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Post by ERV »

Lisa: We can make a deal!

Marge: You dont have anything I want *shrug*

Damion-- I wanted to talk about this bullshit face-to-face last year. You know how that went. They can fuck off, now, for all I care.

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Re: ophelia pain

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incognito wrote:
Apples wrote:
incognito wrote: http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterflies ... nderstood/
http://www.freezepage.com/1359579167HPLICGHXVE

Is this from FTBs?
(noob here, A+ defector (wind), ignorant of the FTB issues.)
Yes - see link above. From comments in Ophelia Benson's blog, Butterflies & Wheels (or Butterlies & Squeals, as it is sometimes called). I added the Mao quote for lulz - it wasn't an actual blog comment. Also - wind? For realz? If so, you should know you're kind of a famous martyr over here.

http://1x57.com/wp-content/uploads/2011 ... e-tank.jpg

Ha! I wish I could say I did it for the lulz, but those bastards actually made me cry a few times.
Fuckers.
Reading a mod say simply refusing to respond to shitheads like Setar than they're screaming profanities at you is "tone policing" kinda pushed me over the edge. I mean, I can do total anarchy, but it has to go both ways.

Oh that will never happen. The first rule of FTB/A+:

"Anything WE do is perfectly okay.
EVERYTHING you do is foul and wrong."

If you read up on Scientology, especially fair game and suppressive persons, a lot of what those yumyocks do makes a lot more sense.

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Post by shy spy »

Nova has a new documentary on Texas' attempt to "revise" textbooks textbooks... http://video.pbs.org/video/2325563509

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Post by Zenspace »

shy spy wrote:Zenspace

Judgment Day is on line:

http://video.pbs.org/video/980040807/#
Awesome! Thank you so much! :D Downloading to my iPad...

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Post by welch »

windy wrote:
incognito wrote:Yeah. I can see now part of why y'all have a hate-on for the FTB crowd. I've never really even lurked there.
Hello, wind! If you don't mind me asking- how did you originally find your way to A+?
nippletwister wrote:I'd bet what he DOES hear is something like "well, it's not really the same situation here in Europe, we don't have a KKK, and you can't say racist stuff publicly without getting trouble over it, we haven't had slavery forever, we have better equality laws, etc" or some such like that, and then Crommunist twists a simple comparison into "we don't have racism here, we're Europeans, oooooooohhh".
I got that impression as well.
I just assume Crommie's being a fucking idiot, and lo, all is made sensible in mine eyes.

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Post by KiwiInOz »

justinvacula wrote:New from Adam Lee:

http://i.imgur.com/1YncIJH.jpg
Vacula - Have you stopped beating your wife yet?

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Post by ERV »

KiwiInOz wrote:
welch wrote:
It was all because of porn. you get better distance when you're cut.
Speaking of which; Ron Jeremy is in hospital with heart problems. I suspect that it was due to an inadequate blood supply for that organ.
I suspect its the same thing that got my partner-- aortic aneurysm, genetic 'quirk'. I hope he gets well cause that surgery is a BITCH. Or wait, am I supposed to call it an 'Adam Lee' now. The surgery is an ADAM LEE.

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AndrewV69 wrote:
incognito wrote:
Apples wrote:On Ophie's "Writing to be Understood" thread from the other day, the comments continued into this morning. Coelsblog carried on a scrupulously polite back-and-forth with Ophelia, even while being snarked at by other commenters.

....

http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterflies ... nderstood/
http://www.freezepage.com/1359579167HPLICGHXVE
Is this from FTBs?
(noob here, A+ defector [wind], ignorant of the FTB issues.)
It does appear to be.

So you are wind from A+. My goodness! That was certainly an interesting exchange you had with the mods about their secret forum(s).

It was entertaining to watch.

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welch wrote:
another lurker wrote:http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterflies ... ent-444585
Raging Bee

January 28, 2013 at 12:15 pm (UTC -8)

Tabby, I just read Heath’s rantings in the thread you cited, and it reinforces my suspicion that he’s going through some kind of personal crisis that’s compromising his ability to think and interact rationally. I’ve been reading his comments on SciBlogs and FTB for years, and this recent crap of his is nowhere near the caliber I’ve come to expect from him. His stated opinions are uncharacteristically incoherent and ridiculous, and even his sentences are less coherently written than usual. Whatever his real problem is (which we don’t need to know, since it’s most likely none of our business), I hope he gets it sorted out soon.

Bolded mine. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. So now, if you criticise them, not only are you a rapist and/or misogynist, but you have personal problems and are most likey going crazy?

I'll say it again.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

Will they stop at nothing to mischaracterize their detractors? Apparently not!

Don't be silly. It's a great ad hominem. "Ignore him, he's having personal/mental problems". Takes about a sentence to implement and can be used over and over forever.

It's like when people tell me my criticism is invalid because i'm ranty and profane. That tells me that i'm probably closer to correct than they like, and rather than fixing the problem, they don't want to do shit, so they dismiss my point because OMG BAD WERDS.

Welcome to New Media Douchebags.
That happened to me today. I was 'debating' an idiot on yahoo comments (it's great entertainment, and more fulfilling than FTB these days) and I made the mistake of referring to her as a 'twit'. From then on, she kept dismissing everything I said, b/c I called her a twit. Every thing she typed was a variation of 'you called me a twit thus all of your arguments are invalid.'

I think I am going to use that tactic, and the 'mental problems' one on yahoo just to be difficult for now on. It might even be fun to go over to FTB, all incognito, and accuse people of attacks when no such thing has occurred.

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Post by Submariner »

Now to lighten the mood, my bichon frise:


[youtube]hQuIBRQA2wk[/youtube]

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Post by katamari Damassi »

justinvacula wrote:New from Adam Lee:

http://i.imgur.com/1YncIJH.jpg
Yeah Justin, stop making rape threats! And while you're at it, stop committing genocide!

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Post by Steersman »

incognito wrote:
Tigzy wrote:
Dick Strawkins wrote: Yes, it's Ophelia Benson, who blogs at Butterflies and Wheels.

You are the famous 'wind', of A+ secret forum fame?

Welcome to the Slymepit!
LOL - Wind wouldn't feel quite so welcome if she/he knew what we were saying about him/her on the Slymepit secret forum.
SCREW YOU GUYS I"M GOIN HOME!
Maybe you’re just playing along, but that “SlymePit secret forum” is sort of an inside joke (I think ...) targeted mostly at AtheismPlus and the FfTB “back channel”. Many here seem somewhat loath to use smilies which I at least think are likely to minimize misunderstandings – if Eucliwood had used a few she might not be in the doghouse now ….

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Post by TheMan »

Lsuoma wrote:Woohoo! Bid price for the ad slot jumped to 8c!

But the day before google suspended my adsense account it had made $44 on that day alone. Not enough to live off, but serious pocket money...

Enough for two loaves of unlevened bread and three fishes

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Post by Submariner »

Hey, does the pit make any more money if I click on the (now no longer ad blocked) advertisement???

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incognito wrote:
Gumby wrote:
incognito wrote: Is this from FTBs?
(noob here, A+ defector [wind], ignorant of the FTB issues.)
Welcome, wind. Saw you making a lot of sense over on A+, figured it was just a matter of time before you left (voluntarily or not).
Thanks!
Here is a list of the words that you must not say in the Slymepit:
1) S E M P R I N I
2) N i
5) S E C R E T (!) F O R U M

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Post by BarnOwl »

Submariner wrote:Now to lighten the mood, my bichon frise:
SQUEEEEEEE!!!11!!!

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Post by Submariner »

Hey last post for tonight. The other submarine sailor guy posted a new video based on the site I told him about from Renee's post earlier.


[youtube]ODSP5GGGHRU[/youtube]

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Post by masakari2012 »

Seeing Submariner's avatar and name makes me feel like watching "The Hunt For Red October", or playing an old PC game that I have from my first IBM computer 1995, "Silent Running".

Justin, tell them that PZ Myers must present himself before the Slyme Pit, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own arse.
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Post by KiwiInOz »

Steersman wrote:
incognito wrote:
Tigzy wrote:
Dick Strawkins wrote: Yes, it's Ophelia Benson, who blogs at Butterflies and Wheels.

You are the famous 'wind', of A+ secret forum fame?

Welcome to the Slymepit!
LOL - Wind wouldn't feel quite so welcome if she/he knew what we were saying about him/her on the Slymepit secret forum.
SCREW YOU GUYS I"M GOIN HOME!
Maybe you’re just playing along, but that “SlymePit secret forum” is sort of an inside joke (I think ...) targeted mostly at AtheismPlus and the FfTB “back channel”. Many here seem somewhat loath to use smilies which I at least think are likely to minimize misunderstandings – if Eucliwood had used a few she might not be in the doghouse now ….
Incognito is well enmeshed in the inside joke, despite being outside of the secret forum.

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Post by Tristan »

fascination wrote:
Al Stefanelli wrote:Just got back from the doctor's office. Turns out I've got a rather nasty case of diabetes to add to my collection.

Here's my new best friend:

http://www.alstefanelli.com/testmachine.jpg
That sucks hon. Hopefully some dietary changes can help. I have a friend that had type 2 diabetes. She went on the South Beach diet just to lose weight. The south beach diet is a low to moderate carb diet but it's not as extreme as Atkins or Paleo. In fact, there's a vegetarian version of the diet. Anyway, she lost 65 pounds, improved her cholosterol and got off her diabetes medication. Thats what worked for her and she found the diet very easy to follow after the first two weeks (first 2 weeks are strict). You can have grains, fruit ,veggies and even treats sometimes. Of course everyone is different so I would talk to your doctor to see which diet she/he reccomends trying. Sometimes insurance will even pay for a dietician. I knew someone who was on Medicare or Medicaid (can't remember which) and they were even approved to see a dietician!

Another piece of advice: get yourself fitted for a few pairs of pressure stockings and wear them religiously. If you don't know why, Google "diabetic foot ulcer".

Seriously, diabetes sucks.

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Post by Submariner »

masakari2012 wrote:Seeing Submariner's avatar and name makes me feel like watching "The Hunt For Red October", or playing an old PC game that I have from my first IBM computer 1995, "Silent Running".

Justin, tell them that PZ Myers must present himself before the Slyme Pit, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own arse.
http://www.hark.com/clips/ltdcrkdtfl-pu ... s-own-arse
Except for the "caterpillar drive", the genius sonar tech, the cowboy American commander, and the panic from the reactor accident, it was pretty close to reality.

PZ would have to pull his head OUT of his ass first, in order to kiss it.

OK really last post, Night pit. Fuck off.

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Post by welch »

Zenspace wrote:
TheMan wrote:
sacha wrote:
windy wrote:
Whatever, they can pry my wholemeal rye bread out of my cold dead hands after it kills me, then.

http://www.ess.fi/upload/image/2008/8/18/ruisleipa.jpg
life isn't the same without good bread

A nice sour dough baked in a wood fire oven.... some olive oil, nice feta, stuffed olives, sun dried tomatoes.
You forgot the balsamic, man! You gotta have some balsamic for the olive oil!

pumpernickel and honey butter. Fuck you people overcomplicate everything.

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Post by Michael K Gray »

This is worth repeating in the main thread, for our new refugees:
http://i.imgur.com/6hrz3.png

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Post by welch »

ERV wrote:
KiwiInOz wrote:
welch wrote:
It was all because of porn. you get better distance when you're cut.
Speaking of which; Ron Jeremy is in hospital with heart problems. I suspect that it was due to an inadequate blood supply for that organ.
I suspect its the same thing that got my partner-- aortic aneurysm, genetic 'quirk'. I hope he gets well cause that surgery is a BITCH. Or wait, am I supposed to call it an 'Adam Lee' now. The surgery is an ADAM LEE.

Get your ADAM LEE ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!

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Re: ophelia pain

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Post by welch »

Steersman wrote:
incognito wrote:
Tigzy wrote:
Dick Strawkins wrote: Yes, it's Ophelia Benson, who blogs at Butterflies and Wheels.

You are the famous 'wind', of A+ secret forum fame?

Welcome to the Slymepit!
LOL - Wind wouldn't feel quite so welcome if she/he knew what we were saying about him/her on the Slymepit secret forum.
SCREW YOU GUYS I"M GOIN HOME!
Maybe you’re just playing along, but that “SlymePit secret forum” is sort of an inside joke (I think ...) targeted mostly at AtheismPlus and the FfTB “back channel”. Many here seem somewhat loath to use smilies which I at least think are likely to minimize misunderstandings – if Eucliwood had used a few she might not be in the doghouse now ….
I'm going to guess that South Park is something other people watch in your world.

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Post by jimthepleb »

wtf my posts have gone missing
they were nothing special but...
either they've been memory-holed by lsuoma (he's such an arse) or OB has nicked em to put towards her blog for tomorrow. (free words ophie, as i can tell getting more than 100 out a day is traumatic for you.
so in summary:
PZ is a tit
Adam Lee is a disingenuous cunt
LEAVE VACULA ALONE!!
Hello wind and welcome
Renee, glad to hear ur chap is recovering, may i extend your offer to bj, reacharound and a gentle prostate massage (love the new avatar hubba hubba)
Bread rocks
Fuck the middle east....fuck it into the ground!
And finally, submariner, you should get together with that other guy, you two have so much in common, he's kind of hot (i would imagine) and the sex would be great and would involve 0 misogyny

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Post by Lurkion »

Zenspace wrote:
justinvacula wrote:New from Adam Lee:

http://i.imgur.com/1YncIJH.jpg
In other words, drink the kool-aide, baby, ALL of it! Become one of the Boooooorg.

You weren't actually expecting something rational, were you? First off, the language thing aside, isn't agreeing to the behavioral terms regarding woman an indirect way of admitting you do any of that shit? Off course, if you protest and ask that that be removed because of that implication, Adam Lee will then immediately publicly post on his twitter feed that 'Justin Vacula hates all women', just like he did to Al Stefanelli and Reap. He is a disingenuous, arrogant little prig. Watch your back with him.

Second, who decides what is a reasonable harrassment policy? Who signs off on having the authorization as to who chooses leaders. Oh, your not black enough, so you can't have that seat. Welcome to the affirmative action bullshit - like you have any control over that anyway. Attend all th etalks the FtB/Skepchicks hold, whether you are interested or not. Lastly, that twit turned in his skeptic card a long time ago.

Don't call them professional victims. But what if thay ARE professional vitims. Do skeptics ignore the truth? Lastly, that twit turned in his skeptic card a long time ago.

Here is Adam's real offer in plain English: "We will stop telling lies about you if you kiss our asses, and maybe lick them a little bit too."

Meh.
Oh ffs. Adam Lee is a moron.

I like how it implies Justin was touching people without their consent.

Thanks to you other 'pitters for expressing the amazement at that comment by Lee that I simply cannot. I am gobsmacked.

I'm a nice guy, though. When Lee and his mob arrive on planet Earth, though, I'll still help show them around.

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justinvacula wrote:New from Adam Lee:

http://i.imgur.com/1YncIJH.jpg
LMAO! I Howled (and discovered that coyotes have finally made it up to this area).

I have a question though Justin ... are you being a mischievous cunt by making the offer in the first place?

My current thinking is that you must have suspected that this sort response, devoid of reality and free from evidence would surface.

Yumping Yimminy Lee!

Did your brains stage a successful jailbreak? Before you do anything else your top priority is to enlist the aid of a search party and find them. Before you make yourself even more of a laughingstock for all to see.

Once you find your brains Lee, I require you to provide proof that you have never:

- Threatened to rape anyone.
- Threatened violence to anyone.
- Used sexist slurs like "bitch" and "cunt"
- Implied that a person's appearance weight or sexual orientation and/or desirability has any bearing on her/his/xir opinion.
- Ogled anyone, man dog or woman.
- Touched someone without permission.
- Intruded on their personal space.
- Acted as if you are entitled to the space and time of someone else.
- Contacted someone once they have ASKED YOU TO STOP.
- Defended or associated with people who have done ANY of the above things.

That will do for now. Once you come back with PROOF you have NEVER done any of those things, I promise I will continue to laugh at you, to mock you and ridicule you.

Because, there is no known cure in the free world for what you appear to have.

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Post by John Greg »

welch said (http://www.slymepit.com/phpbb/viewtopic ... 601#p57601):
Fucking bagels are overrated. The hole's too small and you can never wash the smell of gefilte fish off your dick.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That was so fucking unexpected I almost joined the "spit on my monitor" gang.

Cheers.

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Post by KiwiInOz »

rocko2466 wrote:
I like how it implies Justin was touching people without their consent.
I wish it to be known that Justin has never touched me without consent.

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Post by fascination »

justinvacula wrote:New from Adam Lee:

http://i.imgur.com/1YncIJH.jpg
I have a question about the third paragraph. Is it just me or does it sound like he doesn't want men to be able to defend themselves from claims of harassment? What if a man (or woman) is wrongly accused of something like...oh, say taking upskirt photos at TAM? That person knows that they are innocent but they should just shut up and listen to what the accusers have to say? What if Adam Lee is wrongly accused of something one day? Maybe a woman he accidentally brushes up against in a crowded bar at a conference thinks he grabbed her butt. The woman accuses him of doing it on purpose. He is in danger of being thrown out of the conference and having his name smeared. Doesn't he want to be able to defend himself and say that she was mistaken? Obviously I'm not talking about criminal charges or anything, just the court of public opinion. However, things like this can ruin someone's reputation. Maybe I'm misreading it but I took that paragraph to mean "shut up and listen to the women" when it comes to harassmen - full stop.

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In the meantime, Greg Laden hosts a blog post by renowned crank Marc Verhaegen about the utterly discredited "Aquatic Ape Theory".
It is the watered down (pun intended) version thereof - not the batshit original by Ellaine Morgan - but still nothing more than a set of ridiculous speculations, woven together by unevidenced narrative.
Even Peezus has ridiculed it, in the past. So, the ensuing reactions may be fun to watch.

These pathetic levels of scholarship shouldn't surprise, however, after Laden's testosterone comment. He is a pseudoscientist, so it is only natural for him to be surrounded by other.



For those unfamiliar with it, see:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aquatic_ape_hypothesis

And the wonderful critique site by my friend Jim Moore:
http://www.aquaticape.org/

The post @ Laden's can be found here:
http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2013/ ... pe-theory/

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John Greg wrote:welch said (http://www.slymepit.com/phpbb/viewtopic ... 601#p57601):
Fucking bagels are overrated. The hole's too small and you can never wash the smell of gefilte fish off your dick.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That was so fucking unexpected I almost joined the "spit on my monitor" gang.

Cheers.
I fucking refuse to consume any beverage, or food of any fucking sort while reading the fucking slymepit any more.

Fucking hell!

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Post by Michael K Gray »

BannedAid wrote:The most popular and influential person in the skeptics movement (even though he's an agnostic) is probably Neil Tyson.
No.
Just no.
I'm not having that, thank-you very much young sonny-Jim, fellow-me-lad!
The most popular and influential person in the skeptics movement is quite clearly Setar.
What's not to love about the Stanley Katana wielding warrior for Social Justice and the GLOBAL Seattle/Minnesota way?

NDeGT more popular than Setar?
Hell Neil doesn't even have a Bachelor's degree in Sociology!
Dunno what he's got. But a degree in Sociology trumps those measly cis-gendered Astronomy PhDs, or those anti-feminist Particle Physics Doctorates.
I mean, take Prof Brian Cox for example! How much more misgynistic can one get:
A "Cox" with LITERALLY quintillions of female cis-gendered duped groupies!
It makes me cry in the corners of my eyes just thinking about what I am missing.
BannedAid wrote:The most popular and influential person in the skeptics movement (even though he's an agnostic) is probably Neil Tyson.
Fuck off out of this blog for bad language.
Take an enforced holiday. Banned for 4 months, 3 days, and 13 hours.
Go straight to your room and think very hard, young thing.
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Oh, for this hour's copy and paste hate session:

^^^^^THIS!!! Oh YES, This very Much!!!! Thank-you FlewCeecoke for telling me what to think!!! We Love Big one Flewellen deGenerous over the coockoo's nest!!

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Re: Now sponsored by [spoiler]the cult of Minerva[/spoiler]

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Post by Michael K Gray »

16bitheretic wrote:NDT, Bill Nye, Dawkins, Hitchens, Harris and Sagan are revered as heroes there.
Another reason why I avoid it.
"Hero" worship can only go one way.

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Re: Now sponsored by [spoiler]my dick[/spoiler]

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MKG wrote:
The most popular and influential person in the skeptics movement is quite clearly Setar.

:clap:

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Re: Now sponsored by [spoiler]my dick[/spoiler]

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Post by Al Stefanelli »

justinvacula wrote:New from Adam Lee:

http://i.imgur.com/1YncIJH.jpg
So, it's like 'You stop wearing cardigans, and we'll stop calling you Buicks'

Makes perfect sense

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Re: Now sponsored by [spoiler]my dick[/spoiler]

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Post by Notung »

KiwiInOz wrote:
justinvacula wrote:New from Adam Lee:

(quote)
Vacula - Have you stopped beating your wife yet?
My thoughts exactly.

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Re: Now sponsored by [spoiler]Pahryn-gulag[/spoiler]

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Post by Michael K Gray »

nippletwister wrote:
ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:I wouldn't agree with Ophelia if she told me grass was green and bacon's quite tasty.

But I do find myself concurring with her on one thing - and it turns my spine to jelly to admit it - which is that I'm really fucking bored of the boy Vacula, and his creepy mustache.

Boy, get yourself a paper round and save up enough money to take yourself to whichever damn conference you want. Just stop boring us with your tales of Twitter oppression by the FC(n) and others.

wow. I'll never understand the hatred reserved for those who actually do things. Must be fun for you or something, whatever.
Conc water gained the OM from one PZ Myers.
Old habits die hard.

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Re: freedom fries

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Post by Phil_Giordana_FCD »

Apples wrote:Hey Phil - I guess you're asleep over there in France, but just so you know, Peezus is showing you some love at Thunderdome:
PZ wrote:Now that asshole Phil Giordana is probing, trying to get past the filters to post here. Give it up, jerk: you’re BANNED. That means I don’t want you posting here at all. The same goes for all the other slymers: once you’re banned, you don’t get to comment anywhere here.
http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/ ... erdome-17/
http://www.freezepage.com/1359586943STJDRTPWAA
http://www.wcreplays.com/forums/image.p ... 1172096807
Duh? "Trying to get past the filters"? First, my hacking skills are limited to retrieving my email password by answering the secret question I filled when registering to the email service. Second, if I wanted to get past the filters, I'd create a new email address and use a proxy. Third, if your fat lying ass asserts that a thread is unmoderated, it should be unmoderated.

Creationist fucker!

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Re: freedom fries

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Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote: Duh? "Trying to get past the filters"? First, my hacking skills are limited to retrieving my email password by answering the secret question I filled when registering to the email service. Second, if I wanted to get past the filters, I'd create a new email address and use a proxy. Third, if your fat lying ass asserts that a thread is unmoderated, it should be unmoderated.

Creationist fucker!
Okay, so are you saying it wasn't you? Sort of sad if the person didn't even say who they were and he just accused someone out of like, millions banned there. And yeah, bannings definitely sound MODERATED. Unmoderated, rofl.

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Re: Now sponsored by [spoiler]my dick[/spoiler]

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Post by Gefan »

[/quote]

Well, hopefully we'll hear something in the next day or two. He has a *HUGE* scar. They stopped counting stitches at 47. It goes from just about his ear to his chin :([/quote]

Sounds like the aftermath of the average Saturday night out in Britain.

Having said that, we're all wishing you guys the best.

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Re: Now sponsored by [spoiler]my dick[/spoiler]

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Post by Eucliwood »

Lsuoma, is that post... I forget what it's about, but I had my awesome random pictures in it (don't worry, you can't actually see me.) Where is it bro?

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Re: Now sponsored by [spoiler]my dick[/spoiler]

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Post by Notung »

Re: Adam Lee's comment - it's a bit like saying to someone protesting their innocence when wrongly convicted of murder "when you stop murdering people, we'll listen".

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Re: Now sponsored by [spoiler]my dick[/spoiler]

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Post by fascination »

ReneeHendricks wrote:
fascination wrote:Renee, how is your guy doing?
Well, I'm hoping his attempt to have pizza last night has caused his throat to be more swollen. His voice is very faint and croaky. However, he's mildly cranky (so that's normal) and he's trying to keep resting. It's just that soup, jello, and pudding isn't cutting it for him at the moment.

Thanks for asking :) He'll be good, I'm sure.
Does he like tofu? I used to make puddings , fruit and savory purées with silken tofu for my daughter sometimes when she was a baby (I made most of her baby food myself). Actually, I still make the pudding and fruit ones for her sometimes because she still likes them (she's 2 now, almost 3 ). I can PM you any recipes I still have. Pudding made with silken tofu is a lot more filling than regular pudding. You can't even taste the tofu. It's worth a shot. :)

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Re: Now sponsored by [spoiler]my chosen women[/spoiler]

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Post by Michael K Gray »

justinvacula wrote:New from Adam Lee:

http://i.imgur.com/1YncIJH.jpg
Ask him "To which women should I listen?"
Surly Amy or GirlWritesWhat?
It is the key.

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Re: Now sponsored by [spoiler]my dick[/spoiler]

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Post by John Greg »

What's not to love about the Stanley Katana wielding warrior for Social Justice and the GLOBAL Seattle/Minnesota way?
Perfect, MKG, perfect.

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Re: Now sponsored by [spoiler]my dick[/spoiler]

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Post by KiwiInOz »

fascination wrote: Does he like tofu? I used to make puddings , fruit and savory purées with silken tofu for my daughter sometimes when she was a baby (I made most of her baby food myself). Actually, I still make the pudding and fruit ones for her sometimes because she still likes them (she's 2 now, almost 3 ). I can PM you any recipes I still have. Pudding made with silken tofu is a lot more filling than regular pudding. You can't even taste the tofu. It's worth a shot. :)
Is there even a more disgusting and demeaning word in the English language than tofu?

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Re: Now sponsored by [spoiler]my mind[/spoiler]

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Post by Michael K Gray »

BannedAid wrote:Is there anybody in the athi/skepto-sphere more dishonest than Adam Lee?
M'lud. I present as exhibit C, one Greg Laden.

I rest my case.

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Re: Now sponsored by [spoiler]my dick[/spoiler]

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Post by John Greg »

I loves me teh Tofu!

Especially deep-fried salt and pepper tofu.

:eabod:

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Re: Now sponsored by [spoiler]my dick[/spoiler]

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Post by Gefan »

KiwiInOz wrote:
fascination wrote: Does he like tofu? I used to make puddings , fruit and savory purées with silken tofu for my daughter sometimes when she was a baby (I made most of her baby food myself). Actually, I still make the pudding and fruit ones for her sometimes because she still likes them (she's 2 now, almost 3 ). I can PM you any recipes I still have. Pudding made with silken tofu is a lot more filling than regular pudding. You can't even taste the tofu. It's worth a shot. :)
Is there even a more disgusting and demeaning word in the English language than tofu?
Depends on whether or not "Peezus" qualifies as an actual word.

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Re: Now sponsored by [spoiler]my dick[/spoiler]

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Post by KiwiInOz »

John Greg wrote:I loves me teh Tofu!

Especially deep-fried salt and pepper tofu.

:eabod:
It's those damn shite Bean Kurds again.

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Re: Now sponsored by [spoiler]my dick[/spoiler]

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Post by KiwiInOz »

Gefan wrote:
KiwiInOz wrote:
fascination wrote: Does he like tofu? I used to make puddings , fruit and savory purées with silken tofu for my daughter sometimes when she was a baby (I made most of her baby food myself). Actually, I still make the pudding and fruit ones for her sometimes because she still likes them (she's 2 now, almost 3 ). I can PM you any recipes I still have. Pudding made with silken tofu is a lot more filling than regular pudding. You can't even taste the tofu. It's worth a shot. :)
Is there even a more disgusting and demeaning word in the English language than tofu?
Depends on whether or not "Peezus" qualifies as an actual word.
Perhaps I should have qualified it with ... four letter word.

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Re: Now sponsored by [spoiler]my dick[/spoiler]

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Post by Eucliwood »

Tsk, tsk, tsk... exaggerating to the point of lying. Don't misrepresent my side of the story.

I read what you were telling someone, Lsuoma. Don't take advantage of the fact that they weren't there to see it and that I can't ASAP defend myself because I'm on moderation.

Here is exactly what happened:
Eucliwood wrote:decius, I finally open up a quote of yours and it's about insulting me? If you want to play the paranoia-minor card, how about you leave me alone? You look kind of creepy insulting a minor whenever you can. What's that about? I'm scared.

Did I mention that I've been in contact with agents before? They're very minor-shield happy... I can find her card somewhere... if not, I'll just walk down to the department. Policemen also run in the family.

I'm not kidding about having to be in the presence of FBI workers before. I'm tired of your shit, though, so it might be worth it to wail victim and actually embrace it. YOU'RE the only one in any danger of landing in trouble, using honey pot insults against me. That is so old.
^Post has nothing to do with Lsuoma/Restoftheforum_here.

Also see what I said in response to someone using it as a "that's the reason you're moderated.
Eucliwood wrote: As for your claim... naw, I take complete responsibility for my actions. I, Eucliwoo Itself, threatened decius. It was clearly a fucking joke though. Why should I be ashamed? "I can get you arrested for bothering me!" What does being a minor have to do with anything? :P I didn't expect people to use it. Did decius himself even do anything besides reply with some snark?

Decius, if you were really shaking in your boots, you don't have to worry. Ever. Like I said, even if you went and forced me to do some fucked up things worth reporting, I'm incapable of reporting you, in terms of what my precious soul can handle. I don't need additional stress.

...Buuut again, like I said, moderating me is sort of irrelevant and has nothing to do with helping decius or others I could get prosecuted here, and it would in fact be counterproductive... so I'm pretty sure no one did it with decius' well-being in mind. I'm pretty sure they didn't even take me seriously, because if they did, they wouldn't have done something else to me to tempt me even more. Common fucking sense.

Unable to take responsibility for my actions or troll? Lol.

No, I'm just incapable of taking responsibility for someone else's actions. I'm incapable of letting them use mine to excuse their own. If they're going to do that, they could at least make it convincing as an excuse.
This is just about my 4-5th time making the same point over and over, only for you, Lsuoma, and others to ignore it, twist it, and then act as if it really *does* make sense as a reason to moderate me. Sorry, but it doesn't, and you can kinda see why I don't buy it. But whatever.

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Re: Now sponsored by [spoiler]my dick[/spoiler]

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Post by fascination »

KiwiInOz wrote:
fascination wrote: Does he like tofu? I used to make puddings , fruit and savory purées with silken tofu for my daughter sometimes when she was a baby (I made most of her baby food myself). Actually, I still make the pudding and fruit ones for her sometimes because she still likes them (she's 2 now, almost 3 ). I can PM you any recipes I still have. Pudding made with silken tofu is a lot more filling than regular pudding. You can't even taste the tofu. It's worth a shot. :)
Is there even a more disgusting and demeaning word in the English language than tofu?
I take it that you're not a tofu fan?

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(Oh, I also want to say, that if someone were truly concerned for decius's well being & thought the threat was a real risk, they'd be advising people to stop being assholes, since there'd be nothing one can do to stop me from carrying out what I said, and taking action *against* the one who threatened would of course only provoke them. If someone honestly believed they should lock someone up because they were "being an asshole to a minor" (Right. That was convincing. You can't report someone if the victim is an adult, just a minor. /sarcasm), making them feel like they were shitted on further in response (moderation) would make no sense at all.)

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Re: Now sponsored by [spoiler]my dick[/spoiler]

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Post by rayshul »

Oh Adam Lee, still the most repugnant human being on the planet.

Fuck, but he is a worthless, vile piece of shit.

His fucking existence is harrassment of my fucking sensibilities.

Having to exist on the same planet as him is fucking disgusting.

Listen to the women, Adam. :)

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Re: Now swallowed by [spoiler]my shark[/spoiler]

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Post by Michael K Gray »

TheMan wrote:Enough for two loaves of unlevened bread and three fishes
Don't mention the nutritionless Bread.
I did once, (and I think I got away with it).

AND:- Don't mention fishes.
It is a TRIGGER for my revulsion at the thought of the odious HalfWit-Gefilte-Fish, a white-pointer Inuit shark-spastic-warrior with indeterminate gender issues, and somewhat ragged self-esteem.
It triggers my gag-reflex, if you must know.

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Re: Now sponsored by [spoiler]my dick[/spoiler]

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Post by KiwiInOz »

fascination wrote: I take it that you're not a tofu fan?
I'm just pulling your chain. Tofu makes for excellent food fights.

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fascination wrote:
ReneeHendricks wrote:
fascination wrote:Renee, how is your guy doing?
Well, I'm hoping his attempt to have pizza last night has caused his throat to be more swollen. His voice is very faint and croaky. However, he's mildly cranky (so that's normal) and he's trying to keep resting. It's just that soup, jello, and pudding isn't cutting it for him at the moment.

Thanks for asking :) He'll be good, I'm sure.
Does he like tofu? I used to make puddings , fruit and savory purées with silken tofu for my daughter sometimes when she was a baby (I made most of her baby food myself). Actually, I still make the pudding and fruit ones for her sometimes because she still likes them (she's 2 now, almost 3 ). I can PM you any recipes I still have. Pudding made with silken tofu is a lot more filling than regular pudding. You can't even taste the tofu. It's worth a shot. :)

Please PM the recipe to me! I am always on the lookout for healthy, filling foods!

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