An Open Letter to the False Flaggers
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First, thank you for the compliment. One of your false flagging operation is really the best measure of one's efficacy as a personal irritant to you. Your thin skins and rabid defense of the increasingly indefensible is not only very entertaining, but provides a remarkable opportunity to up the lulz in what would otherwise be a sad and pathetic chapter in the history of the atheist and skeptical movement. With your false flagging, doxing attempts and general hyperventilating outrage am assured that whatever it is I'm doing, it must be for the good, if only because you are such miserable excuses for human beings.
Let me make something clear: You think you are right. You are incapable of wrapping your heads around the fact that you may be wrong. Like some perversion of the Euthyphro dilemma you seem to think that what you do is right because, if you do something then, buy definition, it is right, regardless of who you have to smear, lie about, harass misrepresent and threaten.
Now, a lot can be written about how exactly a community that prides itself on fact-finding, empiricism, the ideas of rationality made manifest in the scientific method and the tools of skepticism could be nearly co-opted by a bunch of ideologically driven, mean-spirited hysterical (yes, hysterical) fuckwits obsessed with identity politics, victimhood and a series of sexual and gender issues that displays little more than a low fascination with the squicking mechanics of fucking. Frankly, once one clears away the buzzwords and intellectual conceit, you all seem to mentally travel in a closed loop between your genital, your assholes and back again. One doesn't need to be a Freudian to note the unhealthy obsession anymore one needs a weatherman to tell which way the wind blows or, indeed, a rectal thermometer to tell who the assholes are.
One of the best explanation for how whiny little fuckers like ended up squatting in the atheist and skeptical community was provide by GirlWritesWhat with
Atheism, you asked for it...
I have been recently upping my social media presence, especially when my main workstation died and I had to fall back on other means to connect within the growing community of people who are tired of the endless drama and polemics coming out of the unholy trinity of Freethought blogs, Atheism Plus and Skepchick International. However, once my computer was replaced -- without typical FTB e-begging, I might add -- all this could be seen as a distraction from the one social media outlet that is my claim to fame: YouTube. I am a part of a circle of people encompassing the actual skeptics in the skeptical community, members of the MRM and general loose cannons who have, I like to think, done more damage in terms of sheer laughs than FTB/A+/SCK can ever recover from, no matter how much you guys soak your burning asshole in a sitz bath of communal reinforcement.
I have no idea who false flagged me, but thank you. Now tonight where I could have been distracted by Twitter or The SlymePit, I will have to buckle the fuck down and crank out something on YouTube. I don't know how you knew I was a little distracted, but your unselfish act of getting me back on track means a lot to me. I'm not sure who to thank, but I figure it's a safe bet to think it revolves around Melodramatic Melody (@melodyhensley) Simon the Human Tampon (@simonknowz) and Ms Stay Puft (@svan) and whatever minions were brought to bear.
That may or may not be the case. However, I will work on that assumption in order to make a video in which I become the victim of your targeting, just a poor happy-go-lucky satirist once again harassed by the shushing librarians of Free Thought. Not only am I not above creating a blatant bit of propaganda for no other reason than to piss you off, make you look bad and up my own standing, but I learned everything I needed to know about doing that from Queen Bee herself. What's more, by publicly and artlessly calling for a false flagging campaign against Wooly Bumblebee, Melody Hensley has set herself up to be the overstuffed and chicken-faced villain of this little drama. Of course, once she tries the same thing on YouTube it's going to be like hitting a shit-filled pinata with a big stick.
Although, I do thank you for providing just another example of the harassment, false flagging, doxing and generally evil behavior that defines your group, I have to wonder just how bright you are to do it to the one person who, quite frankly, lives for this shit and will make the most possible hay out of the whole thing.
The irony of Melody Hensley claiming she is "bullied" as a justification for mounting her own poor-widdle-me bullying campaign is not lost on me. Nor is your hounding Justin Vacula out of his position at the Secular Coalition for Pennsylvania, or your excusing the threats against Justin Griffiths and Abbie Smith by Greg Laden who you welcomed back into your fold in time to speak on a panel dealing with harassment. Nor all the incidental silencing tactics you have used against Elevatorgate and others.
The problem is, you really can't do anything to me. You have nothing I fear. Your best is just a minor annoyance that I will immediately use to my own benefit.
But more than that, I'm the completely unfair and disproportional punishment visited on your for everyone you have hounded and harassed. I'm the concept of "laugh at you, not with you" in action. One would think you would be smart enough to have figured it out by now.
I really hope you never do.