Periodic Table of Swearing

[Spence]

Destroying a joke* 101: If you use "allez", second plural tense, then you have to use it for the follow-up. I won't even touch the subject of bad spelling (ok, I will: "droit", "gauche").

Allez tout droit, tournez à gauche!

Or whatever...


*this whole stuff was a pure accident. Couldn't remember what I wanted to type.

Ta gueule, Monsieur Franchouillard :lol:

[Gumby]

Bonjour! Allez tout doit, tourne a gouche!

Firstly, welcome to the forum but I believe your lack of English language skills is effecting your ability to understand the debate. I have absolutely no fucking clue what meaning that plate full of alphabeti spagetti, I quoted above, is supposed to convey.

It's with a sincere, loving and heavy heart that I suggest to the mods that they put you on a week long break.

Hey, piss off. What Altair wrote was perfectly readable. Maybe you're just retarded. I see also, that your very first post welcomes Altair to the forum. Just before you insult him. What the fuck?

S/he was just satirizing a ridiculous incident on the A+ forum. No harm done.

[Gumby]

I sometimes wonder what the point of the ignore option is. I see the Pied Piper is back spouting dishonest shite and once again everybody has their dancing shoes on and is quoting every bit of drivel he comes up with. Maybe I should just ignore everybody, except the sensible few who won't play his game and give him the attention he craves.

Oh, and JayTeeAitch why don't you fuck off back where you came from?

Yeah, it would be great if the ignore option blanked out "foe" quotes in replies as well. I am well past bored with that obvious fucking troll.

[JayTeeAitch]

Bonjour! Allez tout doit, tourne a gouche!

Firstly, welcome to the forum but I believe your lack of English language skills is effecting your ability to understand the debate. I have absolutely no fucking clue what meaning that plate full of alphabeti spagetti, I quoted above, is supposed to convey.

It's with a sincere, loving and heavy heart that I suggest to the mods that they put you on a week long break.

Destroying a joke* 101: If you use "allez", second plural tense, then you have to use it for the follow-up. I won't even touch the subject of bad spelling (ok, I will: "droit", "gauche").

Allez tout droit, tournez à gauche!

Or whatever...


*this whole stuff was a pure accident. Couldn't remember what I wanted to type.

I see you're not familiar with the Canadian French language. Don't bother looking it up, just trust me.

Sincerely,
MaiforpeaceOff

[Phil_Giordana_FCD]

Destroying a joke* 101: If you use "allez", second plural tense, then you have to use it for the follow-up. I won't even touch the subject of bad spelling (ok, I will: "droit", "gauche").

Allez tout droit, tournez à gauche!

Or whatever...


*this whole stuff was a pure accident. Couldn't remember what I wanted to type.

Ta gueule, Monsieur Franchouillard :lol:

Mais va te faire foutre, connard! ;)

[JayTeeAitch]

Bonjour! Allez tout doit, tourne a gouche!

Firstly, welcome to the forum but I believe your lack of English language skills is effecting your ability to understand the debate. I have absolutely no fucking clue what meaning that plate full of alphabeti spagetti, I quoted above, is supposed to convey.

It's with a sincere, loving and heavy heart that I suggest to the mods that they put you on a week long break.

Hey, piss off. What Altair wrote was perfectly readable. Maybe you're just retarded. I see also, that your very first post welcomes Altair to the forum. Just before you insult him. What the fuck?

It's a nice thing that I did for Altair. They'll thank me in the end - if the mods let them back in!

Also, It may be my first post but I've been lurking for a good 3 hours.

[Scented Nectar]

Bonjour! Allez tout doit, tourne a gouche!

Firstly, welcome to the forum but I believe your lack of English language skills is effecting your ability to understand the debate. I have absolutely no fucking clue what meaning that plate full of alphabeti spagetti, I quoted above, is supposed to convey.

It's with a sincere, loving and heavy heart that I suggest to the mods that they put you on a week long break.

Hey, piss off. What Altair wrote was perfectly readable. Maybe you're just retarded. I see also, that your very first post welcomes Altair to the forum. Just before you insult him. What the fuck?

SN: satire, maybe? Like that other fucker at A+ insulting somreone for their lack of English mastering? That's the way I took it, anyway.

Well, that's where a smiley would have been useful. One of these maybe: :P I thought this guy was someone following Altair around on the net, and trolling/bugging him, since it was the first post for both of them.

[Reap]

Hey, piss off. What Altair wrote was perfectly readable. Maybe you're just retarded. I see also, that your very first post welcomes Altair to the forum. Just before you insult him. What the fuck?

Build em up and then tear em down....It builds character. I believe a thank you is in order

[bhoytony]

Bonjour! Allez tout doit, tourne a gouche!

Firstly, welcome to the forum but I believe your lack of English language skills is effecting your ability to understand the debate. I have absolutely no fucking clue what meaning that plate full of alphabeti spagetti, I quoted above, is supposed to convey.

It's with a sincere, loving and heavy heart that I suggest to the mods that they put you on a week long break.

Oh and by the way, when you are criticising another poster's English, you might want to buy a dictionary and look up the difference between effect and affect, you dozy fucker.

[Dilurk]

Bonjour! Allez tout doit, tourne a gouche!

Firstly, welcome to the forum but I believe your lack of English language skills is effecting your ability to understand the debate. I have absolutely no fucking clue what meaning that plate full of alphabeti spagetti, I quoted above, is supposed to convey.

It's with a sincere, loving and heavy heart that I suggest to the mods that they put you on a week long break.

Destroying a joke* 101: If you use "allez", second plural tense, then you have to use it for the follow-up. I won't even touch the subject of bad spelling (ok, I will: "droit", "gauche").

Allez tout droit, tournez à gauche!

Or whatever...


*this whole stuff was a pure accident. Couldn't remember what I wanted to type.

I see you're not familiar with the Canadian French language. Don't bother looking it up, just trust me.

Sincerely,
MaiforpeaceOff

kwa?

[JayTeeAitch]

Bonjour! Allez tout doit, tourne a gouche!

Firstly, welcome to the forum but I believe your lack of English language skills is effecting your ability to understand the debate. I have absolutely no fucking clue what meaning that plate full of alphabeti spagetti, I quoted above, is supposed to convey.

It's with a sincere, loving and heavy heart that I suggest to the mods that they put you on a week long break.

Hey, piss off. What Altair wrote was perfectly readable. Maybe you're just retarded. I see also, that your very first post welcomes Altair to the forum. Just before you insult him. What the fuck?

SN: satire, maybe? Like that other fucker at A+ insulting somreone for their lack of English mastering? That's the way I took it, anyway.

Well, that's where a smiley would have been useful. One of these maybe: :P I thought this guy was someone following Altair around on the net, and trolling/bugging him, since it was the first post for both of them.

Altair actually alluded to the A+ forum incident in his post. I couldn't resist. :D

[JayTeeAitch]

Bonjour! Allez tout doit, tourne a gouche!

Firstly, welcome to the forum but I believe your lack of English language skills is effecting your ability to understand the debate. I have absolutely no fucking clue what meaning that plate full of alphabeti spagetti, I quoted above, is supposed to convey.

It's with a sincere, loving and heavy heart that I suggest to the mods that they put you on a week long break.

Destroying a joke* 101: If you use "allez", second plural tense, then you have to use it for the follow-up. I won't even touch the subject of bad spelling (ok, I will: "droit", "gauche").

Allez tout droit, tournez à gauche!

Or whatever...


*this whole stuff was a pure accident. Couldn't remember what I wanted to type.

I see you're not familiar with the Canadian French language. Don't bother looking it up, just trust me.

Sincerely,
MaiforpeaceOff

kwa?

Kakvo? Ne razbiram.

[Pitchguest]

I'll just leave this here:

http://atheismplus.com/forums/viewtopic ... 361#p26361

[JayTeeAitch]

I'll just leave this here:

http://atheismplus.com/forums/viewtopic ... 361#p26361

I couldn't find that earlier and I see, after reading it again, I failed miserably to match Mai's supreme level of rudeness.

[Phil_Giordana_FCD]

*Snip*

kwa?

Kakvo? Ne razbiram.[/quote]

Co? Quoi? Che?

(Out of curiosity, does "Kakvo? Ne razbiram" mean "Whats Never mind"?)

[Spence]

I see you're not familiar with the Canadian French language. Don't bother looking it up, just trust me.

Sincerely,
MaiforpeaceOff

Psst. Go with Belgian. Nothing would surprise the French about how much the Belgians have distorted their language. I mean, what the hell is "nonante" supposed to be anyway? What normal person wouldn't say four-twenty-ten?

[Scented Nectar]

Hey, piss off. What Altair wrote was perfectly readable. Maybe you're just retarded. I see also, that your very first post welcomes Altair to the forum. Just before you insult him. What the fuck?

Build em up and then tear em down....It builds character. I believe a thank you is in order

Oh the humanity, it's too cruel. A thank you is just too much, I tell you! :lol:

[Scented Nectar]

Altair actually alluded to the A+ forum incident in his post. I couldn't resist. :D

Doh! I should have caught that. My apologies. :)

[Phil_Giordana_FCD]

I see you're not familiar with the Canadian French language. Don't bother looking it up, just trust me.

Sincerely,
MaiforpeaceOff

I have a hard time skyping one of my musicians who lives in Montreal. We have to repeat stuff about 3 times and even type them to understand each others somertimes.

Calice!

[JayTeeAitch]

*Snip*

kwa?

Kakvo? Ne razbiram.

Co? Quoi? Che?

(Out of curiosity, does "Kakvo? Ne razbiram" mean "Whats Never mind"?)[/quote]

It's - what? I don't understand.

Never mind = Niama nishto. (literally - there is no nothing :? ).

[Spence]

Ta gueule, Monsieur Franchouillard :lol:

Mais va te faire foutre, connard! ;)

Ha ha. I think I would lose quite badly in a head-to-head with you using French insults. Although it could vastly improve my *useful* French vocab :think:

[Phil_Giordana_FCD]

I see you're not familiar with the Canadian French language. Don't bother looking it up, just trust me.

Sincerely,
MaiforpeaceOff

Psst. Go with Belgian. Nothing would surprise the French about how much the Belgians have distorted their language. I mean, what the hell is "nonante" supposed to be anyway? What normal person wouldn't say four-twenty-ten?

"nonante"? One of the most logical Belgian disambiguations, I'd say.

Oh, I see...

[Lsuoma]

Likewise, enjoying the odd butt fuck does not a kinkster make. For fuck's sake, it doesn't even make you stop being a virgin by many metrics these days.

[youtube]cG-6AP8DIOU[/youtube]

[ReneeHendricks]

I'll just leave this here:

http://atheismplus.com/forums/viewtopic ... 361#p26361

Ok, I'll say it - maiforpeace is a gigantic asshat. Seriously. WTF is the problem with those mods on Asshat+?

[Lsuoma]

I sometimes wonder what the point of the ignore option is. I see the Pied Piper is back spouting dishonest shite and once again everybody has their dancing shoes on and is quoting every bit of drivel he comes up with. Maybe I should just ignore everybody, except the sensible few who won't play his game and give him the attention he craves.

Oh, and JayTeeAitch why don't you fuck off back where you came from?

Yeah, dilurk is >>THIS CLOSE<< to going on my ignore list too, due to engaging with Mr. Crazyfuck.

[Lsuoma]

Yeah, dilurk is >>THIS CLOSE<< to going on my ignore list too, due to engaging with Mr. Crazyfuck.

Don't forget, people:

http://gumbercules.com/gkkt.jpg

[Reap]

Yeah, dilurk is >>THIS CLOSE<< to going on my ignore list too, due to engaging with Mr. Crazyfuck.

Don't forget, people:

http://gumbercules.com/gkkt.jpg

I hate cats.....

[Tigzy]

I think I'm developing a twitch whenever I catch $urly Amy referring to her hobby as 'art' - the same kind of twitch that Dreyfus reserved for Inspector Closeau in the Pink Panther films.

"Give me 10 people like $urly Amy and I could conquer the world!!"

RIP Herbert Lom...

I made the mistake of watching the "Skepticism and the Humanities" video on Jrefs youtube channel. I got full blown tourettes now

I had to look, didn't I. Curse me, but I had to look...

$urly Amy Davis Roth has dead eyes. Like a doll's eyes...

Count in another skepchick who creeps me out...

[bhoytony]

I hate cats.....

Me too. I think this means we have to leave the internet.

[mutleyeng]

[
I had to look, didn't I. Curse me, but I had to look...

$urly Amy Davis Roth has dead eyes. Like a doll's eyes...

Count in another skepchick who creeps me out...

I was doing ok until she compared how she does Art to the scientific method - ending with when it goes up on her website its like putting it up for peer review.

I've never been the same since

[Tigzy]

Tomato-face Laden: slinging accusations as a sow piddles:

http://i.imgur.com/Z1ogy.png

[CommanderTuvok]

Greg Laden:

I would like to TAP your ass

There, fixed that for you.

[John Greg]

Ah, yes, okay.

Apparently, according to Ophelia Delores Umbridge Benson-and-Hedges,

... deleting troll comments is not 'memory-holing' them.

Why, you may ask. Well, it's not memory-holing them because ...

They’re not historical documents.

And...

We have more than enough evidence of trolling, there’s no need to archive every single example.

"Not historical documents."

Sheesh.

link: http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterflies ... ent-310346

And, for the record:

his·tor·i·cal (h-stôr-kl, -str-) adj.
1.a. Of or relating to the character of history. b. Based on or concerned with events in history. c. Used in the past: historical costumes; historical weapons.
2. Important or famous in history. See Usage Note at historic.
3. Diachronic.

di·a·chron·ic (d-krnk) adj.
Of or concerned with phenomena, such as linguistic features, as they change through time.

So, in point of fact, many of the posts that get memory-holed are in fact both historical and diachronic. They certainly might not be important historical documents, but that's up to the interpretor of view anyway.

Gack, I really hate it when people like Umbridge, and those other vile cow-clowns like InSvanity and Toiletbowl, try to post explanations of language, diction, grammar, and so on, when they probably couldn't pass a college-level English entrance exam.

[Lsuoma]

Tomato-face Laden: slinging accusations as a sow piddles:

http://i.imgur.com/Z1ogy.png

Is that a piece of Surly Shit he has as his icon? So, who is Grag in love with? Steffalump or Surly Shirley?

[Za-zen]

The secret fftb googleplus meeting where they devised the atheismplus drama has been leaked to the tubes

[youtube]LcmELuFC0rM[/youtube]

[SteveW68]

FFS I’ve seen a couple over there seriously suggesting that the ‘@SamanthaBoals’ troll really might be Rebecca Watsons friend! No depths of stupidity are too deep when you hate your foes

http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterflies ... ent-310504

And you wonder why people have you on "ignore"? You wonder why people don't want to engage with you or have trouble taking anythng you say seriously?

*shakes head*

[mutleyeng]

FFS I’ve seen a couple over there seriously suggesting that the ‘@SamanthaBoals’ troll really might be Rebecca Watsons friend! No depths of stupidity are too deep when you hate your foes

http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterflies ... ent-310504

And you wonder why people have you on "ignore"? You wonder why people don't want to engage with you or have trouble taking anythng you say seriously?

*shakes head*

being fairly new in these parts, I was undecided about that fellow - that makes it pretty clear what a dishonest sack of shit he is. Thanks for clearing that up for me

[Schrödinger's rapist]

Yeah, dilurk is >>THIS CLOSE<< to going on my ignore list too, due to engaging with Mr. Crazyfuck.

Don't forget, people:

http://gumbercules.com/gkkt.jpg

I hate cats.....

I really hate cute little kittens.

[Za-zen]

Greg "terminator" laden sent this threat to the pyt earlier: be afraid, be very afraid:
[youtube]ftZTYtPAroQ[/youtube]

[Altair]

Altair actually alluded to the A+ forum incident in his post. I couldn't resist. :D

Doh! I should have caught that. My apologies. :)

The A+ guys are beyond Poe's Law, and the craziest part is that the moderators are the ones who seem to be the most hostile and aggressive there.

Oh, and I managed to catch JayTeeAitch's sarcasm, so no hard feelings at all.

Thank you for the welcome, pitters!.

[Git]

There will be no dissing of our feline overlords here

If you don't like cats, fuck off t'internet!

[Rystefn]

Do you have an unwanted infestation of rodents or small birds? No? Then what the fuck do you want a cat for?

...well, besides buying "feeder finches" and the local pet store, telling them why you buy three or four small birds every week and watching the horror dawn on their faces. Actually, that works pretty well for feeder rats, too. For some fucking reason, people who are perfectly fine with you feeding live rats to a snake lose their shit at the idea of feeding the same rats to a cat.

[Sulaco]

Then what the fuck do you want a cat for?

I have a gator problem.

[youtube]p_29k6dJ6DA[/youtube]

[windy]

It seems to me that this whole idea about controlling language to control thinking and indirectly, behavior, is quite common in academia and social sciences where there is a traditional leftist leaning. I once studied to become a teacher, and there was a heavy focus on language, both in the pure pedagogy classes and in the mandatory gender studies classes.

Was the material anything like the legendary "Genus och text"?

ps. Gretas trigger-woes considering her BDSM erotica is quite hilarious. You'd think that people who have problem with BDSM erotica simply wouldn't buy a book containing BDSM stories... but I guess that would take the capability of being responsible for your own actions?

Nah, we need warning labels on books!

[Dilurk]

FFS I’ve seen a couple over there seriously suggesting that the ‘@SamanthaBoals’ troll really might be Rebecca Watsons friend! No depths of stupidity are too deep when you hate your foes

http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterflies ... ent-310504

And you wonder why people have you on "ignore"? You wonder why people don't want to engage with you or have trouble taking anythng you say seriously?

*shakes head*

That was enough to put him on my ignore list.

[ConcentratedH2O, OM]

http://s18.postimage.org/phc2nohmx/dirt ... a_copy.jpg
photo storage

[AndrewV69]

I was doing ok until she compared how she does Art to the scientific method - ending with when it goes up on her website its like putting it up for peer review.

I've never been the same since

Citation needed!!! (or failing that a screencap) Otherwise it never happened!!! I call bullcrap!! No one, no one is that stupid!!!

[mutleyeng]

I was doing ok until she compared how she does Art to the scientific method - ending with when it goes up on her website its like putting it up for peer review.

I've never been the same since

Citation needed!!! (or failing that a screencap) Otherwise it never happened!!! I call bullcrap!! No one, no one is that stupid!!!

well, on your own head be it - you were warned

[Lsuoma]

I was doing ok until she compared how she does Art to the scientific method - ending with when it goes up on her website its like putting it up for peer review.

I've never been the same since

Citation needed!!! (or failing that a screencap) Otherwise it never happened!!! I call bullcrap!! No one, no one is that stupid!!!

well, on your own head be it - you were warned

[youtube]K1L1lj3XuK8[/youtube]

[justinvacula]

Adam Lee, writer of "What Cost Is Too High? On Justin Vacula and Secular Leadership" (http://bigthink.com/daylight-atheism/wh ... leadership)is at it again, this time gunning for me and previous Witch of the Week Staks Rosch on Hemant's blog in a post announcing the new co-chair of the PA SCA (who is also being attacked). Here are some screenshots:

Attacks on Scott and I

http://i.imgur.com/xOo8C.jpg
Guilty until proven innocent! ...and the typical nonsense strawman "sexism isn't the problem talking about it is" which reeks of asserting something that is in question or otherwise disputed without actually providing reasons why this is the case - par for the course from the A+/FTB crowd

Staks says some kind words about me, gets attacked - WOTW comes back up

http://i.imgur.com/Xo7gJ.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/EShLc.jpg

Same stuff...and what reeks to be demands of proving a negative or something absurd - We won't believe the non-controversial idea that you stand for equality until we see your actions...because, of course, you know, Schrodinger's misogynist and all. You're with us or you hate women!!11one

[justinvacula]

Sorry - here is the link to the thread with the included screenshots:

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyat ... qus_thread

[TheMan]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-10-17/m ... ch/4317468

Mysogyny dictionary definition redefined....

The page also has links to the back-story....

[BarnOwl]

What a strong, independent woman Ophelia is:

http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterflies ... avoidance/

Such a lovely personality too. :whistle:

[ReneeHendricks]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-10-17/m ... ch/4317468

Mysogyny dictionary definition redefined....

The page also has links to the back-story....

Oh, for fuck's sake. Of course.

I think I'll take a random word from the dictionary and just modify it to mean what I *feel* it should mean.

Asshats.

[ReneeHendricks]

What a strong, independent woman Ophelia is:

http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterflies ... avoidance/

Such a lovely personality too. :whistle:

And what *witty* sycophants she has: http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterflies ... ent-310722

[codelette]

I was doing ok until she compared how she does Art to the scientific method - ending with when it goes up on her website its like putting it up for peer review.

I've never been the same since

Citation needed!!! (or failing that a screencap) Otherwise it never happened!!! I call bullcrap!! No one, no one is that stupid!!!

well, on your own head be it - you were warned

LOL. Given that she's learning her science from DVDs and podcasts, you cannot expect too much from her. This is not SA but is related to that whole "intersection between art and science" bullshit discourse.
[youtube]7TxYD2GKu-M[/youtube]
The skeptical ladies had this party where they were trying to do kewl stuff while being sciency (cause, yay science!) and served drinks that glowed under a blacklight. So B12 glows under a blacklight...whoopee doo!...teeth, dandruff and cat piss also glow under a blacklight...

[codelette]

Adam Lee, writer of "What Cost Is Too High? On Justin Vacula and Secular Leadership" (http://bigthink.com/daylight-atheism/wh ... leadership)is at it again, this time gunning for me and previous Witch of the Week Staks Rosch on Hemant's blog in a post announcing the new co-chair of the PA SCA (who is also being attacked). Here are some screenshots:

...

That guy is a little bitch.
He blocked over twitter because I gave him a link proving that Christian will help an atheist after he said that no Christian will ever help an atheist. :lol:

I think it was around the time a church was vandalized with anti-theist graffiti and some atheists cleaned it up or something.

[TheMan]

What a strong, independent woman Ophelia is:

http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterflies ... avoidance/

Such a lovely personality too. :whistle:

And what *witty* sycophants she has: http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterflies ... ent-310722

That was kinda funny...I offered to help...

[Badger3k]

What a strong, independent woman Ophelia is:

http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterflies ... avoidance/

Such a lovely personality too. :whistle:

And what *witty* sycophants she has: http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterflies ... ent-310722

That was kinda funny...I offered to help...

I'm more concerned with the "what's the problem with rape" from "Commensense" - troll, poe, or what?

But really, Nanny Phee - get out in the real world more. It has things like dead rats, and hobos, and smells, and all the glorious trials of a non-sterile sheltered world. That was worth a blog post? How desperate for traffic is she?

[Pitchguest]

What is with these people and their prediliction for drama? Was it really necessary to ask such a leading, obviously shit-stirring question at the moment of Scott Rhoades' announcement as the new co-chair? Then for their many complaints about derailing discussions, Adam Lee stirs the pot some more. I really don't like these people.