Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

Tigzy wrote:
Brive1987 wrote:The mystery is resolved.

Jus.

He's one of those people who calls gravy 'jus'.

He has just become 100% more slappable because of this.

My response, btw:

At least he saying 'with au jus'. I can't count the number of restaurants in the US which proudly boast that their steak is served with au jus.

#39368

Tigzy wrote:It really does take someone as oblivious of Peez to state that he's never been accused of sexual harassment by showing evidence that he stated, in his own words, that he was 'subject to accusations of harassment, once upon a time.' (where the context makes clear the harassment was of a sexual nature). Bear in mind that in another post on the matter, he claimed to have been threatened with a false rape accusation - now it just seems to be an accusation of harassment.

Funny how he can't keep his story straight. Like Shermer, apparently.

And again, Peez points out that he has 'scrupulously avoided circumstances where there is even an opportunity for such an accusation.' If Peez is such a good, decent, non-sexist, non-predatory male and such accusations are so rarely unfounded - as Peez and his ilk keep telling us - then why the determination to avoid such circumstances? If he's not lying when he says we ought to believe the wimminz when they accuse someone of sexual harassment or rape, then he's being a total tinfoil hatter about it.

I like it when Peez defends himself and knows he's just making bald assertions. There are only so many ways to say I dindu nuffin and never would, so he comes up with top-shelf horseshit like, "founders on the implausibility of the circumstance."

http://imgur.com/xAswiYL.png

#39369

ffs wrote:Holy shit we need to instead launch Oberlin into the sun, to be sure

http://dailycaller.com/2015/12/17/oberl ... f-demands/

(demands related to the jazz department are in general very numerous)

My favorite demand:

An $8.20/hour stipend for black student leaders who are organizing protest efforts

#39370

dogen wrote:
Tigzy wrote:
Brive1987 wrote:The mystery is resolved.

Jus.

He's one of those people who calls gravy 'jus'.

He has just become 100% more slappable because of this.

My response, btw:

At least he isn't saying 'with au jus'. I can't count the number of restaurants in the US which proudly boast that their steak is served with au jus.

Bah, fixed.

Also, 'chaise lounge', you ignorant fuckwads?

#39371

Guestus Aurelius wrote:Also, the new Star Wars is awesome.

Yep. Perfect really. Just goes to prove that Star Wars is only ever great when George Lucas isn't writing or directing it.

#39372

Why does Peezus need to keep himself protected from false accusations? They never happen, and if they did what would be the chance of being falsely accused TWICE?

#39373

Ape+lust wrote:
Tigzy wrote:It really does take someone as oblivious of Peez to state that he's never been accused of sexual harassment by showing evidence that he stated, in his own words, that he was 'subject to accusations of harassment, once upon a time.' (where the context makes clear the harassment was of a sexual nature). Bear in mind that in another post on the matter, he claimed to have been threatened with a false rape accusation - now it just seems to be an accusation of harassment.

Funny how he can't keep his story straight. Like Shermer, apparently.

And again, Peez points out that he has 'scrupulously avoided circumstances where there is even an opportunity for such an accusation.' If Peez is such a good, decent, non-sexist, non-predatory male and such accusations are so rarely unfounded - as Peez and his ilk keep telling us - then why the determination to avoid such circumstances? If he's not lying when he says we ought to believe the wimminz when they accuse someone of sexual harassment or rape, then he's being a total tinfoil hatter about it.
I like it when Peez defends himself and knows he's just making bald assertions. There are only so many ways to say I dindu nuffin and never would, so he comes up with top-shelf horseshit like, "founders on the implausibility of the circumstance."

http://imgur.com/xAswiYL.png

Just how many times has he had to set his ironclad process in motion? Confirms my opinion that I would never, ever EVER teach at a college. Those little bastards are out to get you.

#39374

Brive1987 wrote:http://i.imgur.com/BpbfptA.jpg

"So. So I zoomed zoomed zoom." :burn:

Looks like Peezus is now an MRA who is pointing out the consequences of campus rape culture hysteria. The same words, the same arguments, the same defensiveness.

Methinks he Doth protest too much...

#39375

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......

https://i.imgur.com/Fvlc4G1.jpg

#39376

comhcinc wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......

https://i.imgur.com/Fvlc4G1.jpg

That's where I draw the line.

#39377

What if Ms Accuser hadn't said a word to Peez, but took her complaint to someone else?

You'd get this.

http://imgur.com/MEn1ZnD.png

#39378

Can some one let me know when we move pass the annual PZ rape story please.

#39379

comhcinc wrote:Can some one let me know when we move pass the annual PZ rape story please.

In this case we are assisting PZ with his own Streisand Experiment. Don't spoil his fun.

#39380

Brive1987 wrote:
Brive1987 wrote:PZ has a new post defending his treatment of "that girl". He dates the great race to the 1990s.

Oops. https://web.archive.org/save/http://fre ... hite-guys/

Nerd on the "grenade" rape post:

http://i.imgur.com/dN9km1a.png
http://i.imgur.com/YVArLeN.png

Nerd on Meyers's latest retelling of his own rape accusation:

http://i.imgur.com/Y7sVZoL.png

Calm down, Meyers, your pants are tenting!

http://i.imgur.com/7ptil6Q.png

#39381

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:
Brive1987 wrote:
Brive1987 wrote:PZ has a new post defending his treatment of "that girl". He dates the great race to the 1990s.

Oops. https://web.archive.org/save/http://fre ... hite-guys/
Nerd on the "grenade" rape post:

http://i.imgur.com/dN9km1a.png
http://i.imgur.com/YVArLeN.png

Nerd on Meyers's latest retelling of his own rape accusation:

http://i.imgur.com/Y7sVZoL.png

Calm down, Meyers, your pants are tenting!

http://i.imgur.com/7ptil6Q.png

http://i.imgur.com/RhPhVIm.png

#39382

If I was a girl, I'd falsely accuse PZ Myers of kicking me in the cunt. Cunt.

#39383

Now that Finn has been established as an actually interesting character and not just "man with jacket" maybe kids will want his toy now. I'd like a set of the full main cast myself, but just the small figures. Of course it's almost Christmas so the chances of finding any for sale is close to zero.

#39384

The tone of the PZ story has changed quite dramatically over time.

Initially it was a student, upset at a mark, making threats. Bang PZ hits his tights, gets her minded and sprints in an existential panic to save his job from a direct credible threat.

Now it's a broken weeping student requiring all of PZ's pastoral care as he seeks the kindest way to parry her half hearted despondent flail.

Note how in his latest account he doesn't explain why he "was leaving". No instant zooming to the batcave to ensure status and career remained intact. The grad student was there to provide continuity of support and succour. Yeah. Right.

#39385

Service Dog wrote:If I was a girl, I'd falsely accuse PZ Myers of kicking me in the cunt. Cunt.

If you were a girl and I was PZ Meyers, I would kick you in the cunt and then lock you in my office while I ran to the Principal to tell him that you had just flashed your girlthing at me and I was shocked because it was your girlthing and girls aren't supposed to show boys their girlthings until they're married and now I had seen your girlthing it meant we were married but I'm already married so what do I do because you can't get married while you're married and oh my god it had hairs and everything it looked like a venus fly trap and I was worried it might bite my boything off so I kicked it and then ran straight to you what should I do Principal please help me.

#39386

comhcinc wrote:Can some one let me know when we move pass the annual PZ rape story please.

Don't you like Christmas traditions?

#39387

Brive1987 wrote:The tone of the PZ story has changed quite dramatically over time.

Initially it was a student, upset at a mark, making threats. Bang PZ hits his tights, gets her minded and sprints in an existential panic to save his job from a direct credible threat.

Now it's a broken weeping student requiring all of PZ's pastoral care as he seeks the kindest way to parry her half hearted despondent flail.

Note how in his latest account he doesn't explain why he "was leaving". No instant zooming to the batcave to ensure status and career remained intact. The grad student was there to provide continuity of support and succour. Yeah. Right.

I think we're overlooking the fact that the male who had power in this situation just bragged about what he could have done to his accuser. How he could have ruined her attempts at education and employment... This is some Mad Men shit.

#39388

Brive1987 wrote:The tone of the PZ story has changed quite dramatically over time.

Initially it was a student, upset at a mark, making threats. Bang PZ hits his tights, gets her minded and sprints in an existential panic to save his job from a direct credible threat.

Now it's a broken weeping student requiring all of PZ's pastoral care as he seeks the kindest way to parry her half hearted despondent flail.

Note how in his latest account he doesn't explain why he "was leaving". No instant zooming to the batcave to ensure status and career remained intact. The grad student was there to provide continuity of support and succour. Yeah. Right.

It is amazing that he - who has many time chuckled over some christians and "the Streisand Effect" - does not realize what he is doing with this non-story. Why the fuck does he keep on keeping on bringing this shit up instead of letting die? The Pit is a bunch of Pavlov's dogs, and for him to react like he got tasered in the balls every time we mention this is exactly what we want. It really is a puzzle to me: does it indicate some submerged guilt, or is it an attempt at clickbait, or is it a narcissistic desire to clear his name, or what?

The man's a fucking wackaloon, to use the ableist word he did today.

#39389

The story so far:

Professor: "Let me map out a way for you to pass"
Student: "you cunt, I'm going to destroy you with a false rape accusation"
Professor: "Oops forgot the milk, won't be a tick"

#39390

Peezus needs to stop making this about himself and recognise this as a valuable opportunity to check his privilege.

He should be thanking her, not shedding milky man tears.

#39391

Guestus Aurelius wrote:

Parroting slymepit talking points, just proves he's an MRA dudebro.

#39392

Looks like it's finally occurred to him his earlier claim she could've destroyed him is really, really bad for his socjus narrative. Like, no shit.

He has no idea he's making it worse. What a boob.

#39393

Ape+lust wrote:Looks like it's finally occurred to him his earlier claim she could've destroyed him is really, really bad for his socjus narrative. Like, no shit.

He has no idea he's making it worse. What a boob.

I think Peezus prefers the term "Mammary-American."

#39394

Ape+lust wrote:Looks like it's finally occurred to him his earlier claim she could've destroyed him is really, really bad for his socjus narrative. Like, no shit.

What makes anyone think that this young woman is actually a real person and not just another ahistorical parable from Peezus? There is no more evidence that she exists than was produced for the fabled and much discussed elevator guy.

#39395

@Ape+lust apologies for drawing the mustache onto your Mona; I could not resist the dark side :cdc:

#39396

Really? wrote:
Ape+lust wrote:Looks like it's finally occurred to him his earlier claim she could've destroyed him is really, really bad for his socjus narrative. Like, no shit.

He has no idea he's making it worse. What a boob.
I think Peezus prefers the term "Mammary-American."

Can we get comhinc's opinion pleases, before you go moobspplaining all over the place with your lactual appropriations.

#39397

It absolutely baffles me why Meyers doesn't just quietly ban Nerd of Redhead's IP.

The guy does more damage than any undercover Pitter could hope to inflict.

http://i.imgur.com/jeC4AIq.png

#39398

A revelation: a South Park revealed PC didn't mean "Politically Correct" it meant "Pussy Crush"
Is it possible PZ doesn't mean "Paul Zachary" but "Pussy Zoom"? :think:

#39399

dogen wrote:
ffs wrote:Holy shit we need to instead launch Oberlin into the sun, to be sure

http://dailycaller.com/2015/12/17/oberl ... f-demands/

(demands related to the jazz department are in general very numerous)
My favorite demand:

An $8.20/hour stipend for black student leaders who are organizing protest efforts

That is a pretty singularly amazing example

#39400

cnut the great wrote:
Ape+lust wrote:Looks like it's finally occurred to him his earlier claim she could've destroyed him is really, really bad for his socjus narrative. Like, no shit.
What makes anyone think that this young woman is actually a real person and not just another ahistorical parable from Peezus? There is no more evidence that she exists than was produced for the fabled and much discussed elevator guy.

Doesn't matter, the point was always about how his story was very problematic for his later narrative and bringing back up has always been about laughing at his hypocrisy

Being completely imaginary would explain why his story changes so much but so to does his slow realization of his hypocrisy and him struggling to reframe it into his preferred narrative each time just a bit further

#39401

ffs wrote:
cnut the great wrote:
Ape+lust wrote:Looks like it's finally occurred to him his earlier claim she could've destroyed him is really, really bad for his socjus narrative. Like, no shit.
What makes anyone think that this young woman is actually a real person and not just another ahistorical parable from Peezus? There is no more evidence that she exists than was produced for the fabled and much discussed elevator guy.
Doesn't matter, the point was always about how his story was very problematic for his later narrative and bringing back up has always been about laughing at his hypocrisy

Being completely imaginary would explain why his story changes so much but so to does his slow realization of his hypocrisy and him struggling to reframe it into his preferred narrative each time just a bit further

I can't think of any other kinds of people who decide what society should be according to made-up parables that were revealed by authority figures. Are there any other situations in which made-up stories from long ago are used as justification for social and legal policies that screw people over?

#39402

ffs wrote:
cnut the great wrote:
Ape+lust wrote:Looks like it's finally occurred to him his earlier claim she could've destroyed him is really, really bad for his socjus narrative. Like, no shit.
What makes anyone think that this young woman is actually a real person and not just another ahistorical parable from Peezus? There is no more evidence that she exists than was produced for the fabled and much discussed elevator guy.
Doesn't matter, the point was always about how his story was very problematic for his later narrative and bringing back up has always been about laughing at his hypocrisy

Being completely imaginary would explain why his story changes so much but so to does his slow realization of his hypocrisy and him struggling to reframe it into his preferred narrative each time just a bit further

Even more important, he is/would be the agent of the patriarchy that schemes to deny the experiences of rape victims.He brought that up again. Maybe his conscience is getting to him and he feels guilty that "that girl" is one of many that he creeped out of getting a STEM career?
Every time he brings it up, the more I would like to hear "that girl's" side of the story.

#39403

free thoughtpolice wrote:
ffs wrote:
cnut the great wrote: What makes anyone think that this young woman is actually a real person and not just another ahistorical parable from Peezus? There is no more evidence that she exists than was produced for the fabled and much discussed elevator guy.
Doesn't matter, the point was always about how his story was very problematic for his later narrative and bringing back up has always been about laughing at his hypocrisy

Being completely imaginary would explain why his story changes so much but so to does his slow realization of his hypocrisy and him struggling to reframe it into his preferred narrative each time just a bit further
Even more important, he is/would be the agent of the patriarchy that schemes to deny the experiences of rape victims.He brought that up again. Maybe his conscience is getting to him and he feels guilty that "that girl" is one of many that he creeped out of getting a STEM career?
Every time he brings it up, the more I would like to hear "that girl's" side of the story.

I bet the true story is he's had her locked up in his basement the whole time

#39404

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:It absolutely baffles me why Meyers doesn't just quietly ban Nerd of Redhead's IP.

The guy does more damage than any undercover Pitter could hope to inflict.

Evidence that Nerd isn't an undercover Pitter or Flooosh!

#39405

ffs wrote:I bet the true story is he's had her locked up in his basement the whole time

It rubs the Round-up on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

#39406

ffs wrote:

I bet the true story is he's had her locked up in his basement the whole time

Evidence or floosh you get the hose... :drool:

#39407

:nin:

#39408

fuzzy wrote:@Ape+lust apologies for drawing the mustache onto your Mona; I could not resist the dark side :cdc:

The one you improved? It's in the archive. Thanks fuzzy! :D :dance:

#39409

Saw this on a discussion board "Plz don't google (images) 'naked bears'. "

Thought I'd see some funny shaved bears.
Nothing shaved about them.

#39410

https://twitter.com/opheliabenson/statu ... 5638303744

#39411

Skep tickle wrote:
https://twitter.com/opheliabenson/statu ... 5638303744

Someone could always suggest that it is due merely to a "particularly virulent brand of feminism":

:whistle:

#39412

http://i.imgur.com/oDq9H26.jpg

#39413

Tigzy wrote:
ffs wrote:[.img]http://i.imgur.com/Bz698Cf.jpg[/img]
For those who aren't quite familiar with the discourse of this movement, The Global Jewish Conspiracy is a system which places dominant power in the hands of Jews. It can be subtle or extremely obvious, and most times both goys and the Chosen are unaware of certain manifestations of the conspiracy.

For example, most soft drink bottles are shaped like a penis. The next time you use your jewgold to purchase a bottle of Fanta, look carefully at the phallic shape of the bottle you hold in your hand and note that the top looks like the end of an uncircumcised foreskin. It's like a subtle reminder of the goyims' purpose in this society: we're here to dispense sweet drinks, to basically serve our Jewish masters, get used up and when we're no longer needed or necessary we're discarded.

:lol:

Genius.

#39414

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Jus is French for juice. very à propos...

The Dutch and Flemish use it too, for both gravy and in fruit juice (jus d'orange).

#39415

feathers wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Jus is French for juice. very à propos...
The Dutch and Flemish use it too, for both gravy and in fruit juice (jus d'orange).

So, it's cultural appropriation?

#39416

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:Nerd on the "grenade" rape post:

http://i.imgur.com/dN9km1a.png
http://i.imgur.com/YVArLeN.png

Nerd does remind me of Freisler.

#39417

http://i.imgur.com/P5JDMEx.png

Click for larger image.

#39418

Anyone here play Elder Scrolls Online?

I just picked up a copy and am really overwhelmed. At the moment the game just feels kind of blah because of this.

I did, however, make sure that my character has a large rack.

#39419

another lurker wrote:Anyone here play Elder Scrolls Online?

I just picked up a copy and am really overwhelmed. At the moment the game just feels kind of blah because of this.

I did, however, make sure that my character has a large rack.

I've been put off from buying it, having read a number of reviews which report that it's a huge step-down from Skyrim. But I'd be happy to hear of experiences to the contrary.

(And sorry, AL, this doesn't answer your question!)

#39420

Ape+lust wrote:
fuzzy wrote:@Ape+lust apologies for drawing the mustache onto your Mona; I could not resist the dark side :cdc:
The one you improved? It's in the archive. Thanks fuzzy! :D :dance:

For the new lookenspeepers, the main image archive is here:
viewtopic.php?f=21&t=10

Jan Steen's Pharyngulanhas (arguably archived under the wrong topic?)
viewtopic.php?f=29&t=318

Jan Steen's History of the Rise and Fall of Atheism Plus
viewtopic.php?f=29&t=427

Older Bjarte Foshaug Special:
viewtopic.php?f=21&t=376

More creativity than PZ et al. can shake their fist at.