Clarence wrote:welch wrote:Also, what the fuck is up with clarence and his allergy to not fucking up quotes? It's really not that hard. Stop dicking with the quotes you addlepated goat rectum.
I'll explain that. I often can't quote you, because being the dipshit you are you like to embed multiple quotes and it always tells me you can't embed more than 5 quotes. I've never claimed to be a web jockey but I know enough to try and strip out all the extraneous quotes. Alas, even when I strip out all but one pair for some reason it still doesn't quote properly. Oh well.
PREVIEW BUTTONS, HOW THE FUCK DO THEY WORK?
Clarabell wrote:Anyway, since you haven't made an argument in about the last page or so that didn't involve calling me names and taking shit out of context, moving the goalposts (I talk about domestic violence and you try to put it in with fucking RAPE for Gods sake, something I've never seen done and is certainly not legally fucking accurate) I've determined to declare victory in this little brouhaha.
You and Oolon are twins, aren't you.
Clarabell wrote:Feel free to address me again when you :
A. Grow up and learn to ask questions rather than assume you know what someone means.Yes, most of that shit you've said about my beliefs is untrue, but it doesn't matter. I slap you down on one thing, you move the goalposts or just call me another name.
B. Decide that disagreeing with someone doesn't mean you are free to call them names.
I SHALL ADDRESS YOUR BESTENCHED ACEPHALIC NETHERS WHENEVER I FEEL SIRRAH! I SHALL NOT ALTER MY ADDRESSING A SINGLE BIT, NOT THE LEAST SIGNIFICANT, NOR THE MOST SIGNIFICANT FOR THE LIKES OF A HUMIDITY-INDUCED TIMING ERROR SUCH AS YOURSELF.
Clarabell wrote:Ironic, you call me all sorts of shit and I've done nothing to you.
a) You've talked a bunch of stupid shit. That's pretty fucking offensive.
b) You have no earthly idea what "irony" actually is, do you.
Clarabell wrote:I call a few woman a slur after they've spent years literally fucking with other people and the skeptical movement, and I get a fucking tone argument from some of your apparently retarded friends.
BEHOLD THE MIGHTY HERO, FOR WHOM THE ENDS ALWAYS JUSTIFY THE MEANS.
What would we do without you Clarabell? I mean, given you didn't exist until not long ago, the answer is clearly "pretty fucking well", but we'll pretend you matter.
I bet you're a total badass when you close the bedroom door and prance about in your he-man underoos in front of a keyboard, aren't you.
Clarabell wrote:It is to laugh.
Guffaw.
Guffaw.
Oh Jeeves, how the lesser peoples amuse me.
Clarabell wrote:Anyway little boy, I've been on the internet for 15 fucking years and I was visiting feminist websites (and getting told to shut up and listen) in 1998. It will take more than you and your snotty little mouth to shut me up, esp in a place that supposedly never bans anyone.
OOOOOOhhhh....you've been on the internet for FIFTEEN WHOLE YEARS.
Well, since you put it that way, that's about the time I was running a Solaris/Irix computer cluster, too many fucking web servers for words, and mapping out a very early transition from NIS+ to LDAP. Oh, and building my own SNMP console when they normally cost over $10K. I had been working on VAXen and AS/400s, and implementing wide-area fiber-optic TR loops prior to that.
I mean, it doesn't match trolling feminists, but still, I was building servers while you were getting into non-fights with protomarcottes and crying that it took so long to download porn, and why don't women see that you're better than all those assholes they keep fucking.
Lemme taste your tears Clarabell. Just one lick, lemme taste those sweet, sweet, rage tears.