. He's straining so hard to wound, he doesn't notice how low he's gone.

One lady raised money for afflicted kids during a cancer crisis. Another lady is raising booze and rent money during a Civ5 crisis. Which one is the social justice heroine? Ask the lady with the donated Fluevogs, she'll tell you which is which.

Tell us more about your butthole, Mr K. That usually puts you in a sunnier mood.

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Ape+lust wrote:
ReneeHendricks wrote:This is great for a morning chuckle:
2013-11-09_0833.png
If this is Anthony K's idea of an insult, he's doing it wrong :D
Caramba. He's straining so hard to wound, he doesn't notice how low he's gone.

One lady raised money for afflicted kids during a cancer crisis. Another lady is raising booze and rent money during a Civ5 crisis. Which one is the social justice heroine? Ask the lady with the donated Fluevogs, she'll tell you which is which.

Tell us more about your butthole, Mr K. That usually puts you in a sunnier mood.
Anthony K is impotent rage personified.

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Cunt of Personality wrote:http://i.imgur.com/LG66JyF.png
Beautiful. :clap: :clap: :clap:

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rpguest wrote: I like the comics. Visual comedy is what does it for me.
http://i.imgur.com/mnwUKwJ.png[/quote]

Oh, Fuck. Now you've done it. Countdown to entry of resident Defender Of The Faith.

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Hee! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dance of the narcissists. That can get dangerous really quick, like if Richard had noticed Bjarte didn't call him DOCTOR Richard Carrier.

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Cunt of Personality wrote:http://i.imgur.com/LG66JyF.png
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Poor Bjarte must be bewildered.

"What is this? I don't even... where is the Joke Formula?"

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Tony Parsehole wrote:
Gumby wrote:
Plonk wrote:I'm going to have to side with Svan on this latest craziness. LazySavant's "woman suit" tweet was way out of line, and his videos of knife sharpening are probably nightmare material for Stephanie. I wouldn't blame her at all for contacting the police.
The tweet was in poor taste, to be sure, and as I opined earlier it does little but feed their victim narrative. But it wasn't a death threat by any means, and Stephalump and her band of idiots know it. But that won't stop Zvan from going on a Jerry Lewis Telethon-scale pity point drive.
I pretty much agree with you but nothing will stop the pity party. If you sent Svan flowers she'd accuse you of triggering her hayfever.

I think the funniest thing about this is how the narrative has changed from
"These people on Twitter are tweeting directly at me! Harassment!!!"
to
"These people are not tweeting directly at me so I have to work harder to find shit out.....Harassment!!!"
"Don’t vanity search” is kind of the Internet equivalent of “don’t go asking about what rumors there are about you,” or “you may have heard that someone wrote something about you in the bathroom stall, but it’s best not to look at it.” It’s as if these shitstains don’t understand that other people might Google someone, or that someone has a vested interest in knowing what their online reputation is like.

Here’s a crazy notion: how about you don’t insult people behind their backs?
We have always been at war with Eurasia.

http://freethoughtblogs.com/almostdiamo ... ent-328469

Funny how "if you don't like it, don't read it" never applies to them, just us. Also, in terms of google juice, this place is a pimple on the ass of the internet. As a rule, forums don't show up much in results.

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Ape+lust wrote:
Cunt of Personality wrote:http://i.imgur.com/LG66JyF.png
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Poor Bjarte must be bewildered.

"What is this? I don't even... where is the Joke Formula?"
I've just noticed his feet in the final frame! Look at his fucking feet!

Multiple bravos, Cunt of Personality. :clap: :dance: :clap: :dance: :clap: :dance:

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rpguest wrote:
James Caruthers wrote:
fortheloveofbeetsLHB
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Yeah, that is super frustrating. It's a nice gesture, I guess, but it encourages the idea that all that's required of anyone to do their part in ending sexism is just to agree with the notion that women and men are equals. In reality, that doesn't get us anywhere much, and there's so much more to understand and such difficult work to do in dismantling sexist systems. Thursday 1:01pm
Silly Joss, we educated feminists know that REAL feminism doesn't only mean treating men and women equally! :lol:

It also means the stuff from my Gender Theory 101 course in college and stuff.
i cant wait for the line to get picked up and run wild within ftb, where the rebecca west (obviously no longer a feminist) quoting of "the radical notion that women are people" has been abused for ages now, as if its all that qualifies to counteract even the slightest criticism

likely without the slightest hint of irony or self inspection
Joss is still trying to cover up that for the most part, he doesn't really do a great job with women in his work. Snark doesn't cover up that for seven seasons, Buffy was fucking helpless without between 2 and 5 men covering her ass at all times.

The biggest myth in entertainment is that of Whedon being the lead for strong women characters.

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ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:
Ape+lust wrote:
Cunt of Personality wrote:http://i.imgur.com/LG66JyF.png
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Poor Bjarte must be bewildered.

"What is this? I don't even... where is the Joke Formula?"
I've just noticed his feet in the final frame! Look at his fucking feet!

Multiple bravos, Cunt of Personality. :clap: :dance: :clap: :dance: :clap: :dance:
Yeah, that's really nice. And dash-dash-dash is morse code for O(hhh).

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ReneeHendricks wrote:This is great for a morning chuckle:
2013-11-09_0833.png
If this is Anthony K's idea of an insult, he's doing it wrong :D
Probably hoping he can get his tongue a bit further up Steph's unwiped bumhole to get at the really tasty bits

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ReneeHendricks wrote:This is great for a morning chuckle:
2013-11-09_0833.png
If this is Anthony K's idea of an insult, he's doing it wrong :D
He's just mad the animal shelter didn't have any ginger pussy.

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what the...? Why did my PC post that again? Ignore that :P

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welch wrote:Funny how "if you don't like it, don't read it" never applies to them, just us. Also, in terms of google juice, this place is a pimple on the ass of the internet. As a rule, forums don't show up much in results.
It's adorable how Ophelia must preface every Slymepit blog post with, I Never Look At the Slymepit But I Noticed Something in My Logs. Like what, the dozens of hits you get from here daily? :lol:

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While at the 2013 Pennsylvania Counseling Association conference, I spoke with Dr. Travis W. Schermer concerning men's issues, masculinity, male friendships, and more.

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Jan Steen wrote:
Ape+lust wrote:
ReneeHendricks wrote:This is great for a morning chuckle:
2013-11-09_0833.png
If this is Anthony K's idea of an insult, he's doing it wrong :D
Caramba. He's straining so hard to wound, he doesn't notice how low he's gone.

One lady raised money for afflicted kids during a cancer crisis. Another lady is raising booze and rent money during a Civ5 crisis. Which one is the social justice heroine? Ask the lady with the donated Fluevogs, she'll tell you which is which.

Tell us more about your butthole, Mr K. That usually puts you in a sunnier mood.
Anthony K is impotent rage personified.
Let's give him something to get him really upset, shall we?

After more than two years, the man responsible for "The Great Schism" finally comes forward.

Sort of.

I know the interviewer audio is horrendous but I've been fucking with this thing for a month and I just couldn't be bothered to fix it.

[youtube]RuK9PhYkz3k[/youtube]

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Lsuoma wrote: Christ on a bike, Gumbers, can you use something other that the ad-infested shithole that is photobucket? It's nastier than zwan twat, and I never get to see what you put up there.

Huh? I never see any ads. With any browser. Even on my phone. The pictures embed fine for me - and you're the only person who's said anything about ads.

But I will happily use imgur from now on. It makes no difference to me.

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Ape+lust wrote:
welch wrote:Funny how "if you don't like it, don't read it" never applies to them, just us. Also, in terms of google juice, this place is a pimple on the ass of the internet. As a rule, forums don't show up much in results.
It's adorable how Ophelia must preface every Slymepit blog post with, I Never Look At the Slymepit But I Noticed Something in My Logs. Like what, the dozens of hits you get from here daily? :lol:
See, that's the thing. The hypocrisy is what drives me fucking nuts. It's easy to cry, "Oh woe, we did nothing to deserve this!". Fact is, the internet is forfuckingever. As for "choosing a side", i picked the side full of decent people who AREN'T self-righteous, hypocritical cunts.

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Welch said:
Funny how "if you don't like it, don't read it" never applies to them....
Precisely: Never.

I've got to join the crazy train: The Bartley Fogshat cartoons are becoming a very funny trend / meme / whatever.

Ape+lust said:
It's adorable how Ophelia must preface every Slymepit blog post with, I Never Look At the Slymepit But I Noticed Something in My Logs.
Indeed. Adorable

And Gefan wins again. The interview is a bit slow, but nonetheless, brilliant; really excellent. Ten thumbs up!

(Maybe you could add subtitles for the interviewer's talk?)

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ReneeHendricks wrote:This is great for a morning chuckle:
2013-11-09_0833.png
If this is Anthony K's idea of an insult, he's doing it wrong :D
I guess he hasn't heard of rss feeds, or newsreaders.

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Gefan wrote:
Anthony K is impotent rage personified.
Let's give him something to get him really upset, shall we?

After more than two years, the man responsible for "The Great Schism" finally comes forward.

Sort of.

I know the interviewer audio is horrendous but I've been fucking with this thing for a month and I just couldn't be bothered to fix it.

[youtube]RuK9PhYkz3k[/youtube][/quote]

I'm only 3 minutes in, but I had to take a break to catch my breath....BwaHaHaHaHaHa...

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Gefan wrote: [goutube]RuK9PhYkz3k[/goutube]
:clap: :clap: :dance: :clap: :clap:

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Even though I didn't understand one word that interviewer said, that vid still made me howl.

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mordacious1 wrote:
Jan Steen wrote:
Anthony K is impotent rage personified.
Gefan wrote:Let's give him something to get him really upset, shall we?

After more than two years, the man responsible for "The Great Schism" finally comes forward.

Sort of.

I know the interviewer audio is horrendous but I've been fucking with this thing for a month and I just couldn't be bothered to fix it.

[youtube]RuK9PhYkz3k[/youtube]
I'm only 3 minutes in, but I had to take a break to catch my breath....BwaHaHaHaHaHa...
Me too! "...and here... and here... and here..." :lol: :lol: :lol:

I had to stop as soon as I saw the beard. Fuck, just seeing that that killed me. Did you catch the mistaken "bloom" that revealed the dumbass before the mask got up to size?
Elevator documentary wrote:"He has not been seen since."
I LOOOOVE a happy ending :D

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HAHAHA. Anthony K, the human dripbib, is still going on about someone at the Pit supposedly trying to doxx him. Today it's Reap Paden (http://freethoughtblogs.com/almostdiamo ... ent-328803).
Somebody better start preparing the remoulade, because I’ve gone to the ‘pit exactly twice, and in one of those cases only because I’d been alerted to Reap Paden’s attempted doxxing of me there.
Then the paragon says:
They seriously overestimate their own relevance.
Well, dripbib, if FfTB didn't throw hysterical fantods over the Pit every second day maybe some of us might feel a little less, erm, relevant.

Fuck me. Like someone said, Anthony K is indeed dumber than a bag of hammers. Back in your basement, bib, back in your hole.

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Re: Bleeding from the Bunghole

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Ape+lust wrote:Oolon has family in the House of Lords?

http://i.imgur.com/GNhESUP.png

I wonder if he's related to peerage. Might explain how he can fuck off on the internet all day and collect a paycheck.

He is the monarch of the sea,
The ruler of the Queen's Navee,
Whose praise Great Britain loudly chants.

[ . . .]

But when the breezes blow,
He generally goes below,
And seeks the seclusion that a cabin grants;

AUNT HER LADYSHIP: And so do his sisters, and his cousins, and his aunts!

ALL. And so do his sisters, and his cousins, and his aunts!
His sisters and his cousins,
Whom he reckons up by dozens,
And his aunts!

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John Greg wrote:HAHAHA. Anthony K, the human dripbib, is still going on about someone at the Pit supposedly trying to doxx him. Today it's Reap Paden (http://freethoughtblogs.com/almostdiamo ... ent-328803).
Somebody better start preparing the remoulade, because I’ve gone to the ‘pit exactly twice, and in one of those cases only because I’d been alerted to Reap Paden’s attempted doxxing of me there.
Then the paragon says:
They seriously overestimate their own relevance.
Well, dripbib, if FfTB didn't throw hysterical fantods over the Pit every second day maybe some of us might feel a little less, erm, relevant.

Fuck me. Like someone said, Anthony K is indeed dumber than a bag of hammers. Back in your basement, bib, back in your hole.
Careful. He'll flex his vocabulary at you. Then what will you do?

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You know, I've actually started to feel bad for Caine. Lately we have been viciously mocking her 1/512,000th Lakota blood, her $300 pencils, and her morbid obsession with rat skulls. I'm beginning to think we may have had something to do with the breakdown she had that caused her to leave her monitor post at Pharyngula, and I know I personally am responsible for the switching off of electronics every time she enters a room.

All this has caused me no small amount of guilt. So, I offer this as a sincere apology to Caine.

[youtube]cpGfyp6MxkM[/youtube]

No need to thank me Caine; mine is a service ministry.

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Re: Bleeding from the Bunghole

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Sir Joseph Porter wrote:
Ape+lust wrote:Oolon has family in the House of Lords?

http://i.imgur.com/GNhESUP.png

I wonder if he's related to peerage. Might explain how he can fuck off on the internet all day and collect a paycheck.

He is the monarch of the sea,
The ruler of the Queen's Navee,
Whose praise Great Britain loudly chants.

[ . . .]

But when the breezes blow,
He generally goes below,
And seeks the seclusion that a cabin grants;

AUNT HER LADYSHIP: And so do his sisters, and his cousins, and his aunts!

ALL. And so do his sisters, and his cousins, and his aunts!
His sisters and his cousins,
Whom he reckons up by dozens,
And his aunts!
That is one fine toe-tapping tale of seafaring hillbillies. My hat's off to you!

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Re: Bleeding from the Bunghole
Postby Ape+lust » Sat Nov 09, 2013 11:26 am • [Post 21147]
I had to stop as soon as I saw the beard. Fuck, just seeing that that killed me. Did you catch the mistaken "bloom" that revealed the dumbass before the mask got up to size?
It was the beard sticking out from the blackout that made me lose it too. Good stuff, Gefan.
I didn't catch the "bloom", I'll go back and see.

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Tony Parsehole wrote:
We have always been at war with Eurasia.
What I don't get is how come Oceania always have one ally and one enemy. You would have thought that, if there was any fairness to the whole thing then EastAsia and Eurasia would gang up against Oceania once in a while.

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Meanwhile, Avicenna thinks his readers (well, the advertisers he "writes" about, are dogs. His whole post, titled : "No! Wrong! Bad!" (I personally think he needs more caps and some more exclamation points), followed by a "sexy color ad"

http://www.wesh.com/image/view/-/228483 ... ad-jpg.jpg

His Ophie-like contribution:
No…
If you don’t get why this is wrong or how wrong this is then what’s the point in explaining why this is a terrible idea?
Well, maybe to help explain to those who see nothing wrong what it is you find wrong about it? Was that hard? I hope he really has no teaching duties - I suspect any doctor trained by him will kill any patient they come into contact with.

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Re: Bleeding from the Bunghole

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mordacious1 wrote:
Re: Bleeding from the Bunghole
Postby Ape+lust » Sat Nov 09, 2013 11:26 am • [Post 21147]
I had to stop as soon as I saw the beard. Fuck, just seeing that that killed me. Did you catch the mistaken "bloom" that revealed the dumbass before the mask got up to size?
It was the beard sticking out from the blackout that made me lose it too. Good stuff, Gefan.
I didn't catch the "bloom", I'll go back and see.
The "bloom" shouldn't be there - I spent hours trying to synch the damn thing so it would be obvious without it (he's actually wearing a an FTB badge for fuck's sake). Same thing with the "beeps" - they're done so as they don't even obscure the giveaway place name.
The big punch-line is obviously the reveal when you first see who it is and unfortunately it's right in the middle, and yes, I should have just put sub-titles in for the interviewer. Alas, all this gets done with fairly stone age equipment.

I shall expect butt-hurt outrage by morning.

I know you're reading this, baboons. You're only making things worse for yourselves!

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Re: Bleeding from the Bunghole

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Gumby wrote:You know, I've actually started to feel bad for Caine. Lately we have been viciously mocking her 1/512,000th Lakota blood, her $300 pencils, and her morbid obsession with rat skulls. I'm beginning to think we may have had something to do with the breakdown she had that caused her to leave her monitor post at Pharyngula, and I know I personally am responsible for the switching off of electronics every time she enters a room.

All this has caused me no small amount of guilt. So, I offer this as a sincere apology to Caine.



No need to thank me Caine; mine is a service ministry.
"I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with that term."

You could cause Caine to murder herself with that kind of brick-level obtuseness.

Kick you in the what? I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with that term.

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Post by Southern »

bhoytony wrote:
Oh, Fuck. Now you've done it. Countdown to entry of resident Defender Of The Faith.
I raise you with this abomination:
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Good ol' Mallard Fillmore... less funny than Bjarte Foshaulg, yet it's syndicated.

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Re: Bleeding from the Bunghole

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Oh, and Parsehole et al?
Please keep up the Bjork Flooshhog cartoons. Making him funny is a monument to human ingenuity and I find it inspiring. :D

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Gefan wrote:
mordacious1 wrote:
Re: Bleeding from the Bunghole
Postby Ape+lust » Sat Nov 09, 2013 11:26 am • [Post 21147]
I had to stop as soon as I saw the beard. Fuck, just seeing that that killed me. Did you catch the mistaken "bloom" that revealed the dumbass before the mask got up to size?
It was the beard sticking out from the blackout that made me lose it too. Good stuff, Gefan.
I didn't catch the "bloom", I'll go back and see.
The "bloom" shouldn't be there - I spent hours trying to synch the damn thing so it would be obvious without it (he's actually wearing a an FTB badge for fuck's sake). Same thing with the "beeps" - they're done so as they don't even obscure the giveaway place name.
The big punch-line is obviously the reveal when you first see who it is and unfortunately it's right in the middle, and yes, I should have just put sub-titles in for the interviewer. Alas, all this gets done with fairly stone age equipment.

I shall expect butt-hurt outrage by morning.

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Gefan wrote:The "bloom" shouldn't be there - I spent hours trying to synch the damn thing so it would be obvious without it (he's actually wearing a an FTB badge for fuck's sake). Same thing with the "beeps" - they're done so as they don't even obscure the giveaway place name.
The big punch-line is obviously the reveal when you first see who it is and unfortunately it's right in the middle, and yes, I should have just put sub-titles in for the interviewer. Alas, all this gets done with fairly stone age equipment.

I shall expect butt-hurt outrage by morning.

I know you're reading this, baboons. You're only making things worse for yourselves!
No, no, you meant to do that. It was funny, run with it!

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Southern wrote:
bhoytony wrote:
Oh, Fuck. Now you've done it. Countdown to entry of resident Defender Of The Faith.
I raise you with this abomination:
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Good ol' Mallard Fillmore... less funny than Bjarte Foshaulg, yet it's syndicated.
The correlation between ideological fervor and the utter lack of a sense of humor.

Discuss.

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Gefan wrote:
Let's give him something to get him really upset, shall we?

After more than two years, the man responsible for "The Great Schism" finally comes forward.

Sort of.

I know the interviewer audio is horrendous but I've been fucking with this thing for a month and I just couldn't be bothered to fix it.

[youtube]RuK9PhYkz3k[/youtube]
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA!

Loved the bleeping to protect this mysterious man's identity.

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Gefan wrote:The correlation between ideological fervor and the utter lack of a sense of humor.

Discuss.
And the leaden effect of punching downward, instead of upward.

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justinvacula wrote:While at the 2013 Pennsylvania Counseling Association conference, I spoke with Dr. Travis W. Schermer concerning men's issues, masculinity, male friendships, and more.

[youtube]RWWYeLBc9l8[/youtube]
While at the Denton North Carolina Old Threshers Reunion gas engine convention, I captured some video of this beauty*:

[youtube]q6Z64HLjiTI[/youtube]

*just kidding - I looked for a boring video on youtube and this one popped up.

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Just checking in after a week in the Bahamas. I'm still bushed from all that sun and fun and heavy drinking. (The weed was nice too.) Could someone wake me up if anything interesting happens?

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welch wrote:
rpguest wrote:
James Caruthers wrote: Silly Joss, we educated feminists know that REAL feminism doesn't only mean treating men and women equally! :lol:

It also means the stuff from my Gender Theory 101 course in college and stuff.
i cant wait for the line to get picked up and run wild within ftb, where the rebecca west (obviously no longer a feminist) quoting of "the radical notion that women are people" has been abused for ages now, as if its all that qualifies to counteract even the slightest criticism

likely without the slightest hint of irony or self inspection
Joss is still trying to cover up that for the most part, he doesn't really do a great job with women in his work. Snark doesn't cover up that for seven seasons, Buffy was fucking helpless without between 2 and 5 men covering her ass at all times.

The biggest myth in entertainment is that of Whedon being the lead for strong women characters.
Whedon's an overrated dolt who made one or two good shows and a host of mediocre shit no one cares about. He's the George Lucas/Quentin Tarantino of the small screen.

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Re: Bleeding from the Bunghole

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Gefan wrote: After more than two years, the man responsible for "The Great Schism" finally comes forward.

Sort of.

I know the interviewer audio is horrendous but I've been fucking with this thing for a month and I just couldn't be bothered to fix it.

[youtube]RuK9PhYkz3k[/youtube]
"Lol" doesn't begin to cover it.

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Re: Bleeding from the Bunghole

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ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:
Ape+lust wrote:
Cunt of Personality wrote:http://i.imgur.com/LG66JyF.png
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Poor Bjarte must be bewildered.

"What is this? I don't even... where is the Joke Formula?"
I've just noticed his feet in the final frame! Look at his fucking feet!

Multiple bravos, Cunt of Personality. :clap: :dance: :clap: :dance: :clap: :dance:
Thanks for pointing that out, it just made the whole thing ten times better.
COP drawing from experience there.

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ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:
Ape+lust wrote:
Cunt of Personality wrote:[bimg]http://i.imgur.com/LG66JyF.png[/bimg]
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Poor Bjarte must be bewildered.

"What is this? I don't even... where is the Joke Formula?"
I've just noticed his feet in the final frame! Look at his fucking feet!

Multiple bravos, Cunt of Personality. :clap: :dance: :clap: :dance: :clap: :dance:
Yes, the famous Jesters' Shoes!

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Re: Bleeding from the Bunghole

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Lsuoma wrote:Yes, the famous Jesters' Shoes!
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/imag ... YUNvnsPKyA

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Re: Bleeding from the Bunghole

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James Caruthers wrote:
Gefan wrote:Chanty Binx's dating profile seeks "chivalry".

The mind reels.
http://stfueverything.tumblr.com/


This is supposedly Miz Binx' tumblr.

I don't know why she can't get a date. She's just looking for a man who will shut up for the fiftieth billionth time! It shouldn't be so hard to find a nice, chivalrous man for this modern feminist who is all about equality between men and women.
http://img.hottopic.com/is/image/HotTop ... product_lg$

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Just got around to watching Gefan's latest: best vid ever...

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Post by Really? »

windy wrote:
James Caruthers wrote:
Gefan wrote:Chanty Binx's dating profile seeks "chivalry".

The mind reels.
http://stfueverything.tumblr.com/


This is supposedly Miz Binx' tumblr.

I don't know why she can't get a date. She's just looking for a man who will shut up for the fiftieth billionth time! It shouldn't be so hard to find a nice, chivalrous man for this modern feminist who is all about equality between men and women.
http://img.hottopic.com/is/image/HotTop ... product_lg$
Thanks to whoever uncovered Big Red's dating profiles and Tumblr. What's the over/under on the number of cats that will be in the home when the neighbors finally investigate the smell coming from Old Red-Haired Lady's house?

She seems to be to be like a lot of hypocritical feminists. If a man complains that women reject him and pass him over for "bad" guys, he's a neckbearded weirdo who expects women to reciprocate his emotions because he's a childish jerk. No one wants to touch Big Red with a ten-foot pole, but that's just because there are no men who can handle a strong and powerful woman who also expects her man to pay for dinner and to shut the fuck up.

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Re: Bleeding from the Bunghole

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Post by Bhurzum »

Since Scented Nectar seems to be on holiday, I'll just point out that "Bjarte Foshaug" = "a huge jobs fart" when punched into an anagram site.

God I'm bored... :(

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Brilliant vid Gefan. I totally lost it at "emo oompah-loompah." Filled with wholesome goodness, so a big thank-you.

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Seeing as how you lot are doing Foshaug cartoons.
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7308/1076 ... 0f77_b.jpg

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Re: Bleeding from the Bunghole

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Post by Tony Parsehole »

I totally missed the Gefan Video. I'll watch it later on tonight.

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