Wow. Who in their right mind would want to work with someone with that attitude? It's like a warped version of
Office Space where there's a character who can't stop screaming...
"Hey Brianna, the boss wants the TPS reports done by tomorrow, so let's all hurry up"
"ARE YOU GIVING ORDERS TO A WOMAN, YOU FUCKING SHITLORD?"
"No! Jesus! I was just asking everybody to speed up their work!"
"DON'T MANSPLAIN YOUR ASSHATTERY TO ME, YOU FUCKSTICK!"
"OK, I'm sorry, but could you please hurry up? The deadline is tomorrow"
"YOU'RE NOT ENTITLED TO MY TIME, SCUM!"
"You're overreacting. Everyone has to hurry up"
"UH, SO BITCHEZ BE CRAZY, EH? CAN WE HEAR ANY MORE SNIPPETS OF EVERYDAY SEXISM FROM YOUR PRIVILEGED CIS MALE MOUTH?"
"...anyway, the new version of the TPS reports needs a coversheet change. They sent a memo"
"I'M SORRY, BUT THE NEW VERSION OF THE TPS REPORT COVERSHEETS IS A HEALTH HAZARD. I ONCE CUT MY FINGER WITH ONE OF THEM. PEOPLE WILL BE HURT UNLESS WE STOP PUTTING ON THOSE NEW COVERS"
"It sounds like you're generalizing something that only happened to you. You won't get cut if you're careful"
"EXCUSE ME SIR, BUT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET REPORTED FOR HARASSMENT, I AM GOING TO ASK YOU NOT TO DEMEAN MY LIVED EXPERIENCE. I HAVE PUTTING COVERSHEETS ON TPS REPORTS FOR YEARS, SO DON'T YOU DARE TO MANSPLAIN THIS ISSUE TO ME. ARE WE FUCKING CLEAR?"
[leaves]
"MAN IN INITECH, DO NOT DO THIS TO WOMEN. IT'S BEYOND DEMEANING, AND IN THIS CASE INACCURATE!"