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My friend is an artist & provacateur. Late 1980's kinda guy-- versed in punk, Dada, Andy Kaufman.

He devised a character out of facepaint, glitter, & a toupee. People seeking to be offended see it as blackface.

He also dances with amazing natural rhythm. Any time he starts dancing, people stop & look.

Today he called to tell me he thinks he can make $100 per day, dancing on the sidewalk at rush hour, with a bluetooth speaker. I'm sure that's true.

But I tried to forewarn him for when some SJW with a cameraphone tries to make him the next Michael Richards racism scandal, for clickbait.

He couldnt differentiate between me telling him About the criticisms to expect-- vs. me Holding those opinions myself. He kept interrupting me to defend himself, before he'd even heard what he was rebutting against.

They're going to eat him alive. He will sound just like Michael Richards, raising his voice & becoming frustrated.

In a sense, he & the sjws deserve each-other. Both too stupid to elevate the discourse beyond their prefab volleys. He's actually pretty sharp-witted. But he wouldnt take my advice to limit his quick-comebacks, to "140 characters", then quit while he's ahead. So even if he initially defends himself... he'll immediately give them more ammo to use against him.

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Apparently Richard Dawkins decided that he hasn't been getting enough hate mail lately:

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Wild Zontargs wrote:Apparently Richard Dawkins decided that he hasn't been getting enough hate mail lately:

Gotta love that my man keeps swinging. That tweet will make SJW heads explode.

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There's going to be the usual excuse that ISIS isn't islam. It would have been smarter to use pictures of executions in Iran or Saudi Arabia.

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Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:There's going to be the usual excuse that ISIS isn't islam. It would have been smarter to use pictures of executions in Iran or Saudi Arabia.
Not only not islam but politics that is the fault of the west.
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Kirbmarc wrote:She even attacked Lalo Dagach, who's a left-wing critic of Trump, simply because Dagach dared to compare a SJW-ish complaint from "Mona" than non-muslims shouldn't criticize islam to what islamists do (which is actually a fair comparison).
I don't understand this "non-Muslims can't criticise Islam" nonsense. Imagine if non-Americans were told they couldn't criticise the USA, or Trump. They'd have nothing to do!

I suspect it more to do with the idea that "white people can't criticise brown people".

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Kirbmarc wrote:I agree with Eiynah/Mangos' argument that some on the right have "gone off the deep end". I just think that you've also "gone off the deep end" when you advocate banning islam and testing people through pissing on the Quran. It's also funny to me that you might criticize some people for having "gone off the deep end" when you routinely joke about nuking Mecca from orbit. But please, carry on.
My issue with them is that they are aggressive and unreasonable towards people who have kept their disdain towards Islam at the same level as pre-Trump, instead of dropping the disdain of Islam, and adopting their "Nazis are under the beds" Dan Arel-style paranoia that has swept parts of the left.

People have their own reasons for focusing on various problematic ideologies and dogmas. Despite what the likes of Mangos says, "Nazis" (or people to left of the Marxists and Socialists) are not storming through the streets of the USA and throwing gay people off rooftops. Progressive liberals are completely justified in keeping their eyes and focus on the problem of Islamism. Mangos can stamp her feet and cry that we are not focusing on the "Nazis" and Trump all she wants. We are under no obligation.

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Wild Zontargs wrote:Apparently Richard Dawkins decided that he hasn't been getting enough hate mail lately:
WELCOME BACK, RICHARD. Top stuff.

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Maybe he's twigged that the SJW masses are just as psychotic as any other fundamentalist.

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I was surfing KiA and taken to adland reporting on how Reddit's ad data for various subreddits (the_donald in particular) may have been cooked.

That article listed some of the wackier subreddits and I ended up at r/gendercritical which had two threads about a 16 year old transgirl named Jazz, the star of a new series I Am Jazz

metro.co dot uk/2017/03/31/jazz-jennings-looks-into-bottom-surgery-and-dating-transgender-people-in-new-series-of-i-am-jazz-6545695/

youtube dot com/watch?v=0tiFI2Z5N2E

The second thread says this about the information from the above article:

reddit dot com/r/GenderCritical/comments/62uibr/jazz_jennings_and_bottom_surgery_another_reason/

Jazz Jennings and bottom surgery -another reason why blockers are terrible
I just watched the new trailer for "I am Jazz". Jazz is seeing doctors to inquire about bottom surgery. However, in the trailer two of the doctors say pretty disturbing things and you see Jazz is visibly upset. One doc says something like "the puberty blockers are amazing, revolutionary, but the problem is they don't leave much material to work with down there" (by the way, poor Jazz, how mortifying to have your private doc appointment on TV). The second doctor is blunter and says "because of the blockers I can't do the surgery- I can't do the surgery you want".

So, my question is, do the blockers result in smaller than average genitalia and so there's not much there to invert? And when the doc says he can't do the surgery Jazz wants what might that mean? Does this mean that kids on blockers are going to be left with either tiny genitalia or sub par surgical results? All I can say is this seems terrible. I totally see why Jazz seems miserable all the time. And I'm shocked because I had no idea blockers (on top of all the other shit they do) had this effect.
in reply several random gendercritical radfems on reddit said:
Yep, that's exactly what happens. The penis and testicles can't grow to their full size without testosterone.

4th wave now recently had a post about this. Whatever age/size their genitals were when they started blockers, that's the size of their genitals. So if he started at 9/10, then he has a prepubescent sized penis and testes. Most boys penis and testes don't start to grow until 13 or older. Now, that begs the question: do we let boys go through puberty and risk that they will grow out of gender dysphoria but have normal sized genitals to re-construct, or do we halt their puberty and they stay trans but can't get the surgery they were promised? Also, no one knows if there is a window of time for puberty be be switched back on. If he drops lupron before a certain age, will his penis catch up? Is there a point when he can't go through puberty and he missed the window? Or will his penis grow some but never really mature? No one knows.

I just watched it too, and it's sad and disturbing. When the 2nd doctor says, "I can't do the surgery you want," and Jazz' mouth drops open in shock, you realize how much transgender care has been shaped by activists rather than actual scientists. After all, stopping a child's puberty is going to leave a teen with child-sized genitalia. This is known. But nobody told Jazz?

One way of doing the SRS is inverting an adult-sized penis to create the neovagina. But if there's only a child-sized penis, they'll have to get the extra tissue from somewhere else, such as the intestine, in order to make a hole that is large enough to accommodate an adult-sized penis.

It's not just children, it's on everyone - t-blockers and estro make you dick shrink. It can be a catch-22, and it used to be trans activists talked about this a lot, because they didn't want hormones to be the exact kind of "experiment" into being trans that it sort of is now - you wait until you're totally fucking sure and then you do it, because once you spend a few years on hormones you'll have a real tough time.
Anyway, assuming these TERFs do have an idea about this, hey, til.

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Some time ago I posted a photo of an A10 airframe that showed how it was basically built around the gatling gun and it's huge circular canister of shells. Well, I have found the avian equivalent of the A10 at WEIT:

https://whyevolutionistrue.files.wordpr ... =604&h=411

That's a Kiwi btw.

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free thoughtpolice wrote:
Really? wrote:Cool it with the April Fools shit. Stefoknee Zvan took time out of her busy life to remind us why joy and playfulness are bad.


http://archive.is/POPt6
This is why a lot of people hate April Fools Day. As it turns out, most of us hate being treated as experiments, as means to someone else’s end. (If you’re not one of these people, let me know. There are a few things I’d like to know that I haven’t been able to get past an IRB. No, there’s no consent form. No, I’m not going to tell you what the experiment is. Why should that be a problem?)
Did I mention work? Jokes are work, and jokes that play for more than that handful of buddies who like you and want you to think you’re funny are much harder work. You suddenly have multiple audiences for whom you have to provide something worthwhile while still treating them as people instead of toys. There’s a reason we pay people who can do this on demand.
So you want to make an April Fools joke. Still. Cool. Go for it. We could use more good ones. But if yours still only exists to make other people amuse you, don’t be surprised when people tell you you’re part of the problem with the holiday.
Gosh what is it about sour miserable feminist socjus types about not having a sense of humor? Like Caine
http://archive.is/7RR7D
Yes, It’s April 1st. That Said…
Scary-Clown-Court-jester-stockholm-631.jpg__600x0_q85_upscaleI don’t like the whole “April Fool’s Day” nonsense. So, there will be none of that crap here at Affinity, and if you’re someone who just loves it, I’ll thank you to indulge elsewhere. I have enough to do already, without having to track down even more deliberate bullshit.
So, if you love your pranks, jokes, whatever, please keep them off Affinity, and we can get through the day with a modicum of sanity. Thanks.
Were FTB still even occasionally pretending to be a site for skeptics April 1st would be a perfect day to inculcate and promote skeptical thinking, teaching people how to not be fooled, essentially.

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MacGruberKnows wrote:Some time ago I posted a photo of an A10 airframe that showed how it was basically built around the gatling gun and it's huge circular canister of shells. Well, I have found the avian equivalent of the A10 at WEIT:

https://whyevolutionistrue.files.wordpr ... =604&h=411

That's a Kiwi btw.
Wait a minute... those hairy little fruits are actually eggs?!?!?! Or.. dear god worse... poop?!?!?!

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Sunder, sceptisism is like sooo 2010.... social justin and intersections are the new crusade.

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Reading that on the Jazz thing... yeah disregard everything I've said previously about hormone stuff for trans children. This sounds like someone fucked up.

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MacGruberKnows wrote:Some time ago I posted a photo of an A10 airframe that showed how it was basically built around the gatling gun and it's huge circular canister of shells. Well, I have found the avian equivalent of the A10 at WEIT:

https://whyevolutionistrue.files.wordpr ... =604&h=411

That's a Kiwi btw.
Fortunately, most kiwis are in Oz.

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Keating wrote:
MacGruberKnows wrote:Some time ago I posted a photo of an A10 airframe that showed how it was basically built around the gatling gun and it's huge circular canister of shells. Well, I have found the avian equivalent of the A10 at WEIT:

https://whyevolutionistrue.files.wordpr ... =604&h=411

That's a Kiwi btw.
Fortunately, most kiwis are in Oz.
I would have thought they would be in agony.

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Right now I am suffering through "Thirty shades of Grey" the movie.....the lead actor is reading his lines as if the rector told him to visualize he is speaking them to his mother. Dakota Johnson's "acting" can't seem to get past she's a lesbian. ( she emotes about zero interest) both look like they would rather be somewhere else.

His performance has all the emotional range of Stephen Hawking reading stereo instructions.

Sorry folks... I just had to vent

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Sorry Fifty shades of grey... Christ... although thirty would be more than enough

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It's just repurposed stuff, but Jeezus, these self-important shits are barely worth the copy and paste.

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Spike13 wrote:Sorry Fifty shades of grey... Christ... although thirty would be more than enough
You must have really pissed off the wife if you're having to feed that visual shit into your eyeballs...

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rayshul wrote:Reading that on the Jazz thing... yeah disregard everything I've said previously about hormone stuff for trans children. This sounds like someone fucked up.
Jazz was diagnosed with clinical depression at age six. They told zir xe'd be happy once xe transitioned. Now xe's on heavy meds and still depressed.

They told Jazz xe could be a girl just like any other girl. Xe got more depressed when boys didn't want to date zir.

They told Jazz boys would want to date zir once zir dick got flipped into a cooch. Then they told Jazz, sorry, you're a woman stuck with a little boy's ding-a-ling for the rest of your life.

And this is the caring, compassionate approach.


P.S. The boys who want to date a girl with a cooch instead of a dick are bigots. Make straight boys want to suck dick, problem solved.

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Lsuoma wrote:
Spike13 wrote:Sorry Fifty shades of grey... Christ... although thirty would be more than enough
You must have really pissed off the wife if you're having to feed that visual shit into your eyeballs...
I don't know what I did.. probably the same thing that earns me the Twilight /vampire diaries marathons...

I suggested to her that the perfect endings to the Twilight series and the Vampire diaries would be the final scene showing a black 67' Impala rolling into town.

She was not amused.

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Brive1987 wrote:
High on the list is economic distress. It is a sad fact that some people kill themselves because they have insufficient money and cannot see any way their finances are going to improve. Farmers, struggling single parents and elderly people are known to have succumbed to despair about money.

Perhaps we find it easier to blame everything on mental illness rather than deal with the ramifications of banks foreclosing on farms, or pensioners or single parents having their government payments cut to levels where mere survival is a borderline proposition.
Vale John.
Elderly men are especially prone to suicide, with Australian men over 85 having the highest rate. They kill themselves at the rate of 39.3 per 100,000 – compared with the overall rate for men of 19.4 per 100,000. Many of these men are lonely (they may have recently lost a partner), they are sometimes incontinent and unable to care for themselves and they don't have the money to pay for care. Others – and some elderly women come into this category too, although their suicide rate is a lot lower – will do literally anything to avoid going into a retirement home.
http://www.smh.com.au/comment/mental-il ... vaa1p.html

If it didn't twig, March 30 was the first anniversary of John Greg's death. Though we didn't learn about it until April 26.

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Jordan Peterson reveals his spiritual practices at 1:౩7:50...

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Holy shit! He's got my vote, to become the Martin Luther.... Of Islam!

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This Jazz Jennings would be someone for Peez:

https://gendertrender.files.wordpress.c ... -world.jpg

Googling himher, the first article I came across that was not drooling all over her was from The Daily Stormer, who think it's all a Zionist conspiracy :D
Der Sturmer wrote:To understand that [why Jazz is being pushed on TV], one has to understand the agenda at work here. Ever since Bruce Jenner decided he is a woman and appeared on the now infamous cover of Vanity Fair, not a day goes by that the public isn’t besieged with media coverage of transgender issues, specifically transgender children. It is pushed for the same reason that radical feminism, the homosexual agenda, and miscegenation is; to normalize the abnormal and to brainwash people via the media to believe that this is something very common when in fact it is one of the most disturbing agendas the Zionist elite have ever created. They want to convince parents that not only is it normal to change their child’s gender, but that they should put their child on hormone blockers before puberty, a process that some psychiatrists have pointed out could be physically and mentally harmful for the child.
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It may sound like “conspiracy theory” to some but the Zio elite do plan these things out for years, even decades. It is hard to believe that Jazz Jennings would suddenly become a media darling the same time as Bruce Jenner and it is doubtful that it is mere coincidence that I Am Jazz just happened to premiere the same month as Bruce Jenner’s Vanity Fair cover and one week before his show I Am Cait debuted on the E! network. By all accounts this girl (boy?) seems to have been born and raised for the sole purpose of pushing an agenda in exchange for her and her family to receive fame and fortune.
They also make some valid points, though.

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White Svan Lady wrote:
.... you’re part of the problem with the holiday.
April Fool's day a holiday ?

She sure had me fooled. Nice one, Stephanie !

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In case anyone would care, the Zios got to Wiki and falsified these records to demonstrate Jazz was a media darling long before Caitlyn came out, appearing on Oprah in 2011, when Bruce was still mopping up after Kim. Caitlyn didn't come out until 2015.
n 2007, Jennings and her parents founded TransKids Purple Rainbow Foundation to assist transgender youth.[16][17]

In 2011, I Am Jazz: A Family in Transition, a documentary about her life and family, premiered on the Oprah Winfrey Network.[18]

In 2013, Jennings founded Purple Rainbow Tails, a company in which she fashions rubber mermaid tails to raise money for transgender children.[16][17] That same year, in a follow-up interview with Barbara Walters on 20/20, they discussed Jennings' two-and-a-half-year battle with the United States Soccer Federation (USSF), the governing US body for the sport, to allow her to play on girls' teams. Aided by the National Center for Lesbian Rights, she succeeded in changing the USSF's policies to allow trans students to play.[19]

That September, Jennings co-wrote a children's book, I Am Jazz, with Jessica Herthel, the director of the Stonewall National Education Project.[20] The book details her life as a transgender child.[3][21][22]

In 2014, Jennings was a guest at the GLAAD Media Awards, sharing the stage with Zach Wahls and Lauren Foster.[23] That year she was also named one of "The 25 Most Influential Teens of 2014" by Time, and recognized as the youngest person ever featured on Out's "Out 100" and Advocate's "40 Under 40" lists.[24] She was also named in OUT's 2014 Trans 100 list,[25] named a Human Rights Campaign Youth Ambassador, and received LogoTV's 2014 Youth Trailblazer Award.[5][25]

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feathers wrote:This Jazz Jennings would be someone for Peez:

https://gendertrender.files.wordpress.c ... -world.jpg
He beat you to it with a post yesterday:

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Kirbmarc wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:Guess who said this:
I’m often asked, if, after years of critics trying desperately to refute [my book] (but failing), there is anything that’s been pointed out to me that I overlooked. Not really.
Richard "Spunky Monkey" Carrier?
That was surely a rhetorical question.

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I have moved house! Finally.

Seems like forever since I bought the place. I've painted it, I've had carpets laid, I've had central heating put in, and I've had a shower installed in the bathroom. And yesterday I hired a van from that nice Dutch gentleman Hertz van Rental, and moved most of my stuff in. I have another day to transport the last of my books and clothes before I have to give the van back, and I still have to wire up the washing machine and figure out where to put everything. But I'm in!

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Jump to 1:54:50, to hear about Germany's attempts to force YouTubers in Germany to obtain TV broadcasting licenses & conform to TV-broadcast censorship standards, as well mandates on Social Media platforms in Germany to compile quarterly surveillance reports documenting all hatespeech on their platforms, at great expense:

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Fuck a lot of people buy shit they don't need. I thought my husband was fucking bad but honestly. Mermaid outfit? Tentacle blanket? Holy shit why.

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paddybrown wrote:Seems like forever since I bought the place. I've painted it, I've had carpets laid, I've had central heating put in, and I've had a shower installed in the bathroom.
Congrats! Now only to put a roof on it!

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Congtats, you might try plumbing in the washing machine whilst you wire it up, it'll work better that way.

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Congrats Paddy!

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Service Dog wrote:Jump to 1:54:50, to hear about Germany's attempts to force YouTubers in Germany to obtain TV broadcasting licenses & conform to TV-broadcast censorship standards, as well mandates on Social Media platforms in Germany to compile quarterly surveillance reports documenting all hatespeech on their platforms, at great expense:

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Never heard of it, and didn't find anything on such measures. I'm not claiming it isn't true, but unless there is a solid source, I'm not buying it. Especially, since these people have made themselves a name as conspiracy loons and fake news peddlers with minimal fact checking, if they like the conclusion (as always).

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Aneris wrote:
Service Dog wrote:Jump to 1:54:50, to hear about Germany's attempts to force YouTubers in Germany to obtain TV broadcasting licenses & conform to TV-broadcast censorship standards, as well mandates on Social Media platforms in Germany to compile quarterly surveillance reports documenting all hatespeech on their platforms, at great expense:

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Never heard of it, and didn't find anything on such measures. I'm not claiming it isn't true, but unless there is a solid source, I'm not buying it. Especially, since these people have made themselves a name as conspiracy loons and fake news peddlers with minimal fact checking, if they like the conclusion (as always).

I'm experiencing deja-vu. The last time you replied to me, you made a similar broad claim-- asserting that it was typical of an entire group you disagree-with-- to peddle bullshit. Last time it was MRAs. When I asked you to provide basis for your accusation, you vanished.
viewtopic.php?p=414401#p414401

Got anything to back up your claim, this time?

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ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:
feathers wrote:This Jazz Jennings would be someone for Peez:

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He beat you to it with a post yesterday:

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Blowing your nut in all directions after the first caress is the mark of a potent cephalopod.

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(Post-coital glow after inseminating San Francisco Bay)

In humans though, it's called premature ejaculation.

If PZ were a squid, he'd be a virile beast. But alas, he has only 2 legs and lives in Morris, Minnesota.

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Awesome, Paddy! You can sit on the roof in your underwear and eat popsicles on a hot day. Because you're the landlord :dance:

Does moving into the new place resolve the situation with the too-loud guitar?

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paddybrown wrote:I have moved house! Finally.

Seems like forever since I bought the place. I've painted it, I've had carpets laid, I've had central heating put in, and I've had a shower installed in the bathroom. And yesterday I hired a van from that nice Dutch gentleman Hertz van Rental, and moved most of my stuff in. I have another day to transport the last of my books and clothes before I have to give the van back, and I still have to wire up the washing machine and figure out where to put everything. But I'm in!

Congratulations! When's the house warming party?

May you see many years of peace, comfort and contentment!

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Ahh so now we know how she managed to blag her landlord into letting her keep the dog. Indy's no ordinary puppy but an Emotional Support Animal and now she claiming victimhood for not being allowed to take the pissing machine down the local pub. ... Jeez does this cunt of a woman have no shame? :shock:

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shoutinghorse wrote:Ahh so now we know how she managed to blag her landlord into letting her keep the dog. Indy's no ordinary puppy but an Emotional Support Animal and now she claiming victimhood for not being allowed to take the pissing machine down the local pub. ... Jeez does this cunt of a woman have no shame? :shock:

http://i.imgur.com/v3If6CH.png?1
Yep. And because she's a social media critter, her landlord can look online and see that she's been jonesing for a dog for years, that she ratcheted up her posting about her mental health in the past few months. IOW, it looks fishy.

So, about that lunatic neighbor... The woman is mean as a snake, reacts way out of proportion to Rebecca's alleged offenses, supposedly "broke" her ceiling banging on it when the pup walked across the room, and now yells threats from outside... yet she's still living there, still accosting Rebecca.

Makes me wonder if the landlord hasn't either put the neighbor up to it, or let her off the leash by turning a blind eye to her antics. If he thinks Rebecca is gaming the rules, there's nothing he can say about it, nor can he get rid of her. But that neighbor can. In fact, during an Overwatch session the other day, Rebecca was talking about moving in with her boyfriend because she's sick of the craziness.

Hmmm... is the Skeeve being played? :lol:

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shoutinghorse wrote:Ahh so now we know how she managed to blag her landlord into letting her keep the dog. Indy's no ordinary puppy but an Emotional Support Animal and now she claiming victimhood for not being allowed to take the pissing machine down the local pub. ... Jeez does this cunt of a woman have no shame? :shock:

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I fucking called the support animal ploy weeks ago.

I'm chuffed and scared in equal parts that I'm that far inside her sick fuck of a head.

:shock: :o

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Steersman wrote: No shortage of evidence to justify my contention, if you and Aneris would bother to read the facts on the ground, that there is, apparently, no shortage of outright bigotry & hate directed towards Muslims. But recognizing the "vile bits" really does dick-all about preventing their inculcation or propagation or implementation. As I've frequently argued, the "moderates" more or less provide cover or a breeding ground for the extremists; simply not possible or reasonable to absolve them for all of the barbarisms done in the name of their "religion". And as Waters put, we will close the borders to Muslims, and when the reformers manage to get it to look like secular democracy (when pigs fly) then we'll consider opening them again.
Sorry to invoke Godwin, but as one of the recent crop of ex-Muslim anti-Islamic firebrands recently said (I think it was the one with the Euro-sounding name, Gabrielle somethingorother), the vast majority of Germans weren't Nazis. But look what happened.

I think the situation with Muslim populations and Islamism is much more like the situation of the German population wrt Nazism than we're comfortable admitting.

IOW it's like this: a large majority sort of tacitly support the Islamofascists, because they have a vague dream of power at the back of their minds, of maybe of getting back at the cultures that have "humiliated" them (the Western capitalist democracies). If the full implications of it were brought home to them (if they could smell the ovens, so to speak) they'd naturally be horrified, because of course they are basically decent people and not fanatics, but the combination of "emperor's new clothes" conformity and that petty dream of power at the back of the mind, conspires to keep them on a track that's giving aid and comfort to the theocratic fascists.

The few who stand up to Islamofascism (ex-Muslim atheists, etc.) are like the few brave Germans who stood against the tide, and got humiliated or worse for their troubles. The general zeitgeist is to tacitly support.

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ESA? Con.
Qualification:
The ADA defines "emotional/psychological disability" very broadly and does not limit the type of disability for which an emotional support animal can be used. The essence of the law states that if you have any emotional or psychological condition that prevents you from performing normally on a day to day basis, then you are qualified.

Note: To be accompanied in the cabin of an aircraft by your ESA at no charge, airline companies require that you have a properly written letter from a licensed therapist, counselor, or in some cases, physician, which states that you are emotionally disabled and require an ESA as part of your treatment. Property managers, landlords, and HOAs may also require some sort of verification for you to qualify for no pet, limited weight of pet, and/or restricted species/breed pet housing.

If you have no therapist or your therapist is unwilling to write such a letter, we recommend using Chilhowee Psychological Services; a licensed and legitimate mental health agency who specializes in online disability assessments and offers a letter of prescription to clients who qualify: http://www.cptas.com.
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The good news is that Rebecca is now officially mentally disabled. That may fuck her insurance down the line.
The one requirement for a person to legally qualify for an emotional support animal (ESA) is that the person has a letter from a licensed mental health professional (therapist, psychologist, psychiatrist -NOT the family doctor) on his/her letterhead that states the person is under his/her care, is emotionally or psychiatrically disabled, and prescribes for the person an emotional support animal. Without this letter, if the person presents an animal as an ESA, he/she is in violation of federal law; an offense punishable by fine and imprisonment, if convicted.
The bad news is that if you are a landlord, you're fucked.
If a person is physically impaired (disabled) and has individually trained service dog to perform a major life task that the person has trouble performing for him or herself (or an emotional support animal prescribed by a licensed mental health professional), the Fair Housing Amendments Act of 1988 requires the landlord/property manager to make a reasonable accommodation to their policies and allow the tenant to have an emotional support animal. This includes species, breed, and weight policies.

That means if they have a "cats only" policy, they must accept your service dog. If they have a policy that allows dogs weighing no more than 30 lbs. and your emotional support animal (ESA) weighs 75 lbs., they must make a change in the rules to accommodate you. If they accept all dogs, except pit bulls, and you have a pit bull, they must allow your pit bull to reside with you.

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shoutinghorse wrote:Ahh so now we know how she managed to blag her landlord into letting her keep the dog. Indy's no ordinary puppy but an Emotional Support Animal and now she claiming victimhood for not being allowed to take the pissing machine down the local pub. ... Jeez does this cunt of a woman have no shame? :shock:

http://i.imgur.com/v3If6CH.png?1
:suimouth:

ESA are pets. They do not fall under the ADA. Landlord can boot the dog now if he wants if its in violation of the lease (ADA dogs must be housebroken, btw).

Lots of kids with disabilities, soldiers with problems, could be helped by ESA, but as usual, the idea was ruined by entitled white middle-aged women who want to take selfies with their dogs in restaurants and on airplanes.

Btw you all have not considered the possibility the 'crazy neighbor' doesn't exist, and was made up to get her into the boyfriends place asap. Paying your own bills sucks.

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Brive1987 wrote:The good news is that Rebecca is now officially mentally disabled. That may fuck her insurance down the line.
The one requirement for a person to legally qualify for an emotional support animal (ESA) is that the person has a letter from a licensed mental health professional (therapist, psychologist, psychiatrist -NOT the family doctor) on his/her letterhead that states the person is under his/her care, is emotionally or psychiatrically disabled, and prescribes for the person an emotional support animal. Without this letter, if the person presents an animal as an ESA, he/she is in violation of federal law; an offense punishable by fine and imprisonment, if convicted.
The bad news is that if you are a landlord, you're fucked.
If a person is physically impaired (disabled) and has individually trained service dog to perform a major life task that the person has trouble performing for him or herself (or an emotional support animal prescribed by a licensed mental health professional), the Fair Housing Amendments Act of 1988 requires the landlord/property manager to make a reasonable accommodation to their policies and allow the tenant to have an emotional support animal. This includes species, breed, and weight policies.

That means if they have a "cats only" policy, they must accept your service dog. If they have a policy that allows dogs weighing no more than 30 lbs. and your emotional support animal (ESA) weighs 75 lbs., they must make a change in the rules to accommodate you. If they accept all dogs, except pit bulls, and you have a pit bull, they must allow your pit bull to reside with you.
Fair housing act. *shakesfist*

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ERV wrote:Btw you all have not considered the possibility the 'crazy neighbor' doesn't exist, and was made up to get her into the boyfriends place asap. Paying your own bills sucks.
No, I hadn't considered that. I don't know why -- she's low enough to do it. Touché.

She'd better be working fast. Sooner or later he'll have his first experience of holding her hair out of the toilet while she barfs her guts out. After that, her chances dry up pretty quick :lol:

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ERV wrote:
Btw you all have not considered the possibility the 'crazy neighbor' doesn't exist, and was made up to get her into the boyfriends place asap. Paying your own bills sucks.
I've been thinking along the same lines too, ever since she tweeted that she was "starting to fall in love" but new mugfriend wasn't as forthcoming as she'd hoped. She's been working the 'Poor little Damsel in distress' routine on him ever since by the looks of it. I'll have absolutely no sympathy for him if he falls for it (I suspect he will) .. Watch this space, I predict she's moved in by the end of summer.

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Ape+lust wrote: If PZ were a squid, he'd be a virile beast. But alas, he has only 2 legs and lives in Morris, Minnesota.

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What does he use to masturbate with?

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Ape+lust wrote:Awesome, Paddy! You can sit on the roof in your underwear and eat popsicles on a hot day. Because you're the landlord :dance:

Does moving into the new place resolve the situation with the too-loud guitar?
It does indeed! My immediate neighbour lets a friend use her house to practice the trumpet in, and I can hear him from outside but not from inside, so the party walls must have heavy duty insulation. I've also played a few times at reasonable volume and asked her if she can hear me, and she says she can't.
Jack Wooster wrote:Congtats, you might try plumbing in the washing machine whilst you wire it up, it'll work better that way.
The plumbing's easy. Waste hose goes into waste pipe, feed hose screws to feed valve, turn the tap. There's a cable the previous owners used to power their washing machine, but I'm not playing with mains electricity thanks very much. Until I can have a professional look at it, I've decided to just plug it into the wall socket.

The washing machine gave me a bit of a fright yesterday when I disconnected it at my old house, and the feed valve wouldn't shut off. I had to shut off the whole house at the stopcock. I rang the plumber who installed my shower, expecting just to get some advice and maybe book him for some later date, and he came out, an hour and a half later, on a Saturday, fitted a new valve, and only charged me twenty quid! I lucked out there, I think.

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Ape+lust wrote:Awesome, Paddy! You can sit on the roof in your underwear and eat popsicles on a hot day. Because you're the landlord :dance:

Does moving into the new place resolve the situation with the too-loud guitar?
The complaining neighbours now support the vibration-dampening fundament of his new house.

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paddybrown wrote:
Ape+lust wrote: If PZ were a squid, he'd be a virile beast. But alas, he has only 2 legs and lives in Morris, Minnesota.

http://imgur.com/8k95tx3.jpg
What does he use to masturbate with?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Left_Foot

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feathers wrote:
paddybrown wrote:
Ape+lust wrote: If PZ were a squid, he'd be a virile beast. But alas, he has only 2 legs and lives in Morris, Minnesota.

http://imgur.com/8k95tx3.jpg
What does he use to masturbate with?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Left_Foot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_Mouth_of_Madness

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Charlton Heston, that's a big name.

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Brive1987 wrote:The good news is that Rebecca is now officially mentally disabled. That may fuck her insurance down the line.
The one requirement for a person to legally qualify for an emotional support animal (ESA) is that the person has a letter from a licensed mental health professional (therapist, psychologist, psychiatrist -NOT the family doctor) on his/her letterhead that states the person is under his/her care, is emotionally or psychiatrically disabled, and prescribes for the person an emotional support animal. Without this letter, if the person presents an animal as an ESA, he/she is in violation of federal law; an offense punishable by fine and imprisonment, if convicted.
The bad news is that if you are a landlord, you're fucked.
If a person is physically impaired (disabled) and has individually trained service dog to perform a major life task that the person has trouble performing for him or herself (or an emotional support animal prescribed by a licensed mental health professional), the Fair Housing Amendments Act of 1988 requires the landlord/property manager to make a reasonable accommodation to their policies and allow the tenant to have an emotional support animal. This includes species, breed, and weight policies.


That means if they have a "cats only" policy, they must accept your service dog. If they have a policy that allows dogs weighing no more than 30 lbs. and your emotional support animal (ESA) weighs 75 lbs., they must make a change in the rules to accommodate you. If they accept all dogs, except pit bulls, and you have a pit bull, they must allow your pit bull to reside with you.
Recently I was renting out a cabin and I have a no pet policy. I got an email from a woman that said she had a cat that was a support animal so she thought I would have to accept it. As it turned out, I rented the cabin out before getting around to telling her to produce evidence that it was legally registered as a guide or service animal or fuck off.
There is a lot of people fraudulently claiming their pet is a service animal here in BC and it pisses off the folks that have and need real service animals. Apparently in some places it is illegal to falsely claim your pet as a service animal.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canad ... guide-dogs

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Brive1987 wrote:The good news is that Rebecca is now officially mentally disabled. That may fuck her insurance down the line.
The one requirement for a person to legally qualify for an emotional support animal (ESA) is that the person has a letter from a licensed mental health professional (therapist, psychologist, psychiatrist -NOT the family doctor) on his/her letterhead that states the person is under his/her care, is emotionally or psychiatrically disabled, and prescribes for the person an emotional support animal. Without this letter, if the person presents an animal as an ESA, he/she is in violation of federal law; an offense punishable by fine and imprisonment, if convicted.
The bad news is that if you are a landlord, you're fucked.
If a person is physically impaired (disabled) and has individually trained service dog to perform a major life task that the person has trouble performing for him or herself (or an emotional support animal prescribed by a licensed mental health professional), the Fair Housing Amendments Act of 1988 requires the landlord/property manager to make a reasonable accommodation to their policies and allow the tenant to have an emotional support animal. This includes species, breed, and weight policies.

That means if they have a "cats only" policy, they must accept your service dog. If they have a policy that allows dogs weighing no more than 30 lbs. and your emotional support animal (ESA) weighs 75 lbs., they must make a change in the rules to accommodate you. If they accept all dogs, except pit bulls, and you have a pit bull, they must allow your pit bull to reside with you.
Recently I was renting out a cabin and I have a no pet policy. I got an email from a woman that said she had a cat that was a support animal so she thought I would have to accept it. As it turned out, I rented the cabin out before getting around to telling her to produce evidence that it was legally registered as a guide or service animal or fuck off.
There is a lot of people fraudulently claiming their pet is a service animal here in BC and it pisses off the folks that have and need real service animals. Apparently in some places it is illegal to falsely claim your pet as a service animal.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canad ... guide-dogs

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That double post wasn't my fault! :x

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