"honorable discharge" "when I come home" "I got spit on, actually spit on" "called a baby killer"
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 5:05 pm
by Lsuoma
Just started the prep for my next bum snake on Monday this morning with magnesium citrate. Now coming out entirely liquid (with a whoosh!), but since I can eat until midday on Sunday (when I start the four liters of PEG solution) it's a nice mulligatawny brown.
Oh, and as of my last test, the lymphoma is in full remission. :dance: :dance: :dance:
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 5:54 pm
by free thoughtpolice
Congrats on the lymphoma stuff.
I hope they at least give you some fine fentanyl before they ram the camera up your ass. :drool:
Lsuoma wrote: ↑
Just started the prep for my next bum snake on Monday this morning with magnesium citrate. Now coming out entirely liquid (with a whoosh!), but since I can eat until midday on Sunday (when I start the four liters of PEG solution) it's a nice mulligatawny brown.
Oh, and as of my last test, the lymphoma is in full remission. :dance: :dance: :dance:
Ah, good old LiquiShits™. May your lymphopenia be prolonged!
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 6:41 pm
by Lsuoma
free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑
Congrats on the lymphoma stuff.
I hope they at least give you some fine fentanyl before they ram the camera up your ass. :drool:
Fentanyl for the discomfort, and midazolam as an amnesiac (but not as an anxiolytic - I don't give a shit (SWIDT?).
BTW, they only ram the lens up my arse, not the camera - I am grateful for this.
My first endoscopist was an attractive young lady called Lulu Iles-Shih. I had that procedure without any sedation, just so I could understand and learn. It was very injurious to my dignity to have her sticking a tube up my bum, especially as the procedure calls for ventilation to open the lumen, resulting in more or less continuous major farting, plus aqueous irrigation leading to water continually dribbling out the browneye.
shoutinghorse wrote: ↑
Sweden's new 'Culture Minister' is in danger of cultural appropriation. It also seems the they have learnt nothing from the previous few decades.
free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑
Congrats on the lymphoma stuff.
I hope they at least give you some fine fentanyl before they ram the camera up your ass. :drool:
Fentanyl for the discomfort, and midazolam as an amnesiac (but not as an anxiolytic - I don't give a shit (SWIDT?).
BTW, they only ram the lens up my arse, not the camera - I am grateful for this.
My first endoscopist was an attractive young lady called Lulu Iles-Shih. I had that procedure without any sedation, just so I could understand and learn. It was very injurious to my dignity to have her sticking a tube up my bum, especially as the procedure calls for ventilation to open the lumen, resulting in more or less continuous major farting, plus aqueous irrigation leading to water continually dribbling out the browneye.
I did mine 2 years ago? I gather I'm in for a repeat in a year or so. In my procedure i got the fentanyl to the degree that I was aware , but not uncomfortable. They had a screen so I could watch the procedure and hear the explanation of what they were doing. I can't give enough praise for the professionalism of the the doctor, nurses, and how the system including patient education worked so well. It was something that I dreaded beforehand but I'm impressed how well efficiently it was carried out.
Not that I'm looking forward to my next anal probe...
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 7:15 pm
by AndrewV69
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 7:26 pm
by mordacious1
Lsuoma wrote: ↑
Just started the prep for my next bum snake on Monday this morning with magnesium citrate. Now coming out entirely liquid (with a whoosh!), but since I can eat until midday on Sunday (when I start the four liters of PEG solution) it's a nice mulligatawny brown.
Oh, and as of my last test, the lymphoma is in full remission. :dance: :dance: :dance:
If I had to do it (life) all over again, I would be a proctologist. I’ve learned that, no matter how bad the economy is, there’s always openings.
Lsuoma wrote: ↑
Just started the prep for my next bum snake on Monday this morning with magnesium citrate. Now coming out entirely liquid (with a whoosh!), but since I can eat until midday on Sunday (when I start the four liters of PEG solution) it's a nice mulligatawny brown.
Oh, and as of my last test, the lymphoma is in full remission. :dance: :dance: :dance:
If I had to do it (life) all over again, I would be a proctologist. I’ve learned that, no matter how bad the economy is, there’s always openings.
My nephew wanted to be a proctologist, but the classes rectum.
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 7:41 pm
by mordacious1
The problem is, putting all those hard days in at the orifice.
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 7:43 pm
by mordacious1
The one drawback to being a proctologist is there’s no room for advancement. You start at the bottom and stay there.
The younger one cannot be named because of his age, and the news outlets aren't saying anything about his family. I'd risk a small flutter on his motivation, though.
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2019 7:13 am
by Driftless
mordacious1 wrote: ↑
The one drawback to being a proctologist is there’s no room for advancement. You start at the bottom and stay there.
mordacious1 wrote: ↑
The one drawback to being a proctologist is there’s no room for advancement. You start at the bottom and stay there.
But you get to meet your town's biggest assholes.
My girlfriend's cousin was a proctology nurse. The advantage was that since no one else wanted it she could get a clinic job right away and have 9-5 hours instead of the usual nursing shift hours. She grew up on a farm so was not squeamish.
shoutinghorse wrote: ↑
Sweden's new 'Culture Minister' is in danger of cultural appropriation. It also seems the they have learnt nothing from the previous few decades.
Apparently from Wikipedia she has since Dec been moved to the post of Secretary of State for Asylum and Migration.
I understand a fork-lift truck was used for the cabinet reshuffle.
The media's being predictably coy about this. The older guy, a 20 year old, has not been charged and he is from a family of Syrian refugees.
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The younger one cannot be named because of his age, and the news outlets aren't saying anything about his family. I'd risk a small flutter on his motivation, though.
Initially, the press said that unconfirmed reports that he was a Syrian refugee too and although I didn't hear them withdraw it, I didn't hear them repeat it either.
As you mentioned, the older guy and his family was sponsored by the Kingston area Anglican and Catholic churches. I guess they didn't hear the bit about not bringing in muslim terrorists in order to maintain trad/con values. :snooty:
There has been controversy over the years about how church groups tend to do a poor job of vetting the people they bring in and it seems when you hear about a problem refugee they had more often than not been sponsored by a church group.
Around the time of the boat people crisis, we received a wave of Vietnamese refugees that were mostly good people, but the local churches sponsored a group that included about 50 organized criminals from the same gang along with their boss. Without going into a lot of details I can only say they caused a lot of grief in the local community , destroying local resource harvesting jobs while using them to launder heroin and cocaine profits, murdering people, hanging around local schools selling hard drugs, committing murders, selling contaminated, illegally harvested seafood, large scale poaching, and the vandalism and dumping they did in local forests caused the access for much of our beautiful area to be blocked for use by locals.
I suspect that these church types are so blinded by their righteous compassion and the Jesus in their hearts they are easy marks for the worst criminals. They need to change the rules around sponsorship and really tighten up the vetting around letting refugees into the country. We won't be able to stop all of the problematic types from coming in but can definitely do a better job.
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:49 am
by shoutinghorse
Know your pronouns. :naughty:
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2019 12:11 pm
by free thoughtpolice
To the tune of I'm a Man:
I'm a ma'am yes I am
and you can't help but insult me so...
English speakers can't even get the pronouns 'who' and 'whom' correct.
Let's teach people that first, and then we can get on to harder pronouns.
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2019 1:31 pm
by MarcusAu
Or you could start with thee and thine.
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2019 1:38 pm
by shoutinghorse
Just an another day on the roads of Kent. :whistle:
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2019 4:26 pm
by Brive1987
Well Australia Day was cool.
We had 5000 people in Sydney forgoing celebration in favour of mourning at the Invasion Day rally. Nice.
SMH was in media blackout until if could report the protests. And use “Genocide”. There’s a positive MSM agenda.
There was a push to match every Aussie flag handout with an Aboriginal flag. Inclusive.
I’m still trying to parse the sight of a group of very Japanese gentlemen wandering about with said Abo battle-colours.
However.
The lady crooning “I am aboriginal” down at the Rocks was in tune. And had a quisling smoke dude with her
The FA18s gave me a woody.
The diversity barriers were deftly handled
The beer was cold in inverse proportion to the heat.
I waved 2x Aussie flags - unabashedly
......
But really. The standout moment was this.
Unlike in 1988 (bicentennial) this time we had “gates” and bag searches before we were privileged to enter Circulr Quay.
The dude poking my man-bag for bombs was a fiercely bearded Muslim who call me “Brother”. My wife and daughter were vetted by a lady in a hijab.
I’m assuming this is a positive KPI set against a larger cogent plan?
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2019 5:04 pm
by free thoughtpolice
Giant Cricketsx Overrunning Sydney!
That would make a good movie.
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2019 5:42 pm
by Brive1987
These people would probably attend.
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2019 5:44 pm
by TheMudbrooker
There might be hope for humanity after all....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URsW8K9kQK0
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2019 7:14 pm
by John D
My dog is scared of the pet hedgehog... haha.
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2019 8:36 pm
by CaptainFluffyBunny
John D wrote: ↑
My dog is scared of the pet hedgehog... haha.
My dog is scared of nothing. Which is alarming, because she's five pounds and six teeth. Today she had to be restrained from attacking a husky that shits bigger than her. She barks when the cats get too close, but they've figured out that she's no threat and simply ignore her or bobble her head. She thinks she's fearsome, but that self-image is sheer delusion.
Somehow I have to socialize her with other dogs. Not been a rousing success so far.
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2019 8:36 pm
by TheMudbrooker
Just to keep thing going...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA4jfEOanIk
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2019 9:33 pm
by Mr. X, Indeed
TheMudbrooker wrote: ↑
Just to keep thing going...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA4jfEOanIk
I saw him on that tour with the Jon Spencer Blues Explosion. The first half of the set was JSBX and the last half was them backing up RL. It was in some shitty club as it should have been.
"One made a thrust at my groin, I parried him off and cut him down through the head. A lancer came at me - I threw the lance off by my right side and cut him through the chin and upwards through the teeth. Next, a foot soldier fired at me and then charged me with his bayonet, which I also had the good luck to parry, and then I cut him down through the head"
"One made a thrust at my groin, I parried him off and cut him down through the head. A lancer came at me - I threw the lance off by my right side and cut him through the chin and upwards through the teeth. Next, a foot soldier fired at me and then charged me with his bayonet, which I also had the good luck to parry, and then I cut him down through the head"
Zut alors! :P
Very “Sharpes Eagle”.
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2019 4:57 am
by shoutinghorse
Brive1987 wrote: ↑
These people would probably attend.
If these people are so embarrassed that whitey took Abo's land why don't they house swap their comfortable air condotioned bungy for the Abo's tin shack?
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2019 5:13 am
by Brive1987
We used to call them Chardonnay Socialists. It’s a progressive dinner party firing napalm based virtue flares. They want to burn Western society with absolutely no expectation that anything negative will happen (to them) as we redistribute money and power from rich-fucks to a charity of their choice.
Ultimately they have far less respect for liberal democracy than the alt-lites who see lib-dem as working best within an extant cohesive society.
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2019 5:16 am
by Brive1987
Yesterdays Chardonnay Socialist is todays Avacado Liberal.
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2019 5:45 am
by Brive1987
What fresh SM hell is “tiktok” ?
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2019 5:51 am
by Brive1987
Oops.
Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2019 6:36 am
by shoutinghorse
This is from a Kent history forum I frequent. Women think they don't get justice now? Just thank their lucky stars they weren't alive in 1885. :o
(Stroud is a misspelling and is actually Strood in Kent and not Stroud in Gloucestershire)
