Re: The Periodic Table's Younger, Sexier, Sibling Thread...
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 8:59 pm
I've made a huge mistake. :doh:Eucliwood wrote:ONE DAY... I will write an indepth fiction piece after lucid dreaming it or something
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I've made a huge mistake. :doh:Eucliwood wrote:ONE DAY... I will write an indepth fiction piece after lucid dreaming it or something
...and that's how Eucli killed the Slymepit. The end.Eucliwood wrote:Aw, I'm sorry he did that to you. I would have taken the blow for you or somehow emptied my place into your place.Rystefn wrote: Goes back to the whole "rape switch" conversation. Things got pretty nasty. Part of the conversation went on in e-mails, and the fucker cobbled together some shit he sent to Svan claiming it was a forwarded e-mail from me admitting to trolling the whole thing. Then he claimed that because I didn't get a fucking subpoena to Google for the records of the e-mail, it was clear that his con was the real deal. It would have been laughable, except he somehow managed to con a bunch of people into thinking that made any kind of sense.
Nothing he's done since has cast him in any better light that I've seen. He's a thoroughly dishonest piece of shit, and if I heard he was severaly injured, I would go visit him in the hospital just so i could laugh at his misery in person.
ooo.. this calls for an image... *snips Thimbledick slashfic*
TO BE CONTINUED.
Um, decius? Leave me alone. Yeah, I was sort of teasing, but I seriously daydream this stuff. I can write criticisms about him here, so why not reveal a more perverted side of myself involving him? Put me on ignore if you bugs this bad, seriously. I bet if someone else was writing their daydreams it wouldn't be demonized as much.decius wrote:Eucliwood, continue to be an obnoxious moron on purpose and you'll be driven out.
She's just Gen Y - the world needs to know what she is thinking. As it happens. In detail. Over and over.decius wrote:Eucliwood, continue to be an obnoxious moron on purpose and you'll be driven out.
Your word is our command.rayshul wrote:Well, fuck.
KiwiInOz wrote:She's just Gen Y - the world needs to know what she is thinking. As it happens. In detail. Over and over.decius wrote:Eucliwood, continue to be an obnoxious moron on purpose and you'll be driven out.
Mostly harmless (as Notung?? said).
That's actually a pretty good idea. We could corner the market on FC(n) slashfic, and on top of that, having it hosted at the slymepit would probably cause some clentched jaws and spittles.Eucliwood wrote:Okay, how about I create a separate thread in which I let out my "slash" (what is that?) fics? I wont go into it just to write "hm, Id like to fuck X though" you'll just have to tolerate that in a normal post. But if I'm going to go off on a tangent about a daydream, I'll post there. Ladies, gay men, it might be able to help you too. I know it helps me calm down my upset at some of them... as for the women... I'm not into women, so there's nothing I can do about my rage at people like Taslima or ophelia and the rest of those hags.
It'd probably be more effective that waterboarding.Eucliwood wrote:KiwiInOz wrote:She's just Gen Y - the world needs to know what she is thinking. As it happens. In detail. Over and over.decius wrote:Eucliwood, continue to be an obnoxious moron on purpose and you'll be driven out.
Mostly harmless (as Notung?? said).
Um, please, if I was updating you on my thoughts as they happen there'd be way more shit in here. I don't post a LOT of my thoughts on posts here, etc.
Eucliwood wrote:Okay, how about I create a separate thread in which I let out my "slash" (what is that?) fics?
And make it pay per view.aweraw wrote:That's actually a pretty good idea. We could corner the market on FC(n) slashfic, and on top of that, having it hosted at the slymepit would probably cause some clentched jaws and spittles.Eucliwood wrote:Okay, how about I create a separate thread in which I let out my "slash" (what is that?) fics? I wont go into it just to write "hm, Id like to fuck X though" you'll just have to tolerate that in a normal post. But if I'm going to go off on a tangent about a daydream, I'll post there. Ladies, gay men, it might be able to help you too. I know it helps me calm down my upset at some of them... as for the women... I'm not into women, so there's nothing I can do about my rage at people like Taslima or ophelia and the rest of those hags.
Sounds like a plan. Everyone take off your pants.rayshul wrote:Well, fuck.
Oh, hahaha.DownThunder wrote:Actually Im curious to see if anyone from FTB can put a spin of violent misogyny onto the idea of wanting to be impregnated by Thimbledooby.
We, ever-efficient tools of the patriarchy that we are, have convinced you that you're a mindless fuck toy, only useful as a semi-mobile vagina support system for sex and baby-making, so when you began to be convinced by his superior FTB arguments, the victory manifested in your brain as a desire to make babies with him.Eucliwood wrote:Oh, hahaha.DownThunder wrote:Actually Im curious to see if anyone from FTB can put a spin of violent misogyny onto the idea of wanting to be impregnated by Thimbledooby.
"Oh my god, the slymepit has infected her brains, she doesn't like him for his viewz, and is yet writing things like that, it's like she's mind raping herself, they have taught her not to value herself"
Okay... yeah, Im trying too hard. I have no idea how they'd succeed in putting a spin on it. xD
ROTFLReap wrote:http://reapsowradio.com/graphics/flysm.gif
I got 69. And under Rayshul.Al Stefanelli wrote:Well, at least I got in the first 100. Lmao
Jason is a complete waste of space and time. The extent of which can not be described with words. Every breath he takes means others suffer. I can't say if he is handsome because I find him too repulsive for consideration. He loves me tho.Eucliwood wrote:Okay, so I've embarrassed myself going at the Jason Thibeault dude. What happens when you do this, and then apologize??? Des he continue destroying you or what? I really don't want to be destroyed after an apology. It hurts, like when you accidentally bump someone down and they slap your hand away when you try to help them up. Does anyone have any experience in this?
Also, does anyone else think he's a handsome guy or am I on my own here? Rofl, I wonder how much vomit I can get out of the Lousy Canuck with that line?
PSH... nevar! If they make the mistake of assuming I'm writing sexy stories involving him because he has any superior FTB arguments, I'll correct them!Rystefn wrote:
We, ever-efficient tools of the patriarchy that we are, have convinced you that you're a mindless fuck toy, only useful as a semi-mobile vagina support system for sex and baby-making, so when you began to be convinced by his superior FTB arguments, the victory manifested in your brain as a desire to make babies with him.
What do you mean by the part I have bolded? I am interested. FULL NARRATIVE RECOUNTING please.Reap wrote:
Jason is a complete waste of space and time. The extent of which can not be described with words. Every breath he takes means others suffer. I can't say if he is handsome because I find him too repulsive for consideration. He loves me tho.
A young post; and the sap is rising.fascination wrote:Um, what did I walk in on?!
...ugh. Okay, I bolded it now.Eucliwood wrote:What do you mean by the part I have bolded? I am interested. FULL NARRATIVE RECOUNTING please.Reap wrote:
Jason is a complete waste of space and time. The extent of which can not be described with words. Every breath he takes means others suffer. I can't say if he is handsome because I find him too repulsive for consideration. He loves me tho.
Omg, did you used to date him or something? I'm sorry if you did.
Its cool, I dumped him. He has a small penis and I'm shallow like that.Eucliwood wrote:What do you mean by the part I have bolded? I am interested. FULL NARRATIVE RECOUNTING please.Reap wrote:
Jason is a complete waste of space and time. The extent of which can not be described with words. Every breath he takes means others suffer. I can't say if he is handsome because I find him too repulsive for consideration. He loves me tho.
Omg, did you used to date him or something? I'm sorry if you did.
Same thing as when you walked into your parents bedroom that one time. Shit you'd rather not know about.fascination wrote:Um, what did I walk in on?!
Reap wrote:Its cool, I dumped him. He has a small penis and I'm shallow like that.Eucliwood wrote:What do you mean by the part I have bolded? I am interested. FULL NARRATIVE RECOUNTING please.Reap wrote:
Jason is a complete waste of space and time. The extent of which can not be described with words. Every breath he takes means others suffer. I can't say if he is handsome because I find him too repulsive for consideration. He loves me tho.
Omg, did you used to date him or something? I'm sorry if you did.
Look at thisfascination wrote:Are we discussing sexual fantasies? Flirting?
Yeah, that was covered in the other thread. Thank you though. Maybe someone who missed it there will see it here.Polterguest wrote:Sorry if this has been posted but:
Read this, concerning someone called 'Hugo Schwyzer'.
http://www.care2.com/causes/reclaiming- ... tml?page=1
Now look who's palling around with the subject of that article (and that by far isn't the only critical article about him by feminists).
You've guessed it - Melody. And we know she believes in guilt by association so...
As far as videos go, I usually hit the little "watch later" button and leave it for when I'm cooking or sketching or absentmindedly grinding away in some videogame, but a reddit with the latest and greatest is looking really good right about now. [I guess I'm being silly and trying to read every post. Even skimming is taking too long though...]aweraw wrote:I'm trying to keep an archive of videos and stuff posted here in the slymepit subreddit I created. You can read up until you're current, then go back and hopefully all the videos you skipped will be posted there. Feel free to post your own links there too.JackRayner wrote:Those videos you folk post don't help...
Link: http://www.reddit.com/r/slymepit/
Not sure how to define this abomination, but we may need to have a word with LSuoma. A 30-minute post limit imposed on selected posters could bring the tripe rate down to more tolerable levels.fascination wrote:Um, what did I walk in on?!
Mmm. Tripe.decius wrote:Not sure how to define this abomination, but we may need to have a word with LSuoma. A 30-minute post limit imposed on selected posters could bring the tripe rate down to more tolerable levels.fascination wrote:Um, what did I walk in on?!
Clearly you're an inexperienced SlimePitter. I'm now a master at mouse-wheeling very quickly through the vast reams of (putting it politely) stuff I'm not interested in. ;)decius wrote:A 30-minute post limit imposed on selected posters could bring the tripe rate down to more tolerable levels.
It's been a recurring thing around here for some time, but the first time someone brought up a sexual fantasy about one of the FTBastards (Eucli wants to redeem Thimbledick with the power of fucking), it comes to light that Reap used to fuck him until it turns out Thimbledick isn't just a funny nickname, but a factual description of his anatomy. Also, he may or may not be into some weird shit Reap doesn't want to tell us about.fascination wrote:Are we discussing sexual fantasies? Flirting?
How about if I vomit for him, and you remove your fingers from the keyboard for half an hour?Eucliwood wrote:appearances can fool. He should prove it by [spoiler]sticking it into my mighty dick receiver[/spoiler] Haha. I'm trying to make him vomit.
Yeah. Lots of laughs, occasionally productive discussions about how to deal with things, Phil's sexy accent... we've got it all and then some.fascination wrote:Rystefn, you're on my contact list. Do you like the Skype sesssions? I'm going to try to fit one in soon when Im feeling better.
I'd join in, but these usually occur during my work hours, and my office doesn't have a door.Rystefn wrote:Yeah. Lots of laughs, occasionally productive discussions about how to deal with things, Phil's sexy accent... we've got it all and then some.fascination wrote:Rystefn, you're on my contact list. Do you like the Skype sesssions? I'm going to try to fit one in soon when Im feeling better.
Feel free to suggest a time that works better for you. Some of us have very flexible schedules.KiwiInOz wrote:I'd join in, but these usually occur during my work hours, and my office doesn't have a door.Rystefn wrote:Yeah. Lots of laughs, occasionally productive discussions about how to deal with things, Phil's sexy accent... we've got it all and then some.fascination wrote:Rystefn, you're on my contact list. Do you like the Skype sesssions? I'm going to try to fit one in soon when Im feeling better.
For the reason that Long is a 'slymepitter'. I'm not sure what that means any more, since Long has never posted here.Tkmlac wrote:I read that little post by PZ about his self-importance. I could almost see him dribbling from his mouth as he furiously typed, laughing maniacally when he hit send. I browsed the comments and saw the ban hammer come down on Long after just one civil comment. PZ is losing it.
I'll have to try it out. I need to pick up a better mic this weekend though. Does anyone have any suggestions on what kind of mic to get? Is a gaming headset okay? That's what I had but it broke.Rystefn wrote:Yeah. Lots of laughs, occasionally productive discussions about how to deal with things, Phil's sexy accent... we've got it all and then some.fascination wrote:Rystefn, you're on my contact list. Do you like the Skype sesssions? I'm going to try to fit one in soon when Im feeling better.
Mileage seems to vary a lot on this. So far, I find it's like listening to a babbling brook compared to the fingernails-on-the-chalkboard effect of Steers or oolon.Git wrote:Nah, I'm finding the whole thing hilarious.
I'm using a gaming headset. It's not perfect, but it's functional enough. No one's complained about it so far, anyway.fascination wrote:I'll have to try it out. I need to pick up a better mic this weekend though. Does anyone have any suggestions on what kind of mic to get? Is a gaming headset okay? That's what I had but it broke.Rystefn wrote:Yeah. Lots of laughs, occasionally productive discussions about how to deal with things, Phil's sexy accent... we've got it all and then some.fascination wrote:Rystefn, you're on my contact list. Do you like the Skype sesssions? I'm going to try to fit one in soon when Im feeling better.
[youtube]4AznmrRZsRQ[/youtube]Tkmlac wrote:I read that little post by PZ about his self-importance. I could almost see him dribbling from his mouth as he furiously typed, laughing maniacally when he hit send. I browsed the comments and saw the ban hammer come down on Long after just one civil comment. PZ is losing it.
